>Masters of the Universe bombed >Mandalorian and Grogu bombed>Disclosure Day bombed>Backrooms huge success How?
>>221148158Zoomers don’t care about He-Man, Star Wars, or Spielberg. Those are things only Gen X faggots like Red Letter Media care about.
>>221148178yeah zoomers only care about stuff thats even worse we know
hollywood needs to diesimple as
Nature is healing.
>>221148158Low budget
MotU =WokeMandolarpian and Gravy = 3yrs to late and nobody really cared anywayDisclosure day =Alien shit we have heard for 20+yrs, now in Spielbergianscope®Backrooms =Original if totally cringe movie from an original totally cringe chan post that stayed basically true to that post. The lesson here, is, if you make something, from something else, don't go oft script and if there was only fake interest anyway, don't make a movie. Lastly, never think 'your take' is best when something has been around longer than Methuselah
>>221148158Backrooms was way better than Disclosure Day unironically.
>>221148178>>221148374>the backrooms is a zoomer concep- ACK ACK ACK AAAAAAAACK!!!!!
>>221149632This post is so safe edgy millennial coded >Muh heh don't like le nogs, these joggers is in everthingThese are the kind of movies that are bombing these days.
>>221148158The poster and credits have "Kane Parsons" written on them. That's how the movie made so much money. There's nothing particularly unique about how the movie is shot, the characters and their interactions, the setting (by that I mean the year the movie takes place, not the physical set) I could elaborate but it's been typed and posted before by other posters in literally every other Backrooms thread.
>>221148158Zoomers relate to Backrooms because they grew up with empty third spaces like malls and coffee shops being the norm. They spent their formative years during a pandemic where the streets were empty and everyone was wearing a mask. I can't even imagine the kind of psychological damage that would cause.
>>221148158>gay and retarded>gay and retarded (with a gay and retarded baby)>gay and retarded but ayy lmaos>something mediocre Wowwwww in a sludge of garbage something okay looks really good, whoever couldve guessed!?
>>221148158Backrooms was made by a Half-Life 2 fan. To know if someone's a genius, just ask them what their favorite game is. If it's Half-Life 2, he's cooking something revolutionary.
>>221148158THE 80S ARE GONESTOP LIVING IN THE PASTACCEPT CHANGEDEALWITHIT
So it's just Cube, but set in an ordinary-looking building?
disclosure day was just weird for me. It was ok but too hollywood for me with all the chase scenes and stuff
>>221150454Isn’t Backrooms set in the early 90s so they don’t have to address modern technology? Zoomers love analog horror.
>>221150503Actually yes, it does share quite a few similarities with the Cube movies.
>>221148158Backrooms got big with kids because roblox so they made parents take them to go see it. Also Kane already had an online following.
>>221148158Because it had an appropriately small budget for the amount of money it could pull.
>>221148158If SyFy were still relevant, they'd make at least one shit mockbuster of the Backrooms with a CGI minotaur.
>>221148158He-man had bad advertisement which needed to be perfect, who cares about star wars now, and disclosure day was just absolute garbage. Backrooms didn't have a huge budget and was interesting looking so of course it succeeded because the bar was much lower
>>221150130>Zoomers grew up with mallsAre you retarded?
Zoomer won
>>221152326Movies have literally never been worse than they are now
>>221148158Because theyve ran boomer stories into the fucking ground.Some exec somewhere is greenlighting another fucking Frankenstein movie as we speak. Boomer fuck probably calls it his "Frankenstein picture". Probably still calls the movies the "picture show" Thats how bad it is. Its all old tired shit and they never let any new blood in.
>>221148158Masters of the Universe missed the 80's nostalgia bait by like 10 years. People who go to movies don't give a fuck about this 80's cartoon they never watched, and the old men who did watch it don't want to watch a shitty Marvel ripoff version of itMandalorian movie came too late as well, if it came out after Season 2 five years ago it would have made money, but the Baby Yoda meme is dead and nobody cares about the IP anymoreDisclosure Day bombed because it looked boring and unoriginal and nobody gives a fuck about a Spielberg movie coming out in 2026Backrooms cost 20 dollars to make, so it easily made a profit, and it was up against boring garbage, so everyone watched that one instead of the Gen X bait.>>221148178FPBP, basically all these movies are catering to people who are now in their 40s and 50s, and that whole generation stays at home buying 30 different streaming services and getting tricked by AI, not going to movies
>>221152228Dead malls, yeah.
>>2211481583 expensive movies vs one that cost 'bout $tree-fiddy.
Americans love niggers. get a ugly fat nigger on the screen and white liberals will slober all over themselves and give their money away
>Be (You)>Go out to touch grass because 4chan frens suggest you to do this>Go outside, stumble, noclip into backrooms>Its full of niggersWhat do? And I mean unironically.
sincerity and being true to the source material
>>221148374All zoomer slop is better than Speilberg.
>>221153202Easy.>shitpost on /tv/
