Realistically speaking, how do you get yourself out of this mess?
>>221122081Palpatine should have already told me
>Chancellor Palpatine is a sith lor-
literally just lean back? lmao
I heard spinning is a good trick
>>221122081Ill suck your dick ill eat your shit
>”No!”
>>221122081Use Force Teleport
>>221122081>force zap
>>221122081>Dont cut my head off Anakin Ill suck your dick Ill eat your shit
Dooku would neither suck dick nor would he eat shit. Stop doing the bidding of some left leaning liberal retard because of his craplander show (never going to watch) It's so forced and not amusingCount Dooku is a badass and would sooner cut your wiener off with his lightsaber, but you'd probably like that ya tranny freak
>>221122440LOL RETARD RAGE
>>221122440wut
I would listen
>>221122515And that's what no one did.
shoot force lightining from my dick
>>221122081COUNT DOOKUALWAYS COUNT DOOKUALWAYS COUNT ON DOOKUALWAYS COUNT ON DOOK
>>221122139Why the fuck would you believe him?
>>221122590he fought in wars, y'know?
ask for political asylum
>>221122612Wasn't he supposed to stand trial anyway? It's was a war crime.
>>221122081IM A PATSY
>>221122081> "you win anakin, I will tell you who the sith lord is and I have proof"
>>221122357god, the one line forever ruined that fucking showit is equivalent to jumping the shark and nuking the fridgewhat can we call it?BJ Shit special
>>221122081I'd say to Palpatine, "I have good new for you, my lord. The war has begun" in an attempt to relive past glories and draw Palpatine's attention to the good times even though the war has been in full swing for about three years now, and then realize that I fucked up by calling him "my lord," which I only did because I was in a panicked state, and then I'd tell Anakin that I just call people "my lord" accidentally 'cause I'm a Sith apprentice, kind of like if you've ever accidentally called a teacher "mom." Then, I'd realize I fucked up by admitting that I was the apprentice, and I'd say that I was actually the master and just used to say "my lord" when I was an apprentice so often that sometimes I'll slip up and call a random person "my lord."
forrcejob
>>221122081Unironically what was the plan here? He clearly doesn't know he is supposed to die considering how he looks at Palpatine. But I thought the point of the kidnapping was to draw Anakin to his ship? Does Dooku not know about the rule of 2 shit
>>221122081Just use force harden to make his neck impenetrablehttps://starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Soft_to_SolidForce deflect could work as wellhttps://starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Force_deflectionAlternatively he could have just gone back in time and try to win againhttps://starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Time-drifting
>>221122081>"I have failed you Palpatine..." And some dark souls geek will make a 2 hours holocron essay of my last word
I loved masturbating while dismembering enemies in Jedi Academy with my lightsaber. Just watching them gut cut to pieces and hearing their screams of horror was the most sexually stimulated I ever felt.Cutting their hands, feet, arms, legs, and especially heads was incredible. Way better than Postal 2.
>>221122081I'd say, "Wait... This isn't real... None of this is real. You're Hayden Christensen. And-and you're Ian McDiarmid! This is all fake." *Stands up.* "This is a film set! None of this is really happening!" Go all Holy Mountain on them.
>>221122081turn 720 degrees and run away
>>221123418I never got into video games because I always used to kill Qui-Gon in the demo version of the Phantom Menace videogame on my computer when I was around five or six and it made my parents think that I was a psychopath, so they uninstalled it and never bought me videogames. Now I feel like a freak because of how I grew up not playing videogames while everyone else did. And now studies have shown that videogames are good for your brain and the outrage about them was all idiotic. It was clearly idiotic before, but now it's verifiably proven.
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>>221122081I wouldn't. Dooku was horrified at his betrayal, but you can also see realization in his eyes, he knows what Palpatine is doing, and has realized that this is simply the role he is required to play, it's why he doesn't beg for his life.
>>221123592You didn't need to post this awful-looking shit.
>>221123786and you didnt need to watch it fag
force duck
>>221123592jesus chrust
>>221123836Clicking on a file takes far less effort than going out of your way to generate shit and posting it, so you're still in the wrong.
>>221122440>Count Dooku is a badassCount Dooku folded approximately 45 seconds after he made the mistake of taunting Anakin, an actual badass. He was a jobber plain and simple. Both in Universe, and within his master’s plan. He’s a scheming bitch and he got manhandled exactly like one. Stay seething.
>>221122265stale meme
>>221123592You guys can talk shit as much as you want, but I think this play is unbeatable. Not only does Anakin have no counter play from here, but from his newly lowered position on the ground, the Dookmeister can freely upkick him square in the kyber crystals, while remaining out of measure. I’ve done a lot of HEMA, and I’m going to show this move to my classmates next session.Look, maybe someone has studied a manuscript I haven’t that answers this problem, but I strongly doubt it.
>>221123592>Do the secret sith limbo-cum-in-pants technique.
>>221124147Why do guys who are into martial arts always have to break things down and teach people all this shit whenever they see something that makes them think about martial arts? It just sounds like babbling to everyone who doesn't share your hobby, and those who do probably already know it. Is it just to let people know that you do martial arts? Every time someone talks about martial arts, it makes me feel like a twenty five year old woman getting hit on by a fifty year old man at a bar.
>>221122081Cortosis weave, usually.
>>221123592It'd be funny if after leaning down, Dooku looked relieved, only for Anakin to just swipe the sabers down.
>>221122081Use the force to twist anakin's nuts, he passes out from the pain and i kill palpatine with his lasersword
>>221124083>worrying about how many minutes somebody uses on their own postThats pretty weird desu
>>221122081Force crush my opponents with my evil space wizard powers before ever getting into some gay sword fight.
>>221124915I'm just saying, you made and posted shit, while all I did was click on it. You're the one who fucking made it, you idiot.
>>221123592Did dooku shit himself and have a heart attack?
>>221124326We’re all autistic anon. Don’t worry, I wasn’t trying to hit on you, or anyone. HEMA class is my safe space.
>>221123592lmao why are there so many fruity libs seething at this post tho
>>221122081turn 360 degrees and walk away
>>221125036Yeah, i have a habit of making my own posts kek
>>221125081ai has this power, it makes some people foam at the mouth for some reason
>>221122081Realistically speaking I wouldn't have started this mess. Palps, Anny and Kenobi have been such a pain in the ass that leveraging my influence on the separatists and trying to win militarily is much smarter than trying to win at least 3 duels against people I've consistently lost against.I know Sith lore. I've run before. There's no reason to try and defeat two of the three premier Jedi, my Master AND try to stage a coup instead of retreating to the heart of my power base.Dooku is arrogant but he's also a coward.
