The ABSOLUTE state of romcoms
>I want boobs and vageneStop watching garbage.
What in the absolute FUCK were they smoking?
>>221124722>be white Literally born in a bathroom.
Freddy Got Fingered did it best
>>221124722My sister gave birth in her bathtub, mostly because she's based and hates doctors after the COVID thing
>>221125958>be nonwhite>entire country is a shithole>everyone born in a toilet, no exceptions>>221126049That's a completely different thing. In this movie, the woman is bi and this is the man's second marriage and they were on the way to the hospital when the bitchy wife got out of the car to get snacks and then got stuck inside a gas station bathroom and had to give birth right there.
>>221126049>almost killing her baby with some stupid woo water birth instead of a proper doctorvery based
>>221126141>some stupid woo water birthNo it was more like>who needs faggot doctors I'll just do it like we did in the pastthe bathtub was just to catch everything lolshe said it was easy
>>221126049Whiskey Tango.
>>221126049how inbred is ur family, be honest..
>>221126218ah yes. the good old days when women regularly died from complications related to childbirthwanting women to give birth in a clean, safe environment surrounded by trained professionals isn't some conspiracy theory
>>221126141Maybe, maybe not. Healthy women of an appropriate age have no need of a doctor for 99.9% of births. Fat middle aged American women will die without 21st century medial intervention.
>>221126407Well she did it in the bathroom and said it was fine so I'm sure everything you said is fearmongering bullshit :)
>>221124722>>221125157>IM ACTING
>>221126407>>221126491It depends on a lot of things: age, first child or not, complications etc.
>>221126113Can't be born in a toilet if you don't have them, anon.
>>221126049what do we need modern medicine or procedures for
>>221126622Fuuuck anon you got me.>>221126394>>221126141>t. believes doctors were born before babies and that tomatoes come from the supermarketYou are bad product
>>221124722>ChatGPT, how do I deliver my situationship's son?
>>221126407dont waste your time trying to reason with those chuds here.these people literally just exist to be contrarian, they don't even brush their teeth because the government says its good for you, therefore it must be a conspiracy
>>221126715Did you just make up a guy to be mad about? I brush my teeth
>>221126780why? we got by just fine in the past without ityou don't believe what doctors say do you?
>>221126589Unironically one of the biggest factor for death by birth was the faggot doctor refusing to wash his hands
>>221126803>you don't believe what doctors say do you?not really, but I noticed that if you don't, your teeth fucking rot and fall out
>>221126803Teeth cleaning has been a thing since we had teeth, retard
>>221126715I>never(((brush))) (damage) my teeth. Have better ones than the whole family.As for (((modern))) birth, it's all about premature C-section severing the >trauma and thus the>binding between mother and sons.Hence all you fags.
>>221126715>these people literally just exist to be contrarian,>t. guy who is wrong wayyyy more often than rightYou should fuck off. If I wanted to talk to a NPC I could find one by literally sticking my head outta the window.>>221126847>BUT WHAT ABOUT THIS SPECIAL EDGE CASE HUH
>>221126049based and redstatepilled
>>221124722this happened in my family. it was the most surreal thing ive ever seen. from one moment to the next, a life, a person exists.
>>221124722Hard to believe but that nigga is like 43
>>221126113You seem upset.
>Why isn't she laying on her back though
>>221124745Florence poo gets naked in this though
>>221126413There no healthy women in todays world.
>>221127179>t.
>>221127205Lesbians don't do missionary
>>221126049My best friends wife gave birth to 2 of their kids in the same apartment. The midwives brought a large tub and filled it with sanitary water, did the whole birth with no umbilical cord clenching, no painkillers, no vaccinations, nothing. Kids are healthy and beautiful.
Why are women so gross compared to men?
>>221126049>My sister gave birth in her bathtub, mostly because she's based and hates doctors after the COVID thingThat's a stupid thing to do honestly
Where's the romance and where's the comedy?
>>221126928I didn't believe we were training bots until now.
>>221128817>That's a stupid thing to do honestlyExplain why. Most doctors are overworked and view their patients as cash flow.
>>221129862they dont practice healthcare. they practice (((insurance))).
>>221128817Increasingly the trend is to induce pregnancy to speed things up, then because they've induced a pregnancy they end up needing a cesarean, because synthetically messing with the body's natural rhythms means the birth canal isn't ready when the baby is. A cesarean isn't the best medical outcome, but it is the most efficient one from a business perspective, because you can reliably turn the patient around in 2 days and then bill their insurance for surgery. So that's why it happens.
>>221130037And vaginal births aren't possible after cesarean
>>221126407The “commonality of death due to complications of childbirth” thing was actually mostly in hospitals before germ theory, where doctors didn’t believe they needed to wash their hands between interacting with patients. The medical community quite literally drove Ignaz Semmelweis insane for suggesting that midwives knew more about delivering babies than they did.
>>221129862ever wonder why child mortality dropped massively in developed countries in the 20th century? retard.
>>221130037>synthetically messing with the body's natural rhythms means the birth canal isn't ready when the baby is.Naturally letting the body follow its rhythms resulted in 1/3 of pregnancies ending in death."Natural" is total and complete bullshit.
>>221126407Based
