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Where does she shit?
Where does she bathe?
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>>221147231
>shit
in the sand.
>bathe
the little droid licks her clean every night.
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On a planet full of scavengers with seemingly the whole economy built around dredging up bits of junk she set up her home inside a wreck of military equipment? Yeah, "stripped of valuable components", they don't know that up until they're in your living room. The only explanation I can see is Rey is advertising her presence and they don't loot their favorite whore's place so she stays. The open setup facilitates the line moving quick
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That looks like such a nice setting for a Point and Click adventure. Too bad the genre is dead.
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Shit outside. Bathe in sand like a chinchilla.
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>>221147231
>shits
Probably outside in the sand. I'd imagine she'd take a space bucket and wipe herself down outside too. It's not like she has any neighbors watching her.
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>>221147231
Wow haha membah da ATST!?!
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>>221147231
oh, THAT'S where the battle damage is.
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>>221147231
This shit is so retarded. She would've been rapelooted like four hundred times living inside a giant billboard in the desert.
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>>221147231
People don't shit or bathe in the SW universe
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>>221147373
Then why not steal her speeder? Some things are a commodity in the world that even scavs are not interested in basic shit.
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>>221147743
>She would've been rapelooted like four hundred times
who is to say she wasn't?
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>>221147743
>>221147821
women are RESPECTED in the star wars universe, chud-scum
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>>221147231
I think the scale might be slightly off.
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>>221147309
>beep boop, I am a robot, please straddle my face beep boop
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>>221147384
There are quite a few indie ones, big studios abandoned them years ago of course.
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>>221148045
The thing is, they are really cheap to produce and would really please a small audience, but the license owners would never allow anything small and insignificant to be produced because they only see risk/reward (game devs ruin the brand vs only marginal profits) and have no room for taking care of the brand and the fans.

this goes for every big franchise. What I miss most about the 90s is not even the genre of Point n Click, it is the fact that we got so many games from small studios about tv shows and movies and books in general. nowadays everything popular has to be big budget.
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>>221147231
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>>221148794
Who can forget Teedo?
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>>221147231
IMAGINE SMELL,
SMELL IMAGINE
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>>221147231
She lives on Space India; the whole world is her toilet.
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>Some how Rey's poo has returned
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>>221147231
i bet she loves when night makes the desert -20.
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>>221147743
literally every show with a sexy female protag in a futuristic setting does this
you think ella purnell's tight little ass is walking a mile outside the vault without being savagely raped by a pack of raiders?
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>>221149311
She simply converted the AT-AT's thermo-blast boosters into a rudimentary central heating system by by-passing the hydro-compressor.
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>>221147231
>cute girl has to live in a makeshift home

in reality she would shack up with some guy who would pay for everything
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>>221149458
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liek this
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I bypassed the compressor you fucking chud
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>>221149375
>>221149375
At this point she probably self lubes just to get it over with, sure okay all right just don't break the merchandise I'll see you next week.
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>>221147384
If you have Xbox game pass, might I suggest playing disco Elysium or if you just have money that you want to spend go and purchase disco Elysium I'm currently playing it and I really enjoy it
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>>221147231
The midichloreans leave no waste behind. Rey doesn't shit.
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>>221148794
>>221149136
There’s some throwaway line Rey says about Teedo to BB8
>That’s just Teedo. Wants you for parts. He has no respect for anyone.
You don’t remember this, because TFA was a completely forgettable movie and the only thing that could have saved it would have been to make Rey a nudist
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>>221147231
>>221147384
I often think that Star Wars would make for an excellent modern point and click adventure,

Like a detective game set on Coruscant, Mos Eisley, and Cloud City or something
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But what of Glup Shitto's living arrangements?
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>>221149375
no one would rape a jeet
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>>221147231
Cross sections are incredibly dorky
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ngl that looks kinda comfy
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>>221148045
Name 3 made in last 5 years that are actully good
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>...and Rey lives inside a wrecked Battle robot thing, where she pisses and shits and debases herself with her fingers.
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>>221149742
Cute
>>221149375
> with a sexy female protag i
So ray would be fine then?
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Do you think when Rey takes a bath by herself she...ummm...when she is washing....down there...she...
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>>221147854
Unless its Andor ofc, then we have to have a RAPE scene for shock value
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>she uses her workbench at home so she doesn't have to pay to use Plutt's workbenches
How ingenious! if only everyone just used their own workbenches they'd save up on so much!
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>>221147231
Disney should have done better to address Rey's IBS, a lot of people in the real world have that problem.
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>>221150595
>Carrie: so Daisey, you want to join me in a threesome with Harrison? I got some coke for us to do lines then fuck his brains out. I think he'll take me back if I bring a youngin like you.
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>>221147231
Postin the unedit version
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>>221147743
I was gonna say you could set up drone turrets around it but then I remembered she never used a gun before Han gave her one.
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>>221153025
there some quick throwaway lines or a small scene about how rey has actually been really capable at defending her home, maybe even has killed a few people
just give her a blaster and she'll tell han she "knows how to use it" and harrison ford would do a little smirk
i only saw the force awkens so idk how important reys innocence or whatever is important to the story
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imagine all the sand in her holes
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>>221147821
She’d kung fu the shit out of you with her sci fi (because it’s metal and has greeblies on it) bo staff. Seriously, the first film establishes that she’s quite good with it, she knows all the good tricks, like spinning.

Why did she never construct a double bladed lightsaber to put these skills to use? A good story, for another time.
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>>221147373
>On a planet full of scavengers with seemingly the whole economy built around dredging up bits of junk she set up her home inside a wreck of military equipment?
kek this. this shit is EXPENSIVE and it would've been scrapped head to toe with nothing left literally days after it fell. but no rey had to have her hecking cool wreckage home.
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>>221147231
She doesn't
She doesn't
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>>221151902
>I'd give it a minute if I were you.
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>>221147231
BB-8 is a waste disposal droid.
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>>221147384
Disco Elysium and other disco-likes are kinda like that genre
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>>221152860
Retard
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>>221147373
thinking things through is not something Hollywood believes in anymore
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>>221150687
Imperial Bowel Systems?
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>>221154618
indernal bevenue sysdem :DDD
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>>221147231
That's a Big Boy.
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It's almost like very little thought went into the world and it's characters.
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>>221154851
kek
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>>221147231
>Where does she shit?
on the sand.
>bathe
on a desert planet?
never, you don't have that luxury.
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>>221154851
That must be worth so many portions
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>>221155709
Unlimited portions at the salad bar! Rey never ate so much green in her life! Unfortunately it was with terrible bottled ranch instead of actual dairy product most restaurants provide.
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>>221153988
Not to mention she's apparently got a Y-wing computer why the fuck is this in an AT-AT to begin with that lets her run fighter simulations and learn in-depth schematics of every possible spaceship as well as learning alien language which is all far beyond the capability of a basic starfighter computer
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>>221150232
>the cutaway refers to him as "a Teedo" implying Teedo is the race/species
Is Rey's line subtly implying she's a space racist? Is there a bunch of scenes on the cutting room floor where she just calls Chewie "Wookie" all the time?
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>>221156171
Rey took umbridge against all biologicals because they "don't like their kind in here", referring to robots.
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>>221156385
>this is for shedding fur on the Falcon's seats you fucking WOOKER



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