>COULD YOU IMAGINE HOW AWESOME IT MUST BE TO GET FUCKED IN THE ASS HAHAH?! NO, SERIOUSLY, IMAGINE HOW INCREDIBLE IT MUST FEEL TO HAVE A MASSIVE COCK BLOWING OUT YOUR ANUS BY ANOTHER MAN!!! I WISH I WERE GAY BUT I'M DEFINITELY NOT HAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>221118437Why the FUCK does this guy think he's a comedian?
>>221118437That guy cant make a joke or laugh at normal funny jokes but everytime he heard a jokes about a male fucking another male this makes him laugh his ass off" can you imagine brock lesnar like a silverback gorilla [insert weird gay fantasy disguised as a joke] he would ripped that guy open ! [Insert joe making struggling sex sounds and then laughing like a maniac]"
Hey Carl, make a note to dial in the stupid tattoo ideas laser being directed at the girl next door to Temp ID >>221118437 this guy is one dove with a ribbon holding a toaster away from getting butt fucked
You know what, being unfunny is one thing, okay. Sucks, but whatever. What REALLY fucking pisses me off about Rogan and his whole bubble of subhumans is how they all still do the "everybody wants to cancel us, we're counter culture" shtick when they are all immensely wealthy, successful and essentially state sanctioned propaganda outlets.
>>221118437He wants literal apes to pound his ass. He's into homosexual bestiality. This is the top interviewer in the world.
getting fucked in the ass DOES feel good, though. objectively. you don't have to have a guy do it, you don't even need female; you have the power to achieve the most powerful orgasm your male body physically capable of. don't ask me why The One True White Christian God designed our bodies to be this way, but for some reason He decided to put the prostate in the asshole and the only way to access it is with a phallic shaped object or penis. remember: God doesn't make mistakes.
When you tap into the art of the craft so hard that you lactate in excitement.
Do you think he watched the Elephant Graveyard video?
>>221118437What is it with trannoids and DESPERATELY wanting Rogan and the other people they claim to hate to secretly be homosexuals?Is it literally just wishful thinking?
>>221118572Yeah, but apes all have little dicks compared to humans so he probably wouldn't be able to feel it.
