I just came to party. sven style. who's watching ?
MY BODY IS READY!
We’re watching!
>>221134708fuck you svengooglie
i miss you so much svengooliebro...
>>221134731Us too!
>>221134732You boys don’t know how big I’m going tonite
Svengoolie, more like SvenSTINKY!
>>221134739He’ll live forever proud in our hearts
Svensquad activate!
>>221134739
>>221134708I thought you forgot us.
>>221134795Activated!!!
>>221134768Say that again, I dare you…
>>221134765Oh snap
you boys dont know how big im going tonite
>>221134893>>221134765You boys don’t know big I’m going tonite
BERWYNERWYN
Tell me the name of the fucking movie now
>its a house of reddingtonhoulie epsiode
>>221135052no.
>>221135052
Fuck yeah Fred Willard
I guess he'll wash his hands in the morning
>>221135052Troop Beverly Hills (1989)
>>221135087Idle hands 1999
Tonight’s theme songhttps://youtu.be/C_YB5dYx3jw?is=lsMBV7leuv7NQnsf
>>221135115The one with Lilly Schlong?
>>221134842SvenSTINKY nigga.
>>221135115I actually like that flick.
I loved watching this movie on cable when I was a kid.
>>221135162The one and only>>221135210I do too
>>221135190If you want to hurt our friend, you’re gonna have to go through US!
>>221135249Ren & Shelley :o
>>221134708Janny/Mod spam, flooding and samefagging killed SvenAnon. There’s no OC or genuine engagement anymore, just the same unfunny forced meme cancer faggotry over and over and over again, and stale shitposts. The whole board is dead.
>>221135298
Seth Green? Pot?Not family friendly
>>221135298you sound like you need a friendwe can be friends
>>221134893Sad looking shit.That gravy looks like it's been watered down.
>>221135385I tried to generate an image of gwen with gooey white silly putty all over her feet like imp's prank but the faggot ai won't let me.
>>221134893The chicken tenders look a little overcooked, but it still looks great, outside of the gravy.
Now those were some realistic cops...
Why is it so difficult to watch terrestrial television these days? I don't own a digital antenna.
>>221134893>dehydrated tendies>soggy fries bathing in cum>pancake burgerI am diarrhea
>>221134893Don't eat too much brown food, anons, nsfl.
>>221135500Antennas are antennas. No such thing as a digital one. Unless your TV is 20 years old you just need to plug it in.
>>221135298Sven general has only been around since 2018. Did these tourists ever have any OC or genuine engagemen?
>>221135500I bought this like 10 years ago when I started watching sven. Served me well.
Jesus, just spoil every single scene in the whole fucking movie, why dontcha?
>>221135385Svenstookie
Storm coverage again.>>221135249That Beach Boys song seems to have been forgotten by time. Great drums too.
I like the Sven Squad.
>>221135880They like you too!
Things are getting out of hand on Facebook!!!
>>221135932
>>221135932Lol that was relatatble
>>221135249Well this was drawn by a man born in 1956
>>221136070Hi
Who was still listening to Shout at the Devil in the late 90s?
>>221136150You'd be surprised. Heavy metal was on decline, but it still its dedicated fanbase.
>>221134893>Extremely overcooked chicken tendersI am diarrhea
>PSA on the dangers of paprika and oreganoKEK
You boys don’t know how big they’re going on Facebook tonite
I don't think putting giant knitting needles in a possessed hand is a good idea.
>>221136228Oops that’s their pets going big
I'm doing some oregano right now. How cooked am I?
>>221136248Don't mix it with rosemary,you will never come down.
The grandmas are not pleased.
>>221135906That's nice.
I can't believe I never seen this. This movie is svenkino.
>>221136611Certified or...?
>>221135022You boys don’t know how big I’m going tonite
>>221136247
Shots fired on Facebook!!!
>>221136852
>>221136852Gottem!
>>221136852BOOM! HEADSHOT.
>>221136852But who's mad?
>>221136852GOT HIS ASS.
>>221136935Shawn Ryan
>>221134842Is that cola man phil
>>221136935Post surgery rainbow kids
>>221136852SHIT JUST GOT FUCKIN REAL
>>221137084Booms is correct. Tonight's movie is trash.
>>221137084Boomers are right.
>>221136248THIS cooked!
>>221137084Boomers are wrong. This was a based movie. Fuck boomers. T. 30 year old boomer.
>>221136611It's very comfy high school Y2Kino. Has a similar vibe to the Faculty for me.
>>221137124>30 year old boomerZoomzoomzoom
>>221137084Theres place for both, but Im glad HoS is only once a month. When Sven quits theyre in trouble until Gwen starts wearing half her clothes
Until next time friends!
I love House of Sven because these are the kinds of movies Sven would play in the pre-MeTV days. He would pkay all kinds of movies, not just the old stuff
>>221137150No more idle hands!
>>221137150Thank god. Julie Newmar to the rescue.
>>221137149It was better when HoS aired after Sven.
>>221137211
>>221137187His current audience of boomers is inexplicably unaware of that fact. Back in the day he would play movies like A Nightmare on Elm Street after they came out on video.
>>221137245im so horny bros
>>221137317This won’t help!
>>221137287The Chicago and Milwaukee boomers remember. He was regional before MeTV
>>221137187>not just the old stuffWhat bothers me is that he has like 50 movies and it seems like he just shuffles the movies around every single year and only airs something new maybe once per year. It's so repetitive and boring.
>>221137345You know what, I don't think she would help.
>>221137355I am one of those Chicago boomers lol started watching in 2001
>>221137245To Wong Foo,Thanks For Everything!Julie Newmar
>>221137345is this the most cleavage she's ever shown?
>>221137438She is showing zero cleavage in that pic
>>221137486i see like half of each boobie there
>>221137438Maybe? Push-up bra working overtime!
>>221137512I think you're right. I assumed they had to be touching. I like it when they touch.
Time for Scotty to kill some hookers
>>221137555Virgin-kun, some women's breasts are farther apart than others.
>>221135243it was on USA Network a couple times a week in the early 2000s>>221134828>Gwen's toes are bustedshame. she got any nudes?
>>221137515
>>221137140not sure The Faculty is silly enough to make it on the show, but maybe
>Nothing more dangerous than a black light in a bedroomThey're treading a thin line with comments like that.
>>221135243>>221137602I don't know if it was TV or VHS, but I watched this quite a few times as a teen
Rancid and weed, nice.
>>221137826The Living End, Blink-182, Zebrahead, Offspring, Rob Zombie, Static-X, Unwritten Law, and The Vandals.Holy shit, the soundtrack is loaded.
>>221137852WITH SHIT
The cop looks like one of the McPoyles.
>>221137373Licensing is probably getting more expensive. It happened with MST3K.
We have reached the hour of the night where it’s time to post thirst traps to keep the thread alive until morning.
Wow, finally a new On the Road.
>>221138946What if we post cute wholesome damsels instead
>>221139263I’m in!!!
>>221139362You think you're pretty clever don't you
>>221139515Sometimes
Ok fine back to sluts
>>221139918To be fair, how many wholesome Sven girls are there besides Anita and some of the audience?
>>221140349Touché, Gwen can’t even play a musical instrument! She can play the skin flute :(
What's the movie next week?
>>221140490The time of their lives.Abbot and Costello.MAYBE.
>>221140372When will she and Gwen do a song together? Preferably a steamy lounge song scene.
>>221140607Baker Street!!!!!!
>>221140607Paula Abdul's "Opposites Attract" but with witty lyrics matching the evening's film
Never expected a upa cartoon in this one
Should she replace Sven?
>>221141642Should Svengoolie replace HER??
>>221139918This must be her lawyer
>>221141642Why
>>221142052Why not?
>>221134842what the fuckis that cm punk??i remember him in like the 2000s wrestling scene and he looked extremely out of shapedid Vince finally start forcing him to roid up?
>>221141642Wasn't that the whole point of that endeavor, finding a replacement?