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It's movie night. It's my turn to pick but I'm worried I'll accidentally set off "red flags" for the girls in the group if I pick something I like. What do I do?
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>>221121609
Pick something you like, and use the opportunity to filter girls who won’t like the real you. Otherwise you’re being an inauthentic coward fuck. What will you do, start dating one and commit to lying forever? Will you fight, man? Or will you perish like a dog
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>>221121609
Look at them laying on a pile of pillows like fucking dogs. Those chairs look stiff as shit. That fake ass fire place is distracting as hell. Turn the fucking lights off. What a bunch of pretentious wine sipping faggots. Probably eurofags or something.
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>>221121609
human centipede
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>>221121609
dont care and put on the human centipede
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>>221121930
ey
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>>221121609
Play something that would entertain a room full of retards. Can't miss.
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>>221121609
the worst situation is something that you like and the others don't so just put something you don't like and you're safe
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>>221121936
first sequence or full sequence?
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>>221122005
all of them
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>>221121609
Put this shit on.
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For me it’s Basined Safira Yakkuza 7on1, ATM, Balls Deep, DAP, Rough Sex, Big Gapes, Pee Drink, Cum in Mouth, Swallow GIO2324
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>>221121609
>What do I do?
Thankskilling

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Poultrygeist
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>>221121609
>watching movies with women
lol.
Just put on "The Mummy" or "Fifth Element" and go to sleep.
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>>221121609
Baise Moi 2000 by feminist icon Virginie Despentes
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>>221121797
shut up virgin
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>>221121609
Irreversible or Last House on the Left (original)
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>>221121841
yuropoors can't afford houses that size
those are probably californians
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>>221121609
Vanilla Sky. It's vintage enough so they won't think you only like the current thing. It's got enough star power for initial attraction. Lastly, it's just smart enough without being pretentious.
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>>221122946
perish like a dog it is. Sad.
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>>221121609
Put on the scorpion jacket and drive
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>>221121609
Pick a guy movie so you don't come off as a faggot but with actual character development/conflict so you don't come off as a dumb dude to

Crimson Tide
The Hunt for Red October
The Fugitive
First Blood
Casino
Cape Fear
The Game
The Departed
Mystic River
Donnie Brasco
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>>221121609
>open /g/
>gender sperg thread
>open /mu/
>gender sperg thread
>open /fit/
>gender sperg thread
>open /tg/
>gender sperg thread
>open /tv/
>gender sperg thread
Amazing
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Riki-Oh: The Story of Ricky (1991)
trust me, just do it pussy
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>>221121609
I'm giving you some solid advice here, put on True Romance, it makes women horny and lustful while also having enough action to keep their interest unless they're completely brain damaged.
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>>221125113
dennis hopper commits a racism in that film thoughbeit...
that is both a heckin oof and a yikes from moi!
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Perfect for pride month, it's fantastic
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Some critically acclaimed Cannes slop you haven't watched. That way you can always say you didn't like it either if it sucks.
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>>221125298
nah that's a terrible idea
t. sad experience
but have you seen riki-oh? that's the shit man, the bitches will be clamoring and clinging on your ass. it's also foreign, thus cultured
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>>221121609
>I'm worried I'll accidentally set off "red flags" for the girls in the group if I pick something I like.
Pick something everyone will like, or something that's legitimately good and you can explain to the others why they should watch it, confidently. If you can do either, nothing to worry about. If you can't, you're gay and reddit.
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>>221125138
Just edit in a disclaimer at the beginning "This was made during an era when cultural attitudes were heckin different. Viewers may find the raycism upsetting"
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Can't go wrong with Master and Commander. Chicks love boats.
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>>221121609
Obssession camrip. Bitches love camrips
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>>221121841
What do you sit on? Your BUTT??? LMAO
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>>221121609
Computer, enhance the feet
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>>221123198
>Irreversible
This and also start visibly jacking off under the blanket when the good part comes
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>>221125784
precisely like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vho02RsKqlw
and tell her you meticulously modeled the irreversible tunnel in blender
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>>221123495
>yuropoors can't afford houses that size
they're clearly eruos on vacation in some 3rd world country



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