What are we wishing for?
To become an omnipotent god
I wish i was dead.
I wish that Jenna Ortega had large, tastefully-sculpted bolt-ons created by an expert plastic surgeon, and that she was in love with me (but not in an obsessive way)Try and twist that, wish cunts
anyone who tries to monkeys paw wishes gets super AIDS
>>221135961how did so many people buy those and not have crazy results? His friend was able to make 1 billion dollars rain down into his house. Surely someone would have found out that these things are demonic. How are the manufactured? Who is putting the spells on them?
Cunny
Problem-free 5 billion dollars
I wish that every muslim in the world, both ethnic and religious, would magically to the inside of a single Chinese apartment building, the instant that I finish this sentence
Sex with Manaka Tsugu
I'd wish there were human colonies on the Moon, Mars, Europa, and Titan.
>>221135961just let me lick Jenna Ortega's juicy pussy whenever I want, no catches or weird twists, just give me this man please, please I beg you, just give it to me straight up just let me worship that tight young latina pussy
>>221136149>colonies of humans spawn there and die>you didn't say that they had to survive
anyone who wishes for anything to do with women are just pathetic
I want OP to post a nude in this very thread
>>221135961>Full control and memory of my dreamsor> winning every gamble if i want
>>221136064>bolt-ons
>>221136188What would you wish for then, homo?
for OP to fuck my butt
>>221136188very truereminder that most people here are ugly disgusting virgins who have never made eye contact with a woman without making her recoil lol
>>221136318That explains the Jenna Ortega shit. Fucking embarrassment.
Okay I finally saw this today, Bear was so infuriatingly fucking stupid, holy shit. This is right up there with Shutter for horror MCs who absolutely deserved what they got.
>>221135961whats stopping a middle-eastern terrorist from buying one of these and wishing for the pentagon to explode?
>>221136384there are virgins watching this movie that think he was a victim
>>221135961one tuna sub from jersey mike's
>>221135961Immortality as portrayed in the DB/DBZ franchise (which includes agelessness and at least some level of invulnerablilty).Or Code from Code Geass. Same as above, but I can bestow superpowers on others while also being immune to them myself.
>>221135961Every breeding-age female begins to have their breasts grow larger whenever they are near me.Zero upper limits and the speed of growth is dependent on proximity
>>2211361361. there are no ethnic muslims2. "would magically" what?
>>221137132>breeding-age femaleAnon, the youngest recorded birth was by a 5-year-old...
>>221135961Is this movie baby's first yandere experience?
>>221137750Outlier cases don't change what the general safer/normal breeding age window is for most women
A billion other wishes ;)
>>221137132Some of them will get too big very quickly
>>221135961Faster than light and/or interdimensional travel becomes possible. If it ends up involving demonic shit that I didn't explicitly ask for, that's fine and fitting and probably still beneficial for humanity in the long run
>>221135961I wish for all 7 dragon balls so I can get 3 more wishes without any monkey paw shenanigans
>>221135961I wish for the extinction of all life.
>>221138138I also wish that I wouldn't need to wait for my post deletion to be accepted when I notice that I forgot to attach a picture to it.
>>221135961A hand gun, then you can get many things.
>>221136135you get five billions with a handful of free problems as a bonus
a better movie
>>221138216WISH GRANTED
Every woman on earth is really into feederism
>>221138280They end up insatiable…and huge
>>221136114Agree. Movie was too fourth wall breaking. It almost worked
>>221138164The litch was the only good thing in zoomer Adventure Time
>>221135961a normal sized penis because bitches legit get scared of what I'm packing and leave me blueballed, there really is such a thing as too big and it's actually the worst because if it was too small then I could at least fuck midget bitches or something
>>221138138I wish for finn and jake to go home
I wish for a cup of coffee
>>221136041wish this nigga lived to 300 years old
>>221135961can anyone please give me summary of the tv reaction to these movie? it only opened here these weekend so i had to stay away from the threads till now
500 cigarettes
I wish for all the powers of Superman, no weakness, immortality, and the ability to end my life whenever I please.
A lab grown real biological pocket pussy with vibration
>>221136261Wasn’t a monkeys paw. Fat boy wished for a billion dollars and got just that instead of a billion Zimbabwe dollars
>>221135961I wish that me,my wife, and daughter all have long happy lives and be the best people we can be <3
i would wish for a cool spectral horse like torrent in elden ring. this would be very convenient and practical, without turning me into a god or making me insanely overpowered, and thus making life lose all meaning.
>>221136188Whatever you wish for, in the end, it’s always about women. You wish to be rich? Because rich men can get any woman they want. You wish for immortality? The longer you live, the more women you can fuck. And so on.That’s just how life is. Unless you’re one of those “asexual” retards, everything you do or want ultimately comes down to fucking women and passing on your genes. There’s nothing pathetic about it. It’s pure biological instinct.
>>221135961I wish to own my childhood home and the land it sits on.And I never want to lose it like where the city, government, private company, etc try to eminent domain my ass and take it from me. Or the property taxes become too expensive for me to pay. Etc etc etc.
>>221139676Wish granted, the foundation is cracked and all your load bearing walls are infested with termites. Also house is haunted by grandad
I wish every post I make on 4chan ends with dubs or better
>I wish for world peace >drops a giant boulder on me
>>221139724GRANDAD?
>>221135961Every granted wish comes from a place of evil and darkness, and the wish you ask for will never be the wish you want, as the forces of darkness will grant you your wish, but it will have additions you never anticipated or wanted, and that will ultimately lead to your destruction.
>>221139788Yeah your dad’s dad. The old man that taught you how to French kiss.
>>221136064>Try and twist that, wish cuntsThe bolt on slowly poison her and she withers and dies before your very eyes and there's nothing anyone can do to heal her.
>>221139793Really? Because when the one guy wished for a billion dollars, a billion dollars instantly spawned with no side effects.
>>221139446Granted. You have a global average sized penis (reminder Indians and East Asians are the most common people) Enjoy the shrimp dick anon
>>221139828>with no side effects.In time. In time.
>>221137877You fucking faggot you just created 40k asshole
>>221135961I would wish to have my limbs removed and make me as small as a maggots,small enough to fit into inde navarette asshole and vaginal folds.I would make something like 12 hours inside inde asshole and 12 hours inside inde vaginal fold and the loop continues till inde dies of old age and yeah i only get my sustenance through inde navarette smegma,vaginal fluid,urine, period blooods and her warm feces literally anything my goddess may consider her bodily waste.
I'd wish to get treated like normal just for one day, to walk into a store and have the greeter say "hello" instead of just look past you.
>>221135961Anytime I ask a woman to have sex with me, she will.
>>221135961>>221137877I wish for the uncensored blood orgy scene of this film to be discovered and posted for everyone to see
>>221136041same. i'm so tired.
>>221135961Instant death
>>221135961Buckaroo Banzai against the World Crime League got made and released.
>>221135961>What are we wishing for?Sex with Bear.
>>221135961british feet in my mouth
I LOVE YOU BEAR
I wish for 10 random atoms in Vlodimir Zelenskys body to gain electrons
>>221136064>Try and twist that, wish cuntsWhy do people monkeys paw thisits not a monkeys paw his wish is just retarded
>>221135961All the powers of Superman but none of the weaknesses.
>>221140717i wish to be his son's boyfriend
>>221140669Because they fail to grasp that "wishing for love" has always been off limits because it's fucked up.It's even in the movie Aladdin. Against the rules to wish for someone to fall in love with you.It's nothing new. Forcing someone to love you via wish is inhuman.
>>221136041>your name gets instantly legally changed to "dead"
>>221140785Stfu you cringe nigger,fuck off to reddit.
That life on Earth becomes literal paradise for all living beings. No way this can be turned in something negative.
>>221141026paradise for me is to see people suffer
>>221141093So your perception will be modified in a way that you think they are. But most people will live in actual paradise.
>>221135961I wish to be killed. I don't care how, as long as it's quick.
>>221141428and painless. please, i'm so tired.
>>221140750Nah, it's the most human thing you can do
>>221141026what about people who think raping children is paradise?
>>221136135>Didn't specify a currency codeEnjoy your Zimbabwe dollars anon
>>221141596those aren't people
>>221136041>>221140362There was just a thunderstorm and I sat out under a tarp not caring if I got hit. One of those storms where the bolts are so close it's blinding when it lights the sky up and the thunder has no sound travel delay. It made me realize just how tired I really am. Is getting hit by lightning the best way to Pascal's wager maxx so you don't go to hell for sui? Assuming you don't just become a veggie
>>221135961infinite amount of "one wish willows"
>>221139834you will never be white or a woman, nigger tranny
I wish I was a little bit taller I wish I was a baller I wish I had a girl with big boobs I would call her
>>22113596115 inches.
>>221142063You get a permaboner that needs medical attention
>>221136041Based, same
>>221141903Granted, you and all of existence are buried to death under the crushing weight of infinite wishing willows
>>221135961I wish GRO was real.
>>221135961I wish that the world would become a better place and that all people would be more empathetic, sympathetic, kind and understanding of eachother. All human beings would work together in order to be better and create a better world.Also a neutron bomb gets dropped on India and Israel.
>>221135961"I wish for Hitler to return with an army of Elves from Agartha and execute all Jews browns and leftoids, and then establish a 10 million year Reich and also every sensitive young man gets an elf wife"
>>221142344If you do the "also" part first you can achieve the former too. Two birds one stone.
I wish for Inde Navarette to love me to a normal, and non obsessed romantic degree, while also not engaging in any psychotic behaviour directed towards me or herself
>>221135961Endless hate.Endless fear.Endless hope.Endless lust.Now and forever, for everyone on this planet.
>>221135961Between the ages of 18 and 50, any man that does not have sex with a women for a full year turns into a fertile woman. I have solved the incel problem.
>>221143339I've got some fantastic news for you anon
>>221142448I would like a racist elf wife.
>>221135961I want all women to die immediately
>>221140750This is a Hollywood goblina we're talking about here
I wish for a million more wishes
I wouldn't wish for anything, because God's will is perfect. If I wish for something it would mean that I believe I know what's better for my salvation, more than God.
>>221143652>3 out of 4Not close enough.
>>221141691being intentionally reckless with your life in the hopes you die is a sin regardless
>>221135961If I was being clever, I'd ask for the winning lottery numbers for the next MegaMillions written in Arabic numerals, in order they will appear in the drawing, on a piece of paper I will provide using a sharpie I have likewise placed beside the paper. Wishing for a simple billion seems dangerous because the IRS *will* investigate some tax bracket goy suddenly getting a (quite literal) windfall, while getting lucky on the lottery is completely normal.
>>221144657>implying goys are actually allowed to win lotteries
>>221144814A certain jeff winning the loterie was an eye opening moment.
>>221143660Everyone will have a racist elf wife unless they don't want one in which case they will be shot.
>>221135961i wish for zoomers to stop posturing like they're hot shit simply because someone around their age made a mediocre horror-comedy flick. it's really pathetic
>>221146129Of all of the things in this world to be upset about, this has to be the most pathetic one I've ever heard.
>>221135961Terminator series reboot starting at T3.
>>221136064>Try and twist that, wish cuntsShe's not a virgin
>>221142344>that all people>in the back of your mind you don't consider non-whites to be people>whites become even bigger cucks than they already are>no more racist right wingers to oppose the hordes of shitskins flooding their countries>Israeli and Indian diaspora enslave whites to rebuild their shitholes
>>221146466i'm not upset at all, just kind of annoyed after weeks of this petty generational warfare bullshit. you sound kind of upset though, are you good?
>>221143660She's a racist but will still fuck anything that walks
>>221135961I wish rabies stopped existing.
>>221136041You don't need to make a wish for that to happen. Nothing is stopping you from killing yourself.
>>221135961I wish to be the best cook in the world. Not doing it for fame or money. I just want to be able to know how to cook desu. Also I don't want any plot twists where I want to cook humans and become a cannibal or where I develop a taste for eating bugs, feces, dead animals, cum, or urine.
>>221140358It's probably pretty disappointing. Just more of the same stuff we've already seen.
>>221136064Her jewish handlers take personal offence and go out of their way to destroy your life.You're dead in three weeks.
>>221141026there are no longer any living beings
>>221136188This, just wish for money & the women will follow cause they are all whores
>>221135961the ability to pay for anything with an i.o.u
>>221135961I ain't wishing shit. I live by my choices and the hand I'm dealt. I'm not a goddamn coward.
>>221141903You get ONE wish. You've wished for endless unbreakable sticks.
>>221135961The revoking of women's rights.
>>221135961I wish I was in a loving, stable, happy marriage with the actress Chase Infiniti, and that she loved me greatly but not in an obsessive way.That wish should work out okay, rite?
>>221136034>Become a stick
>>221135961I wish you have a good day
>>221135961For this fucking film to come out in Yurop already. Last 1.5 months I've been watching an endless stream of these threads passing me by, w/o being able to join in
>>221141568>>221141428would wishing for non-existence work?
complete, mental control of matter, space and time.if that's too OP, just matter; i.e. change anything into anything, move stuff at will.if that's still too OP, the ability to choose whether i'm ageing forwards or backwards.and if that's too far, to be generally happier.
