That you shouldn’t be tricked into watching a terrible movie just because "critics" were paid off to give it good reviews

>>221143853
Don't pour a dozen cremated baby spiders into your piss hole using a plastic straw and a tiny funnel.

>>221143895
94% audience rating by the way

Ask Nathan Fielder if you want to do a rehearsal and not your stupid friends.

The morale of the story is The Monkey's Paw by William Wymark Jacobs.

Not every film needs to have a moral faggot. Go back to kindergarten.

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>>221143853
Just be yourself bro, don't wish for girls to like you dawg because you know what if you just be yourself they'll like you for being yourself
Trust me

>>221144081
At some point you have to be yourself, or do you want to be someone else for the rest of your life?Then you'd be freaky Nikki.

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>>221143853
The moral of the story is don't use magical items to make people love you, its probably not going to turn out well

>>221143853
Ask for a billion like the other guy. Now he gets any woman he wants

>>221144174
OR just wish for it to turn out well with an "and and AND I want it to turn out well with no crazy yandere shit."
Bam, how hard was that.

>>221144230
He got shot in the face.

>>221143853
New gen feminine minded zoomer "creatives" ruin an old short story

>>221144118
What if myself is a mumbling autist
Any game genie codes for that?

>>221144253
>AND
that makes it two wishes, faggot

>>221144445
If you don't like it you could try to change that aspect of yourself.

>>221144230
Just wish for the powers of Superman or something like that.

>>221144509
>gets hit by kryptonite meteor

>>221144174
yeah, just like any genie story
that shit had no practical application
a waste of time

>>221143853
I been watchin clips of this and the comments are like "wow this is horrible! this is scary!" there are titles for vids like "why the bedroom scene scares you" and I don't see it? its not scary and every time she looks "creepy" I wanna stuff my rock hard cock down her throat I liked her acting but the guy was a beta dork

>>221143853
Don't date a BPD girl especially if they are Latina. That is a double dose of crazy

>>221144610
and the billionaire gets hit by the IRS so what? fuck you.

>>221144941
IRS doesnt care as long as you file your taxes.

>>221144972
well they do now! I wished for it! fuck you

Don't feel any passion for women unless you're rich

>>221143853
Man i wish every time she takes a shit her feces directly teleports right into my mouth without she knowing

That BPD girls are SEXO until it's unbearable and you want yourself out of the equation.

>>221143853
be very precise when wishing something

>>221143853
>What's the moral of the story?

nice guys who think they are entitled to another person just because of their own feelings, while not considering the other person's feeling, and hijacking a friendship to do so, are bad.

>>221143853
Don't know, didn't watch.

>>221143853
I could fix her.

man bitches be crazy and shit lol!

The reddit feminists moral take of the flick is that male desire is demonic bad bad evil and man should never express their wants unless asked before by women.

>>221145002
based

>>221143853
That he should have made her do ass to mouth and be into the pissing and vomiting, if he truly wanted her to love him. The "demon" was only bringing out what was already inside her, a side of her that she was afraid to show the world, and he rejected that side of her.

>>221145002
Patrician taste

>>221143853
Always wish for multiple wishes.

>>221144445
Then you understand why girls don't like you and you should consider making yourself more attractive

No real moral, but the movie obviously is a take on toxic codependent relationships and insane abusive BPD girls.
But the supernatural aspect being confirmed, makes the message muddled as the MC is clearly just a supernatural rapist.
I think the movie would have worked better if you take out some of the more insane "supernatural" shit (her smiling at the door all day) and introduce her actually being genuinely manipulative, talking shit about him behind his back to the others to make them cut him off and make him isolated and things like that.
Then also have it never confirmed if the "wish" is real or not, did he just start dating an insane BPD psycho who is really just using him to get back at his friend, or did his wish get granted.
Most the shit she did was pretty obvious BPD behaviour, making scenes in public, lying then playing victim and going on the offensive when caught, extreme violent levels of obsession and possessiveness and jealousy, standing at the end of the bed watching the person as they sleep etc. If you've dated BPD psychos you've experienced all this shit.

>>221145129
I love the unironic weekend pick up artists on r/television

>>221143956
Most of them are bots used for marketing and trick people into watching it. You don't even have to prove you have watched the movie and you can still rate it 100 out of 100.

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>>221143853
Never ever ever go for latinas no matter how tempting it may be. There is always a life-ruining catch of some sort; they're the animate monkey paws of the female species.

>>221143853
All women are whores

>>221145018
How would you fix her pissing, shitting, and vomiting all over herself and the place whenever you are not in the room with her? How would you fix her stabbing herself in the face? The screaming? Taping the door? Her killing people? Serving your dead

>>221145367
Even you're mom?!

>>221145338
Just don't lose frame.
Nerdy white guys can't handle it because they need to be "equal" to their partner and think it's okay to be emotional, Latinas like many other non-whites get the ick from everything that isn't power and confidence.

>>221143853
She looks like late career lela star (not good)

>221145245
He asked a question and I gave an answer, you fucking faggot. Never reply to me again.

>>221143853
Just wish for sex next time.

>>221143853
>What's the moral of the story?
that bear should have wished for a 10-inch dong and then sent Nikki a picture of it

>>221145674
he could have just wished himself to be 1a 10/10 guy

>>221143853
Stupid people will watch anything

>>221145689
it could have use the same principles of the movies except he is the one who is not in control of his body when he is around women

>>221143853
dont use AI to feed into you delusions

>>221143853
It's a cautionary tale on women's 'obsession' with social media.

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>>221143853
Femanon here with some truth: The movie is about guys that cant move on when they need to move on. If you have to enslave someone to make yourself happy, you are selfish. You can tell yourself all the incel bullshit you want to try an justify your shitty actions, but if you have to force someone to do something for your own happiness, then you are straight up selfish and you deserve the pain that happens in the movie.

>>221144118
Honestly, you'd be pretending to be someone better than yourself, so what's wrong with becoming what you're pretending to be at that point?
>t. pretended to be less of an asshole to get girls and somehow became it

>>221143853
Nothing. Just yandere for normies, no meaning, no end, everyone dead.
That's how every "deep" zoomer movie will turn out

>>221145418
ESPECIALLY anon's mom.

>>221143853
I won't watch this slop. No matter how many time you post it. Same with Day of Deception and Hail Hitler Mary

>>221143853
Bitches be crazy

>>221145792
>but if you have to force someone to do something for your own happiness
women were happier before they had equal rights, libtarded women like you want everyone to be less happy just so that you can feel in control.
You just described yourself.

>>221144610
Doesn’t kill Superman in the film

>>221145010
>friendship
>between two breeding age people of opposite sexes
If you believe in such a thing YOU are the problem.

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>I wish my nostrils had a wormhole directly to Nikki's feet at all times

Behead every zoomer

>>221145216
> the MC is clearly just a supernatural rapist
This interpretation is totally inane considering the 2nd oldest profession for women besides prostitution is as witches who primarily made love potions for other women to try and seduce men they wanted to marry

Bitches be trippin'

>>221145792
You’re an idiot

>>221143853
Its a really simple monkey paw story we'll directed.

>>221146071
>*finishes cracking it entirely*
HAHAHA M-MY WISH NOW

>>221145792
you can only see the shiny gasoline that floats atop the water

I know manga/anime is frowned upon here, but. to quote Skullknight in Berserk. "What you want, may not be what she wants" He wanted this perfect vision.

>>221143853
The moral is that you can automatically bump the quality and enjoyment of your movie by a few stars just by having an actual attractive lead actress instead of a whale, negress, or troon.

Will Hollywood absorb this moral? Almost certainly not.

>>221143853
Is Inde the best face actor in Hollywood? Even her smile on that poster is captivating.

>>221147075
Plus, a good looking actress who can also act.

How the fuck did Bear fuck this up so badly?
All he had to do was love her and not fuck up.
Or make a better wish that doesn't monnkey paw you

Coming home from work and washing the shit off my gf's legs honestly sounds romantic.

>>221143853
It's misandrist propaganda

>>221143853
Don’t be an incel.

>>221143895
>>221145263
man, give it a rest bud, attaching yourself so hard to a bad faith opinion just isnt good for your mental health

>>221144306
That had nothing to do with his wish

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>I wish for a billion dollars
Okay here is a billion dollars created out of thin air and dropped right in front of you.
>I wish she loved me
Erm sorry but instead of triggering dopamine chemicals whenever she looks at you, we actually replaced her consciousness with some mentally deficient demon. Also btw, we actually did not even fully replace her, she is locked up in mental jail hell and sometimes she can escape and control her body too and act even crazier lol.

Really?

>>221144230
>>221147368
>>221147385
There wasn't enough time to show the consequences of his wish but the Willow definitely sicked the IRS on his ass; way worse than some chick feeding you your dead cat

>>221143853
>hey what about a horror movie about having a crazy girlfriend
>also we'll make an incel wish for it with a monkeypaw plot device

>>221147385
The idea of dopamine was invented by scientists to diminish your faith in the human soul. It doesn't exist.

>>221147385
>>I wish she loved me
That's what not what he said though.

>>221143853
How the fuck would I know? There's no torrent out for it.

There is no moral, what is this, one of those educational kids fairy tales?

The movie is made with marketing and getting people into the cinema in mind. It is supposed to shock and make people talk about it afterwards, for word of mouth effect. What would you have done in this situation, who is the really the baddie in the plot etc.

so they obviously have left it unanswered: the girl is bad for having wished death upon the guy she has friendzoned for years. the guy is bad for not having been honest with his feelings and "forcing" the girl to love him, even if he did not really believe his wish would come true. at the end you have nice guys and the metoo crowd shitting at each other with memes from this movie and thus viral market it for free.

>>221143853
Just saw this last night. Going in I had no preconceptions, I thought it would a psych-horror thing. I was disappointed 20 minutes in when it revealed itself to be a monkey's paw tale. It was funny, I'll give it that. Its like a 6/10 realistically. The problem w/ a horror movie like Obsession is that women's IRL behavior in 2026 is more horrifying than any Hollywood movie.

>>221145338
>they turn into fat goblins
>they scream about how racism is bad but everything needs to be their race
>they have hair on their backs and asscracks

>>221147385
This bothered me as well. Its demonstrated for some the monkey's paw wish works out perfectly fine. But our main character is incel so the solution is to fucking kill himself. Horror movies need rules, etc etc.

>>221145792
i want to enslave you using a wish for fun

Just a long Twilight Zone episode. Bear should have just wished to become more attractive, confident, and funny around women.

id wish for only women and me to have access to 4chan

>>221144926
How can you tell?

>>221145263
its comfortable to just dismiss everyone that rated the movie as bots isnt it?

>>221145263
Horror movies get an artificial genre boost, as it the most popular genre outside of summer blockbusters rn. Its also going to get a huge boost from critics as they see it as "le incel bad" tale.

Women are literal demons from hell

>>221145216
>Then also have it never confirmed if the "wish" is real or not, did he just start dating an insane BPD psycho who is really just using him to get back at his friend, or did his wish get granted.
This is what I thought was going to unfold after the car scene w/ MC making his wish, because she was clearly giving him opportunities to confess to her.

>>221144174
It was turning out perfect until he started questioning her about her fake dad story. Dude should've just kept pretending and enjoy his loyal demonic fuck doll.

>>221143853
>Ugh, why didn't I ask her out there, I'm such a doofus... I wish for LOVE lol
>You evil, sick twisted bastard. Kill urself.
Roll credits.

>>221144253
>"and and AND I want it to turn out well with no crazy yandere shit."
thats like adding "make no mistakes" to claude code lmao

>>221143853
why didnt he just buy another wish willow and wish the crazy girl lived on the sun or some shit?

>>221148507
He tried. You only get 1 wish. The stick turns unbreakable if you try again. But a different person can use their wish to cancel yours.

>>221143853
Don't be so good at eating ass

People are so tired of kike slop they will watch some nonsense made by a youtube comedy guy.

>>221148690
Bot post.

>221148732
You don't have to sign your posts here "anon", we know.

>>221148690
Movie is good. If your only criticism is ''it was made by a youtube guy'', your post is worthless.

>>221148803
I wasn't criticizing it at all. I was criticizing the state of movies and tv for like 20 years now. Of course people are going to see this dumbass movie. It was an actual organic creation unlike remakeslopfest or comic book man or whatever.
The guy should stick to doing deadpan reactions on youtube shorts though. If you cry this hard because of someone else's opinion you are a bitchmade brown faggot so you might want to fix that.

>>221145792
You now remember Netflix's Cowboy Bebop

>>221145792
kwab post tits with timestamp or gtfo

>>221148863
>I wasn't criticizing it at all
Yes you did. You called it nonsense and dumb.
>If you cry this hard because of someone else's opinion you are a bitchmade brown faggot so you might want to fix that.
Ironic.

>>221143853
Latinx are evil

>>221148899
ah so you're just here to cry and shit your pants, got it ranjesh have a good one.

>>221143853
Rape is bad

>>221148969
>y-yeah well y-you are indian
I accept your concession.

>>221148984
But she was moaning. That means she liked it.

>>221145216

Spot on, my ex gf was self diagnosed bpd and did all these things.

>talked shit about me behind my back to make others hate me, usually before they had even met me
>made scenes around her friends to reinforce the narrative she had built up in private
>sudden acute amnesia when confronted with basic facts about her behaviour
>had a mental breakdown any time I get ANY attention from other women, especially ones she suspected liked me

If you think you want this in a girl, you dont. you probably just have low self esteem like me and either dont think you could do better, or like the idea of a girl loving you no matter how little you do to earn it. Learn from my mistake and run at the first sign of this behavior.

>>221149028
i did NOT mean to spoiler that, my bad lmao

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>>221148985

It's about instant gratification and AI.
>Movie has scenes of Bear using AI to ask about MDMA/friendzoning.
>Nikki generates an AI picture of them together. >Movie ends with an upside down television, meaning technology has turned over.

>>221149056
Its about... a Bad Idea.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/9i3Kz-wJYxw

>>221143853
>What's the moral of the story?
Incels don't deserve love and need to kill themselves

Zoomer's first wish gone bad movie

>>221149126
so like trannies?

>>221147829
Having her be a bpd psycho would actually be more scary.

>>221149056
>Sarah trying to get into art school but turned down, AI is fucking the arts
>Nikki acts like a cheap clone attempting to be human, like how different her face looks at night, how AI can never replicae a true human
>Nikki pisses on the floor, but not the toilet it's hard being a real human
>when Nikki kills Sarah, she tries drawing her tattoos on herself and smoking cigarettes like her as if she's trying to become her

Remember at the beginning of the movie how Ian mentions Andy Richter keeps a gun in the safe? When Nikki kills Sarah, she takes the body to the music store. She did this to get the gun in the safe. I think the movie is about gun violence and how your gun is more likely to kill ones you love than intruders.

>>221143853
that it was a monkey paw story and the director can bitch all he wants on social media that it's not but it is.

>>221149256
It isn't because he's not black, stupid.

>>221144253
>>221144509
>>221147962
She was literally transported into the shadow realm while a demon piloted her body like a flesh puppet. It's made obvious during the phonecall where the wishing willow representative asks bear if he wants to talk to her, and you then proceed to hear the real her crying over the phone; that's her locked away in whatever hellscape.

The latina lust for BWC knows no bounds but they will ruin a sensitive young man's life

>nikki fucked ian
>but friendzoned bear
>but played mindgames with bear and flirted with him
how can u leave this movie without thinking nikki pre-wish was evil?

>>221143853
Talk to women you have crushes on instead of being a creepy incel that resorts to witchcraft.

>>221145899
Horror movies used to have semi-happy endings, now it's nihilistic pig slop forever

>>221143895
It would have been a cult classic if it came out 30 to 40 years ago

But not now because it makes no sense and it's just incoherent cliches from the director

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>BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU WISH FOR

>>221143895
be careful bro. living in hate rots your soul inwardly to outwardly.

>>221149746
Zoomers would shit their pants if they had to watch the avarage goosebumps episode

>>221143853
I dont understand this movie

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>>221149869
Zoomies and brownoids would shit their pants at even the comedy stories like The Viper in Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark.
Hell these niggers would flip out at the covers kek

>>221143853
You can take an overused cliche and pretend its new

>>221143853
If you arent a 10/10 gigachad (or drug dealer) dont even think about talking to a woman

>>221143853
I felt like the message was
>Le ebil incels wish they had a girl that was smitten by them but you don't really want that because she would be clingy and fake
Which is a stupid female perspective, because guys love clingy girls.

That's one of the messages at least. The whole idea of her being trapped in there and not wanting to be with him was way more interesting to me. That actually worked on a horror level.

It was an alright movie. Kinda goofy but memorable.

>>221149995
The message was media is so bad now that a basic by the numbers plot with a bit of life to it will do big returns at the box office. It is so obvious even a youtube comedy guy can see it. Good use of his funds from being an eceleb really.

>>221143895
Holy based ^

Fuck bitches get money

>>221145792
Is that gif from the last Jedi?

>>221150012
Anyone else notice how butthurt rapists are by this movie?

>>221145216
I fuck a BPD hottie every few months and she's really not a bad factor in my life. She's honest that she never falls in love and fucks other guys. We came to an understanding.

>hey this movie isn't hollywood slop
>UH YOU'RE MAD
kek

>>221143895
>critics
literally NO ONE listens to or gives a fuck about critics anymore retard LMAO
this movie was word of mouth

>>221143853
You should pine for a whore

>>221149056
theres no way you didnt read my analysis on /hor/. should i post my takes on backrooms and undertone too?

>>221150183
I saw your bussy on /whore/

>Attempt to see this movie last night
>live in AZ
>every theater is sold out
Funny how that works

>>221144405
What's the old short story

Why are anon's insisting the wishing willow in this movie is some sort of monkey's paw or vindictive genie? There's absolutely no evidence that this is the case, especially when looking at Ian's wish or how the store clerks talk about the product. Bear's wish went terrible because his wish itself was terrible.

>>221144917
Well, the problem is that your an ADHD zoomer faggot watching clips and then acting confused. It's like me looking at the cover of a book and then annoyingly going, "This plot doesn't make much sense."

Much like the characters in this movie, you should kill yourself.

>>221143853
Latina's be crazy.

>>221145024
fucking reddit feminazis always saying "mind raping your friends is bad", so tired of their woke commie bullshit

>>221143853
That zoomer directors are very dedicated to ripping off stories already told a trillion times and that movies are a dead medium

>>221143853
why did the wish leave her subconscious in tact so she could communicate? did the writer think that having her just being a cock hungry psycho with no remorse would be bad?

>>221145216
>I think this horror movie should be entirely about a forced moral message rather than a fun supernatural horror film with a simple moral message that every normal person can understand intuitively.
Nice way to make it a financial flop. You work in Hollywood by any chance?

>>221146088
Women can also be rapists, yes.

>>221151835
Not if you're one of those places where rape is legally defined as "carnal knowledge" ie benis in bagina.

>>221147540
>the girl is bad for having wished death upon the guy she has friendzoned for years.
What the fuck are you talking about?

>>221148863
>The guy should stick to doing deadpan reactions on youtube shorts though.
You're confused, Baker usually played the ridiculous character. It's the other guy (the guy who played Ian in the film) he does the deadpan straight man reactions. Maybe get your FACTS straight before jumping into the conversation you little FAGGOT

>>221143853
always pick the fucking money and ignore femoids

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The moral is rapists should kill themselves.

>>221143853
He should told the truth and accepted the rejection

>>221152156
*have

>>221143853
Bear's primary sin is that he wishes to impose his will upon Nikki and take away her agency, and the rest of the story punishes him for this. Also the reason he gets a possessive controlling Nikki when he asks for "love" is because he doesn't have a mature concept of love himself, so the monkey's paw takes his definition. Ultimately he gets a cursed wish because he made it with an impure heart.

>>221152579
>he wishes to impose his will upon Nikki and take away her agency,
I see you're reposting twitter bait from some woman who misinterpreted everything

>>221149385
I didn't really like that implication as I find it way more horrifying to think that she is still the same Nikki rather than two Nikkis, because on some level she's conscious of this tug and pull in her mind. It's especially disturbing when the wish first activates and she seems to be aware that something has happened to her mind but she can't understand what.

>>221152623
no you don't, you chronically online schizo. I don't use twitter

>>221143853
>people will call you a rapist incel for wanting a girl to like you
>especially if she is a BPDemon psycho no one will give the slightest shit for what she put you through and in the end blame you for her actions even if it drives you to suicide

>>221143853
Bitches be crazy

>>221152623
In this case, the twitter foids are smarter than you because that's exactly what the movie is about. We see Nikki screaming in her hell dimension on the phone. She breaks out of the control several times in the film. If you didn't get this, then you are a midwit. The only thing the twitter lefties are wrong about is the idea that Bear intentionally tried to take her agency away. He didn't think the magic was real, he was just fucking around. But after the magic worked and he knew what happened, what did he do? He fucked her, told her to act normal, and when "real Nikki" asks him to kill her he just whines about being an unlovable incel.

This movie makes rapists seethe and that's a good thing.

>>221152638
Well regardless of whether you like it or not, that's exactly what the movie depicts.

>>221153387
Thanks for your reply, joyless faggot.

>>221153370
From what I’ve seen its less them not getting he didn’t realize it would work and kore on its face the wish was evil. Even if it was unserious he did make a wish to replace her agency. Not expecting it to work doesn’t matter as much as it being what he wanted in the first place.

>>221143853
You have to dick down crazy women so they get addicted to your dick

How will the inevitable Scary Movie 7 parody of this and Backrooms go?

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I'm unironically going to go see it in theaters again tomorrow for a second time. Hoping to catch something I didn't notice the first time. Matinee tickets are $13 and I have a $5 coupon from Fandango so I only ended up spending $8.

>>221154272
imagine 3some

>>221154360
sounds stinky

>>221145792
TRVTH NVKE. Bear was a fucking retard for fumbling Sarah and he got what he deserved.

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There’s a reason Fairy Godparents have to follow Da Rules for wish granting

Bears main sin was to be an indecisive faggot.
Think of when he makes the wish. He has every opportunity and chance to ask her out normally yet pussies out. This is why I never sympathises with him and that was clearly the intent. The lesson, if any is to be gleaned from it, is not to hesitate and fuck up your life with some quick fix bullshit.


Plus the fact he couldn't handle it showed he was weak. Real love should be raw and uncompromising so he clearly needed to fuck her better and treat her better so both the trapped inner her and the demon were satisfied. That or the inner self gave up/surrenderd herself to the fate of being his bred wife (the horror!)
Fuck bear. He could have also killed her and fled with the billion too right at the end. He had the gun after all and she wanted him to kill her etc. just had decisions all around on his part.

>>221149576

You clearly don't know women and how to pick up on their retarded signals. She wasn't flirting with Bear to get Ian jealous, it was obvious from the car ride to her house that she knew that Bear had a crush on her, but she didn't feel the same way and wanted to establish boundaries.

>>221154615
The chad move to play is not given a shit about women's head games and press on to what you want from them. That or he could have skipped the used goods and got the Asian chick but he was blind to her advances/didn't fancy her I guess.
Bear was an indecisive beta sperg and deserved what he got.

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>>221154360
They're not like that

>>221144081
The objectively superior girl in the movie did like him for being him though. He wasn't an incel out of options and wished for the only girl he ever knew to like him. He was just a simp who fell for a whore that was fucking his friend and it ruined his life.
The moral is that you should figure out who genuinely likes you before getting stuck in to a relationship.

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I kinda hated Sarah for waiting so long to tell Bear that she liked him because everything could've been avoided if she had told him before he made the wish, but I'm just realizing she probably expected to move far away for college so she figured what's the point. It wasn't until she had gotten turned down from so many schools and was expecting to stay in her hometown that she finally decided to tell him Nicki is a ho.

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>go to this movie
>zoomers in the row in front of me are SCROLLING SOCIAL MEDIA ON THEIR FUCKING PHONES
>WHILE THE FUCKING MOVIE IS PLAYING
society is going to be completely fucked when these retards take over

>>221155233
Oh yeah because the boomers have been doing a great job at running things

>>221155269
can't be worse than the retards that cannot focus on something that is supposed to be entertaining them

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>>221154272
>those quotes from reviews
It's amazing seeing people glazing this movie acting like they've never seen a horror movie before.

>>221143853
You can’t force love & will miss glaring opportunities for it if you have a oneitis attachment

Bear's mistake wasn't taking away her autonomy with the wish, his biggest mistake was pining after Freaky Nicky when he should've just fucked the cute moon-faced Asian chick instead.

>>221144480
I remember a flapjack episode where a siren says that kek

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>>221143853
Is this movie actually scary or is it more like a thriller. I don't like scary stuff but if it's just a lady being psychotic and trying to kill some guy, that's fine.

The morality of this movie is mind numbingly simple. The actual interesting work here is the compositional framing, use of shadows and pacing combined with it's sound effects. Really classically well made film.

>>221156069

It's more of a thriller.

>>221156069
It’s scary. Found it hard to sleep the night of watching it.

>>221156069
more horror than thriller but there are some thriller bits

>>221147599
He's shot in the head shortly after getting the billion dollars.

>>221156160
>>221156203
I shan't be seeing it then.

Two parts Nikkis subconcious/real self comes out is when he is pounding away at her where she is a dead lay and when she reads her incest version of hansel & gretel cause she feels like fucking her brother, not a lover

>>221143853
legalize prostitution

>>221143853
Don’t obsess over other people. Find happiness internally not externally

>>221154669

>The chad move to play is not given a shit about women's head games and press on to what you want from them.

Which is exactly what Nikki did when she confronted Bear and ask him if he liked her, because she intended to shoot him down and clearly define their relationship. But he was too beta to be honest with her.

>That or he could have skipped the used goods and got the Asian chick but he was blind to her advances/didn't fancy her I guess.

Nikki hinted to Bear that Sara liked him and that he should giver her a chance. But you are correct, that he was too blinded by his obsession with Nikki to consider any other chick.

>Bear was an indecisive beta sperg and deserved what he got.

100%. But Nikki was the innocent party, destroyed by his obsession and inability to be honest with her and himself.

>>221154742
They will be…with my one wish willow

>>221143853
never tell a grill you like eating pussy she might take it literally

>>221156488
lol

>>221156069
Some scenes have me anxiety bad but I was beside the sound system in theater

>>221156413
I saw a good theory that it was Nikki from a different timeline that was obsessed with bear.

>>221147385
Well the guy that got a billion dollars did get shot in the head 5 minutes later.

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>>221147669
Bro if you wouldn't wish for your oneitis your gay.

>>221147385
it’s the same reason why the genie in Aladdin couldn’t grant wishes that made people fall in love with you

>>221144081
I mean if Bear had been getting his dick regularly wetted by Sara's pussy would be have been the same miserable sack of shit he was?

>>221145216
This actuallt happens? Some guys get all the luck

>>221145372
I dunno. People who have dogs manage lol

>>221143895
fpbp

>>221143853
Incel losers deserve to be alone and should probably just kill themselves rather than burden the rest of society with their pathetic existence.

>>221143895
FPBP

Obsession is the B-plot of a much better movie that you didn’t get to see. It’s like if Back to the Future was only about Marty having incestuous sex with his mom and ignored the overarching narrative entirely.

>>221157195
Idk what an "incel loser" is, as I have bounced back and forth between being a slayer and a total shut in not talking to other humans for months. Also, the most pussy I've smashed was when I was a total loser and fuck up. It's kinda crazy how you and I have virtually opposite views on morality, success, and optics.

>>221151695
The whole film I was wondering what the store owner and the guy on the customer support line wished for.

maybe being an incel isnt so bad

>>221143853
Dating an average guy is equivalent to demonic possession for a modern woman

>>221157836
Customer support guy probably wished for the "I wanna have the power of the one wish Willow" or something and got stuck as an eternal customer service agent LMAO

>>221147414
it’s not a monkey paw. bear’s wish only went wrong because it was a selfish and retarded wish to begin with.

>>221150055
Disgusting. Imagine sticking your dick in that knowing your tip is sloshing another guy's jizz around. Actually gay now that I think about it

That this movie filters incels

>>221145216
>>221149028
Where do you even find BPD girls? My body count is in the high 20s and I never got any of these. I kinda wanna try it just once

>>221143853
this is foidslop

>>221145010
shut up cunt

>>221145792
>make a wish
>ERMMM YOU'RE RAPING MEEEEEEEE!!!
shut up cunt
>>221149603
shut up cunt
>>221152156
shut up cunt
>>221157195
>>221158315
wrong, but thanks for confirming this movie is foidslop

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Finally saw it. I really liked it overall, probably even loved it, but I definitely have some issues with it.
I think my biggest problem is the fact that it doesn't ease into the story. Instead of starting off like a quirky, Hughes-esque romance movie like it seems from the opening scene before turning into something entirely different when Bear finds out about the cancer ruse, the movie just rushes into horror elements really fast to where we can see where it's going too soon. We never really get a sense of who these characters are, where they are, or what their relationships to each other are. This definitely corrects itself in the second half of the film somewhat but the world of these characters feels strangely claustrophobic, which is an issue I have with most films now.
There's also some cliches I don't care for, especially in the middle of the film. It doesn't make sense that Nikki doesn't move like a normal person and has those jittery, fast horror movements. She's at her scariest when she's doing typical mentally ill things like pissing and shitting on the floor in place, screaming at Bear, making the cat sandwich, freaking out in public, self-harming, having her Stepfather-esque lucid moments in her sleep, and killing Sarah and Ian. It just comes across as a tad bit of immersion-breaking hackery expected of a Blumhouse film that takes me out of the atmosphere a bit.
I'm also divided on certain aspects. I'm torn on the deliberately eclectic setting: sometimes it feels like the Rust Belt, other times like the Upper Midwest, sometimes like the South, and other times like the Southwest. I feel like a story like this would be most effective in somewhere like Allentown PA or Rochester NY, areas where there's lots of Young White men getting by in dilapidated, aging, desperate areas where lots of Hispanics are moving in, perhaps making the movie more of a commentary on the freefall of the Rust Belt and flyover America from the PoV of young PT1

PT2
White men trapped in a Beau Is Afraid-type psychological hurt locker where they're trying to make the most of a bad situation only to make it worse the way moving makes you sink faster in quicksand. Perhaps you could even tie in opioid usage somewhere in there given the film seems to consistently hint at that but never knows what to do with it until the end.
I'm also a bit divided on the willow itself. I feel like the film would be far more disturbing and engrossing if she simply started acting like this out of nowhere, leaving him completely in the dark about her behavior and how it works, though I will admit that it does make the ending really special. "I wish for a billion dollars" is probably one of the best lines of any film from this decade, and I highly encourage anyone interested in this movie to see it just for that scene alone. I probably would have cut it out entirely to make the ending all the more tragic and more of a Stepfather-type thing given I weirdly feel like that's the film most similar to this one in terms of structure, themes, and aesthetic.
Overall though, very good and very timely film. It was really only a matter of time before a film like this was made and I'm glad that unlike Eddington it's becoming a hit instead of a cult classic. Hollywood will probably learn all the wrong lessons from it, but at least it's proof that some Zoomer creatives are finally getting their feet in the door. May it be the beginning of a neo-Hollywood resurgence we all desperately want and need.
Also one last thing, fuck Hollywood producers for once again never showing female nudity and always showing man ass whenever there's a sex scene in a film with erotic themes. It's a horror movie for fucks sake, unless it's gay I want to see some fucking tits and girl ass too, Romeo and Juliet figured this out in 1968 that the best sexual films have male and female nudity alike to cover all the bases.

>>221144055
Name one film and I will ask AI whats its moral

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>>221155511
>It's amazing seeing people glazing this movie acting like they've never seen a horror movie before.
I rarely watch horror movies because I'm a pussy who hates getting scared. The last horror movie I saw in theaters was the Frighteners, and that barely counts as a horror movie. I like the premise and made an exception for Obsession. Also anons were hyping this movie up on the board months before it even came out and that convinced me to give it a chance.

>>221143853
The moral of the story is don't be a little BITCH
Tell a girl how you feel about her

Zoomer vs. Older gen divide very clear itt

>>221155511
He's right tho. There're some really nice shots in the movie. Which you'd know if you'd actually watched the movie instead of malding about people enjoying it

>>221143853
This chick is ugly

>>221143895
Fibbity

>>221159379
>ugly
She's not ugly she's just an average Mexican from a flyover state. The main guy isn't much of a looker either and they're pretty much looksmatched.

>>221143853
The moral is literally "be careful what you wish for." As others have extrapolated, the underlying message is being friends with a BPD girl and dating her are two entirely different experiences.

>>221159379
I think she's really cute

>>221158845
Yeah but the guy from dead meat could get offended.

What are the rules? Can you screw others if you wish something positive for them?
>"I wish anona to fall in love with anon!"
>anon life is ruined

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>>221156069
I'm a scaredy cat and I only got scared during one scene (pic related). The movie is very anxiety inducing. I saw it early at 10am and felt anxiety the entire day. I unironically sat in my car for a bit after I left the theater hoping to calm down a little bit before driving.

>>221143853
There is no moral. It's just a reminder to zoomoid men that they aren't entitled to womyn's love or attention, that if you desire womyn you're a disgusting creep beta if she doesn't reciprocate. And for womyn, it's the perfect movie to match their psychosis since it tells them that nice guys are actually evil fucking rapist bastards only interested in your body.

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>>221160055
That's an absolutely unhinged interpretation of the movie. Is this all your life is now? Seeing everything through this lens?

>>221149576
>but friendzoned bear
Bear was a pussy to scared to actually make a move in the first place.

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>>221154272
God I love latinas so much it's unreal

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>>221159692
For me it's all the shadow play that gets me. Having her be obscured in the shot and then doing some slight movement to get the viewer's attention; this shit activates my lizard brain like nothing else...

>>221160093
Hope she sees this bro

I hope they make a porn parody of this movie so that Freaky Nikki can FUCK SARAH INTO SUBMISSION.
Everyone can still die in the end, though. That's hot in any movie.

>>221160238
It'll probably end up being VR. For some reason all parodies are coming out in VR nowadays like Stranger Things, Severance, etc. It's retarded. I refuse to believe that many coomers watch in VR.

latina gf

>>221160204
That's just not healthy, man. I'm looking out for you.

>>221160330
VR porn is the biggest usecase for VR

>>221160055
/thread

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>>221145966
>>221146104
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>>221148892
Incels are easy to bait

>>221143853
That obssessing over a latina is based af

>>221143895
lemme guess
you think mando and grogu is a good movie

>>221160836
>i was only pretending to be retarded

>>221147385
>Okay here is a billion dollars created out of thin air and dropped right in front of you.
I half expected huge amount of money or maybe even gold bars to just drop on his head , killing him.

>>221147423
Now that's a schizo theory I can get behind

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>>221147562
>The problem w/ a horror movie like Obsession is that women's IRL behavior in 2026 is more horrifying than any Hollywood movie.
Lol this. while Nikki is definetly very creepy and unsettling you can easily deal with her. Just put her in psychitric ward or at worst kill her because she is a woman.
Nothing compares to IRL where woman, the person you potentially trust the most in the world, can betray you on a whim, while taking half of your shit in the process, make your children hate you and make friends and family to abandon you. Now thats real horror.

are there any good torrents of this movie? by the time it’s supposed to get to my city I have to go on a trip somewhere it definitely won’t be playing. Would rather see it on the big screen but seems unlikely

>>221160071
based

>>221149385
So what?

>>221155123
Uhm who said Bear liked Sarah though?

>>221144230
1 billion is middle class in 2026, you'd pull a 6/10 at best

>>221145792
kys ugly whale

>>221143853
For me the moral was I need to have more balls. I didn’t like how much I related to Bear. This flick showed me that being a beta can be toxic too.

>>221143853
dont be shy around girls

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>>221145216
>I think the movie would have worked better if you take out some of the more insane "supernatural" shit (her smiling at the door all day) and introduce her actually being genuinely manipulative, talking shit about him behind his back to the others to make them cut him off and make him isolated and things like that.
it would hit too close to home for most women at that point. thats why they took it to the extreme

>What's the moral of the story?
That women being virgins is bad, because they will be very attached to their boyfriend and that seems problematic and weird. It's better for women to be liberated and sleep around, so they never form that kind of attachment to her boyfriend.

Bear had no way of knowing his wish might actually come true. It's like blaming someone for their mother's back breaking because they stepped on a crack.

>>221163698
>That women being virgins is bad
The movie is very explicit that Nikki had been with Ian before thoughever

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>>221145792
Navel-gazing bullshit

95% of all people have at some point in their life wished a certain someone loved them back.

The other 5% are Stacies and Chads who've never gotten a no in their life.

>>221158400
>ERMMM YOU'RE RAPING MEEEEEEEE!!!
Yes, Bear's a rapist

>>221147562
>The problem w/ a horror movie like Obsession is that women's IRL behavior in 2026 is more horrifying than any Hollywood movie.
This was my problem too. Something like a Stepfather scenario that plays on the palpable anxieties of sad, lonely young men desperately trying to settle with crazy women only for them to ruin their lives would've been far more potent had she simply turned on a dime independent of a macguffin like a monkey's paw.

>>221143853
>don't cook the cat
>let you friend in, he's got a billion dollars

>>221147385
What gets me if how you get one wish by buying some fucked up toy for 6.99+ California tax

>>221145002
have you considered suicide yet?

>>221154546
>fumbling sarah
She only liked him once nikki started dating him, kek. She got jealous. Curry Barker is a genius for pinning down this toxic behavior.

>>221163860
rape is not a deal-breaker for women, the problem really is bear wasn't a chad, which unlocks the primal fear of dating down "ERMMM he is taking my value"

>>221143853
when will this come out online?

What do you guys get out of that scene of Nikki asking for money then giving it to the homeless dude?

>>221159379
you have shit tastes

>>221164504
Annoying. I saw my friends do it either from San Francisco to Syracuse NY. Hobos are mentally ill, destitute and yet incredibly entitled.

>>221164504
Nikki manipulates her friends. She pretended she dropped her crystal cause she knew bear would buy her one. She has his dick on a string

>>221143853
That your "friends" will deceive and hide things from you while feigning ignorance only to reveal after the fact that they knew much more than they previously claimed and only once it's too late will they give you the actual truth.

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>>221143853
>What's the moral of the story?
Konnichiwa, dude!

Every year normies hype up some "elevated" horror nonsense and it's always mid.

>Hereditary
>Talk to me
>Barbarian
>Weapons
>Sinners
>Obsession

Actual kino like Malignant get ignored and flop.

>>221163860
for women rape is a minor inconvenience if chad does it

>>221143853
Date someone who loves you, instead of chasing someone who doesn't.