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>Shalit was born on March 25, 1926, in New York City, and raised in Newark and Morristown, New Jersey.[2] He is of Russian Jewish ancestry.[6] Press S to shit on grave
>>221115778Not every Jew is evil
>>221115778He reminds me of the Chuckee Cheese mascot chef. So he gets the pass
>>221115778>/pol/zoomer doesn't know gene shalit without googlingGrim
>>22111579595% are though
>>221115795>t. Rabbi Noseberg>>221115797He most likely raped and killed white kids
>>221115758Actually who is this?
>>221115818Eh, no one's perfect
>>221115778*Blocks Your Path* >In 2005, Shalit gave a negative review to the film Brokeback Mountain, in which he described Jack Twist (the character played by Jake Gyllenhaal) as a "sexual predator" who "tracks Ennis [Heath Ledger's character] down and coaxes him into sporadic trysts".[24]>The Gay and Lesbian Alliance Against Defamation (GLAAD) stated that Shalit's "baseless branding of Jack as a 'sexual predator' merely because he is romantically interested in someone of the same sex is defamatory, ignorant, and irresponsible" and that he "used the occasion to promote defamatory antigay prejudice to a national audience".[25] Shalit's son Peter, who is gay, wrote a letter to GLAAD defending his father and stating he had not defamed anyone and was not homophobic, and further said the organization had defamed him by "falsely accusing him of a repellent form of bigotry".[26] Shalit himself apologized for the wording of his review.[27][28][29]
>>221115821A master of the time-honored jewish tradition of criticism
>>221115821Zoomers might know him because he was on family guy a few timeshttps://youtube.com/watch?v=VvIQzD5412w&ra=mhttps://youtube.com/watch?v=04W5I6HvEKs&ra=m
>>221115758holy shit anon had just made a family guy thread about him today lol
I always found his reviews incomprehensible gibberish as a youth. Just nonsense while the trailer cut in and out
>>221115758In before sticky
>>221115818All the more reason to celebrate
>>221115818>baseless allegations You are literally being the Jew you claim to hate
>>221115758RIP mustache man
>>221115758vaxx status?
don't sticky this
>>221115797Pasqually? Yeah I kinda see it.I was scared shitless of Pasqually as a tike, not the other characters though. Not sure why, maybe because he’s humanoid but in puppet form.
>>221115758Wasn’t this the Marx brothers guy from devils rejects?
>>221115758Looks like Gene's Final Destination is 6 feet under
>>221115863Also Spongebob
He’s not going to William Hurt anyone again
>>221109571This comment didn't age well. I bet you're feeling pretty stupid.
>>221115758The vaxx takes another in the prime of their life
>>221116456>I say somebody is still alive>they dieI'm sorry Gene.
Literally who
>>221115758I enjoyed watching his movie reviews on the Today Show. RIP.
that is one jew that is no longer sucking away our lifeblood
>>221116603Kek
>>221115848What is this supposed to refute? His fag son basically proved that the kike didn't hate faggots, he just hated that character specifically.
>>221115758You've got a fucking cleft palateAnd hair just like Gene ShalitI want to hit you with a mallet!
>>221115778S
>>221115818According to the DOJ, white males commit more pedophilic crimes per capita. So that's statisticslly unlikely
I feel like, outside of parodies on shows/cartoons, the Gene Shalit moment that I recall the most was his histrionic review of Taken, explaining that the movie shows why women should not vacation alone in Europe and why they shouldn't go to a place like Albania.
>>221115795Hahahaha
>>221115758Honestly it felt like he died years ago, F
still no sticky?fuck mods
If a studio needed a critic to shill a movie, they could rely on Gene Shalit. I had no idea the fucker was still alive.
>>221115795shalom
>>221115758>He won't be Waiting To Exhale
Don't PANIC ROOM I'm not going to WILLIAM HURT you, just give me your TANGO AND CASH and PAY IT FORWARD so we'll all be HAPPY GILMORE.
>>221115795
>>221115848the character LITERALLY states his desire to not be in the situation
>>221117957what?
>>221115778Imagine having to look up this niggas early life
>>221117957Great bitRIP
>>221115758>Ayo! Dis nigga eating beans!
>>221117957Classic fg was so good
>>221115758>Gene ShalitFuck I was just thinking about him somehow still being around just a few weeks ago when I watched The Critic.
>>221116130My brother was scared of Chuck, as a kid,an infamous part of our sibling folklore/stories we remember and tell others, was when he, we assume trying to run into restrooms, ran into kitchen, because hallway the restrooms were at end of, were right next to it.
>In 2005, Shalit gave a negative review to the film Brokeback Mountain, in which he described Jack Twist (the character played by Jake Gyllenhaal) as a "sexual predator" who "tracks Ennis (Heath Ledger)'s character) down and coaxes him into sporadic trysts".Based beyond belief.
I only knew about this nigga through family guy.
>>221115778>Had to check this dude's early lifeLoL
>>221119039same + thought it was gene charlotte
he had a good run in theatersI'll go now
>>221119039This.
Holy shit he was still alive? AND he was that old? I remember him not looking that old back in the 90s but he was in his fuckin 70s then?
WHERE IS THE FUCKING STICKY!!!
I saw his bit a couple of ti.es in the morning and it made the familyGuy episode hit hard.
>>221115808maybe cos he hasn't been relevant in over 40 years
>>221115758>>221115778>lived to 100based
>>221115758He died of a slight fever?
>>221115778>Press S to shit on graveBorn earlier by a couple decades than Roger Ebert. Died a decade after Roger Ebert. Was also a significantly better film critic. I will miss him.
>>221115795But there is a new behind every evil
>>221115758F
This guy is like the Groucho Marx of Gen X
>>221117526Where's the lie?
>>221115758100 is a kino age to die at.
When my time comes, don't CRY FREEDOM. Just put on a BRAVEHEART, SAY ANYTHING nice at the funeral, and REMEMBER THE TITANS who came before me. Because sooner or later, we're all THE DEPARTED, and that's when the FAT LADY SINGS IN THE RAIN.
>>221121375This was really COOL HAND LUKE, it brought a SMILE 2 my face and made me THE MAN WHO LAUGHS
>>221121579cackled like a witch lmao
>>221115758I didn't even know that he was still alive.
>>221115758don't give a fuck
>>221115778>needing to look him upHe literally looks like a caricature of a jew.
They're always so ugly. Truly God's greatest walking jokes on this planet.
>>221115758I assumed he died 20 years ago
>>221115758Holy shit, I just assumed he died 20+ years ago.
>>221117957This bit and the other "I'm Gene Shalit now, BYE" is the only time I've ever heard of this jewFamily Guy is actually underrated
>>221115758Damn. I didn’t even know he was still kicking. RIP, Gene!
