>you cou- you couldn't even afford me ;__;
>>221115805has he even made a good movie in the last 20 years?
>>221115805Haha eat shit you fucking kike. No wonder Bond movies were so good.
>>221115824His last good movie was Jurassic Park
>>221115805Indiana Jones isn't that good anyway.
>>221115854they're not good though. You get maybe one good film from each actor then the rest is garbage or average at best.
I remember Indy4 being shit from a directing perspective. Just totally devoid of style, like the entire movie was made by nobody in particular.Then there was Ready Player One and Tintin and I have to say I can't even tell if Spielberg "directed" any of them. Looks like it was just "directed" by pre-vis crew and then rendered and Spielberg had no input other than maybe rubberstamping it.
>>221115805Why is the American entertainment elite so needlessly spiteful?
>>221115824Munich had some good bits.Was Bridge of Spies any good?
>>221115805Can Spielberg afford the flop that is Disclosure Day?
>>221115972That's basically what Hans Zimmer does these days with his scores as well
>>221116005Bridge of Spies is meh. Munich is mad based.
>>221115805The slop he's pooped out in the last 20 years isn't even good enough for the Bond brand. If this was pre-2005 they were pretty stupid for not taking him on as director thoughbeit.
>>221115972The bar fight scene is incredibly directed
>>221115972Indy 4 came about because George Lucas begged them to make it. Remember all those memes that came out of George's ideas that Spielberg rejected?Tin Tin is good. Ready Playera One is okay.The last decent thing I saw from Spielberg was Bridge of spys, and it's a disgusting piece of propaganda.
>>221115997As opposed to what other entertainment elite?
>>221115805at this point, im confident he has no talent and just jewed people below him into taking all credit for their work or leeching off george lucas for joint projects and clout. Then muh holocaust made him untouchable. Any current movie or tv product from him shows how inept and talentless he is.
>>221115805Damn, this is just sad. Disclosure Day had SOME positive reviews, he didn't have to start digging into his journal for missed opportunities just yet.
>>221115899*The Lost World
>>221115805>>221115824>>221115899>>221116038meh his career shit
>>221116005Bridge of Spies was good, but boring. Basically inverse Avatar.
>>221116096What Spielberg did was bring the school of great directors like John Ford to family films, not necessarily more box office success.Nolan does something similar.
>>221116047I can see why they didn't. He has a completely different style.
If I liked the original French cartoons, will I like Adventures of Tintin?
>>221115824Tin Tin.
I vaguely remember he and lucas came up with indiana jones because they couldn't do james bond
>>221116481Lol.
>>221115805They wouldn't ask you because you haven't made a good movie in over 20 years
>>221116531The Terminal was over 20 years ago wasnt it?
>>221116551>>221116137Yes
When is the Africanized modern-urban Hook remake coming out? Plenty of Lost Boys in the world these days.
>>221116137Munich was his last good one. By good I mean one step forward two steps back.The rest of his career is just taking many steps back.
>>221115805Lets you know he asked Amazon if he could direct the next one thinking the change in ownership gave him another shot. Obviously told him to kick rocks. Now he puts out that cringe of an alien movie. Fucking pathetic
>>221116531He's never made a good movie. Others made them. He just got credit.
>>221116531I'm Guy Hamilton, fucktard
>>221116597He's too powerful a producer, now and has been for decades. They don't want him calling the shots if they don't like the way he makes it.
couldn't work
>>221115805then get me his non-union mexican equivalent
>>221115805They've both gone down hill honestly. James Bond has been dethroned as cool assassin guy by John Wick whose character is dead.
>>221117286That Backrooms guy
>>221117299John Wick is unwatchable dogshit.
>>221117432So is James Bond.
people really thought this delightfully playful direction was "horrible" and desired capeshit insteadhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3KOKd4DWLYE
Sour Grapes
>>221115997A guy like Spielberg would be used to people fawning over him and tripping over themselves to get in his good graces, especially when Hollywood still held its "magic" in a pre-streaming world. Now most kids don't even care about movies or don't have the attention span to watch them.
>>221117763The first half of Crystal Skull is unironically kino. It loses steam by the second once they get captured by the Russians in the jungle
>>221116016>Can Spielberg affordHe paid his ex-wife $100 million USD back in the 80s when they got divorced. That would be like paying $270 million to get divorced today. Nigga has been rich for a long time.
>>221117763I've watched that movie twice in my life. The first time was in theaters when it came out. The second time was last month. It was a solid 6.5/10 movie. Nothing really special about it, but nothing horrible either. People just focused on the fridge nuke and didn't realize that they were 20 years older than when they last saw an Indiana Jones movie for the first time. I think a lot of the hate came from critics and the journalists. Considering what we know about them now, they may have simply hated it because communists were the villains. I can't hate any movie in which commies get beaten. That's just good and wholesome right there.
>>221115805>jew cares more about money than making artmany such cases
>>221115972>I remember Indy4 being shit from a directing perspective.Cope. That scene where Indy is introduced picking up his hat off the ground literally mogs 99% of other directors who would never come up with something like that, and shows what a "director" does and can actually do.
>>221118238I remember Shia Ledoodoo shitting on it during the press tour. That was when he started burning bridges with every Hollywood guy simply for trying to be different.
>>221116574>>221116137>>221115899>>221116564it's crazy how minority report has a decent script, very good acting and like absolutely dogshit directing, cinematography and production/special effects design
>>221116137>meh his career shitThe first 3 flicks on that list alone mog 99% of other directors entire careers.
>>221116137The terminal is the only good one, obv thanks to hanks not spielbergo
>>221118302He was a child actor on a popular Disney show. I'm sure we can guess some of the stuff that happened to him. Try not to hate him for what he is, for it's quite likely that he is not a man of his own making.
Jewms Blhomo and his 10 year old child model sidekick
>>221116756>He's never made a good movie.Cope. He showed the goyim how it's done, and for that we should be thankful.
SPIELBOND??????
>>221115805Spielberg demands multiple children on set, preferably little girls. These days that absolutely is too expensive.
>>221115805awkward
>>221118302>me on the left
Have any of you read the most recent James Bond novel?
>>221120367So bond novels are just liberal smut rags now?
>>221120367>anti-cultural marxist Erm cultural marxism is just a right wing conspiracy theory THOUGH
>>221116964Hamilton is already a guy, dipshit
>>221115805>If they asked me to direct nowBut they didn't. No one did. Keep huffing that copium Stephen.
>>221115805“If they asked me”He wants to be liked by modern Hollywood so fucking bad
>>221115805is chomoberg the star wars faggot?
>>221116481He probably wanted to insert his nazi revenge porn fetish into Bond and Based Eon told him to fuck off.
>>221115824I liked pentagon papers
>>221115805Spielberg has only been useful for psyop-related material (dinosaurs, aliens, holocaust). He’s a jobber who only appeals to the simplest of minds
>>221120400>>221120367I remember one of the cool looking comics being like this in the early 2010s. no one reads them so the writers can just shove in whatever anyways
>>221115805If his Harry Potter pitch is anything to go by, he probably wanted to turn it into an American adaption with absolutely fuck all to do with the source except a few names. No wonder they told him to fuck off
>>221115805I hate this kike and he's obviously salty but it's true, he's one of the richest kikes in hollywood, probably the richest one
>>221115899Catch me if you can
>>221116082>George Lucas begged them to make it.Harrison wanted it most of all
>>221116016The movie glowed, he probably was given a choice and the money it makes is irrelevant.
>>221115805And he’s right.
>>221116137>nothing good in 20 yearsGrim
>>221120367I didn't even know any books were still coming out, I thought they ended up just being novelizations of the later movies after Fleming died.
>>221120367>using slashes in prose for a listThis is the most egregious sin out of all of this garbage, and that's saying a lot.
>>221115824Lincoln is very good even if you're a chud
>>221122754He's washed. Into the trash he goes.
>>221116137i think we can all agree 2005 was his last good movie. his track in tv producing is even worse
>>221116137Not a single good film on that listGrim
>>221122785There's plenty
>>221120367surely this is satire
>>221115997they're jews, what do you expect? it's genetic
>>221120367Christ
>>221116137>posts list full of kino
>>221121826this, he probably wanted to burn down a cathedral to save a bunch of jewish kids held in tunnels underneath it by an ebil nazi, and then have bond quip about using a mazel tov cocktail or something.
>>221116137Those movies are decent in spite of shekelberg, not because of him. Imagine all those actors, budgets, scripts, and crews without this hack retard
>>221124100>mazel tov cocktail
>>221116481yes Spielberg has been obsessed with it for years, but the Broccolis refused to consider him because he would overshadow the franchise and they would lose control of it
>>221124228he wouldnt overshadow shit. he would jew his way into owning a bigger and bigger piece until he could force them to cast a gay black woman 007. at least we got another 30 years out of it.
>>221116137its interesting to see his success delcine as digital and cgi advanced. i only wish hollywood was willing to cut these leeches off so there would be room for people who understand how to use modern tools to be creative instead of only saving money.
>>221115805I mean no fucking shit pretty sure the only reason why Robert shaw was in jaws is because he was in a bond movie the whole indiana jones franchise is just american bond
>>221120367>reading any Bond novel written after Fleming's deathWhy bother?
>>221116137It went downhill after The Terminal
>>221116191maybe
>>221124453mission impossible is american bond. indiana jones isnt similar at all.
>>221115805They didn't want him shoving his parent's fake WW2 trauma into the franchise.
>>221115805Unc done lost it hasn't he?
>>221115824I liked Ready Player One
>>221124550Mission impossible films didn't have Sean Connery in it
>>221124571No, I'm afraid I can't allow that.
>>221120367that's some really bad writing in general, but holy shit that yellow-highlighted portion.
he made his own bond films multiple times honestly aside from temple of doom he is way too weepy of a guy if he was given a bond movie after judi dench was cast as M it would have way more Mommy Issues than even craiges bond
>>221120367This is excruciating
>>221115805James bond directed by the jew slopmaster would be worse than the craig ones, absolutely dreadful
>>221120367>Higson wrote a series of five Young Bond novels, aimed at younger readers and concentrating on James Bond's school-days at Eton starting with SilverFin, released in 2005. In May 2023 Higson released his first adult Bond novel, On His Majesty's Secret Service, to mark the Coronation of King Charles III.Probably should've left him writing Young Bond
sydney sweeney is the next bond girl
>>221115805If they ever respond he has lines ready
Nobody want to see 007 paunch de nahdzees
>>221125269i do
>>221125371Go to bed, Steven, we're not letting you direct one
>>221116137ack
>>221125102sersh said she wanted to be a bond villainessjust have sweeney be bond and they can hate-scissor
>>221115824Not many
>>221120367Remember when we all used to make fun of the Left Behind series? How is this not just as bad, or worse?
>>221115805what would a Spielberg 007 even be like
>>221115824No, and I would in fact say that he should have retired on a high note after Saving Private Ryan.
>>221116136Fuck that movie, man. Even ignoring dumb shit like the raptor being killed via gymnastics by Malcolm’s inexplicably black daughter, it has one of the most annoying casts ever. I think that they let all the praise over the quotable dialogue in the first one go to their heads, so now EVERYONE is the wittiest person in the room, everyone is constantly talking over one another, and Malcolm just exists to dispense trailer lines.
>>221124028All trash btw
>>221115805Pretty sure Amazon can afford you bud.
>>221115805twice is not constantly
