Sunday evenings are the most kino time of the week to get comfy and watch a movie with your girlfriend.
I always feel like shit because I have to go to bed early because I need to get up early to go to work the next day
>>221152158Is this the thread?
I never sleep this way with gf's. I like sleeping in the fetal position with a big pillow between my legs. I give my gf about 15m of picrel with me on my back but that's a horrible position to sleep in.
I am 32 years old and I never even kissed a girl
>>221153242me in 7 years
>>221153242Same but 33
>>221153242Not even your mom?
>>221152158What if she farted
I love going into leddit threads where every single post is talking about having sex as if there aren’t a million virgins crawling around on the Internet. They be lurking.
I don't have one, but I hope to get a black gf this white boy summer
My girlfriend moved from another state to live with me but never made an attempt to make friends, so she was either always doing something alone in the living room or wanting to join me in whatever I was doing. It fucking sucked because she didn't really have any interest in what I was doing and just wanted to tag along. It was annoying, not only for me but for my friends too. She also always wanted to watch movies/shows with me if I was doing that, which wouldn't be that big of a deal if she didn't turn into a literal sheboon during them. She would constantly talk during scenes and ask what was happening, it was infuriating. What I started doing was putting on Ancient Aliens anytime she wanted to watch something and after about 15 minutes she would get bored and fuck off, which would let me put on what I really wanted to watch or play. I ended up dumping her and she cheated on her new boyfriend with me so I guess I dodged a bullet there.
>>221154162If she would cheat WITH you, she would cheat ON you.Yeah, I dont even know anymore. I enjoyed watching certain things with my ex, but I also remember being bored and annoyed with her company at times. Now I'm single and I miss having someone to watch things with or do things with. At least we have each other, right?
>>221154047Stop spamming this.
>>221152158It's really not. We go to mass at 9:30, have lunch, maybe get some ice cream, I usually watch a sporting event, then she goes home after dinner because she has to go into the office the next day.Certainly you're not implying that you are cohabitating with yours.
>>221154283>If she would cheat WITH you, she would cheat ON you.Definitely. I only met up with her because I was horny and under the impression she was single. If I had known she was living with a guy who took her in after I kicked her out I wouldn't have done anything with her.
>>221154047You think you do but you don't
>>221154162You honestly sound like a dick.
>>221154476spoken like someone who hasn't had to deal with a woman before
>>221153785well, if she ate the same as you, then her fats smell like yours, but with some hormones on them, not gonna say like those brapfags that you should breath that shit directly from the source, that would be disgusting, but isn't the end of the world if she farts next to you, there's probably some trust needed to do something as private as farting or something, she feels safe enough around you to do that kind of stuff.
>>221154791but consider the following:girls don't fart
>>221152158What are the logistics of living with someone like this? Sharing a bed? Can a normie please give me the rundown?
>>221155069My gf is unemployed and worthless so she comes to bed at 3am after I've been asleep for 3 hours and if she wakes me up I start screaming like a banshee until she cries
>>221155244Sleeping with other people sucks. My girlfriend got sad and asked me why I recoil when she touched me when she got into bed and I didn't realize I was even doing it. I was so tired of her and just wanted her gone.
>>221152158>Call on me, call on me>Call on me, call on me>Call on me, call on me>Call on me>I'm the same boy I used to be
