so instead of picking Leo Suter or ATJ, they pick this weird rat fuck because he PR married that gypsy pop star and they want her to do the theme song. what a fuckign waste. RIP Bond.
>>221126869They could've just went for Cavill or Toby Maguire. Those were the two easiest routes. But tchallum is an interesting choice, Dua Lipa can be his bond girl, imagine how cool that would be!
>>221126869It won't be him. He's not locked in. It will be this guy leo suter. he's cheap, more handsome, better actor, also went to oxford and is half-swiss like bond. this guy is NOT bond. look at him. he's like some fucking football hooligan.
>>221126996Tobey Maguire? You might as well say Marlon Brando then.
>>221126869Dula Peep? her and her music are the most generic shit imagineable. are we sure the whore isn't some AI hologram?
>>221126869facts about amazon bond>broccoli confirmed the aaron taylor jew made up the whole rumor himself. he was never considered for bond>amazon wants a young actor for bond. they don't want a granny fucker like aaron the jew>bezos personally said he doesn't want "a fucking jew as bond">Jacob elordi auditioned for the role but bezos doesn't like him, says his role in euphoria was "embarrassing">Henry Cavill auditioned for the role, bezos wanted him but female amazon executive said Cavill has "no charisma" and because of his "incel allegations">American bond is off limits due to contract Amazon signed with Barbara broccoli>Various English actors auditioned for bond but bezos doesn't want a literal who he wants a known actor>Callum Turner auditioned for the role, female executives want him because he's dating Dua Lipa and they want her to sing the bond theme. Bezos allegedly doesn't like the idea because Dua Lipa "looks like a tranny">timothy dalton is still considered to be the greatest james bond
>>221127165what about Leo Suter anon-san? do you like him?
>>221127165Both Dalton and his film were kino.
>>221127165>shit i made up = factshave you considered a career in journalism?
>>221126869The new bond should be indian to reflect the changing demographics of england
>>221126869It will be ATJ. a very reliable gossip site said so.
>>221127379Bond is a ladies man, not a dirty little creep.
>>221126869>the Leo Suter autist getting triggeredlmao
>>221127460nta but that guy has that Bond feel whereas this Turner guy and the gay guy from euphoria are just soulless pretty boys made only for women dramas.
>>221127403>It will be ATJAnya Taylor-Joy? I'm not for a female Bond tbqh.
>>221127500>ntaWhy lie? It's a really obvious lie too since Leo Suter is a complete nobody who no one ever talks about except for threads on /tv/ about the next Bond>inb4 you start randomly spamming his name in unrelated threads to try and appear more naturalAt best you're his pr marketing team. But I'm pretty sure you're just a single mega autist
>>221127165Bezos sounds based, he should be more Musk and just hire Caville and tell that whore to get fucked
>>221126869opposite of a rat, a robust very northern euro phenotype, i'm surprised to see anglos that look like this, anglocucks are generally more gracile, he looks more dutch/north german/west scandi
>>221127165all i'm reading from your post is just based based basedcallum isn't a bad pick acting wise but he is ugly as fuck and clearly very homosexualalso doesn't help he kinda looks like chris martin from coldplay
>>221126869I don't think this happened.
>>221127922But the Suter autist felt like it happened so that's enough for his tantrum
>>221126869Are the bond girl rumours true?
>>221126869If every other Englishman looks like this I see why they went with Baby Bond in the video game.
>>221126869looks like bonds uptight butler
>>221128098As long as you're tall with confidence, and an English accent helps, then the women will fall.
>>221126996>Cavill >Toby MaguirePlease watch something other than capeshit for the love of god.
>>221126869Meh, atleast he ain't black
>>221126869He is the biblically accurate Bond
>>221127165Nice shit post
>>221126869>and they want her to do the theme song.Can't they just pay her to do it?
>>221127165Lol, you're like a woman, a talent at making shit up.Also Henry Cavill is indeed a charisma void, has small hands and has hit the male wall.
>>221127379Last time I heard Bond isn't from Texas
