What the fuck was his problem?
>>221136077He’s based beyond belief.
He looks completely different without a mustache
>>221136077I like '71 Grandpa Joe. Jack Albertson did a great job as him. I also liked him as Amos Slade from The Fox and the Hound.
>>221136077Wonka was being a cocksucker and deserve to be told.
>>221136134Yeah that is quite the transformation, he looks like Elvis.
>>221137136That's not him, retard, he's the one staring directly at the camera
>>221136134Moustaches seem to be a thing that comes and goes, but I stand by my view that, regardless fo styles and eras, some guys were just meant to have them because they look goofy as fuck without them, and other guys weren't and look goofy as fuck with them.
>>221136077Lack of clitoris to lick. Seriously, watch the clip of him licking that wall of candy, it's ridiculous they left that in.
>>221137136motherfucker you stole my joke
>>221136077he was a hylic
>>221137234???
>>221136077fuck this gay ass reddit opinion. he's 96 and a half years old. If he was in bed for 20 years he was 76 can't he retire and rest ever? all he ate was cabbage water he was practically free to keep alive. The other grandparents are way, way bigger cunts especially in the great glass elevator. His own wife wouldn't share any of the wokavite with him so they could be young again together. The true hero of the story though are Dahl's descriptions of the gloop family and how fat they are.
>>221137177But they're all staring directly at the camera. I can't make out what they're saying without sound though
>>221137289You don't lick a lollipop that fast, or ice cream. it's how you eat pussy and nothing else.
>>221137295didnt wonka have a mars hotel and aliens or something similar in that book
>>221137344it was more of a mars epstein island
>>221137344It was an orbital hotel, and it wasn't Wonkas.
I try to live like Grandpa Joe desu,
>>221136077He was a boomer.
>>221137334
>>221138741No, he was part of "the greatest generation" not a boomer. I swear you niggas are dumb as fuck.
>>221136134This movie was so fucking weird. Like that part where Elvis goes full foot fetish and has a song about feet.
>>221137136
>this 55 year old kino flick plays randomly last night on New Zealand national TV>suddenly a thread about it on /tv/yea i knew i was being gangstalked. I'm coming for you all. Be very afraid...
>>221136077he had lumbago
>>221136077He no eat the stink fart
>>221140896ligmabago
>>221136077Lost his job to some foreigner, and the big wig was rubbing it in all day singing gay ass songs and killing random children
>>221137334Wtf Grandpa Joe?! I knew he was evil. I miss the IMDB forum days. There was a new thread about it every week.
>>221136077The whole "Grandpa Joe is evil" is a great example of Predditors being braindead retardsJoe was obviously depressed if you see the movie, he literally sings about how his whole life until he got the golden ticket was abject misery and catastrophe, his family is starving to death and he lacks a single real achievement in life. It's no fucking wonder the dude didn't want to get out of bed
>>221141100Sulking in bed while your family starve isn't exactly noble.
>>221141121And what can he do exactly? He's 90 years old, probably frail as shit due to his bad diet and lack of movement for years, has no experience so he can't really work anywhere, etcHe genuinely cannot do anything, that's why he's so overjoyed when Charlie gets the ticket, it's the one opportunity life has finally given his family to get out of the hellhole they're in
