WHO WOULD YOU CAST & HAVE DIRECT?Pic related my God the critic tears screaming about Iraq War apologetics would be unfathomably orgasmic.
>>221126272Also with the based God Trump admin restoring several F-14s to flying conditions mabye they can be used for filming.
>>221126272>come into the thread expecting to post about jet fighter kino>>221126322oh, its like that
>>221126348>>come into the thread expecting to post about jet fighter kinoPlease do!!!>oh, its like thatLike what?
I'd like Denis Villeneuve to scrap his plans for adaptating that Nuclear War A Senario thing and instead adapt Red Storm Rising or something retro & cold war like it.
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This was blueprint for our modern clown world and would make a great series if done with proper production.
>>221127489He is a divine being for bringing attention to rasputina and the dong transylvania concubine. It was lost media to me for years until I heard it on Buffy when drusilla enters the series for the first time. Manson then had a remix of that song and took them on tour.
Dark intelligence is about an amorphous ai that sometimes chooses to look like a giant, sea urchin and the hunt for vengeance by a human victim of his during a galactic war. There is also giant, genocidal crab aliens named Prado. They are hyperintelligent and can pilot ships but still desire to eat and eradicate humans.
/tv/ does not read. Go to /lit/
>>221127662I know just the director (and Star) that would be perfect for this film
>>221128149I dream of a world where Neil gets 300 million dollars to make a film
This book - or any other will never ever, in a million years or more, be turned into a film or series. You could not possibly adapt this in any meaningful way whatsoever.
>>221128665the title would never work on a film poster
>>221128679Why not?
>>221128690just imagine THE ROCK's face on the poster and a space ship, and its called VACCUME DIAGRAMS coming soonngmi
>>221127430This desuWhere is my W40K kino you faggots
Why would ((((critics)))) care about the Iraq War apologetics, have you been living in a void for the last year and a half?
>>221126272But let me direct it not that hack Cronenberg
>>221126272Redwall for knights & mouses fighting to the death
>>221128739Many movie critics are far left psychotic tankie America=Bad fucks.>have you been living in a void for the last year and a half?What are you talking about?
>>221128739The book isn't litterally Iraq war apologia, it was written in late 90s before but it is about a senario where Saddam did indeed get nukes.
>>221126272Moorcockian
>>221128665Time Ships is the only book by this fella that I really enjoyed
It would probably come out awful but I don’t care
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VkR2hnXR0SMBlindsight
>>221126272The Agent Ray Pendergast series. I know they made a film adaptation of The Relic, but Pendergast wasn't even in it.>>221128458That's literally just FFC's Megalopolis>>221129127There's a much better version of that - The Fist of God by Frederick Forsyth. couldn't be a movie though, it's way too long. would have to be a miniseries.
>>221126272>RJ Pineiro might just be the next Michael Crichton well was he? first time i'm hearing of him but i didn't know who Lee Child was either
i want my ringworld movie>in year 2700 or whatever>our protag asian american chad is old and tired>rare alien shows up and says he's putting together a team>chad, big pussy and lucky girl go with the alien>on ayy homeworld they show them the ringworld>megastructure built around a star with the same radius as the earth's orbit>ayys want them to go check it outit was my first english sci-fi novel and i have only read english since then
>>221129127>it was written in late 90s beforebefore what? do you not know about desert storm?
>>221129441blindsight was very interesting and that video is high qualityreading echopraxia now and it's weird..
>>221129510Echopraxia is hard to follow at time. I like his Rifters trilogy more.
>>221129505Desert Storm is universally considered justified. The 2003 Iraq War is wrongfully considered unjustified and is what they would be screeching about.
>>221126272A faithful adaptation of the Redwall series in 90s Disney animation style.
>>221126272the quan millz cinematic universe
A future of pure communism with omnipotent, caring (about humans) AIs. Yet some prefer to remain independent and continue fighting that perfect world, even though it is futile.
>>221129490>asian american chadHas science fiction gone too far?
>>221130165I tried many times to get into this series but the prose is just to "zany".
>>221130165Oh fuuuck, it's going to be shit.
>>221130201Honestly Player of Games is a better introduction to the series then Consider Phlebas
>>221130205Thanks for ruining my day.
>>221129945Arab nations only approved Desert Storm because the US and UK showed them fake satellite images showing Saddam was preparing to invade Saudi Arabia, at Thatcher's insistence. I'm surprised you don't see more people claim "Thatcher caused 9/11" desu
>>221126272Think the League of Gentlemen/Inside No.9 guys could make a good job of adapting this for TV
>>221129510>>221129618echopraxia was much worse than i remembered from reading it back when it came out. there was like a five page description of the main character navigating a hallway with wires sticking out everywhere. fucking atrocious. there's enough good stuff in there for a short story or maybe a novelette. i'm convinced someone made him pad it out artificially
>>221128149Fuck right off, dont put my amazing hard sci fi book with that dorkmeister. I cant even watch that shit as a joke.
>>221128558Looks like standard sword and sorcery. Is there something unique?
>>221130165The naming convention here and in the polity book series are hilarious. The minds pace that the ai minds are capable of creating is amazing and gives me hope for life extension and an adventurous spirit.
>>221130891Nah, the book is so 70ish it's impossible to film nowadays.
>>221130817Its not JUST a standard sword and sorcery.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yj7kBeXB73kIt SET the standard for Sword and Sorcery choose your own adventure books during the 1980s and into the 90s. It introduced young readers into the concept of RPG games. It featured fantastic art and thrilling adventures.Before the Lone Wolf games, these choose your own adventure games were entirely self contained. The Lone Wolf Books featured a sprawling storyline stretching through dozens of adventures with recurring allies and villains. The author, Joe Dever, had lots of experience with role playing games and the stories, even though meant for young kids have a depth to them that you would associate with much more mature authors like Tolkien. The world feels complete and lived in.Even after the books stopped being published the author, and later his son didn't want them to die so he allowed them to be posted online.https://www.projectaon.org/en/Main/Home
>>221131088Damn, I miss this kind of book cover art. Now (or more like it's been for the last 20 years) it's all about shades of deviantart crap.
>>221131150The covers were fantastic, but the books also had a lot of internal art that was just as good and set the mood for the stories.This is Archlord Gnaag. He emerged as your nemesis through the first and second series of books. Finally defeating him was satisfying.
>>221131088>>221131313Kinda not surprised someone from /tv/ would think chose your own adventure books are great
>>221131349I'm sorry you were born as an NPC, anon. Perhaps the next time you circle Samsara you'll have a soul and spirit.
>>221129039KinoI’d go with Imajica getting a 8-part miniseries on HBO, books of blood adaptation through HBO and Weaveworld getting a 3 hour film adaptation. Hyperion should be a HBO miniseries also.
>>221131088I actually started with the Grey Star The Wizard books, which were introduced to me by a friend, and then moved on to the Lone Wolf series.As someone who had gotten a taste of D&D, but wouldn't have another chance to play it for several years, having the books was pretty awesome.The author died back in 2016 at only 60; one hopes for more, these days.>>221131150>Damn, I miss this kind of book cover art. Now (or more like it's been for the last 20 years) it's all about shades of deviantart crap.I don't know if this is actually true... but I'm pretty sure it's really fucking true.>>221131313>The covers were fantastic, but the books also had a lot of internal art that was just as good and set the mood for the stories.Agreed.
>>221126272One of these.
>>221126272I would love to see Ender's Game & Ender's shadow adapted into a TV series.... though not today with modern Hollywood writing. The speaker trilogy could also make a fairly decent movie trilogy if they trimmed off some of the fat.
Stormlight Archive, but I don't think anyone would do it justice. I know there'll be a Mistborn series but that will be shit as animation is a better medium for that story.
>>221131721Did the show with Roseland pike do the show justice?
>>221130954What about Lord Foul's Bane?
>>221131764I haven't watched it as it looked like shit, but probably not. Unfortunately I don't think it's possible to make a satisfying show out of anything more than a single book since that would require studios to commit to multiple seasons, decent writers and decent actors. Still, maybe.
>>221131770I'd say it's possible. The story is pretty simple.But I wouldn't watch it. I didn't even finish the first book--got too tired of the lead character, i.e. his gargantuan self-pity.
Dragons of Pern booksXanth novelsBut my dream would be to see pic related on the big screen but I know Hollywood would fuck it up
>>221126272Is he actually similar to Michael Crichton? I love Crichton's work
i love this boomer slop
>>221130891i know its trite but this would work better as an anime
Problem Child 1 & 2 but with nigger kid and incompetant fat and retarded gay lesbian moms
Nic Pizzolatto prestige mini-series
>>221126272pic related or Rendezvous with Rama (which Villeneuve is already working on)