raped in his gorilla nest

>>221115332
All he had to do to succeed is to squat and pick up 200 pounds of gorilla nest materials. Why didn't he?

>Listen to me while working in a factory as I tell you that everything is bad.

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>>221115662
Yeah, I've clicked on a few of his "self-help videos, and to me, they feel a little bit like those survivorship bias memes.
I mean that in the sense that, the kind of people who can make something useful out of the type of advice that he gives, don't really need that type of advice in order to be able to do something useful in the first place, meanwhile, the ones who can't make something useful out of it, they're the ones he pushes away, inadvertently or not, with the absolutist defeatist type of mindset that he preaches, the "if you're 30 and you haven't done X it's over" kind of thing.
I'm not saying that he's wrong, because I don't know that for myself, but what I am saying is that, to me, his advice seems a lot like placebo, or like a faith healer.
It'll help those who believe, and who already could, but it'll do nothing to anyone else.
And it is self-affirming, too, because the ones who it worked for will stick around and spread the word.

>>221116434
...and the ones for whom it didn't, they'll just leave without making a fuss, like I did.

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>>221115332
I feel sorry for the extreme retard that flushed a million dollars down the drain to get Extreme Peace made.

>>221116434
Like all self help advice, it relies on assuming a person has a reservoir of untapped energy they can access if only they're sufficiently motivated. At best, someone will work a little harder for a few days and then go back to their old habits. You need to make small structural changes to your life to achieve any of this and figuring out what those are is difficult and depends on your personal situation.

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>>221116563
Sam don't give a shit about that. As long as he says something, anything, statistically a few of his army of fans will just get lucky in their lives regardless and because they remember something Sam said unrelated to their success they'll still feel they "owe" Sam something. And then do something stupid like hand over a million bucks to fund one of Sam's stupid scam projects like Extreme Peace.

>Rush to, and corner, the untapped 00's infowars 4chan audience, via not very good comedy, just keep hammering it and getting "clapter" from people who have no other media to watch other than conspiratard youtube kino
>Use your status to FUCK and FUCK and FUCK and GET MONEY and FUCK and to feel like you're enlightening the choir you're preaching to with trvkes
>Die like a gay guy in 2029

>221115332

You forgot:
>Fly to Argentina once a month to get fucked in the ass by Peter Thiel

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>>221116680
4chan is dying now and becoming as irrelevant as he is, so Sam's sekret method of marketing himself is no longer useful. Even the relentless fishtank spam has hit diminishing returns.
Maybe that's why he's been sucking up to the Thiel/Epstein class, he needs some homosexual billionaire patron to parasite off of.

>>221116557
Missing a 4/5 hat

>>221115332
Lotta seethe in this thread. It's only a game. No need to be mad.

report eceleb threads as off topic

>>221115610
kosher manchild samuel was hearing his stepmom's voice telling him he's not welcome at Fred's funeral while Harland raped him without doing anything

>>221116775
gay guys love talking about this thiel character

>>221116775
Why is exactly is theil bad?
I keep hearing about him and his company but it all seems pretty based to me

>>221117852
bait used to be believable

Why exactly is Israel bad?
I keep hearing about jews and their antics but it all seems pretty kosher to me

>>221115332
That's nice, now make me laugh clown

>>221117862
Argument?

>>221117906
>still no argument
lol

>>221117852
He's a Bilderberger and a literal faggot.

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>>221117852
you don't become rich and powerful without doing things which are questionable

>>221115610
>>221117310

Thank you so much.You seriously just unlocked my dream.

So I was like, I don't know in this place, I think Elon Musk was there and my dad was there and Sam Hyde was there briefly, but then I saw Harlan Williams and he was in like this spooky maze and I was gonna ask him about the gorilla nest with Sam Hyde. And then I eventually did, but then it turned into Sam Hyde. And we had to get the hell out of there and we escaped turns out we were in mexico , and then we went through a checkpoint and threw some water and then threw some bathrooms that were amaze of traps and trip mines , wow , my dream was crazy

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>>221118584
interesting...
I don't dream anymore. probably not good.

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I saw someone mention a video he did, I guess it was a predator bust video where he lured the guy into a hard to escape area and ended up sprinting around after the guy. It sounds hilarious but I couldn't find it, does anyone know what I'm talking about?

>>221118782
prob a frank hassle video

>>221117852
He has pounced on the American sense of "temporarily broke millionaires" and uses entertainment to push a two-pronged attack on not just civil liberties but sense of self. The influencers he promotes, without fail, end up having some fear-mongering article targeted towards parents unfamiliar with the internet written about them. The kids are listening to Andrew Tate, they're listening to Sneako, they're listening to Nick Fuentes, oh god, won't someone think of the children!?? This drives people to become more accepting of government surveillance and censorship, because in their minds it's better than having your child get groomed by some cult on Discord.

On the other hand, you have what the ideology represents. The veil of Christianity, or more specifically the idea of "Christ the Conqueror" hides the real objective which is to create a neo-feudalist system with a secular idea of the Divine Right of Kings at the center. Your betters simply looksmaxxed, mogged, and networked better, so really, don't they deserve to do whatever they want to do?

>>221118823
>>221118823
No it was specifically mentioned as a sam hyde video

>>221118746
Can I trade places with you? Literally all I have are abstract nightmares.

>>221117852
He literally thinks AI is the birth of a new consciousness that is necessary to fight against the antichrist who he believes currently exists, might even be Greta Thunberg, and is using environmentalism as a way to halt the growth of technology.

There is more than enough wealth in Western society for everyone to live a decent and honorable life and these people are feverishly directing as much of it as they can into the creation of a solution for a problem that doesn't even exist.

>>221118782
I remember that video, it had Frank in it for sure. iirc in one of the first PGL videos they claim were threatened by the guy and they took the video down everywhere.

>>221115332
Scum Heinz hasn't been funny in 50 years.

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>>221115332
really puts his entire personality into perspective when you realize he was an art student that went into graphic design and experienced a rough twink death.

>>221115332
>Be rich kid
>Larp as a poor kid
>Get retards to give you money for your midwit political takes and failed comedy career

>>221115332
Was this guy raped? He looks like he was.

>>221115332

>>221118746
You been smoking too much weed brother

>charlssmug.jpg

>>221115332
Is there a reason as to why he's slowly morphing into Leon Trotsky?

>>221115332
>Be born in an affluent family
>Have your college paid for
>Get your show cancelled
>Beg zoomers for money
I'm glad this faggot nuked his own career.

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>>221119794

>>221119801
jew bloodline on his mothers side

>>221117852
He had his boyfriend thrown off a building

>>221115332
nobody even cares about extreme peace 2
>failed comedian
>failed life advice guru
>failed political commentator
its time to get a real job sam

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Ahem

MARKY MARKY MARKY SKULL HYDE KLAUS BEN LEAKS CHANNING CIARA CRYOKEEN SHADI BIG PURPLE SAM HYDES BUTT PLUG DILDO ELLE WAS GROOMED BY JET BEN I BET YOU TASTE BOMB HOW MANY GOLD BALLS CAN YOU FIT INSIDE YOU I LOVE YOU SO MUCH UNGH ALUNGH AH CHANNING SCAM SCAMMERS DRUGS METH COKE EXTORTION HUMAN TRAFFICING

have a nice day

Can't even make a fucking gorilla nest

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rob people
don't be funny
reddit
bash women
fucks with friends' careers

>>221119815
he didnt even pick something cool like fine art or at the very least illustration, dude went into graphic design. fucking graphic design.

>>221117852
yes my fellow gentile. peter thiel and his erstwhile friend epstein saved western civilization.

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Ctrl f claire

extreme peace?
more like EXTREMELY GAY
where are the JOKES old man?

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>>221120129
kek

The "never be happy" has really began to turn the tide, more so since the CRY FOR CHARLIE KIRK!! shit
I'd accept more of Sam's bullshit if he remembered to be funny every so often rather than this fake manosphere guy. Not what I was interested in when I watched him in 2014. Not what I'm into now.

>>221115332
Sam's paypigs better cough up some dough if they want EP3 level comedy because that sort of material isn't just lying around you have pay writers for it.

>>221116434
I always like to remind people that Lee Childs didn’t even write the first Jack Reacher novel until he was 39. Not the greatest example but he has made a great living out of that series for himself. Never let someone tell you that you can’t do something. Spite can be a powerful motivator.

>>221119847
Someone needs to warn Eddie Sam might do the same to zer.

>>221115610
reminder after that podcast sam abandoned all standup, going to comedy shows, goign to skank fest etc. he got so mogged it broke him

what skill is there that won't break my back?

>>221120214
like every single right winger, he can't make a joke without getting pissed off about whatever current thing is going on

>>221117852
because he's pro-white and anti-woke = BAD

>>221120515
Sam is just Nanette at this point
>WHO'S LAUGHING
>THIS IS YOU

>>221116434
Brother I have a damn great example, look at the career of Craig Mazin. https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0563301/

The dude made crappin slop flat out. He never felt too embarrassed to take part of Hollywood Craig just kept working. He made Hangover 2 and 3. Huntsman 2, a couple Scary Movies.

Then he hit 50 years old. From 50 to 58, Chernobyl the best TV show ever, Mythic Quest a very cute and unique show maybe not the best, The Last of Us 2, which had the crust busting but darn it wasn't that bad.

Then he had his all time career masterpiece at age fucking 57 with Sheep Detectives, which besides how they wrapped up the crime itself has the best writing I have ever seen in the 2020s for a childrens movie. I never stopped crying and laughing it was the best experience for years. Yes, I did see Project Hail Mary and 2026 was good so far.

Just never quit, never surrender, overcome and become legends mate.

>>221118898
That is one of the most well written things and got zero you's, how you tied in current trends to the mythologizing of today is so well done.

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>>221120904

>>221120994
Half of 4chan is just Twitter or Reddit posts lifted directly from the source. It's sad.

remember his story about working in a machine shop and he left after like 2 hours

>>221119285
I hate you faggots using the word twink death, but he didn't have one of those, he purposefully did steroids.

>>221117852
>Why is exactly is theil bad?

Stanford is the citadel of West Coast Maoism since time Boomer immemorial. Karp is an open Zio-Red. The current CEO is a moonbat. The only race in AI is bridling it to prevent SkyNet MechaAustrianPainter-Tay while finding a way around 'near peers' not having any such un-alethic guardrails copying LLM's homework.

>>221115332
>Peter Thiel is le good, he is /ourgay/ and surveillance state zionism is le good. It's the random pencil pushers and small time buzzfeed journalists who are the enemy. Kill a random powerless jew NOW

>>221121223
>It's the random pencil pushers and small time buzzfeed journalists who are the enemy.
Yeah

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>>221120129
>Harlan has the same orb light
>Harlan wears a KAIJU (Cajun-juif) shirt in solidarity with the Craigslist comic in Extreme Piss
>in picrel, Peanut tips the table over before auto-erotic asphixiating

Such TIGHT AND RIPE synchronicities can only be orchestrated by doing silly billy things, like desecrating bibles and summoning garage entities on a light BDSM Big Brother ripoff show-- Kenneth Anger and Tina Turner, of Mad Max AUNTI ENTITY fame die within hours of aforementioned

>>221116563
You need nepotism, resources and luck. These people can't give anyone advice. Sam Hyde didn't get rich by working hard. Sam Hyde was born rich and then used his money to employ people who made sketches and wrote jokes for him.
No matter how hard I work and how motivated I get, I will never be able to buy a whole streamer house and employ 10+ people on production and more people to participate in my livestream show.

If their advice was legit they would separate the muh motivation shit from realistic expectations. You should focus on your discipline, being healthy and strong and finding a way to be happy where you are. But for the financial stuff you should simply get informed. Understand how money works, what legal ways you can find to minimize taxes, where to invest to protect your money, how to reduce your living costs.
You can improve your life massively but you will never be a rich Sam Hyde style nepobaby with millions in a trust fund.

>>221121125
>um he just became le ugly on purpose, for jokes!
no he let himself go. he doesnt even look good for a guy on roids, just some fat asshole.

>>221117852
Palantir literally sends Israeli ICE agents to rape children on Epstein Island o algo

>>221118782
>>221118996
i remember sam making 2 promo videos that looked like they would be entertaining and funny but he wound up never releasing the content(fucking faggot jew, i paid $5 a month for like 4 years and got nontent). the pedo hunter thing was in one but i never got too see it. i dont think it was even on hydewars

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I mog Sam Hyde.

>>221121044
And 95% of reddit/twitter posts are AI generated

>>221121364
>>221118996
https://rumble.com/v46aj1b-frank-hassle-catching-predator-john-philip-youtube-keeps-removing-this-vide.html
Is this it?

>>221121423
thats was one of them. i remember one where theyre in a restaurant/fast food place. also i cant believe im seeing a think frank hassle again. what working for sam does to a nigger :(

>>221121223
>>221121235
mde used to be about putting the pencil pushers in a choke hold while giving their masters the middle finger. i fucking hate the state of affairs now

>>221118746
>>221119702
At this point, I smoke weed so that I don't dream anymore. I don't really enjoy weed as much as I used to, but all my dreams are bad to varying degrees, and I don't like going into this hellish dimension for six to eight hours every night, so I now smoke weed just to prevent it.

>>221122000
Nice get.
>but all my dreams are bad to varying degrees
Want to talk about it anon?

I too suffer from insomnia.

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Also you love to see it, Sam is begging for sponsors lol. Lmao even.

>>221121365
Klaus was mogged here

>>221121365
>>221122080
no one ever in your whole life been even close to liking you

>>221122112
False.

Channing liked me.

God willing she'll like me again.

I genuinely loathe this faggot so fucking much its unreal.
Sam was genuinely hilarious 10+ years ago, genuinely transgressive in a way that wasn't preachy but you could just feel it. Now he's a political pundit that has dropped any pretentions of being a comedian, he has attracted the dumbest fucking fanbase on the planet, I am willing to bet that not even 30% of his old school fans are around these days for his insufferable political commentary.

>>221122154
That's because his 'old fans' grew the fuck up or killed themselves.

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>>221115332
>fuck 14 year olds in germany
>fuck 16 year old in certain states
>make autism jokes, haha, just like you, get it?

>>221115332
>learn a skill
Says the millennial trust fund twat with no skills, whose only good piece of work was a fake ted talk that he didn't even write.

>>221122154
He's basically turned into what the media thought he was ten years ago, and even that's being generous, because he's also lost his edge.

>>221122566
yeah that's whats so infuriating about all his new fans that have come over from fucking Asmongold streams is that they treat him with the reverence he deserved 10 years ago, that's not the Sam of today, but normies treat him like he is that guy now. How embarrassing, it's like getting into a completely fucking washed band 50 years after their peak and going "Yeah this latest album I bought from Target is just as good as the shit they were making in the 70s!!! ROCK AND ROLL"

>>221122633
>Yeah this latest album I bought from Target
What difference does it make where you bought it?

>>221115332
it was cute when he was 20
it was sad when he was 30
it was over when he was 40

>>221122730
That's like saying that you can't criticize a washed up artist for playing in Las Vegas because, "what does it matter what city they're playing in?"

>>221122787

>That's like saying that you can't criticize a washed up artist
I didn't say this? I asked what difference it makes where someone buys an album. You mentioned Target. Why? What if it was Walmart?

I have wigger fatigue

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>>221121223
>Sam goes full attack dog against non-Jew ecelebs in his tier like Idubbz/Hasan/etc.
>Not a peep from Sam going after actual Jews in his league like Ben Shapiro or Ethan Klein
>Sam even did a friendly interview with cock sucker Zionist, Destiny
And yet Sam's retarded shills have the gall to come in and simp for Sam saying he's some threatening Jew namer because he did a Jew's Rock joke 10 years ago and pissed off a Buzzfeed reporter lol.

>>221122840
I'm not him, but selling albums at Target is basically the same thing as playing in Vegas.
>What if it was Walmart?
That's basically the same thing. Places like that sell shitty compilations from washed up artists overly corporate and shitty pop artists, or flash-in-the-pan flavor of the month artists who aren't worth your time. You're not going to find high quality music at those kinds of stores. At best, you might find a solid compilation of an artist whose best work is behind them, and those are only worthwhile for getting introduced to an artist at best, not for seriously exploring music. A store that doesn't specialize in selling music just isn't going to have the best selections. This shouldn't be hard to understand. It's the same concept of how an American-owned and operated restaurant isn't going to give you the best Chinese food.

>>221116775
>Epstein class
Ah, here we have a leftard EUropod butthurt that USAID got cut.

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>>221123534
spotted the delusional epstein did nothing wrong pedo

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>>221123578
Silence EUrotroon. Go welcome more New Europeans before you get arrested for hate thoughts.

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>>221115332
>random zoomie's dunking on Sam every day
Sam's aura loss is quite incredible honestly, if he just owned up to the marky shit and flexed it, it would be super on brand and be reminiscent of the old MDE, but he's literally scared shitless of markyposting. It is pretty funny though, the more he avoids it, the better it gets

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>>221123655
>shitskin invader child rape is bad
>but its ok when billionaires and my favorite ecelebs do it

>>221123689
>>shitskin invader child rape is bad
No EUropean serf thinks this.

>>221123767
The only European serfs in this threads are the imaginary ones living in your head rent free.

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>>221123814
Nope here are three of them
>>221116775
>>221123578
>>221123689
All three pissing and shitting in outrage that America refused to become another communist shithole full of bitchwhipped slaves.
Wave your national flag proudly , EUro.

>>221123874
delusional schizo

>>221123889
How do you say that in your dead language? Unterwurstenflugen schnitzogeburtstag?

Sam Hyde show is great desu

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>>221123998
Sam Hyde Show is like 10 years too late and totally irrelevant.

>>221115610
fpbp

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>>221124009

>>221124163
I thought alphamale Sam can do 57 plates squats, why is he struggling with old man who is clearly laughing at him?

>>221116604
The prom sketch was seriously obvious about not taking yourself too seriously. I think the protag was even meant to be Sam, but Charls volunteered for it, likely due to the restaurant breakdown which was also referenced in the streamer sketch.

>>221116775
Fishtank isn't even a little related to Sam since this recent season. Jet has taken complete control over it and is running it into the ground at an impressive speed.

I was wondering where the shittank threads went. It turns out they're moved to /bant/. Kek. Based mods.

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>>221124465
>Can we get serious here? When are we getting serious.

>>221115332
You seem to be obsessed with him in a weird, personal way. Should we be worried? Just remember, it's never ok to shoot those who don't share the beliefs of you or your furry online friends. Talk to a professional if you need to. You're not a resistance fighter and there's no actual "fash" to bash, Xister, it's just a saying. Stay strong.

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>>221124609
That you Luna

>>221124493
Fishtank is always moved to /bant/ during off season, this has been going on for 3 years.

>>221124177
That tranny on top is pretty good looking, it's not a big deal.
Fucking trannies =/= being a tranny

>>221116557
>>221116775
>he's been sucking up to the Thiel/Epstein class
What? Are you talking about Nick Fuentes selling epstein quarter zips for the lulz and somehow connecting that to Sam Hyde in your schizoid pea brain? Also, people who call it "the epstein class" instead of jewish influence network are libtard faggots who got into epstein conspiracies only after it started to affect Trump

>>221125114
>Also, people who call it "the epstein class" instead of jewish influence network are libtard faggots who got into epstein conspiracies only after it started to affect Trump
!!! FACT !!!

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>>221124009
hydesters we got to cocky...

>>221124609
He's a lolcow. Get used to it.

>>221125184
Opposite of love isn't hatred, it's indifference. Haterz are like spiteful ex girlfriends

>>221123874
This user is in Russia.

>>221124989
>bargaining
What an obsequious little slut you are.

I've asked this a few times and no one knows what I'm talking about...has anyone seen the YouTube video of the guy doing the Sam Hyde tshirt review who is some shade of Hispanic and all of his mannerisms and speech patterns are almost exactly like Sam's? It's one of the most CRINGE videos Ive ever seen. It must be from like 2021 because I think it was the Coronavirus Sam face T shirt he's reviewing

>>221120399
I think he's realizing he's just not funny but won't admit it. Even when he has a script his delivery sucks. He does that thing where he just blurts out laughter for no reason at the oddest time and everyone around him is like ??? Or he gets stuck and pulls out a prop with a smug grin on his face and he doesn't realize its retarded.

>>221122154
rightoids are in power now so thy are now incapable of true humor. thats why all you hear from migatards is seething or unfunny shit about biden still.

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What did Trotsky do now?

tight and ripe

>>221123689
do the feminists that spam sam hyde here every day understand how no one that watches sam hyde will ever be offended by consensually cumming iniside a prime breeding age foid

>>221115332
His old stuff is kinda cringe but he became better with age.

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>>221126080
What made me a fan 15 years ago was how funny he could be just by himself off the cuff. I still watch those old videos once in a while. Plus his editing was insanely creative back then, like the Williamsburg Street Fashion videos.
So he is funny and creative. Or was in his youth. But it stopped showing when he started roiding and trying to be a political activist around ~2014. His show being cancelled over a swastika was a product of his downfall, not the cause of it. And now he's spent so much longer being unfunny than he was funny that he probably can't go back anymore.

>>221126724
im gay

>>221124640
cute femmeboi

>>221128096
Then why is Sam afraid to admit it?

>>221125231
It's fun to make fun of faggots who have publicly embarrassed themselves. That's all I'm saying.

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>>221125323
Russia is also in Europe and just as worthless. No culture, no relevancy.
Now seethe at me in english.

>>221115332
Took this long for people to realize this guy is a fucking retard

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>>221129941
The hypocrisy of Samjeets is pretty staggering.
>Fuck haters, they're annoying and are like ex-gfs and cringe!
>Also Sam, who makes a living off hating and being unfunny

>>221128373
>Williamsburg Street Fashion videos
Those were weird. He kept trying to get a big reaction out of those people and failing at it and yet the editing simply disagreed. It's a lot like eric andre's street skits. People acting normal but crazy editing.

>>221130108
He was just weirding people out and making them uncomfortable. But he also let himself get made fun of which I think shows he actually used to have a sense of humor. He wasn't aggressively trolling or trying to be edgy, it was more subtle and human than what he started doing later.

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>>221130177
When is Sam gonna stop claiming he's a Christian and start acting like one.

>>221130766
idk bro that would take actual effort and self reflection, as opposed to the constant mugging, clout chasing and burping into the microphone while looking like a disgusting slob

>>221122112
Esl ahh post

>>221122566
>lost his edge.
The entirety of the "transaggressive online right" has lost their edge. Especially since even turbo normies now know about Jewish conspiracies, it's left them preaching to the choir and stale.

>>221123678
Idubbbz has an easy hack to gain back all his aura

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>>221118746
You're not hitting rem sleep. I was the same all throughout my twenties, and the main issue was that I slept on average 3-4 hours every night and was only able to enter the deep sleep stage because of it. I'm 33 now and get insanely vivid dreams due to having backed up my rem cycle for so long.

You should read up on rem debt if you're interested in the topic, it's quite interesting.

https://www.sleepfoundation.org/how-sleep-works/rem-rebound

>>221123678
>commie
He lost right there lol

>>221118746
take a melatonin or two

>>221115332
>Larps as a rugid, self built, online comedian for the layman
>Actually went to the same upper class, prestigious art school as Seth McFarlane while maxxing out his dads credit cards on Bitcoin and expensive bikes.
What are some examples of actually self-made online figures? Oney, Psychicpebbles and that sphere are good examples but I feel Meat Canyon is like everything Sam larps as.

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>>221115332
It's funny how Sam larps as a Christian traditionalist, yet every relationship he has had was a with mentally ill whores or trannies. Also that one time he dated, abused, raped and a stalked a 16 year old girl. He even had a 19 year old baby mama while filming that Idubbzz documentary, he made get an abortion. Where did the Christian larp online come from?

>>221117852
palantir has a stated goal of facially ID’ing every single human being.

if you have an ounce of skepticism in you then you understand how that could be bad.

I like how he refuses to eat seed oil cookies because he believes they can fuck up people's bodies. like dude, just look at what HGH and roids have done to you.

What skill should I even learn, though?

>all the tech jobs will be replaced by AI or outsourced to indians
>everyone I know who's in trades/blue collar hates their life

>>221130766
what sort of mental gymnastics are required to be both a christian and an anti semitic racist?

>actually rabbi yeshua was a blonde blue eyed nord!!!

>>221120994
>>221118898
>a fat bald jobless loser from the Midwest stole your 4chan post for X likes
grim

>>221115332
is this sam Hyde or Robert downey junior?

>>221122153
she wants you to kill yourself actually
you should probably do it it would make a lot of people happy

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>>221122080
lol no

>>221130766
Never, because he's an atheist.

>>221130766
>I believe that every day is a gift from a creator.
>From God.
>Yeah, from the Christian god.
Yeah, that's the ticket.

>>221130766
Oh god, this is so painfully cringe coming from someone like him. How does he even have the physical strength to say this?

>>221131689
And he made Nick have to spit it out into his hand and hold it for almost the entire interview. I mean, he didn't tell him to, but Nick knew that he had to.

>>221131740
Doesn't matter, just make sure you donate a certain portion of the money you get from your miserable job to him as a thankyou for improving your life.

>>221130766
Sam is like "hello fellow Christians"

>>221133156
thanks for explaining the joke retard

>>221131383
peter thiel convinced paid him to do it and thiel is doing the same schtick. gay libertarian epstein associate who is creating a global panopticon while talking about muh western civ and how much he loves the torah

>>221133437
looks like a nest

You forgot
> cries about jews

>>221117852
They need someone to bitch about.

>>221130007
>Russia is also in Europe
Hahaha, no.

>>221115610
Why did the gorilla nest thing make him angry?

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>>221133949
He thought he was in control of the situation, thought he could intimidate the boomer, and when the tables got turned on him he couldnt hands the bants.

>>221132062
Kek

>>221133437
Literal gorilla nest on the brain.

>>221133752
is this why there's gayops and alogging of him 24/7 like this thread

>>221121365
Lowkey tuff mango

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>>221134476
>>221133752

Sam is too much of a pussy to go after Jews these days. He hasn't even made the list.
>>221123258

>>221133949
Harland is basically calling him a big retarded monkey, which it's true.

>>221133437
he needs a serious sammy hat to cover that scalp.

>>221130766
if sam wasn't a christian how could make this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MVseGPpErDY&list=RDMVseGPpErDY&start_radio=1

>This is you!!
>THIS..... IS.... YOU

Sam Hyde lost all aura after that cringe as fuck Charlie Kirk vid

>>221115332
Is this the troon and commie club of /tv/? I just want to say that I'm happy for you all to have your own little clubhouse.

>>221136263

>>221124640
>>221124177

> what a repulsive cretin

>>221136200
He didn't have any aura left at that point anyway.

>>221133949
Sam isn't a comedian he's a serious person. Harland was trying to do lighthearted silly improv comedy on his podcast that is a vehicle for him to do silly improv with a guest comedian. Samuel had no choice but to make himself look like a fucking retard. His boys didn't help even charls came off like a fucking retard schizo complaining about his cellphone screen refresh rate draining his battery .

>>221124011
he's basically benny johnson or that gay guy rubin at this point

>>221136263
hey cutie

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Extreme Peace was okay
I laughed a bit and a few of the sketches were somewhat poignant
sadly all of that was overshadowed by whatever the fuck this piece of shit was and it taking up over 20% of the total runtime.
I'm baffled at what the point of it was other than >"lol craiglist perverts are cringe!'

>>221137250
the point was sam perving on letty and that asian girl

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>>221137265
valid assessment

I guess it was also illustrating the 3 archetypes of male perversion.
>confident unashamed guy
>confident guy weirded out by first guy despite being just as perverted
>ashamed guy

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A lot of fans praise "The Man Who Would Never Be... What They Made Him To Be" as peak MDE, but i think this was the beginning of of the unfunny cringefest advices from the big loser gorilla, and fuck you if you think otherwise.

>>221137399
I think it's their most kino sketch
and very narrowly the best MDE sketch
but I'm a John Maus fan, so I'm biased

>>221137415
was it funny?

>>221137331
It's a sam has mommy and daddy issues, kosher issues, and homosexuality issues so he has to beat women episode!

>>221137250
>perverts are cringe said big purple
lol

Man, Tankies really get upset about Sam Hyde don't they

>>221137494
samuel likes choking and hitting child aged females, cuckolding, diaper play, street walkers, men, stuff up his ass and jokes about being a pedophile what's weird about that he's just a normal jewish guy

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>>221131848
Wrong one klaus

>>221137518
>Tankies
bruh

>>221131824
>she wants you to kill yourself actually
She flipflops on this but last year she apologized for saying stuff like this. We were on the verge of reconciliation but she got cold feet. But I remember. Since that time I've done nothing but remain positive towards her and vigilant, waiting for her heart to soften again. I'll wait for her even if it takes an eternity, another life, another universal reset.

I got to see past the veil. I know who Chanchan is. I saw the great potential within her. Within myself. Within the two of us together.

>>221137461
>snake eyes
>...you rolled a 5 and a 1
>..pshh..and that's the hard way too

i lol'd

>>221137165
>Sam isn't a comedian he's a serious person.
So he's idubbbz now?

>>221137542
yes

>>221137165
we don't know whether he was being 100% serious because he never once said
>Baby Sammy's Sewious!

It's funny how Sam tries to present himself as some manly, salt of the earth type guy, wanting to look like the kind of man you'd see performing some sort of heavy duty manual labor or operating heavy machinery, but in reality he's some artsy nerd kid. The original World Peace was basically a bunch of /btards trying to take their edgy comedy and repackaging it as an edgier version of T&E Awesome Show, Great Job.

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>>221137654
>this aired on national TV

seems like the 2010's were the last hurrah of edgy fun in major media

>>221137654
>manly, salt of the earth type guy
He desperately wants to be one. He never can be because of his upbringing. Meanwhile all of us actual salt of the earth based mfers who aren't zoomer retards are grown up enough by now (or should be) to see through all his gay bullshit and call him out for it. His facade stopped working years ago, but the more relevant he tries to make himself, the more eyes get to see all those cracks and discussions about him. Basically the Streisand Effect. Everything he spent years burying, which was easy when he was an obscure niche internet celebrity, are now getting harder to bury because people who were not familiar with the Sam Hyde are able to look into it from the outside and see "oh he's actually just a rich bitch piece of shit, many such cases."

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>>221137698
>this aired on national TV
Offensive internet 4chan shock humor with no actual substantive satirical content behind it was never going to work on real TV. That's why it failed. Sam never understood comedy. He thought being a 4chan edgelord troll was comedy.

I mean still, the viewership for that timeslot wasn't the worst. It was the content, strife it caused at Adult Swim, and Sam's personality that ultimately fucks everything involving Sam into the ground.

>>221137764
>with no actual substantive satirical content behind it
Low IQ take

>>221137804
>Low IQ take
No, low IQ take would be "haha MDE and Sam Hyde sure are kings of satire! World Peace and Extreme Peace are le epic!"

It's just internet 4chan slop with rich bitch trust fund shekels backing it.

>>221137857
>satire
It's absurdism retard, not satire

>>221137930
>absurdism
No, absurdism is what Harland Williams does.

Retarded nonsense is what Sam Hyde does. It's not funny unless you're a low IQ retard.

>>221138056
Harland's not funny either.

>>221137764
I heard from multiple people in MDE that the real reason sam got canceled is he was messaging underage girls in the atlanta area on facebook and instagram and they told him to stop and he didn't... heard this from James Price and Charls Carroll btw.

>>221138056
>No, absurdism is what Harland Williams does.
They both do it

>>221138095
adult swim literally told him to stop and he was like nooo! how come tim and eric gets to do it but I dont!!!!

>>221138099
>They both do it
Ok, if you want to say that.

It's like if Sam Hyde was building a house of cards, and Harland Williams was a master carpenter.

>>221138477
>I am more absurdist than you
are you 14?

>>221138492
>are you 14?
If I was, would Sam Hyde try to fuck me?

>>221138520
You want to fuck an ogre?

>>221138099
sam just yells at people and presents his own actual thoughts as ironic

>>221137165
>Sam isn't a comedian
Yeah, we know. Comedians are funny.

>>221137764
>shock humor with no actual substantive satirical content
total brainlet take, at least for the breakup sketch

it's a perfect rendition of
>Male Narcissistic Personality Disorder
Pnut Arbuckle
>Male Bipolar Disorder
Charls' character
>Male Psychopath
Nick's character

not your fault you got filtered.

>>221138701
That's literally what Harland does, you probably just agree with his politics

>>221138903
>That's literally what Harland does, you probably just agree with his politics
I don't even know Harland's politics. I know he takes money from jews, which isn't great.

The thing about Sam's politics, is they're not filtered through any actual real world lived experiences. He's a manchild. Everything given to him in life. When he doesn't get his way, he has a total bitch melty. Every single time. If money and his stature doesn't work, he crumbles. He's a 4chan homunculus.

>>221139158
>I don't even know Harland's politics
I don't believe you

>>221115332
Hyde being a typical jew can critique the thing but spergs out when some Z list actor asks him to make a gorilla nest.

>>221139231
Harland's father was a provincial Canadian politician under Pierre Trudeau's government.
Harland is literally the son of the former solicitor general of Ontario.
whatever criticism you may have of Hyde
Harland is the definition of a nepo-baby

>>221138903
like unironically literally?

>>221139375
Why would irony be involved?

>>221139386
dead ass?

>>221139392
no thanks

>>221139413
unc crashin out

>>221139445
You sound like an old man pretending to be young
It's cringe

>>221139457
>You sound like Sam Hyde
sick burn

oh look another thread by this gen-x faggot shamelessly self-promoting himself. kill yourself you ugly fat fuck.

>>221139457
>super serious in a sam hyde thrad on 4chan guy
>>221139463
jej

>>221139528
>super serious
Lol

>>221138903
This is literally and unironically the most ironic thing I have read this week. A sam hyde acolyte accusing Harland Williams of being political and screaming at people...
There's literally unironically a webm of sam hyde choking a tiny e-girl he made dress like a slut for a "comedy sketch" where he chokes, spits, and screams at them. hehe le wacky funny. Sam physically attacked Harland during the podcast and spit his energy drink all over him in the promo (because Harland said he couldn't advertise it on the show)
Sam Hyde is the one who uses screaming and bullying his autistic fans as a crutch, not Harland... Harland asked Sam if he'd ever been raped. What a heckin mean bully. Poor Samuel.

>>221139486
Sam Hyde is silent generation not gen x

>>221139754
Sam's greatest sketch is him and Nick hiring craigslist actors to play their moms and then screaming insults at the actual actresses themselves under the guise of it being a script where they are making fun of their "characters"

>>221120840
Mazin got a job at Disney when he was 24. He's been in the industry for almost his entire adult life.

>>221118746
I fucking wish I had this ability
all my dreams are me reliving my miserable past despite me wanting to move on from my life

>>221119702
I think I am just getting shitty sleep. I remember dreams sometimes but it's waaaay less often than when I was younger and I am always tired now.

>>221116434
brother you don't need to go that deep, he fucking namedrops every big streamer impromptly, it's just a clout grief you retard
>...and that's why the price of tomatoes goes to the roof. You need a solid roof, like Asmongold's. Asmongold is a classic, mang.

>>221139754
>Anon gets upset because I stated they both use absurdist humor and then makes it an attack on someone he disagrees with politically
What's the matter little fella

>>221139904
What are you talking about?

>>221139904
>anon says harland screams and bullies people
>anon says people only like harland because of his politics
>the opposite is true
>this is ironic
WHATS THE PROBLEM LIL BUDDY DID I HURT YA WITH MY BIG DICK MUSCLES? MWUHAHAHAHA

There's a vacuum for a niche-celebrity "champion for the losers". Sam had that going for a moment but is obviously a "winner" (wealthy and a comedy scene aristocrat) using this culture because he can't get a real position in Hollywood. He's not actually one of us. Then there's the sea of people here and in other places that are actually thriving normies IRL with good salaries/careers and homeownership and a family of their own, not losers at all, just addicted to these spaces from their teenage days or really just come to lurk and gawk. And then there's the politics faggots using these spaces to spread their shit. It would be cool if there were actual cultural representation of our kind. Like a content creator that was one of us. I guess anyone who gets close just immediately sells out or becomes a politics faggot though because why be like us when you don't have to? GAY PORN

>>221139954
>anon says harland screams and bullies people
I too start conversations halfway through

>>221139975
lonely

>>221138845
that's so artistic

>>221139987
ok?

>>221139964
It's time for Air Soft Fatty to rise and claim the throne.
>>221140000
stop screaming at me and being political you're just like Harland Williams

>>221139964
>a comedy scene aristocrat
lol wut that's like calling amouranth a super model

>>221140014
>stop screaming at me and being political you're just like Harland Williams
The high IQ retard

>>221137399
>advices
retarded jeet

>>221140034
No you're right I agree people only like Harland Williams because of his politics and his only comedic gag is screaming at people and choking them. Sam Hyde isn't like that at all.

>>221140141
But honestly I have never heard Harland discussing politics but I imagine he's pretty based since he's an old rich straight irishman and he's close friends with Norm MacDonald. He's also stated that people are NPCs for listing Carlin and Pryor as comedy gods and said they never made him laugh and Jerry Lewis is much funnier. Harland is a forest ranger hockey chad. I've never seen him choke a tiny girl. I've never seen him talking about how he likes tiny girls because it's like being a pedophile but legal. I probably agree with Sam's politics mostly. But he's actually too much of a libcuck for me since he simps for Luigi and is an art school hipster homosexual who has sex with men and is literally jewish.
Also I like Harland because he's sex and dislike sam because he's ugly. Hot guys can make me laugh but ugly ones are just cringe!

>>221140141
Schizophrenia is not healthy anon, you should get that under control

>>221140176
You are the dumbest person I have talked to on 4chan this year. Which one are you? >>221116557
>>221124009

>>221140189
The one that pisses you off the most

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>>221140207
My worst nightmare!

>>221128373
Some of his best old stuff was written/edited by other people in his circle. I still don't know to what extent but I was shocked to hear An Inconvenient Anime was one of them. I thought he was a genius when I first saw it

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>>221140219
is jet kino?
>>221140233
pretty much everything he ever did was stolen, written by charls or someone else and then he doesn't pay them. Charls wrote pretty much all of their book. Sam just put in pages of actual gay porn screen shots. Then Sam didn't pay charls and called the IRS on him.

>>221137165
>schizo complaining about his cellphone screen refresh rate draining his battery .
Lol. Based

>>221140279
>charls having a victim complex tantrum about literally everything because he's only had alcohol and cigarettes to eat all day

>>221140258
I wouldn't throw the baby out with the bathwater there, I doubt it was "everything". And if it was everything they still needed a tall gorilla to read the lines which he did well

>>221140383
Right Sam wrote the stuff like "im a alien" where he's just "ironically" saying he likes tiny asian women because it's a pedo cheat code.

>>221140423
He wrote most of Jaihoos trip to the future too I think and that one is about being a cuckold nerd

>>221140423
If he wrote that it's a pretty good one. It had way more in it than just that and you know it.

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>>221140258
Jet's okay for a wigger. Not as bad as /ftl/ says he is. He's also funnier than Ben.

>>221140473
refresh my memory

>>221140499
ben is horrible
>>221140437
I suspect charls wrote most of that

>>221140499
what the actual fuck

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I don't really care one way or another for Sam Hyde, he's pretty funny sometimes and most of the time he's on his phone while Nick talks about realty or cars, but the hate for him all feels very seethe-coded and cope-pilled.

>>221140499
>remember this if you want to be an artist guy

>>221140914
imagine only knowing sam for his phoning it in podcast era kek

>>221140499
sure thing jet

>>221115332
Oh look sam spam is back to being on topic. Is a new fishtank season coming up soon?

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>>221140951
I've been watching Sam semi-regularly when he began living in his Prius but I had always been semi-aware of him due to Frank Hassle due to me being a myg0t hacker who probably made you seethe and get really angry in counterstrike and you screamed at me and called me mean names as I trolled you relentlessly and here I am to do it again for eternity.

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>>221139849
Then you haven't processed your past. You need to start thinking about why you're having those dreams and then sit with that thought for a long while. It's going to suck, but you're going to keep having those dreams unless you stop avoiding the thoughts of your childhood.

>>221116434
this show was almost as gay and retarded as your post. you are the exact demographic i expect to watch it and believe their bullshit propaganda wholeheartedly