If you could bed any girl from a TV show who would it be?Not talking about the actors. I mean the character portrayed, personality and all.
I'd probably be Shego from Kim PossibleShe used to give me mad gender envy lol
>>221150746I wouldn't.
Kelly KapowskiJessica Alba in Flipper or Dark Angel
>>221150746Gabriella from Xena. Her supportive personality is wife material
>>221150746Penny Scavo
>>221150746
AGP thread
>>221150746You won't BELIEVE what she looks like now
Asuka. None from english tv come to mind but I'm in my 40s so they've been shit my whole life pretty much.
>>221150746Hit girl.
>>221151686You are a pedophile
>>221150746https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8qgehH3kEQ
widow's bae
>>221150746I will see your quirky goth with a quirky piggy.
Alice Quinn or Jessica Hamby
>>221151518I like this chica, was she in Entourage?
Always wanted Fraser's girl. Shame Sam didn't cuck him in a Freudian fantasy episode.
Meadow Soprano from The Sopranos Joy from My Name Is Earl Polly from Fawlty TowersLana from ArcherAnnie Cartwright from Life On Mars
Boomer fantasy girl.Look at those nipples, what girl today has nipples like that?
>>221151718You don’t know how old I am you fat bitch.
>>221150746Stephanie from Lazytown
i want amy to insult and curse at my penis
gooning to this thread
whoever she's playing here
>>221151686>>221151995Why so many nonces on /tv/?
>>221151342based, or Scully.
>>221151995UHHH... BASED?
>>221150746Jane Margolis from BBDana Scully
>>221150746Jessica Fletcher
>>221151639Fuck you. She's fine. Wish she would lose the fruitloop hair coloring.
>>221150746Kelly bundy
>>221152272And remember.
zo9omers be like
>>221151639>woman... Le age??
I WOULD MAKE «MADELEINE» FROM «EUPHORIA» MY WIFE:• CATHOLIC.• ELEGANT.• ASTUTE.• DISCREET.• DISCERNING.• LOYAL.• MOTHERLY.• PUGNACIOUS.OPTIMAL WOMAN.
prime Vayntrub
>>221152359She is 57.
>>221152359>>221152408But remember.
>>221152390>BROWN.
>>221152408But remember.
>>221151342Jessica Alba in Idle Hands
>>221152479Getting old is bullshit.
>>221151784Based, need some more pigs.
>>221151800Twin Peaks
The things I'd do to Debbie Jellinsky would put me in prison
>>221150746annie!
>>221151994That bitch looks weird plus it's not a TV show you retard.
>>221150746Sally Drapershes such a smokeshow by season 4...
Oh~ Captain Janeway
>>221150790Bed not be you loser
>>221152939Alternatively
>>221150746Holly in this or the doctor who episode
I'd dewey her decimal system, if you know what I mean.
>>221153013Damn, I could go for some pizza.
>>221153044you would organize her library?
>>221153044not in spiderman version?this bitch. but only if shes so wound up and busy that she cant think straight
>>221153044i kind of want a rewatch, but its not a show you rewatch
I'm so lonely, bros.
>>221153320Why? Just stop.
>>221153336Stop what?
>>221153136>not in spiderman version?Yeah that'd be peak but OP said tv show not movies. I'd really rather her character from Joan of Arcadia but I don't have any screens of that.
>>221150791troon
>>221153361Lonely.
>>221153320remind yourself physical pleasure is ephemereal and romantic love isn't real.
>>221153395So what's left?
>>221151518>not ShellyGTF out of here
The top robot lady from space cases -dont judge
>>221150746The obscenities I would commit with this space slut....
>>221152849D E B B I E
>>221153520Joan Cusack looks really good in some movies.Jessie is hot too
>>221153502Came to post Chiana but I'll go for Ensign Ro Lauren.
>>221152872imagine...
>>221150746Lois from Malcolm in the Middle or Frankie from The Middle.
>>221153567We can share I don't think she'll mind.
>>221152960You can’t beat Odo & Kira’s ship. Might as well send her back to Bajor.
>>221150746my fav actress
>>221153608True. She'd probably prefer it that way honestly. I guess the thread is just about fucking and not being in a relationship.
>>221153616>actress
>>221153547I think my cutoff might be School of Rock
>>221153814how much? too bad he got fat
>>221153814>She
T’pol
>>221150746tranny bugs bunny.
>>221152564My god, just look how easy it is to choke a woman to death. I mean one handed, my fingers would touch.
>>221151764I bet she’d be one of those wildcat lays.
>>221152013Unf
>>221152418God have mercy
>>221150746Sneed from WednesdayWillow from BuffyFranky from Skins
>>221150746Donna from That 70s Show.
>>221150790Holy fuck what a faggot.
>>221153877I think about this kinda often. Women are very weak and there's nothing they could do to stop you
>>221150746Cristin Milioti as Sofia Falcone in the Penguin
>>221150746>If you could BE any girl from a TV show who would it be?Wednesday!!
>>221152406That's not a FUCKING character you stupid CUNT>>221150746Franky Fitzgerald
>>221154210>not also wanting to bed Wednesday
>>221154330>not also also wanting to be Wednesday and bed Snood
>>221154130Oh my yes.
>>221150746I'm surprised Lynda Carter hasn't been claimed yet. Ok I am all to happy to benefit from your oversight, /tv/. No contest she'd be my top pick.
>>221154508Lynda Carter is NOT A CHARACTER YOU STUPID FUCKING IDIOT
>>221153994I don't like where you're going with this, pal. I was just talking about murdering them, you make it sound sexual. No means no!
>>221152390BasedSeason 3 Maddy especially
>>221152390Elegant>Maddie would watch hours of pornography to keep Nate hookedDiscreet>uhhhh Rue says she's working for the DEA? What's that about, do you think? Idk. She so crayPugnacious>I don't know what that word means but I like Maddie too so maybe we're squabbling over nothingMexican>Actually, never mind
>>221153814but then you'd be in florida
>>221152347erm no she's only 23 bro and I'm 24 that's literally pedophilia frfr
>>221150746Lucy Liu's character in Ally McBeal. She wouldn't fuck anyone without them signing an NDA, so they wouldn't try to steal her moves.
>>221154527
>>221152359>roastie... le whines??
>>221152272NCIS Lady looked disgusting--wrinkles protruding--in her rain boots before the paparazzi
>>221150746This strumpet
>>221155477i mean shes an appliance so... i dont think you can go to prison for that.
>>221155497Exactly. The most they could do is refuse your warranty claim for inappropriate usage
Either her or arachnae from the hercules t.v. show.
>>221152390Lexi >>>>> Maddie
Yes, this is my dream. My own Dobby. Maybe even sweaty Dobby from the holiday episode
>>221155427unironically, she changed me as a child. excellent taste
>>221150746I've wanted to marry this woman for decades.
>>221155830gorgeous face, nice plump ass and genuinely funny too. I don't think she's ever been topped
>>221151851Her arms are way too hairy. I remember in one epsiode the light hit them and she looked like a sasquanch.
>>221155985>sasquanchIt's over
>>221153616I liked Sarina better.
>>221155830Oh hell yes.
>>221152272>Obama and equality bumper stickers>Looks like she's about to shriek I'M GOING TO GET YOU MY PRETTYChecks out.
>>221155768Super cute. Who is this?
>>221152278She looked way better in Silent Hill.
>>221150790>>221155805
>>221155805>[Oscar Gamble quote]
>>221155562Jesus that's a nice picture of Heather Graham.
>>221151615You wanna be a character that gives handjobs?
>>221151949>>>/gif/30765383
>>221156528OP said "bed" not "be"
Willow
>>221153616she a cute
>>221153616He was hotter when he was just simply known as Linetrap, years before the lip injections, breast implants, rampant weight gain, and hair loss.
Malcolm's enbie sister Kelly.Only for cuddles tho
>>221150746Cassandra from 'The Librarians'.
>>221151518>>221151772Those are fine, for me it'd be Kaylee. But only from Firefly, she looks emaciated in Serenity.First "crush" I had on a TV/movie character and that was when I was already 30 something.
Obviously. Imagine her lassoing you into telling her all the things you want to do with her and then she does it hahaha wouldn't that be silly?
>>221151856I miss primeval
>>221158169>strikes a pose before the shot is firedI know it's old TV but this always bothered me when they did stuff like this. Like old fight scenes where the guys grab each other and basically walk around the room spinning around instead of throwing punches or kicks.
Tracey Barlow back in the day
The only fictional woman I ever loved.
>>221150746and I am not black
>>221157078American Pie made me overrate Willow so much. Tara was the far superior witch
>>221150746Betsy Kettleman from Better Call Saul. It would be to get her husband out of prison. And I insist she spend the entire time acting like she hates it.
>>221158157That episode of Stargate where she turned into a child was really weird.
Tammy from Twin Peaks season 3.
Alice Eve in star trek? IDK i'm not even into blondes at all but something about Alice really, really makes me crazy. Makes me want to fuck her and create Norwegian/English hybrid babies.
Nora from Awkwafina is Nora From Queens for me.
Theresa Keiner from Boy Meets World.
>>221158842Whatever lucky man gets to plow that actress every night is living the dream. You know she's still gonna be fucking fine through her 60s, she's just got good genes
Only one choice.The funny part is I used to be married to pretty much exactly this right down the 60's chick aesthetic. Literally crazy hot blonde with great tits. That show still makes me laugh because dude is dealing with less insane shit than I was IRL, and loving every second.10/10 would stick dick in crazy again.
>>221150746Aeryn Sun.
can someone please post that tick tick boom time bomb girl?
>>221150746Topanga Lawrence.
>>221158818underrated and not the first whiboi i've heard mention myra
Bates Motel Vera Farmiga
>>221150746Dawn. And Buffy has to watch.
>>221150746>bedding womenlol faggot
>>221158882what the fuck is wrong with you, /tv/?
>>221158999This anon is not a sir
>>221155477hell yeah brother>>221155497>>221155524she's legally a human girl with a birth certificate and they regularly have a social worker who thinks she's a human girl checking in on her so you might go to prison
>>221150746Kate, LOST
kenzi
>>221158157Queen of the cool wine milfs on tiktok these days
>>221158875>but something about Alice really, really makes me crazy>something Her breasts?
>>221158954
>>221159039agreeddah bih bah
>>221158989
>>221159003
>>221158744Wtf is wrong with you.
>>221159028surprised how furry her arms look
>>221159132i dont wanna talk about it
Since The Nanny has already been claimed...
>>221158976It has less to do with her race and more her being into a complete loser and very open, sincere, and aggressive about it, on top of being super hot.
>>221159080That's the good stuff
>>221155183I´d rather go for the argentinian version, Paola Argento.
>>221159113you need to stop watching anime or kpop or whatever garbage that you're psyoping yourself with
>>221159155Early 2000s black tv shows were so fucking kino. I had a friend who was an extra on the show for one episode. It was the episode where Lynn (the mixed race one) started a band. My friend was in the background with a mohawk. Maybe someday I'll be bored enough for a rewatch.
>>221159211Beaner faggot
>>221158157>>221159071
Because she's based
Thought about Ricci Wednesday Addams but going with 1st movie Herms.>>221151518>>221152849>>221153500>>221153570>>221155477>>221158874There are many other great picks in this thread but these are the best.
>221159261You go for the broomstick without tits or ass, I go for the underwear model. Guess what?
>>221159077Yes, and her hourglass figure. It's the body type I've always gone for personally. So perfect.
>>221159353She has a really cute face for a British girl too
>>221159084She was so peak. Shame about her Kate character.
>>221159327>but going with 1st movie Herms.Chemically castrate yourself
>>221159212You need to discover women.
>>221150746April Ludgate.
>>221159403This dress she wore on Craig Ferguson give me a hard on desu. My favorite dress I've ever seen on a women.
>>221159080this but with the 6-inch
>>221158169It's still Isis for me.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H7MHGDGmsk8Can Wonder Woman science?
My current obsession is Natalie Dormer as Moriarty. I wish I had an evil genius gf who plays mind games on me.
>>221159699>first they make Moriarty gay for Holmes>then they make Moriarty a cute girlHuh
>>221159752If only we knew then that this was actually her audition tape
>>221159752How can one be so charismatic that they can start a celebrity sex cult?
the perfect woman
How has no one claimed Joan yet?
>>221159699You couldn't settle for the autistic coder?
>>221152864Annie's pretty young. We try not to sexualize her.
>>221159132never had his dick sucked by a southern girl with a HUGE cock, obviously
Dont force me to choose
I wouldn't survive, but it would be worth it.
>>221159893This show knew how to make wifeable women. Pic related is also top 10 material to me, mental health issues and pre-90s bush be dammed.
Jennifer O'Dell. Lost World.
Topangahausen
>>221159809Same way anyone becomes successful. Start as a low level grifter and network
>>221160598Is this real?
>>221154210>>221154330anons... that's a man
>>221160881She's a lesbian, not a man you fucking bigot
>>221158894I don't remember this character at all. Must have been later seasons
>>221160902that "lesbian" is also a man
>>221160949proof?
>>221159420this board is filled with unironic pedos, really wish there was some way to punish them for being so forward and open about their lust for kidsI hope you all get raped by a pack of niggers
Future dead boyfriend of Dr. Samantha Carter.
>>221160979Fun fact: most men are unironic "pedos", you're actually in a small minority if you aren't, and I think it's probably more likely you're just in denial.
>>221161046Nah, pedophilia is a literal mentall illness. Your biology dictates that you want to reproduce. This means attraction to fertile women who are past puberty and can carry your offspring. Wanting to fuck something that isn't able to do so is an aberration. "Most" men couldn't be aberrant from the norm, because we'd die out as a species then.
>>221161046Now that's where you're wrong. Men want feminine features. Prepubescent girls don't have those features. Maybe you'd have a point if Emma Watson had big tits at 13, but she didn't.
>>221161021Why did the AI turn her into Meg Ryan?
>>221161046
>>221161046seriously kill yourself
>>221157982>Only for cuddles thoBullshit, she gets prone-boned into the mattress until her brain goes back to normal.
Brat in need of correction.
>>221161087I like how “it’s pedophilia to be attracted to someone younger than you” when it’s a teenager or something but then when people talk about how everyone is a “pedo” in that fashion, suddenly pedophilia means sexual attraction to prepubescents again. Women will spend every year until they’re 18 trying to look older and then the rest of their lives trying to look like they did at 12
>>221161087So muzzies are mentally ill... i fucking knew it
Can I cheat and say all 3? Otherwise obviously Lacey.
>>221161416>hmm, different people say different things? how hypocritical!Just shut the fuck up kiddy diddler
>>221161444Two people using the same word to mean different things is a problem yes
>>221161458>I will hold you responsible for what other people say, I am very intelligentOK have fun with that I guess
>>221161416>suddenly pedophilia means sexual attraction to prepubescents again.Bro said 1st movie hermione, aka 11 year old child
>>221159211Holy shit. Also checked.
>>221161464The term is tainted yes. Hell emma watson wasn’t even prepubescent.
>>22116149611 year olds aren’t necessarily prepubescent. emma watson definitely wasn’t
>>221161556Still an 11 year old child
>>221161556She still looked like a little kid.
>>221161563Child in this instance would mean prepubescent. She wasn’t.
>>221161567She did not look prepubescent.
>>221161563>>221161567out of ten
>>221161574Child in this instance would mean not an adult, which she was
>>221161580Yes she did. Are you trying to bait me into posting pictures of her?
>>221161598Adult would mean post-adolescent in this case. She was.thanks for proving the point about how all terminology related to “pedophilia,” sexual attraction to prepubescents, is tainted.
>>221161621Nonce
>>221158949I'll take Sikozu. I've seen the actress's topless scene and her tits are insane.
>>221161625bong
>>221155830Good taste. Who’s the broad on the left though
>>221161631>is a literal pedo>"y-you're from t-the UK!"kill yourself and livestream it, faggot
>>221161708emma watson wasn’t prepubescent.
>>221161621>post-adolescentNot an adult, so not out of adolescence.
>>221150746In September 2022, Perrette revealed that she had suffered a stroke in September 2021
>>221160737She's a fanhausen
>>221161789>whips out a dictionary>doesn’t know what “post-“ means
>>221161563"child" is same as "pedo" is same as "nazi" is same as "fascist", all words that have lost all meaning. There are 24 year old "children" running around according to women.And yes, all men are pedos, including you.
>>221161921So you're trying to claim that an 11-year-old is an adult?
>>221161932biologically is according to actual definitions of “child” and “adult,” if they are post-adolescent.
>>221161959Wrong. 11 is in the process of becoming an adult.>b-but i can get her pregnant so it counts!A girl that young is likely to not be able to raise a child to term.
>>221161925So because you're annoyed that lefties call you a nazi, you've decided its ok to rape kids.
>>221161990Adolescence is the process of becoming an adult. Once it’s over, read, someone is post-adolescent, they are biologically an adult. Reminder: this “debate” (that you’re badly losing) started because someone claimed it was pedophilia to be attracted to a post-adolescent. Where pedophilia is specifically sexual attraction to prepubescent features.
>>221161990Puberty quite literally is initiated by having a body weight sufficient to carry a child to term.
>>221162010Good luck explaining this all to a judge.
>>221162005>if you’re attracted to something you will automatically rape it histrionics don’t work here man. They just make (you) look stupid/insane
>>221162021>you’re going to be arrested for not being sexually attracted to prepubescent features!yeah okay
>>221162034Under 1s can't consent so its rape by definition
>>221162045You're going to be arrested for having nude pictures of 11 year olds.
>>221162052>if you know what words mean you have child pornography
>>221162106You're the one arguing that 11-year-olds are totally cool to bang because they're adults.
>>221162118Where did I say that? Oh right, I didn’t.
>>221152278They tried so hard to hide her fat titties and failed lmao
>>221150746She is not dressed right for lab work.
Gretchen from Prison Break, duh.
>>221162128The OP says "if you could bed any girl from a TV show who would it be?"Then you post a picture of a child.
>>221154317Fine, Tina Shukshin from the Yahoo! Screen science fiction comedy Other Space (2015)
Any Kristen Bell character anytime, anywhere.
>>221162173Where did I do that? Oh right, I didn’t. >>221161416 first post in thread. I accept your concession.
>>221162118I'm the pedo OP and I'm saying all men are pedos, and the more you disagree the more I'm convinced I'm right.
Atlanta, from Hercules.
>>221162118I’m saying pedophilia is sexual attraction to prepubescent features. emma watson only looked prepubescent in the photo shoot where they announced the cast.
especially Helena
>>221150746Susan Sarandon. Literally any of her TV roles, I don't care. No man would be able to pull me out.
>>221162288I would even do the procedure just so my innie would get the chance to be with Helly R
>>221162227If that was true, men wouldn't lust over tits and ass.
If by bed you mean marry
Blaire
>>221162330Pfft, that's complete bullshit, I love kids and grannies and everything in between and so do most guys.
lol personality
>>221150746Jill. She has eternal youth because of the zombie virus.
>>221162841based and true, although personally I'm an ageist and wrinkles are not attractive.
>>221156026just awful
>>221163433>she has eternal hagification due t o the zombie virus
