They really got us
Us?
>>221125734The manosphere
They?
>>221125745I don't think this is that
>>221125710it doesn't matter how much you make fun of a guy when he can go out and fuck any girl he wants
>They really got us
>>221125778Can he really?
>>221125789He can definitely fuck any dude he wants
>>221125778Clavicular doesn’t even enjoy women. Everytime he’s out socially, it just looks like it’s all a performative part of being le chad.
Got?
SNL is really lame, those theatre kids catch up to what the real cool kids are doing like 3 or 3 years later
>>221125710>be a man>leftists and their corporations be like
>>221125857Rogan and his crew caught up just now to snl from 10 years ago and people are pretending that the Austin comedian crew is full of funny comedians with brand new jokes. Like let's imitate Trump and Biden. Wow.
I look like this and kiss men
>>221125889They are about 6 years past their prime, rogan was big leading up to covid. No one cares now.
>>221125710>us>>>/fit/
>>221125778libido gets shot to hell with low bf%
>>221125889No one mentioned Rogan you dumb troon
i mog clavicular with my loving wife and family and lack of suicidal ideation
>>221125710>us Bitch I don’t even know who she is mocking
No one watches this crap except for on TikTok shorts and NBC doesn't know how to monitize engagement.Don't give the Shills engagement and let the thread die. Hopefully if the thread fails the indian posting wont be able to afford the electricity for his AC and dies of heatstroke
>>221125778he might attract some gold digging hoes because of his online popularity and assumption that he's wealthy (he isnt), but I can guarantee you that this nigga is miserable as fuck all the time, even when he's screwing some bimbo.he's a charisma void and unable to connect to people on a fundamental level. no woman will ever be into him because he's not even into himself. he lives inside his own head and has the worst qualities of both genders, mainly a deep seated insecurity about his own looks, like a woman has, and women dont even like that shit about themselves, much less so in a guy who's supposed to rise above this level of pettiness.he looks handsome, but if you watch him speak and his body language for a minute, literally all women realize that he's broken inside, some women will still bite to squeeze some money and spotlight from him. I unironically feel for the guy, it must be hell to live like this.
>>221126152>it must be hell to live like this.the rest of what you said is right but he also chooses to live like this. he'll probably kill himself one way or another, whether it's drugs or a car crash or whatever
>>221125710>R8SPBOTwhat?
Serious question. Clavicular said he has been blasting roids since he was like 14 (this is why he is totally neutered, he fucked his balls up by roiding during puberty). But given how long he's been roiding, why the fuck does he look like absolute shit? He should be ridiculously huge. How do you fuck up steroid gains?
>>221126198Yeah idk…still working on that one.I thought said respect at first glance.
>>221126216do you think clavicular has a serious routine and dietary discipline? tons of people roid for middling resultsthe roidfreaks you see from movies or whatever are people that both took roids and had top tier diet and training
>>221126175I believe we're much less in charge of our own lives than we think, we're all trapped in this meat.I feel for people and their struggles, even for those that I dont like.
>>221126216>How do you fuck up steroid gains?Probably all the excess semen intake from sucking cock. Not good for gainz.
>>221126216Steroids don't make you stronger they allow you to work out longer and more often maximizing ur gains but if you're not doing the extra work you don't gain anything.
>>221125857i'm still mad they stole a sketch from a guy on youtube and nothing happened to them for such blatant plagiarism
>>221125778Dude is literally being mocked now by his own fans for his nose job
>>221125710Is SNL just for urbanite leftist? Everything I see out of it now is just whatever the left sperg out of the week is about and that's all. Do they even have classic episodes anymore because most of these skits feel like they'd be dated in less than a month. I always liked MADTV more anyways.
Related:https://www.instagram.com/kingcon2k11/reel/DWZofZLgiFQ/?hl=en
I don't think I've seen a single Boomer who showed even superficial understanding of what looksmaxx is about. They just see a metrosexual and fabricate the context in their head.
>SNLBoomlenial cringe
>>221125710>bitch kept laughing every 3 secondsIt's like she held back because didn't want to take the comedy to the point where it would actually be funny. Nick Fuentes does this shit way better.
>>221125785poor guy
>>221126740he looks better
>>221126310Many such cases
>>221125710But you’re not even one of those guys
gossip goblin did it better
>>221125778Sure you can
>>221126055Rogan makes fun of SNL all the time and how they're "unfunny" his Austin crew is stealing 10 year old SNL jokes and Rogan pretends it's fresh and funnier than SNL, incel
>>221125778he's an infertile tranny and also a huge dork
>>221126740What's the difference?
>>221126838you're dumber than a 12 year old if you take anything he says at face value
>>221125745The "manosphere" doesn't exist. It's just something made up by feminists because men who were complaining about actual men's issues like suicide, newborn genital mutilation, lack of opportunities, etc. were getting too popular, so they had to lump them together with dudebro PUAs and self-described "looksmaxxers" AKA metrosexuals to paint them all as violent sexist woman-haters or whatever.
>>221126836no one under the age of 50 watches/listens to either
>>221126216Vast majority of people on steroids look like complete shit and you may not even be able to tell they work out. The fitness gigachads are the exception. This is why you can never truly tell if someone’s natty. And I’m not saying roids aren’t a cheat code they absolutely are but most people train and eat so inconsistently even roids don’t make up for it.
YOU REALLY GOT MEYOU REALLY GOT ME
>>221126861so why would I believe when he says he fucks a lot of women? also most off the ones that hang around him look like skanky mids
>>221126740For the amount of surgery and drugs this dude undergoes to look good he still looks like shit he’s like a 7/10I look better than him
>>221126882>so why would I believe when he says he fucks a lot of women?You shouldn't. He's a professional jester playing a character.
>>221126892I looks worse than him
>>221126856the picture on the left is not the same picture as the one on the right
>>221126216Because ironically just doing "moderate" slightly high TRT is what fucks you over (especially before you finish puberty). If he actually cycled he might be fine, or was on a VERY low dose, or even blasting and cruising massive amounts he'd probably at least be larger (but that's what gives you major organ problems)
Fuck them, and get the fuck out of my way. Gymnasium life 4 lyfe
>>221126740>be handsome>no problems pulling hot as fuck girls>change appearance anywayI will never understand this. If you are naturally handsome already then why do this?
>>221125710I look like this
>>221126892I would say he’s a handsome guy but given 99% of his incel audience just want the intimacy of a loving girlfriend they’re attracted to his lifestyle is obviously overkill and I doubt his viewership even want to constantly be with the Miami clubssluts he picks up
>>221126740>he paid thousands of dollars of surgerys>took roid since 14>repeatedly smash his face with a hammer to change bone structure>barely any difference >all this to fuck dudes>mfwHoly shit absolutely grim
>>221126965mental illness
>>221126871I accept your concession, troon
>>221127049blast from the pastthis image set was crazy
>>221125710It is kind of cool we're sort of following Calhoun's rat city, with beautiful ones and all.
Wickline is my tomboy crush
>>221125745Oh yeah. A dead end basket weaving forum is the pillar of manliness
>>221127049Photognome, Norm Macdonald, Jimi Hendrix, etc. god really loves to take the best from us early. RIP.
>>221125710>us
Why does no one talk about how fucking stupid Clavicular is as a name. Its like some retarded mmo fantasy name. Saying it out loud sounds retarded.
>>221127294I bet all those dead sociologists that said this would never going to happen because city life its so quirky must be feeling really stupid, if theyre still alivebof course
>>221127294While there might be some salvageable meaning or observations to be learned from these experiments, the way they were conducted seemed so haphazard and unorganized that it muddles any meaningful data that could've been extractedmoreover, there is no compelling reason to believe any of this is transferable to human.That is different than saying all of the experiments and their conclusions are false. But really, there's no compelling reason to believe in the claims being made eitherI'm posting this because I don't like to see demoralization based on an incomplete understanding of the scientific process
>>221127358They're all in hell because, you know why. Rest in piss
>>221127988great writeup here:https://www.the-scientist.com/universe-25-experiment-69941
>>221125710Speak for yourself. I'm a Millennial, not a zoomer, and I only know who Clavicular is because Asmongold has a weird hero worship of an idiot kid who is half his age.
https://officialchadrankings.com/If you can read this and think it's serious you're autistic for real
>i was just kidding >stop making fun of me!!! Please Didn't work in middle school, won't work now. You're a joke and people like making fun of you
>>221125981steroids make you into a fuck-animal. it's barely below meth in terms of how horny it makes you.
cutting your penis off and hollowing out the wound and putting a buttplug inside to stop it from healing = normalgoing to gym = evil terrorist behavior
>>221126152You know a lot about this guy.
He gets "mogged" in every aspect by Jeff Seid and that dude just roided,lifted weights and wrestled,never had to do any of that meme hammering and whatever meme drugs and heroin clav takes.And dude looks exactly the same now at 30 and probably healthier than clav too
>>221127988Thanks jeetpt
>>221125745/tv/ moved on from manosphere talking points like mewing and looksmaxxing like 10 years ago. at best i can remember MGTOW unironic posts from 2018 but not beyond that.
>>221125710You can't satirize someone who smashes their face with a hammer because they think it will make them pretty. That's already as dumb as it gets.
AT THE MOTHERFUCKING GYM, BOYOSFUCK YEAHTHERE CAN BE ONLY ONELIBTARD COMMIES MAKE ME SICK WITH THEIR WEAKNESS & VICTIM CULTURE
>>221125710>usIncels?
>>221128922 what's the difference between looksmaxxing and every foid on the planet wearing makeup?
>>221125745REMINDER
>>221129086Women have an industry catering to their vanity, men have to do retarded shit like bonemashing because buying cosmetics is gay
>>221125745This "man" doesn't seem to be uglybastardmaxxing like me.
>>221129190>it's okay because it has economic backing
>>221129086Men shouldn't act like women.
>>221125710Who, targetting what?
>>221125745stop making up words
>>221126363It was necessary. He had a big old peasant nose, like an African Bantu chieftain.
>>221126216Steroids doesn't magically turn you into Arnold. Dosage matters a lot and you still have to put in a shitton of work in the gym to actually become big.If you just cruise at 200mg/week and hit the gym once a week you're going to look the same as a natty dude who hits the gym 2-3 days a week
>>221129086one involves women being vain and the other involves smashing your head with a hammer
>>221126867So it is real, you just don't like being grouped in with people you don't like. Even though you're on the same side on most issues kek
>>221126965His entire goal is looking the best he can
>>221125710Sarah Squirm seems like a nice girl and wife material
>>221129247That's incredible.
women prefer tone twinks
Do zoomers really follow this guy by the millions and follow his advice? In the past the closest thing was bodybuilding forums or /fit/ worshipping zyzz. But very few people ended up roiding and doing cocaine like he bragged about doing. He is achievements were widely admired and respected. But very few saw him as a role model to emulate. But zoomers have like a dozen of these dudes and they all want to be them.
>>221131559mostly bots and hate watchers
>>221130967Idk, she says she's possessive of her boyfriend while I think she was already with him when she almost whored out her armpitshttps://youtu.be/4yWGVsLcRaM?t=3002OTOH she said another time the reason it didn't go ahead was because she and the client argued about his Zionism, so based Squirm
>>221125710
>>221125745The only people that watch that shit are literal children and/or autists. The rest are people in the media gawking at the latest manufactured "viral" freak.
>>221125778>having younger zoomer cousins that I hang out with once in a while >tell me there’s some guy named “clavicular” who has become the face of the “looksmaxxing” zoomer idiots >thought his name was pretty funny; sounds almost like the name a Mad Max villain would give himself>had no idea he’s famous enough to get parodied on fucking SNLI feel bad for both him and the kind of women who he can easily “pick up”. The guy is basically a lolcow.
>>221127988>>221128139explain it in english docs
>>221125745the manosphere?
>>221125778he seems more like he prefers boys kind of guy
>>221125745We're not in the manosphere no one here works out, shaves their body hair or puts weird gas station supplements into their bodies.
>>221125710SEX WITH SQUIRM.
>>221125710>usBro thinks he's on the team
>>221125745You mean made up boogieman liberals are obsessed with.
People watch Clav because he ran over a nigger on stream and while still in court for that shot an alligator. He is like an IRL patrick bateman and the attention makes him spiral worse
>>221132891Patrick Bateman had an actual, well paying job and education, good taste in clothing and style, a healthy and athletic lifestyle, and enough intelligence and charm to maneuver social circles without getting sniffed out.Clav on the other hand is obviously broken and everyone can see it.
>>221132964No patrick was a poser with the worst taste in the currently hip thing desperately aping trying to be suave while hiding his internal emptiness with vanity
>>221125710What's the point of "satirizing" Clavicular if they're not going to try to disprove any of his big claims?Make fun of him all you want, but he fucks a different woman every night just because he's good looking. He doesn't have to waste time with all that personality bullshit, they just let him fuck.
>>221132891Some of the shit he says is genuinely funny, and he is right about women.
>>221125710Weirdos making fun of weirdos. Ugly, sexually-repellant freaks and geeks who have an aversion to conventional beauty and any form of exercise that might accidentally build some muscle, making fun of rabid narcissists who have body dysmorphia. They can have each other.
>>221125745>>221125710I have to wonder if the average SNL viewer has any idea what any of that stuff is, or if this is a case of millennial/Gen X writers who live on twitter writing about their own niche fascinations.
>>221125710reight-speight-ot?
>>221125745Never had plastic surgery once so I really can't be a part of it, sorry.
>us
>>221125710>watching current day SNL
>>221129157The sad thing is that a lot of women (and their sőys) would never think any deeper about any sort of study like this beyond "well like yah men are garbo and women are kinda awesome" with the commenter herself being a perpetual bitch, and "well ofc men are super ugly and the average girl is like lowkey kind of a baddie???" with the commenter herself looking like a beach ball with a Shrek head.
>>221125745I always love it when leftists reveal they don't have a fucking CLUE about what their opposition thinks or who they even are. Constantly validating that study that showed this over and over again.
>>221125745us?
>>221133390The point is to present you and people like you in the most negative light on their mass media platform so people who aren't internet culture warriors don't like you either. Why would they give you the respect of depicting you authentically? They don't like you
us?
>>221125710>double adam's apple
