What did and do Australians think about this movie?https://strawpoll.com/QrgewKxRbyp
Love the soundtrack.
>>221134872I don't even remember it.
>>221134850Nice Linda Ass
>>221134850Don’t care for it, don’t care for Steve Irwin either. It has always felt like a superficial culture which is imposed onto me. Everything about our “cultural” exports if fake. Just a song and dance for foreigners to nod and say “yep that’s Australia”. We’re an economic zone, not a nation
>>221135516Bloody fair dinkum. Strewth. Stone the crows even.
>>221135516>Hating Irwin Brown zoomer detected
I liked the more action-oriented sequel more. It had a real finale.
>Oh cool a new 4k release of the original>Oh it's called the "Encore" edition nice it must add new scenes or something that'll be cool>Look into it >Removes the scene making fun of crossdressers I'm so fucking tired of Americans man
>>221135552The bar scene? When he grabs his crotch and the faggot runs away?
>>221135552Shame that was one of the funniest scenes, still quote it from time to time
>>221135651>Fuck Steve IrwinUnexpected.
>>221134850It's still fuckin great and Linda was top tier
>>221135516>It has always felt like a superficial culture which is imposed onto me.Because it is. It was a culture at a time and boomers don't want to let it go, so it's like having to watch modern shows and movies with 1950s slang or some shit. Anything made here also has to constantly remind you that it's Australian and it's grating, it's hard to think of a better example than the horrific Australian version of The Office.>there's a crow in our office and we named him Russel Crowe!I'm so glad it got shitcanned after a single season.
>>221134850The new version released in Australia, remastered, removes the scene where they make fun of a tranny. Thank Dawkins they are erasing transphobia from classic films
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>>221136557The change was badly received by the media and fans though, which is pretty based.
>>221136573BLOODY CHUNDA
KILL YOURSELF SYBB
>>221134850>>221135592>>221136573She's a little long in the butt.
The only good thing about the movie is it gave us Jeremy Hawke in The Critic.
>>221135516What about Yahoo Serious? Surely he's a quality representative of what it means to be Australian.
>>221137429Nobody under the age of 40 knows who he is honestly. I'm in my mid 30s and found out about him because of the one famous movie he did in the 80s, and even then I only saw that movie because of my parents liking it.
>>221134850>What did and do Australians think about this movie?Pic related. Never watched it coz it looked shit.It seemed like it was specifically aimed at an american audience who knew nothing about australia, it was completely shallow and stupid.>>221135516>don’t care for Steve Irwin eitherSame. The guy was an idiot.>>221135543NTA but what is with this copout response you cunts keep using.I'm a 45 year old white dude.I grew up with Tim Hiddins (The son of Bush Tucker Man, Les). I lived in the same suburb as they did in the 80s/90s.Bush Tucker Man was a real aussie legend, not that wanker Irwin.His techniques for survival are literally still taught to soldiers all over the world. And his show is still a really great watch. https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL7HSPnTFVAuFQkVzs3KzXjGXO78x-0HNE
>>221136573>>221135592>>221134850Dog licking through a doughnut hole . Webm implying that you want to shove your tongue deep into her asshole
>>221135516Jeeze,somebody really took a big steaming gigashit in your cornflakes mate.
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>>221135516I don't mind Steve Irwin but he's extremely overrated and making him into some kind of icon is really strange to me. It's like picking some random TV reality star and making them an international icon of the whole country.Imagine if the US decided Tiger King was going to be their big icon for the world to think about. It would actually be really funny obviously, but really stupid and weird.>>221135516It holds us back from every getting to make any good media either, everything has to feature the big fuck off desert nobody lives in or have constant Australia specific slang in every sentence of dialogue, all just to remind everyone "this is in Australia."
>>221135552I never find these gags funny because they cast actual hot chicks
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>>221134850How come Australia has the same population as Canada but is about as relevant as Nepal? Also why don’t Australians have culture? It seems like they just stole British and Canadian culture and just slapped the beach onto it? Truly a depressing people
>>221139771>why is country far away from everyone and everything less relevant
>>221135516This is how I feel about it too. There's a clear culture that exists on the ground but it's verboten to try and formalize that in any meaningful way. The elites have decided Australian culture is Abo shit and everything else is a foreign imposition. This would be tolerable if we at least got British citizenship the way we used to but we don't. So we're stuck as these disowned, abandoned retards forbidden from ever moving beyond that. I quite seriously would support a US takeover. Being American is 1000 times preferable to staying like this.
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>>221134850Real outback bushman hereHere ass is way too fat and obsceneThey'll probably let her get stranded out bush and get mauled by drop bears
>>221134850'Strayns don't like the flick because Crocodile Dundee divorced his wife and married hotass Linda Kozlowski.
>>221139771>Relevant It's good for us to stay irrelevant and contained in our bubble, or you'll end up being attention whores like jeets or turks Also plenty of distinctiveness here compared to both places >>221139913Abo shit is getting pushed out hard, even multiculti shit is contained and is hardly taken seriously
>>221134850This shit is 40 years old, anon. Nobody has seen it, you ancient coomer faggot.
>>221139913You do realize that this is precisely because your ruling class DOES want to just be an American resource extraction colony like any African shithole country? The Ranching and Mining magnates who run Australia had to literally be forced against their will to declare independence because they don't want the hassle that comes with being a real country and having to placate the commoners. They don't want Australia developing any sort of industrialized or non-foreign dependent economy because they would have to spend some of their mining/ranching profits to pay for it and to upkeep the lifestyles of the commoners. They outright wanted to prohibit Britain from shipping more white people over back in the 1800's because they wanted to be a small cadre of administrators ruling over a population of imported quasi-slaves who extracted the local natural resources like in India or the African Colonies. Making Australia some American outpost has been the plan they've been working towards ever since the 1960's when it became clear Britain could no longer do so. Just giving in and letting them do so would achieve the exact opposite of what you want.
>>221135516I love Nick Cave, and CRIME AND THE CITY SOLUTION, that entire family of bands and music projects, and The Proposition is one of my favorite movies. As an American this most everything that's gotten through to me form Australia. Never cared for Irwin either.
>>221136573God I miss slender women
>>221140080I don't want to be an outpost, I want to be properly integrated into a country that has a distinct culture of which its citizens can be proud. Being an outpost confers few benefits beyond military protection; being a state means voting rights and a share in the national history of a country that's actually done something. We've given this thing a try for 125 years now. We're not going to suddenly enter a Renaissance. We're culturally and economically so blended with the US we might as well formalize it and request to become a state or at least a territory. Seriously, more Australians can cite the fucking US constitution than our own. There's just no point keeping this LARP going.
>>221139771>Also why don’t Australians have culture?Our country is only 200 years old and there's no such thing as australian people. We started out as a bunch of europeans. And now we're 99% indian/chinese.If you're wondering why we don't make anything it's coz our government interferes with absolutely every industry and makes it impossible to get anything done due to absurd amounts of red tape and insane prices.Our politicians are some of the most overpaid and corrupt people on the planet.
>>221140134>slender>that assNahhahan
>>221140134>>221140203for the 80s/90s that is massive
>>221140267Yep, if she gained another 50 lbs to match modern female obesity standards, clapping that thing would make her a tiktok star
>>221139771>why don’t Australians have culture? It seems like they just stole British and Canadian culture and just slapped the beach onto it? What do you really expect though? Our origins are British/Euro and we kept close ties to Europe, so no shit it's going to be just the same thing with a beach. We only started distancing ourselves from British influence and culture sometime into the 1970s, before that we were just tropical England. We weren't even an independent country until the 20th century, so America had well over a century more than us to develop.
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>>221140173But that's the thing, America would only want you as an outpost. It's the same reason there haven't been any new states admitted in 70 years. Funnily enough for the same reasons as the Australian ruling class, they don't want to give a political voice or be responsible for the social services of Australia, they just want to strip it's resources as cheaply as possible.
>>221139913>There's a clear culture that exists on the groundOur culture is being the Sardaukar of whoever is the dominant power at the time, it used to be Britain, now it’s the Americans, and maybe in the future it might be the Chinese (if they don’t shit the bed before that can happen)
>>221135516>which is imposed onto meYou must be an incredibly shallow and fragile person. You need to completely lack a personality if you look at one movie and one zoophile and think "this is imposing on me"
>>221136573im throwin my shrimp on the barbie to this
>>221135516nah cunt we're so laid back and chilled out just like during covid where every other cunt was frothing at the mouth to call the police on you so they'd assault you when they showed up
>>221134850Surprisingly flabby ass
>>221135592geez that ass is sweet
>>221137429He is apparently homeless these days
>>221134850>What did and do Australians think about this movie?Never seen it.>le crocodile hunterWhy are seppo cunts so obsessed with the idea of aussies being croc wranglers?
>>221140067Refusing to acknowledge anything that predates your birth is a zoomer thing, actual people don’t think that way.
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>>221135552>Hogan defended The Encore Cut, arguing "it wasn't about being woke...it's better without [those scenes]". Faiman possessed a mixed response, arguing that while re-edits to films are not unprecedented, "I think that screwing around with history, in the arts particularly, is not a good idea."Australians are woke cunts
>>221135516>We’re an economic zone, not a nationWhat you are is what the Chinese allow you to be while they strip Australia of all its mineral wealth.
>>221136573I want to come in a land down under
>>221140378Based
>>221136573I'd have didgeridone her right there and then if you catch my drift, nudge nudge, wink wink, awooo
