>>221116133
I'm so glad I quit drinking.

>>221116316
same

must've been an awful life to have to spend every fucking day being drunk

>>221116316
I'm drunk right now

>>221116338
I guess I'd be much more productive if I was slightly drunk all the time

>>221116133
I'm so glad I started drinking.

>>221116357
tried this before. didn't work. would just end up getting drunk and passing out.

>>221116385
The limit is two pints https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTSCppeFzX4

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>>221116133
Is this the thread?

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>>221116338
>>221116424
WHAT A LIFE

>>221116424
The /r9k/ tier faggot thread? Probably. I need another drink, these threads always sober me up with how gay they are

>>221116316
I'm so glad alcohol exist, imagine living in this hell hole absolutely sober

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i just finished my first beer of the evening

>>221116316
I was drinking all day every day when I lived with my girlfriend, once I dumped her my urge to drink plummeted off a cliff and I haven't drank in months.

>>221116347
>I'm drunk right now
Me too anon. Me too.

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After a stressful week a man needs a good drink or seven

I quit drinking and replaced it with weed edibles. Probably one of the best decisions I've made in my life.

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>>221116591
>not smokin the reefer and havin a brew
pleb

>>221116133
I'm so glad I never quit drinking.

Madison avenue advertising guys really were supposed to be or thought to be jet setting party animals it wasn't just a convention for the show
And yeah I think a booze habit that interfered with your life was pretty regular shit back then. I am old now but I think two of my grandfathers and two out of three uncles got slurred-speech drunk at family occasions, kept large amounts of liquor around at all times, drank beer in the parking lot of their job before work, that kind of thing.

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I drank the kirin ichiban

>>221116316
I'm stopping (again.) I haven't eaten for a week and just blacked out twice in five minutes when I was walking back into the house after I started feeling really shitty in the car before work. Woke up laying on the wet ramp our house has then I woke up in the tiny ass laundry room with my ass in the air and my cheek pressed up against the wall. Probably should have went to the hospital.

>>221116876
You deserve to suffer.

>>221116316
I had to quit because I fucked my heart up and I'll die if I continue.
I miss it every day.

>>221116406
>limit
See, this is where things go wrong. 2 pints (US fluid ounces) is the equivalent of 2 & 1/3 US fluid ounces worth of bottled beer. depending on the ABV, 2-3 pints is enough to get someone thoroughly shitfaced, and the only time you feed good is during the endorphin rush you get during the BAC spike, which only occurs temporarily before your body metabolizes the alcohol and you enter into a fugue state that makes you feel cranky and fatigued, at which point the body craves more alcohol as a way to relieve the pain.

So, if you drink during the day, within a couple of hours you will likely end up feeling very cranky if you are not continuously feeding yourself more and more alcohol. Which is what leads to the self-destructive drunken lifestyle commonly known as "alcoholism".

What are some tips for drinking at work to avoid being caught? Sometimes I want to grab a swig to take the edge off. What should I drink and what should I keep it in?

>>221116946
Made this mistake once and got caught. I think the key is to FORCE yourself to eat before you drink.

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>>221116357
>>221116385
They made a movie about that...

Is this the thread?

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>>221117078
just might be

>>221116946
Vodka on water bottle

>>221116946
Fill a plastic coca cola bottle with whiskey. Then you can just drink it at your desk. If anyone says "Wow, that coca cola looks flat, and you stink of liquor" you can just reply with "Daddy needs drinky".

>>221116316
Nothing feels better than waking up dead fucking sober.

>>221117144
This
>>221117192
Not this

Drunks manage to somehow be more annoying than weedfags but at least they don't stink as bad as weedfags.

>>221117107
What's your fav brand of gin?

It's friday night I reserve the right to toss back a beer or 10

>>221116347
same bro. every day as soon as i get home from work i crack open some vodka. the only downside is i've put on some weight, but i also eat less because i puke every morning, so there's that.

>>221117268
for me, it's Hendrick's

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>>221117144

>>221117300
With a slice of cucumber?

>>221117371
now we're talking!

>>221117361
What am I looking at?

i prefer cider over beer

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>>221116424
I think so I got lost in this weird fucking thread looking for it

>>221117491

>>221116338
it sucks. really fucks with your dopamine levels. i quit drinking this year and my boss could tell the difference and told me i needed to get my shit together so i started drinking at work again.

>>221116591
id like to do this for the sake of my organs but weed makes me antisocial.

>>221116357
Just got to keep it at the perfect 0.12
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhFc88zCymU

>>221116946
There is no hiding it, just be polite.

>>221117371
>>221117388
Do I put the cucumber slices on my eyes or the gin?

>>221116876
>I haven't eaten for a week
this is death zone shit retard
you will die

>>221116876
at least put some vodka in some ensure and try to get it down

>>221117871
Maybe he's a Epicurean ascetic? He wanted to pursue the pleasures and debaucheries of life (booze) but also wanted to deny himself the comforts of life (a good egg and toast the next morning, any meal I guess). No way he's trollin. Personally I raise my glass to him. What life is is pursuing what you think is the best life.

>>221116591
wish I could. Weed makes me anxious. Maybe edible are different?

>>221116316
Me too.
Same with weed.
I used to look at other people in wonder that they could remain sober.

>>221116493
What kind of woman tolerates you drinking non-stop?

>>221116876
you are fucked buddy go to a hospital

>>221116424
Hello, old friends. I had 4 White Claws at work today. In the open. Kept the empties on my desk. Didn't really have an effect but it was nice to sip all day.

>>221116946
i chug about six seltzers before i go in, walk in with a yeti cup with two more. when that’s empty i pull out water bottles filled with seltzers. it works but i work in a restaurant.

>>221116133
if you can be an adult and just get a nice buzz going yes
if you're from the generation that attractive female videogame character = jerk off, then no, don't start

>>221116916
Forget about it. You'll be fine. Just one won't hurt. Just a beer, barely any alcohol in it anyway. It'd taste good, and really it wouldn't be too big of a deal. Who'd know? You'll be fine.

>>221116357
I sure as hell was
>get drunk
>deep clean my bathrooms, kitchen, etc
>run around the corner to buy groceries
>come back, drink some more
>cook dinner
>pass out
>wake up, clean bathrooms, groceries bought, meal cooked with leftovers on the stove
Uh, thanks me?
I stopped because I got too fat for my liking

>>221118622
>get drunk
>clean bathroom
>get drunk
>clean bathroom
shitting yourself and vomiting all over the bathroom then cleaning up your mess between each puke fest isn't productive.

>>221118622
I would get so much done when I was drinking....kinda C- work, but done.

Fuuuuuuuuuck typing on your phone while drunk. I took a typing class in high school we only had motorola razr phones back then. No internet on them was nice

>>221116133
Imagine drinking the jewish poison
Goyim are so stupid

>>221118672
>shitting yourself and vomiting all over the bathroom
I didn't do this
I've only vomited from drinking like 2 times, and I'm 40. One of those was a reaction to a certain tequila, I hadn't even starting drinking, it just made me barf
And the other was trying to settle a bet with a friend, that I could drink 3x for every 1 drink he did. I think I almost died.

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Don't make me tap the sign.

Been sober for about 3 months. You can do it too, guys. I believe.

>>221118932
Man has been drinking booze for 6000 years before the first Jew was born.

i'm so fucking dfrunk bros
fuck i love feeling this

>>221118085
She was obsessed with me for some reason, to the point where she didn't even have friends. It was awful. The breakup was annoying as hell, but I had to do it.

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>13 days sober
I'm so fucking bored, bros.

>>221116316
>>221116338
Cringe
>>221116347
BASED

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>>221116357
That's the Ballmer Peak.

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THANKS MODS for letting us have a single break. I'm on my 4th White Claw Surge 8% alcohol content tall boy. I do like how sober people are skinny but that ain't me. I love the actual 100% good feeling you get from a beer way more than the 2 hour delay of edibles. Don't get me wrong, I've tried everything from opium to mdma and lsd and shrooms, but the time that it takes to get you high is a deficit compared to the high gravity beer. I had a GLASS BOTTLE colt 45 the other day and it was amazing! I might have it again tomorrow. My wife asked me to sleep in the other room because of my snoring. That's fine, because I can drink as I wish. Holy Fuck! it feels good to be able to let this out without a mod banning me. I look forward to having real drinks with my REAL WORLD NOT INTERNET friends in a few days!!!!

I just get sleepy if I drink during the day. I have to wait until at least 8 PM to start so I can be in bed by 12. It would never work for me

>>221119737
yeah i can only day drink if i keep going. if i slow down at any point i'm gonna fall asleep

>>221119694
>. I love the actual 100% good feeling you get from a beer way more than the 2 hour delay of edibles.
I started taking edibles to help slow my drinking. It kind of worked. I don't need to drink every single day and, when I do, it takes a lot less because it's combined with the slow burn high. It only takes 30-45 minutes to kick in for me though.
>I had a GLASS BOTTLE colt 45 the other day and it was amazing!
That shit gives me so much nostalgia. I grew up suburban but me and my bros liked LARPing with glass 40s and cigariloos once in a while.

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>>221116133
I went to see Disclosure Day on Thursday at 10am at my local IMAX (I'm unemployed) and snuck in a flask of Jim Beam just for fun. It honestly made the movie more kino.

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>>221119806
correct. I love edibles, have a bag of 20 of them right here. But a fucking 40 of olde english or colt 45 or king cobra or steel reserve is so GOD DAMN GOOD that we need to be able to keep doing it, even if the game has changed. I'll love weed and can consume edibles until I die, but there's something about an 18 year old paying $1.25 in quarters for 40oz of high gravity beer that'll fuck him up for the night that is lost among the younger generation and that's unacceptable. They should be able to get drunk like we did, even if the majority of the generation of theirs feel differently.

>>221116316
You're damned if you do and damned if you don't.

>>221119915
Nah, my life has improved substantially since I quit drinking. Best decision I've made in the last decade.

>>221120005
congrats anon. that's not easy to do

>>221118062
Most edibles are stronger and last longer because of how the liver processes the THC. What might work is an indica strain heavy on CBD over THC, in one 5mg edible to reduce anxiety. Also the anxiety bit is kinda like your brain being tricked. Normal weed use affects a part of the brain that controls "fear response". Meaning weed by itself relaxes that part of the brain so you become more confident/brave, and it's why it's used on war veterans with PTSD because it basically helps them cope. But at times, with some people, that part of the brain does not even up relaxing properly and instead it starts producing "fear". For some people it's jitters or anxiety, for some it feels like a panic attack. Just remember that if you ever feel like that it's literally your brain pressing the wrong button and accidentally making you feel anxiety instead of euphoria. With vaping it should pass in 20-30 minutes if you just keep busy (time it on your alarm) with stuff you like. For me its cleaning or organizing stuff or building Lego. For smoking it should be 30+, for edibles it can also be 30+. I wish someone told me this years ago.

>>221118062
same, i have full blown panic attacks just from smoking one hit. it wasn't always like that, just started one day and i felt like i was going insane if i smoked

>>221119632
Get a hobby, retard or pick up the herbal Jew. I genuinely do not understand why people LOVE drinking when weed has 0 calories, is cheaper, works right away, and theres no puking, dying while driving, etc

>>221119843
Jim Beam is aite, white boy. I can't believe A Japanese company bought the brand.

>>221119843
>Mr. Pibb, room for bourbon please.

>>221120098
See >>221120077
It happened to me. I would do 3-4 full packed bowls a day. I have a friend who requires like 10 bowls a day, but he's only been smoking for fewer years than I did. I genuinely believe that it has to do with your IQ. If you have high IQ you will eventually be hit by the fear, because it seems to me like people who I consider midwits never have this problem.

Have you ever noticed heroin addict look pretty normal? Alcoholics and meth addicts look ghoulish. Those drugs ravage the body. But heroin seems pretty non-toxic. Heroin seems the healthy way to go.

>>221120179
Well it's just a type of opium made to kill black people. I remember reading some Rockstar from the 60s saying that some guys took heroin and some didn't and the ones that took heroin and didn't abuse it and then quit are still alive because the formaldehyde preserved their bodies like mummies.

>>221120179
I'm sure the insomnia doesn't help.

I have never drank a drop of alcohol in my life. The only reason I have alcohol in my house is for cooking

>heading to buenos aires for 6 months
>good, cheap malbec available on every street
Its over for me

>>221120179
>Have you ever noticed heroin addict look pretty normal?
everyone knows you're a junkie anon, when you use drugs you have a specific look about you, no matter how clean cut you think you are.

>>221120179
>Have you ever noticed heroin addict look pretty normal?
Patently false.

what should i do if i'm a neurotic antisocial shut in WITHOUT alcohol or weed? Never even smoked before

>>221120544
play piano for 12 hours per day and stop being a talentless faggot

>>221120544
find a creative outlet.
humans weren't designed to only consoom, we need to create as well

>>221116316
I'm glad I didn't drink when underage because it seems like most people who ended up with severe alcohol/drug problems all got started on them really early. I don't have any issues going through a 12 pack every other month or so with some hot spot days of heavy drinking when hanging out with friends throughout the year. I can't imagine how it would be to cap off every day with getting drunk.

>>221120593
I didn't drink much, if at all, when I was younger. I did semi-recently break a 1 1/2 year binge where I put on 40lbs, broke up with my girlfriend and didn't leave my apartment for months. I had recently obtained life changing money and just wanted to shut myself off from the world.

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I used to drink a 5th of vodka a day, then it escalated to a handle a day through out my 20s and part of my 30s.

After having my liver MRI'd and being in the hospital for weeks due to health problems, I just stick to light beers now. I don't enjoy being drunk.

I drink at my office all day, but the rest of my team is remote, so I have the place to myself 21 days a month.

>>221116133
I don’t think I could handle spirits drinking at work. It’s far too easy with that devilish shit to get yourself in a state where the only thing you want to do is stagger off home and sleep it off. Beer or wine work boozing would be more my style. Maybe a gin and tonic occasionally.

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my dad was an alcoholic and i fear i might end up the same if i start drinking. i'll take beer or wine if i'm at a dinner party or whatever, but never dared buy a bottle to drink casually on my own

It's 3.14 pm and I'm only on my 9th drink for the day, I hate not ddrinking enough it just makes me sleepy
Might go to the bottleo and buy some rum and do a few shots to get a buzz going

>>221120661
>a handle a day through out my 20s and part of my 30s.
Hard to imagine. My worst was about 12-15 drinks/day, for about 4 months and 3-4 weeks on several occasions. Seems like 30 drinks a day would have to be a mix of tolerance + genetics allowing that. I'd be vomiting/passed out/dead before I could do that I think.

>>221120593
I wouldn't be drinking today if it wasn't cool and acceptable when I was a teen. I enjoyed it a lot so it became a lifelong habit.
>>221120866
That's the smart choice if you actually made it.

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>>221116133
The real question is why can't bitches just mind their fucking business?

>>221116876
Stop being an idiot. Get Xanax or something or go to the hospital.

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What the fuck was unc's problem?

>>221116316
Get litty person.

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>>221116133
is this worth to watch in 2026?
>>221116632
for me, it was a small thimble of rum and big rips. quit the weed though, it's nice to be able to think clearly again.

>>221122292
>is this worth to watch in 2026?
Yes, it's telekino. It was the better AMC prestige show of the 2010s, sorry Breaking Bad.

>>221116316
What did you replace it with? weed? xanax? oxy? kratom? all four?

>>221116591
I can't believe you actually said this out loud.

>>221120179
Heroin doesn't do any physical damage to you at all. (unless you OD).

The only physical problem heroin causes is constipation.
You can lead a normal life on heroin for years.
As long as you don't run out and go into withdrawal, you can function fine. Because after a while it stops making you high, and you just use your dose in order to feel normal.

>>221120451
You watch too much TV.

>>221121281
he was always used to getting exactly what he wanted and was testing don

>>221116591
i did the same thing and feel a lot better in general

>>221122534
NTA but I went to rehab twice, one time for alcohol and the second for xanax. I'm finally free of all substances but now everything feels miserable.

>>221123915
Benzos are the only thing that make me feel normal. Not even fucked up, just okay enough to function. Wish I could find a shrink to give me them without running a Fauci x Mengele science experiment of ssris beforehand. Rather be a drunk than twitched out on antidepressants.

>>221121281
He wanted to be Elon Musk.

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>>221122532
There is another.

Today I'm 3 weeks sober from alcohol and cocaine. Does it get any easier? Even now I'm bored out of my fucking mind, I'm so scared that I'll relapse. Every weekend is difficult because the boredom really makes you want to go back to your vices, for me at least. What hobbies do you guys have that keeps you busy?

>>221116133
Yeah in a sense it was. You weren’t supposed to be drunk, but a whole lit of them were basically everyday alcoholics. There have been written a couple of decent historical/ non-fiction works about the impact of alcohol on world history. A very significant part of the world population were buzzed on a daily basis for the majority of human history.

>>221116133
Was?

>>221124278
Used to be music but I'm basically emotionally dead now so no motivation. And drugs are ruined so can't even fake it anymore. Hang in there though. Might just take a while to reset.

>>221116316
Me too, the sweats are gone, brother

first step is getting sober , 2nd step is listening to your inner voice , 3rd step is trying to get closer to god through good deeds and behaviour.
we all can make it , am also stopping for a 3rd time ever in my life , been a heavy drinker for 20 years , i´ve magical genes so i barely fucked myself up.
no idea how.

>>221124143
Used to be able to buy benzo analogues online easily, thousands of mgs of them for not that much, around 2018. Wouldn't recommend trying to do that still. Aside from legal risk, you could sure as shit take them too often and get addicted.

>>221124278
>What hobbies do you guys have that keeps you busy?
4chan, binge eating, soap operas

>>221116316
Not an alcoholic but I just quit weed because I've recently been diagnosed with ADHD and I'm not on ritalin. Don't see any improvement just yet but it's nice to be able to dream again.

>>221116133
yes, until they started letting women have real jobs.
simps are the worst

Alcoholic here.
I only drink rum&cola, it gives you the buzz but doesnt hit you with a hammer the day after.
Still, dont drink when you have to work the next day, keep to that rule and you will suffer but live longer.

>>221116316
I'm 3 days shy of a month sober. It doesn't seem so hard yet

I've been sober for 36 hours. When does it get better bros? feels like I'm dying.

saturday is my druk day, as I usually have no other plans/obligations
wake up with a fridge full of random beers/ciders I collected over the week during my various errands and pretty much just launch straight into it when I get up

I love just drinking throughout the day feeling that buzz gradually increase while physically consooming a can/bottle of some random shit
hence why I don't go for wine or spirits (unless I'm out drinking which at my age I'm not anymore really) as I don't want to drink 'slowly' or wtv

>>221124459
alcoholism is mostly a myth but if you dont drink everyday you definitely are not an alcoholic

>>221124720
>alcoholism is mostly a myth
huh?

>>221124466
its only hard if you are a pussy
>>221124698
never, pussy

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>>221124700
Enjoy your druk day, brother

>>221124748
you need to drink heavily for a long time before its actually dangerous to quit cold turkey. just quit. the bottle cant buy itself. the drink cant pour itself. it cant jump into your mouth and run down your throat with that sweet sweet burn unless you let it. just stop fucking drinking if you dont want to drink. its that easy.

>>221116316
I just woke up from a night of drinking and feel like shit

Fuck it I'm switching to weed and make a chillout album with comfy music videos n sheeit. Get me a lazy stonerzoomer gf half my age.

>>221124450
Just a regular friday night

>>221116316
Me too. It took like a month to rebalance my happiness levels and since then I've been able to enjoy just everyday life stuff. When I was drinking my happiness was tarred at these artificial "high" levels which made everyday contentness impossible. I don't even miss it it now. Never drinking again.

Protip: to stop drinking you HAVE to replace it with something else. Find some hobby and whenever you feel like drinking just go autistic with that hobby instead. After a month or so you realize the hobby is better than the drinking.

>>221124754
>never, pussy
that's it, I'm getting some vodka

>>221124698
Yes see >>221124920

>>221124278
reading books, hiking, model trains, and if you're really smart, playing an instrument. Never touched the yay because my uncle was a crack addict and stole my cousin's ps2.

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ever get 'dream drunk' where in your dream you are drinking/drunk and do something batshit insane then wake up briefly legit thinking it had actually happened irl before fully coming to and remembering you weren't even drinking the night before?
happened to me this morning where I thought I had somehow painted my whole apartment in some shade of shocking white and had for wtv reason decided to run out and tear down my neighbours' walls and attack cars with I think some kind of axe/sledge and that I was about to have police show up and arrest me at any second

>>221124781
>dangerous
yeah, but drinking heavily for weeks/months will definitely cause withdrawal, which is awful, regardless of whether danger. And if you've been through withdrawal a few times, you can drink heavily for just 7 days and have withdrawal. fucked up stuff.
t. been in withdrawal a few times. moved beyond my drinking days

>>221124801
I'd love to invent a real hangover cure, not like drink le water broscience. Get really rich that way.

>>221124920
>to stop drinking you HAVE to replace it with something else
this. I replace alcohol with oxycodone. Never been happier, and I don't get hangovers anymore. more euphoric too.

>>221124759
I drank the vodka.

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Is Venture Bros a good show?

>>221124990
quit if you can bruh. keep your head up
and I meant dreaming ABOUT drinking .. not dreaming OF it

>>221116133

I liked the Captain Crozier character

When he left, I dropped the show

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I used to drink so much I belonged to a club.

>>221125121
This is the /druk/ general, newfriend

>>221120212

Well that rockstar is fucking retarded because formaldehyde is carcinogenic

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nuthin wrong with a cold one on a hot day

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>nuthin wrong with a cold one on a hot day

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>>221126009
h-how did you get this pic of me getting out of my car from literally moments ago???

>>221116133
Kill yourself

>>221120179
>Have you ever noticed heroin addict look pretty normal
No, of course not.

>>221120103
Literally got psychosis from weed. This is what weedfags won't acknowledge and I used to dismiss it myself but it's a real possibility. The worst couple days of my life. Thankfully it subsided. I know a guy who got full blown schizophrenia triggered by weed.

>>221120103
>I genuinely do not understand why people LOVE drinking when weed has 0 calories, is cheaper, works right away, and theres no puking, dying while driving, etc
weed makes a lot of people anxious. I'd love to be able to use it, but I have that problem too. It is much superior to alcohol in many ways, certainly healthwise, as most drugs are, aside from if you're smoking massive amounts, which obv hurts your lungs.

>>221120103
Weed affects people differently. For ne it used to be "well I'm not drunk but at least it's a bit fun". Now it just feels debilitating. I can't get anything done and I barely take 20 mgs these days.

>>221124316
>There have been written a couple of decent historical/ non-fiction works about the impact of alcohol on world history.
Book names?

>>221124962
Yeah. You think it'd give me a reason to stop so something terrible doesn't actually happen. But nope.

>>221124920
I'm glad you could kick it but for me being content isn't good enough for me. At least not yet. I adore those artificial highs even with those terrible withdrawals.

>>221124781
>that sweet sweet burn
Vile temptress

>>221124781
>just stop fucking drinking if you dont want to drink
But I want to drink. The problem is it's ruining my health.

>>221126878
What happened? Were you hallucinating?
>>221126988
Made me very anxious and paranoid when I first tried it as a teen. But I learned to trust myself while high and it went away so I could enjoy it. And that sense of trusting myself carried over IRL and made me less anxious in general.
Also you can try drinking after getting high, it feels great and takes care of any anxiety.

>>221125031
Yes

>>221116316
gay

>>221116316
same.
its not fun shitting liquid for months on end. hangovers and inability to do anything active, puking up yellow bile and not being able to drink liquids for a week. its hell.

>>221127527
>What happened? Were you hallucinating?
Started hearing voices and basically thought my neighbors were after to get me. Every environmental sound turned to subconscious voices speaking to me. Spooky stuff. I had been drinking for a long while and hadn't slept tough so that probably added to it.

>wake up
>thread still up
Time for a liquid breakfast.
WHAT A LIFE

Alright I'm ready to cross addict myself to Lucifer's lettuce and stop the drank after today. Fuck yeah!

>>221127608
I've had that just from hungover sleep deprivation. But I always managed to ground myself and understand it wasn't real
It's called auditory pareidolia, where the brain interprets regular background noise as something much more meaningful, which usually quickly becomes threatening because you get spooked over hearing things in the first place. A lot of it is your brain scaring itself even more due to getting spooked by something minor.

>>221116591
I'd do a sensible dose of mushrooms if not daily at least weekly if I had a supply.
The clarity of thought in the next few days after a trip is phenomenal.

>>221128159
I used to get this years ago when I'd smoke joints riding my bike. Pedalling along the wind would sound like voices sometimes. Would trip me out until I reminded myself I was just zooted.

>>221128226
Man I miss the fuck out of shrooms. Getting old and boring sucks if you're socially isolated.

>>221116316
You and me both brother. It'll be 5 years sober for me next month. Best and clearest five years of my life, so far.

>100+ post druk thread
Are jannies on vacation or something. Anyway, it's almost time. Not before noon for me.

>>221120165
> I genuinely believe that it has to do with your IQ. If you have high IQ you will eventually be hit by the fear, because it seems to me like people who I consider midwits never have this problem.
100%. That’s why it’s the niggers and nons drug of choice. If you have a smart brain and actual responsibilities weed can 100% induce paranoia and anxiety. This is the exact opposite effect alcohol has (at least until the hangover). It’s why alcoholism is so rampant among those with high IQs

>>221128374
Hello old friend. I'll be here all day.

>Was
Dude you can still drink at work, all day, even!
Just, you know be discrete about it.
It's on par with taking a few tokes from a vape, or, like, a quick rail off your dashboard.
Moderation, man!

>>221128374
I don't think they care anymore. The threads only pop up on weekends from what I see and it's pretty obvious we aren't going away. They have way worse gibberish to deal with now.

>>221128379
Being a cognizant human is what brings on the fear when you get high. But being mentally resilient is how you overcome it and enjoy the high. If you can't do the latter then you're too mentally fragile for weed and are a risk for triggering psychosis.
>>221120098
This could be from low tolerance. For me, 1 hit off a bowl has always been enough to get high.
>>221120077
> Just remember that if you ever feel like that it's literally your brain pressing the wrong button and accidentally making you feel anxiety instead of euphoria.
Your brain isn't "literally" a computer with buttons. It's about your mental state and how you're feeling. If you're naturally anxious than you will feel amplified anxiety when high until you learn to overcome it. If you're content in life then you'll amplify that feeling and just sit on the couch for 5 hours.

>>221127527
>Also you can try drinking after getting high, it feels great and takes care of any anxiety.
I hadn't smoked in years, a friend left very good pot at my house. I thought I'd take a couple hits, and I started having a panic attack. I immediately had to drink some wine, and that smoothed it out perfectly. Pathetic. Thanks for reading.

>>221128159
Yeah it went away when I got a couple nights of sleep with pills. Insomnia is hell when drinking

I like ipas
I enjoy the taste and it has high abv

>>221118140
>4 cans of 4.5%
Might aswell have been sober, ofcourse they didn't care.

>>221122292
>can't think clearly due to smoking some weed
Stop smoking an eight every day, nigger. Best enjoyed vaping like 0.1g tops every night. I really miss it but sworn off illegal drugs (until retirement, desu).

>>221120942
There's drukkers who force liqour in the morning (after sleeping like 6 hours because after that the shakes kicks in and wakes them) and can barely keep it down but it's what they "need" to stave off the withdrawals. Cheers!

>>221124278
Alcohol is tougher since it's so easy to get but any illegal drugs is fairly easy. Just remove those numbers, anon. Anything which have you in deep focus or around other people helps. Also no hobbies which you did while using. Keep up the good fight!

>>221124781
>anon never got mouth raped by a bottle of wine
Lucky you!

>>221116316
same here. whenever i wake up after a party i just imagine how much worse i would feel if i drank the night before.

>>221116316
I haven’t quit yet but I’m past the point of drinking every day.
I just really wish I could get back to the place where I had six drinks a day and slept like a baby after. Now if I drink 6 I’ll end up drinking 12 and feel like shit the next day. I can hold my shit together if I limmit myself to 2-3 but if I don’t stop myself at that the party isnt stopping until the last liquor store closes.

>>221125000
Top kek, I miss kratom being legal here
>disgusting green sludge to drink
But it was real nice for 8 hours after

>>221124698
Give it a week or two atleast, don't give up anon! Take that reward of drinking and replace it with whatever not damaging you like.

>>221124700
That's the good stuff! Have a good day and night of drukking brother!

>>221124962
had many dreams were I did drugs but it was never like the real thing

>>221128278
>hallucinating spooky demon faces from the street lights while walking home at night from a heavy toking session
Good times, lmao

>>221128088
>Hitlerdubs
Sorry mein fuhrer. I cannot resist the call of da jungle riddims.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i-P98B2skts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eAF40bMD_v4

>>221129000
I ate a fractal once and got absolutely slamfuck wasted to the point that I woke up laughing. Felt like hours of rolling condensed into one hit. I recommend it.

>>221124143
I'm really curious about benzo, which I feel definitely means I shouldn't try

>>221116133
What’s wrong with it?

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This is what anons itt are like

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>>221116316
I’ve quit for months at a time. Literally nothing improves. I just feel more bored. Quitting when you’re not an alcoholic is a huge waste and just makes people look at you weird.

>>221129402
Did he piss himself on the sofa?

>>221129402
he's even phoneposting on /tv/ every 2 seconds

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>>221129431
Yeah he kicks him out

>>221116133
I assume the powder is for the guy that pissed/shit himself.

>>221128379
>I genuinely believe that it has to do with your IQ.
I'd say it's more due to wanting to be responsible, but there's a correlation between that and IQ I guess. I started getting anxious from pot at the same time I started caring about real adult stuff around age 19.

>>221128736
did anyone ask?!?

Gonna be one of this type days.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BkczzkGrYDQ

>>221129318
Absolutely do not. Everyone I knew who got a serious taste and didn't respect how powerful it was got their brains melted even worse than the other pillpoppers I associated with. Pretty sure it makes mustard gas in your brain.

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I feel like most people (especially if you're posting here) go through a phase where you drink to break out of the anxiety/depression/anger/boredom/confusion of being young but it gets old fast and if you abuse it completely fucks up your life in every way possible.

Plus once you hit your 30s the 2 hours of fun aren't worth the day long hangovers. A Xanax and low dose edible with some Kino is the best way to relax imo.

>>221129318
Didn't care for them, just made me confused and drowsy. They were mild ones though

>>221128964
I was joking, making fun of the >sober 14 days/3 month posters. Although come to think of it I did druk a few days ago lol, but not addicted.

lel OP thinks he's on to something

>>221129621
I felt this way about adderall. Really, really disappointing

>>221128549
>Pathetic.
Kino*
If it works, it works

>>221129318
They relax you in a "cleaner" more targeted way than alcohol, and are less recreational, and leave you more functional, unless you take a lot, in which case you go to sleep/blackout. Stay away if you are prone to addiction. They're great for real anxiety if you don't take them every day.

>>221129402
>>221129454

WHAT A LIFE

>>221129657
Not sure about adderall but I've done similar pharmacy meth a couple times while drukking and shit is no joke. Crazy people walk around on that stuff all the time for their "add" diagnosis. Makes you do and say really embarrasing things.

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I once got a bottle of morphine pills after a surgery once, and I really enjoyed it, made me really focused and relaxed, never been so productive as during that time. Shame opioids are hell, I stopped when the bottle was out and it did sting a little

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wi3Ba0qUlUU

>>221129657
There are rumors that the last few years the generic addys have something fucky with their formulation.

>>221129689
The crossfade is it's whole own addiction though. Used to almost feel like I was dreaming but awake. Makes you sloptarded in the long run though.

>>221116591
lol, imagine doing something this retarded

>>221129717
Makes sense that everyone you know that takes that shit is a weirdo fuck

>>221129402
>old as fuck best bros (?)
I can only hope.

>>221129739
Morphine really is like nothing else. No buzz, just a profound sense of everything being absolutely fine.

>>221129739
Got oxycodone after wisdom teeth surgery. Teeth didn't hurt at all, but I took a couple and thought WOW. very nice. Glad I never had a regular connection for real opiates. might kill me lol.

>>221129838
Yes, a very uneventful but warm and fuzzy high. The real high is getting it with IV at the hospital and having horrible pain just flushed away almost instantly, fucking incredible

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finished my first old fashioned now about to make a second.

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Decided to do a 6 month sobriety and it was boring as fuck bros. Literally made me miserable and suicidal. Had my first beer a few days ago, ice cold high abv quality stuff while I was taking a hot shower, what an amazing feeling.

Being a few beers in is the only way I get motivation to do anything. Unfortunately its also short and then I bedrot.


Being a daily drinker has made me FUCKING FAT though. Beer + alcohol munchies + less likely to exercise. My main motivation to stop drinking is I need to lose 50 fucking pounds.

>>221129907
For me, it's a sidecar or dark and stormy.

>>221129925
Regulation makes it the best it can be

>>221129984
>sidecar
not tried one of them, love a dark and stormy though

>>221129929
>I need to lose 50 fucking pounds.
Start snorting meth. ez. jk lol.

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>>221129515
Same. I smoked pot all the time as a teenager but after graduating college and getting a job family real life, I couldn’t smoke it anymore and be able to actually enjoy it. I can see why niggers are constantly high all the time no problem. No forward thinking nothing to worry about

>>221130060
wtf does this guy stream or talk about all day?

>>221130140
All the different women he has chasing after him. Dude is an absolute studrocket

>>221120103
I've chosen booze because my Europoid shithole doesn't allow for THC weed to be sold, only CBD and that does absolutely nothing for me. Then again if they did the alcohol/tobacco industry might take a hit and that's a big nono as well I guess.

i remember my brother got a job as a linecook at a fancy restaurant and most of the guys on there would have a small bottle on them. he was shocked coming from a corporate world to people boozing while flambeing shit

I work in advertising. Agencies used to all have bars in the office with free beers and stuff. Then, creatives just kept beer under their desk. Now that we no longer have desks, we drink at a local bar as a “lunch break.”

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>>221116133
Geezeranon here. Executive bars and six martini lunches used to be a thing, but keep in mind that people weren't maxing out their limits. A certain amount of alcohol was seen as good for health.

So, no. you're not supposed to drink all day. Just a little, once in a while.

>>221116316

Same. I'm entering my mid 30s and the thing about it is not only is drinking not nearly as fun as it was back when I was in my 20s but also the effects it has on you especially the next day are even more brutal. This is also the time in my life that I've sincerely got to start paying more attention to my health. Quitting it was a motherfucker and I miss it but at the same time I don't.

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>>221131020
Another thing to keep in mind is that the portion sizes were smaller back then. A 3 martini lunch in the 1950's is 6-9 oz, where ONE drink now is like 8.

Comic related. Jimmy Carter changed tax laws to make drinking less favorable.

>>221131551
good post

>>221119632
one week out of six for me i'm not so much bored as worried that my social life is going to crater

>>221129598
I don’t get hung over

>>221120165
i guess i'm smart because weed makes me freak the fuck out

>>221129925
Yeah this is my experience as well. If you can’t just have 2-6 drinks and call it a night and every drinking session turns into a bender then you just need to kys

>>221120593
i didn't start drinking until my 30s and i got into binge drinking/coke it can happen anytime

Don would have turned 100 this year. Realistically how old do you think he lived until?

>>221124278
>>221124348
fuck bros sober not bored yet but i'm also emotionally dead all my favorite hobbies have broken my heart so i no longer find joy in anything apart from being fucked up and creampieing girls

>>221133029
1971

>>221124450
booze/coke/cigs is there a better combo?

>>221124459
got a new job and my binging stopped on a dime because i refuse to be hungover at work

>>221129925
>ice cold high abv quality stuff while I was taking a hot shower
Pretty cool idea. Would probably never think to do this myself, even though I've seen Leaving Las Vegas.

>>221129598
>I feel like most people (especially if you're posting here) go through a phase where you drink to break out of the anxiety/depression/anger/boredom/confusion
that's a bingo

>>221133116
Keep it up anon.
A good job is the start.

>>221129929
i barely eat when i'm doing an honest binge because i'm usually snorting an entire bag at the same time but i've gained weight from the extra drinks you order to take the edge off lol

>>221133359
thanks i'm doing 5-6 weeks off totally after a blood test came back with elevated liver enzymes. luckily i'm not at the point of no retrun and can reverse it so i am. i miss getting fucked up on the weekends with friends but i do not miss a weekday binge to quiet the anxiety or sadness at all

>>221133103
Yeah, having a bitch doing it with you. Nothing beats coking and boozing with a chick

>>221133389
Your doing good anon.
Believe me, it's shit for a long while, but at some point, you just get past it and you dont really feel the need anymore.

>>221133431
>Nothing beats coking and boozing with a chick
I was at an industry convention last year and I met a chubby mystery-meat chick with MASSIVE tits who claimed to be a married lesbian. That Sunday we went out walking around the city day-drinking and ended up in her room drinking and doing coke all night.
Eventually I made a move and she kissed me back and for the rest of the night we alternatively fucked between rounds of doing coke and drinking booze.
After the first time we banged she went to put her bra and shirt back on and I said "no, no. those stay out for the rest of the night" and she shrugged and went with it.
Just huge, dark pancake areolae either in view or in my mouth all night long.

how to fight the urge to drink at work?

>>221133513
You work.
And then get fucked over because you do a good job.

>>221121374
AYOOOOO

>>221133510
Fuark bro that sounds amazing. Funny how it's always the lesbians who are the biggest degenerates lel

I had a warehouse job when I was younger and it was my first brush with alcoholics. One guy kept getting caught sleeping in storage. I remember him having the skinniest legs but a huge gut and a purple nose. I’m not sure if he’s even alive now

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>>221116133
It still is

>>221116133
Will you please make another /druk/ thread after this one dies?

>>221131551
Apply this math to james bond. SHAKEN NOT STIRRED also means more melted ice so his shit is extra weak. Can't lose his edge vs Blowfield.

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>>221133626
Sir, this is a Mad Men thread. But I suppose we could discuss Flight (2012) later tonight.

>>221133573
>it's always the lesbians who are the biggest degenerates
She still texts me to this day. Usually around 5am after she's been up all night snorting lines telling me how she's thinking about our night together.

>>221122546
lol, alcohol fucking sucks. I tell people all the time I dropped that shit for edibles.

>>221116591
I did this because I was tired of not being able to be active the next morning. Now I just eat an edible before something like my tee time at 7am and I'm high for all 18 holes.

>>221133741
>alcohol fucking sucks
Fuck you. It's the only thing keeping me from blowing my brains out. Let a man live

>>221116133
As long as you got the work done, why not? I take my little flask to work every day and never gotten caught.

>>221133822
it's probably the reason you want to blow your brains out lmao I was depressed for 3 months and it went away when I stopped drinking.

>>221119632
>18 days without sex
I think it might be over this time.

>>221116316
I went a month without drinking and felt good that I could do that and then went back to drinking a six pack every day

>>221133980
>beer
You're pretty much still sober

>>221133612
wtf is this AI slop? What a buzzkill, I need another drink

>>221133980
based

>>221128774
>Best enjoyed vaping like 0.1g tops every night.
yeah that's how i did it for the last, dunno, year or whatever. maybe you're just not sharp enough to notice it, or you had shit product.

>>221128335
You are making me consider being sober long term. I'm taking June off from drinking. I have to say waking up with zero hangover is so nice.

sugar is my vice. I like ice cream after a hot day working outside. 31/M/145lbs all my life.

>>221134544
>have sweet tooth
>clock tolls 30 years old
>rapidly develop cavities despite no other change in an otherwise healthy diet
>even a small ice cream leads to breakouts of acne
Wack.

>>221122292
the diplomatico rum always fucking gets me in this pic
like that rum specifically just has a hilarious comedic punchline to it

>>221133510
Only got to do coke with a girl that wanted to bang one time. one time. Should've made that type of thing happen about 10. better than never. Playing instruments on jak is muuuch fun as well, not quite as much as sex though.

>>221133513
get a turkey baster. Seal the end of it. sneak it to bathroom. squirt a couple drinks' worth up your bum (as in, not as much as you'd need to drink mouthways lol)

>>221133699
not attractive enough to go bang her a few more times?

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>>221128736
Same, bought 3 of these earlier and just opened the first.

>>221135393
Well I would but my wife might have a problem with it. I'll set it up eventually.

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>>221135588
Looks similar to Voodoo Ranger, AKA Poopoo Ranger or Rump Ranger, the swill of choice for fat millennial redditors to build up the courage to felch each other in the bathroom at Disney Srat Wars.

>>221136025
It's just a beer, you don't have to attach everything to some sort of /pol/-induced psychosis.

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>>221135588
>9.9%
You are like little baby.