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>mutts hate high iq games of strategy where there isn't constant point scoringThis is why you failed to take Greenland
Low scores! Ties!
>>221116089i just hate how they lie about running the whole time. they hardly run at all
>>221116065For me, it's Arriaga 2.
>>221116089>high iq games of strategy where there isn't constant point scoringoh, you mean american football?
>>221116089I'm not American and I think soccer is gay as shit, Rajesh.
>>221116089Football is very strategic, its basically human chess. I also like that its longer than a children's movie.
ARIAGA ARIAGA 2
>>221116089>constant point scoringThis is why basketball is such a bizarre sport. It attracts the Chinese so much because there's very little room for heroism or luck, it's all about the rhythm and pace of the collective. It's a very autistic, engineer-brained fixationMeanwhile, you have their racial opposite in the negro also adoring the game. It's harder for me to put myself in the shoes of a black, but I imagine they like it due to their very grounded, in the present nature. For the negro, the past and future have no correlation, thus each dunk, though only pushing the team 1/50 towards victory, can be celebrated as a significant, hype moment.
>>221116210BARIAGA
>>221116089the flopping gets old fast
>I was trying to watch the World Cup, uh, despite hating it.>I get it; soccer’s the most popular sport on the planet.>That’s because half the world can’t afford AC.>And that’s about how long you have to run just to get tired enough to fall asleep in these godforsaken countries.>You ever try to gamble on soccer? >What’s the over/under, 0.5? Mm.>How much time’s left?>“It’s a secret.”>I’m out.
Funniest show
>>221116267>it's a secretHuh? Is he talking about the 5+/-2 minutes they add at the end of the half?
>>221116065Add players falling down and crying as half of their torso has been torn off by a slight breeze, and you’ve got it.
>>221116065>moar scores moar fun
>>221116307Don't waste your time, it's like when anons "pretend" to be retarded and argue that a movie with a $150 million budget making $180 million at the box office is not a flop.
>>221116065>BRO THE CENTURIONS ARE GONNA CRUSH THE BACON BOWL THIS SEASON>HELL YEAH BRO YOU SEEN JAMAL BODKINS? 6'4 270LBS RAN A 4 4 40 LAST FALL>YEAH BUT HOW IS HE GONNA GET PAST D'MARCUS JACKSON? 6'8 450 LBS 7'3 WINGSPAN 40 INCH VERT AND HE CAN TRACE HIS ANCESTRY BACK TO SHAKA ZULU AND TUTANKHAMUN>DUDE HE'S GOT CHUCK NASH THROWING FOR HIM CHUCK'S 7'1 GOT 15" HANDS AND CAN THROW A SPIRAL 200 YARDS AND PUT IT ON A DIME>AND HE'S GOT COACH O'SHALAYLEE BREAKING DOWN THE PLAY DUDE'S GOT A MASTERS IN BUSINESS FROM YALE AND 55 INCH CRANIUM>EVER SINCE ARI LENDSTEIN BOUGHT THE FRANCHISE WE'VE LOOKED UNSTOPPABLE DUDE'S GOT A 38 BILLION DOLLAR NET WORTH AND RECITES THE TORAH OVER 50 TIMES A DAY FOR THE PAST 70 YEARS
>>221116353>flopping and pretending to have your leg broken or eye gouged out>waste time trying to get a penalty while rolling around the ground like a faggotGreat sport, you third world faggot lmao
>>221116462anon no one with an iq over 90 cares about povertyball
>>221116467Something something julio elspicerson is unstoppable because he can pretend to get injured to get any decent player kicked off the field
>>221116606>if you don't like divegrass you MUST like handeggTypical third worlder IQ
>>221116065>A poor family in the 90s was still wealthy enough to see a soccer gamewhat happened?
jaja el var sinso
>>221116671>Football tickets used to be cheaper than a $500 home security system
>>221116089>>221116353>>221116467>yuro thirdie, a country that hasn't figured out how to put a man in space by the way, seethes over the superior American intellect of not liking a third world faggot game and also winning 2 world wars and going to the moon >>221116267I'm only watching it to see the seethe when team USA wins it all. >>221116552this, it's just popular in retard countries like yurop and brazil
>>221116218> it's all about the rhythm and pace of the collectiveAre you retarded? Basketball is all about 3-pointer meta.
>>221116671telemundo would broadcast soccer
Burt Stanton speaking
>>221116065>American football>Someone throws a ball and the play stops>Commentators freak out for 5 minutes>5 minutes of adverts>Someone throws a ball and the play stops>Commentators go wild for 5 minutes>More adverts
>>221116856The only thing that changes is the 1/50th figure falling to 1/30.
>>221116089>Sport tailored to browns is high iq
>>221116606>deleted his postKek, what a yuropoor tranny
>>221116671MLS is less popular than WNBA
>>221117290lol, is it actually? Good lord, soccer, that's pathetic.
The reasons amerimutts don't like football is because: there isn't some troon singing the star spangled banner (badly) at the start of every game in an act of self-fallatio, there is no blue angels flying over for no reason, there is no ad break every 5 minutes for you to be told what product you should buy next, there isn't some faggotty thing during halftime where some kid from a charity gets to score a point, there isn't kiss cam for retards in the audience to have fun with, there isn't people walking through the stands selling peanuts, hot dogs and other shite, you don't get to catch the ball with your glove and have your 5 minutes of fame, there isn't a big media circus around the celebrities that attend the game, there isn't a minute of silence because the assistant offensive coach's down-syndrome kid died last week, there isn't a drummer who randomly does a solo during a break, and most importantly because fans actually care about football and the rivalries are real and based in history. In other words it's actually about the sport, and americans can't stand an entire game with the fat trimmed off. Of course, the people ITT wouldn't know this because they don't know anything about the world outside of 'murica
>>221117007just because someone makes fun of one doesn't mean they automatically like the other. it's possible to hate handegg and football at the same time.
>>221117337No it's just gay
>>221117337it's just boring and gay, dude
>>221116919He was actually talking about the episode, you know.
>>221116183tbf american football would be much faster if they didnt pause every 3 minutes for erectile dysfunction and hemorrhoid clinic commericials
>>221116089Mutts failed to defeat Iran with Israel and to conquer Greenland.
>>221117337Mutts can't sing organic chants without an announcer screaming "Defense".
>>221117986to be fair they don't pause because of ads, the ads show because of all the pauses from breaks for penalties, official reviews, change in possessions, 40 second pre-snap clock, injuries, etc. I've been to games, if you're not seeing commercials then you'll just be seeing guys stand in the huddle or standing around waiting
AriagaAriaga IIBadiagaArugliaand Pizoza(England)
>>221118167Don't forget Cuba.
the absolute state of paraguay
>>221118501Afghanistan too but they'll say it was Biden's fault.
will the finals be as kino?
>>221116089Where's the commercial breaks this sport is too fast paced
>>221116218You are not nearly as smart as you think you are to be commenting on race like this.
>>221116089The amount of times a faggot flops to the ground acting like he's hurt just to give him and his teammates a little rest is fucking gay. Even the best players recognize the game needs to be shorter.
>>221116065silverlining: it's in dallas yuropoors will get scammed, robbed, shot
>>221116218chinese just love big black men
>>221116218>Chinese so much because there's very little room for heroism or luck, it's all about the rhythm and pace of the collectiveNo, commie. They like it cuz da bulls and Jordan. They love the stars and wanna be like them, just like every kid wanted Jordans. The NBA did extension games in the 90s and made it big. I had a Chinese roommate during college and he literally called himself Tim, because of Tim Duncan. He also played the Bulls famous intro song on repeat. It has nothing to do with muh imaginary collectivism.
>>221118577No amount of your cope will amount to an actual military defeat, every American failure has been purely morale exhaustion and not because third world cockroaches are ever good warriors
>>221117337Jesus Christ, get ahold of yourself. You're doing all the reddits at once and nobody can handle that amount of tard. It's just unhealthy.
>Third turds, the thread.
I'm having a ton of fun just going into the /sp/ threads and shitposting. I'm not even watching the games but it's fun to root for the US to dab on thirdies.
>>221118736I've gotten this response more often lately. Notably, it's never paired with a rebuttal.I think this is a case of people becoming especially retarded subhumans and replacing native 4chuds.
>>221119165why not just skip straight to the elimination where you go "well it's SAH-KURR so who cares"
>>221119196>I've gotten this response more often lately.I doubt that also.
>>221119224the great thing about not caring is that there are absolutely no expectations for your team, which is great. I can root for the US team despite not knowing a single member of it just because it's fun
>>221116467Still better than cheering for the Bongistan United Fly Emirates who are owned by some Arab oil baron who has no interest in soccer, and whose best player is some kid that was forced into servitude for the team at age five and is the best at writhing on the ground in agony after coming into contact with a slight breeze.
>>221116065>nobody throwing themselves on the grass and rolling around in fake agony and getting a free-kickSimpsons don't know modern football
>>221119256I take great satisfaction in us destroying small countries at their national sport when soccer is behind NASCAR and hockey in popularity here.
>>Third turds, the thread.
>>221118595>rigged shit
>>221116224AND BEETSOTZA
Hockey proves every euro cope about Americans not tolerating low scoring is full of shit. Hockey proves you can have a low scoring game that actually has things happen in it, strategy, and skill, as opposed to soccer where they just stand around for six hours faking injuries.
>>221118595Arg vs. Netherlands semifinal was kinoer thoughbeit
>>221116089So it's slow>b-but it's strategicYeah, it's a game. They all have strategy involved.
>>221116267>>How much time’s left?>>“It’s a secret.”kek, I just experienced this watching my first soccer game
>>221116065Philosopher footiehttps://youtu.be/LfduUFF_i1A
>>221117007>>European football>>Someone gets kicked in the leg and the play stops but the timer doesn't>>Commentators freak out for 5 minutes>>no adverts>>Someone throws a ball and the play stops but the timer doesn't>>Commentators go wild for 5 minutes>>no advertsit sure is strange
>>221117337Today's game had a 3 hour pregame show with Tyla and Future and a drumline
>>221116089I don't like the assumption that only mutts hate divegrass. I don't want to be lumped in with all the thirdie football lover countries.
>>221116089>soccer >high IQMost of the players can barely write their own names. Ape hoop players are unironically more educated
>>221118595This time it's TSUUUNALDO time
why does kicking a ball around make americans so insecure
>>221120224It should be called soccer everywhere else but uk
>>221116089>Sports >Exclusively played by low iq brain damaged meatheads >High iq
