The best new show on /tv/
Two more sleeps
patricia looks like she wipes poorly after toilet
...So he's a fan of TDS? What the fuck?
hideo just wants to fuck katie dippold and eat her shit
>>221153220>lesbian, lesbian>and this batch is all retarde-
Can't get past that horrible depth of field. Feels like I'm being jacked into a X360 game.But kojima has impeccable taste sohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5GqVPf9UfXs
>>221153643>But kojima has impeccable tastenah, he's a fucking hack fraud
>>221153671give him a break it's not like he wrote mgs 1-3
Not yetNot yetNot yetNot yetRUN
>>221153557ew dude wtf
Show would’ve been better without the reddit humor.
>>221153220The town setting is meh honestly. Manchester by the sea had better new england vibe
>>221153557but enough about your coprophelia fetish
>>221154696and midnight mass
>>221153563meds.
>>221153220doesn't him commenting nothing means he didn't like it?
>>221154694It's not reddit humour
>>221155039yeah, midnight mass had the scenes of people walking outside for long stretches. one of my favorite scenes is the kid riding a bike through the town with Neil Young playing. really made you get a feel for what it was like to live therethis show was filmed with like ten different towns so maybe that's why
>>221155208these guys think any kind of joke is 'reddit'also midnight mass sucked shit
Patricia is very cute.
Thoughts on rosemary?
>>221155939i put it on my chicken all the time!
All of his HK work outside of MGS2 is dogshit and there is nothing you're ever going to say that's going to change my mind.
Dead, dead, LESSSSSBIAN
>>221156146>What I can't say lesbian now?
None of the males in her bloodline were gay. Fancy that.
I need more of this show.What should I watch?
>>221154694Dry humor is Reddit humor now?
>>221156319there's nothing like this show
Patricia = QUEENI like how she went from a background character to feeling more human in 1 episode than most tv shows do with their characters in an entire run.
>>221153643>kojima has impeccable taste so He is a basic bitch cock sucker.You are a dumb cattle.
>>221156319I'm only a couple episodes into Widow's Bay but so far I've been thinking The Wolf of Snow Hollow is a pretty similar movie. Small town, dry humor, main character is a frustrated skeptic in a position of authority (cop) trying to deal with panicked townsfolk.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q03zOoH-hGo
>>221157830>added to listThanks brother. Usually these threads are filled with a singular cringe asshole necrobumping but you are alright in my book!>>221153220OP when are we gonna have that fight and live stream it to /tv/. I won't hurt you that much.
WIDOWS BAY RENEWED FOR SEASON 2https://www.aol.com/articles/widow-bay-gets-renewed-season-154438124.html
>>221158272AOL is still a thing?
>>221158272Oh god dammit, cliffhanger incoming
>>221158929they didn't get renewed until this week so i'm not sure if they had any idea. obviously they could keep it open somehow. nobody is getting off the island this season, that's for damn sure.
>>221153557saar
>>221159040>didn't get renewed until this weekIt wasn't announced until this wk ya fuckin newfag. The series was always planned for just two seasons to coincide with the book.Listen if you're gonna pretend to be retarded so you can samefag this dead thread to death, go ahead. But don't fucking try to con me or I'll sea hag your face with my butt!
>>221159165relax, clownfag. appletv always tries to build hype with renewing shows early if they're doing well so people will jump on. i hope season 2 is the last even though i love the show
>>221159165>to coincide with the bookWhat book?
>>221155939I had my qualms, but have decided to be supportive
>>221159198>>221159213Are your names Neal and Bob? Or is that just what you do! Ohhh!Listen cocksuckers. I'm the fucking King of /tv/. If I want your little circle jerk gone, I'll make it happen. Admit that there are no waifus in this show that's why /tv/ don't care.
>>221156319FargoBright FallsMidnight MassTwin PeaksX-filesWayward Pines
>>221159258Zero waifus except Gillian. Stop lying to yourself.Reminder: this is what OP finds sexyHe ruined GOTHAM, FROM, and now Widow's Kino
>>221157698patricia is peak waifu material
>>221156248Patricia needs a chud husband to correct the libtard out of her
>>221158272Aaaaaaand ruined
>>221155654midnight mass had some interesting vibes and good moments but the last episode was terrible and the monologues were repetitive and annoying
>>221153557True. But a case can also be made that she wipes obsessively.
>>221154694Its not reddit humor newfag.
>>221159280Camren is cute, fuck you
>>221153220What's with Fromster's one sided rivalry against this show?
>>221156319>>221159258I was desperately looking for something like Widows Bay and found Haven. It's literally Widows Bay but without the kino.
>>221153563seek help
>>221161258their show has completely gone to shit. so you have a bunch of fromsters jumping ship to widow's bay and talking about it in their spaces
>>221153557That's what my tongue is for.
>>221153643>kojima has impeccable taste soHe has the exact same taste as Reddit.
too much reddit humor
reddit this, reddit that.fags.
I’ve seen so many theories that his wife is the true daughter of the old lady, making his son the last descendant. So killing her wont matter one bit. They also pointed out that she was always present right before something cursed happened
>>221165254Rosemary didn't account for cheating spouses at all
>>221153643pretty funny how less than a month after plopping out this shit Kojimbo puts out something on twitter about not being interested in AI.
>>221155654
>>221153220
>>221159258>Bright Falls>live action prequel to Alan Wake made in 2010wtf I never heard of this, going to look for it now
>>221166035It's just a short little trip, but it's decent
>>221159258More like classic ghost stories, but adding>Oddity>Hokum>The Witch>It FollowsThough Hokum is the only one with local colorful smalltown characters
>>221166028this
>>221162310oh, please, one of your jeets was trying to shill, there, we like our pain
>>221162310their show has picrel tbf
Why are these threads so dead?It's a good show
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0-5G6-g7WI
hopefully season 2 isn't all fake sets now that they got the production down. I want to see more of actors outside, i love the setting
>>221166843They should rebuild the island irl
>>221166822I saw someone online say that Apple doesn't really promote their shows until right before the second season. Which is what they pretty much did with Severance. It just goes to show how most people need social proof and mainstream attention before giving it the time of day.
>>221167388That's extremely gay
>>221160304>Patricia needs a chud husband to correct the libtard out of herAll women need that.
Last episode definitely the weakest so far and I'm not getting my hopes up for season 2 considering how season 2 of Severance turned out.
>>221165254was anything ever said about his wife’s parentage?
>>221161097That island is a glimmer into hell and there is no way Jerry from Rick & Morty playing the Mayor is going to patch that hole in one season.If they wrapped up the show in a ribbon defeating the darkness after it existing since the dawn of time I would be so fucking disappointed.
>>221166438>>221166466I'm done with FROM even if this new girl is hot. Widow's Bay is the place for me now.
>>221167508Season 2 of Severance was just lolsorandumb crap. They clearly had no plan.
>>221167405Mommy Grace Randolph was the very first Youtuber I had seen mention Widows Bay and that is because she's an insider and got an early review copy prior to the season premiere. She loved it so I gave it a shot the week Ep. 1 aired. Other than Grace I have only seen two other Youtubers that I am already subscribed to mention the show and they both raved about it. All of the other youtubers that talk about it are channels I have never heard of.
>>221167508I thought last week’s episode was good but I think the second half of the season has been much weaker than the first. I’m also kind of disappointed how much they blew their load in season one, as so many shows do. the serial killer coming back could have been the entire plot of season two, instead he was a one episode throwaway, even after all that buildup. I genuinely don’t think shows even make good second seasons anymore.
>>221167537iirc, whatever entity has cursed the island is not necessarily native to it, and there’s not necessarily anything unique about the island itself. it was when the og mayor ate the mushrooms and made a deal to save his people in the winter that this all began.
>>221167602I don't agree. The two parter with the buried mayor was god tier. Really the only filler episode was the one with the acid trip. Everything else has been top tier.
>>221167602>but I think the second half of the season has been much weaker than the firstI wouldn't say it has been "much" weaker, but I do agree the first half was better.>I’m also kind of disappointed how much they blew their load in season one, as so many shows do.I don't blame shows for going all in in the first season if they were only first contracted for a single season. There's no guarantee you'll get more seasons so you might as well make the first one as good as you can.>the serial killer coming back could have been the entire plot of season two, instead he was a one episode throwaway, even after all that buildup.No way that would have remained interesting for an entire season. He was just a generic slasher villain, but he definitely wasn't executed as well as the Sea Hag. I expected him to be more like Michael Myers instead of Jason since he would stalk the girls before killing them.
>>221166200I really like the guy who made Hokum, Oddity and Caveat. Underrated kino maker.
>>221167661The impression I got was that the demon was local and took up residence.He mentioned the evil was there long before them.Hence why the mushrooms are only found on that island.I could be wrong, devil is in the details.
>>221167549Season 1 of Severance is overrated. Its just that the last couple of episodes are an absolute 10/10. But I have tried to get people into Severance and the MEGA slow first half of Season 1 turns a lot of people off and they never get to the good part. Like I fucking HAAAAAAAAAAAATED the stuff with the ex employee guy.
>>221167698I like the characters we spent most of the season with, and didn’t want to see a whole episode without them in it. >>221167744>He was just a generic slasher villainhe didn’t have to be. I thought they could do something like dig up his grave and see that it’s empty and then season two would be like the thing or a similar paranoia thriller as someone on the island is a serial killer but we don’t know who.
>>221167776that may be. I guess we’ll find out in season two.
>>221167549Yeah, wasn't a huge fan of Severance season 2, especially the "patricia arquette actually did everything" episode, that was peak retard.I did however like the ending, and I would be perfectly fine if they left it like that.
>>221167698>filler episode was the one with the acid tripIt was a mushroom trip and it was 100% spot onSome of the funniest shit i've seen for awhile
>reddit humor
>>221167873I didn't care for it and the whole time I was crossing my fingers that the episode wouldn't be about a bunch of hallucinations because the entire hook of the show is that they AREN'T hallucinations and everything is real.
>>221167881reddit doesn't like when people use the R word
>>221168036They weren't hallucinations though, he was just tripping balls being paranoid and losing time which happens on a trip.Then at the end it got serious, he prayed to God earnestly in one of his weakest moments and a demon answered him from the darkness. That was real.It was some good shit.
>>221168248Still didn't care for it. Like at this point in the season we should be way past the "Is it or isn't it a hallucination?" type stuff. ...It felt stale.
>>221153220Thinking of actually watching this. I'm trying to impress a cute lesbian zoomette and she likes this and from.
>>221160304*cute gf
>>221168541If she hasn't watched Silo then you need to watch it together.
>>221157830Absolute kino, recommend this to any anon in this thread. It pisses me off how underseen this is
>>221158272>the next martha's vineyardbased google
>>221168248...and then nothing happened.
>>221168541If you aren't getting a bj on couch by the middle of the first episode your a fucking nerd and gay.
>>221167549I think the ending was the only planned episode, best one too, maybe it was originally a movie finale that got pushed back from season 1's success
the fake anti-bay trolling is my favorite part of these threads
>>221167809>I like the characters we spent most of the season with, and didn’t want to see a whole episode without them in itGoing hundreds of years in past made the show feel larger and more epic.
>>221153220>best show>nothing happens the show nr.974356
>>221169582This isn't the Pluribus thread dumbass.
>>221169559it didn’t need that. it’s a comfy small town.
>>221169050We need to see what happens in the finale.Obviously it spoke to him. He told the original mayor as much.He may have made a pact to save his son and not realized it.
>>221169582This is one of the only shows I can think of in recent years where stuff does happen every episode.
>>221169989The two episode arc was god tier and felt like a small movie.
>>221168541>impress a cute lesbian zoomettelol
>>221168906Silo isn't terrible but its really fucking slow. Like Pluribus levels of slow but the episodes are longer so you feel the slowness even harder.
>>221169582I think it's funny when you guys make up shit to say about Widows Bay because it's too kino to make fun of.
>>221170262good morning sir
>>221169582
Times you acted like Tom Loftis?
Patricia's Bay
>>221153220Yeah
>>221153563He was a commiefornian all along. Disgusting.
>>221169559No, it was bland and cartoony and dumb. The whole zombieman bullshit that followed was even worse.Ansolute low point of an otherwise great series so far.
I can't believe this show ripped off The Secret World
>>221153220It faded out the past few episodes and with s2 greenlit I have no faith the final episode won’t be disappointing
https://apple.co/45qdAoXhttps://apple.co/45qdAoXhttps://apple.co/45qdAoXhttps://apple.co/45qdAoXLet's dance, Patricia bros!
>>221173311http://apple.co/PatriciasSunsetCocktailshttp://apple.co/PatriciasSunsetCocktailshttp://apple.co/PatriciasSunsetCocktails
>>221173311>>221173344PATRICIASTAYSWINNINGTOMFAGSBLOWNTFOUT
My wife made me watch this show. It's good. I'm disappointed it's going multiple seasons. It would have been a great show had they wrapped up in one
>>221173532it's amazing the amount of people on the internet who go>I like this new show>but I'm disappointed that they might make more episodes
>>221173570Because we know the track record of modern shows, anon.It's rare these days for a show that has a great first season to have a similarly great second season.
The closest recent show is Bodkin
>>221173570Yeah I just want more episodes.
>>221173594yeah man, odds are not in favor of season 2 being anywhere near as good
>officer kunta kintehard pass
>>221173570No filler all killer > studios dragging shit out until the writers are out of ideas
>>221166200>>221167766>I really like the guy who made Hokum, Oddity and Caveat. Underrated kino maker.I didn't realize that was the same guy. I watched oddity twice, and liked caveat a lot.
>>221173570Season 3 will be all about the haunted pride parade and the mystery of the homogoblin.
>>221171643The low point was the shroom acid trip filler episode where nothing happened. They knew they could get away with such a weak episode because it would be immediately followed by one of the strongest arcs of the season.
>>221173344>http://apple.co/PatriciasSunsetCocktailsdamn that is patricia music
>>221174350No. Zombieman was a lot worse.
>>221173344>http://apple.co/PatriciasSunsetCocktails
>>221161277>>221156319try eureka
>>221173570In Norway, we have a saying:>Burned child shies away from fire
>>221174350yea well i think youre fucking wrong broheem, and i also think that you should maybe like, i dont know, fucking kill yourself?
The acting really carries this show. I'm NOT just saying that because a woman wrote it.
>>221174350It's impossible to have such a shit opinion. It could have been kino, but they made the dead guy a sitcom clown instead.
>>221153220I thought we were going to see more monsters and spooky stuff.
>>221171643imdb ratingsep.1: 7.7ep.2: 8.1ep.3: 8.4ep.4: 8.8 (Patricia beach episode)ep.5: 8.0 (Mushroom acid trip episode)ep.6: 8.1 (Town flashback episode)ep.7: 8.5 (Zombie mayor episode)ep.8: 8.8 (Patricia slasher episode)ep.9: 8.1 (Hurricane tornado episode)ep.10: ??The mushroom acid trip episode is the lowest rated episode in the series outside of the very first episode.
Why didn’t the boogie man terrorize the mean girls?
>>221174569You live in a bubble of your own head.The zombie mayor episode is the most highly regarded episode outside of the two Patricia episodes.
>>221174637he killed all the girls beforepatricia was the last one
>>221174559Is this the son’s friend? I remember seeing her posted a shit ton in these threads before I watched and then I saw that she’s barely in the show at all. I thought she was gonna be a main character
>>221174671i think that anon meant why he doesn't care about possible other victims and only cares about Patricia. He obviously left her alive for some reason
I'm getting nervous they're going to pin almost everything on the mushrooms/mold/spores and have maybe one or two things be legitimately supernatural like RE7/8 and Higurashi combined
>>221174711dont listen to retarded youtubers. its all clearly supernatural, and has been since episode 2, or ep3 for those who needed spoonfeeding.
Reddits Bay
>>221173570Worst case scenario for S2 is they make it lame a gay like everything else in current era. Second worst scenario is they go full Steve Urkel with Patricia and make the entire show about her instead of sprinkling in peak moments like they did in Season 1.
>why doesn't anon notice me?
>>221174350>shroom acid trip filler episodeWas I the only one thinking they would show the Mayor's "blackouts" (time loss) in the following episode?One minute he's arguing with the town about 4th of July festivities and then *blink* everyone is gone. What was he saying or doing during those shroom blackouts I wonder?
>>221174917yeah and lets also see what all the characters do when theyre taking a shit. and might as well cut to the mainland every now and then to remind us that this isnt the island from lost, widows bay actually exists.
Things I want to know:>What's with the first settlers finding teeth everywhere? What's up with the "board game" called "Teeth" in the inn that contained pliers?>What attacked Shep on ep 1 and why did his medical chart say he was in his 30s when he looked like he was in his 50s?>What's in Tom's house basement?>Why was Tom unopposed in the mayoral election?>What tried to drag Wyck underwater when he was a teenager?>Why did no one in a small town know much about the local reverend?>What is the story behind the hospital referenced by Rosemary?
>>221174917>Was I the only one thinking they would show the Mayor's "blackouts"That was the last thing I wanted because it would lean into the tired trope of is it real or not. I'm glad the show immediately moved past it.
>>221166822>>221169541The autistic gatekeeping drives anons away. Yes, the fans of these shows are flaming homos derailing any discussion outsiders have.>>221174926 - case in point
>>221174926>>221174964I didn't say show the Blackouts you fucking n-words! I said I'm surprised they didn't. You're the ones crying that it was a "filler episode" like some sobbing bitches.No wonder /tv/ hates you fucking losers.
>>221174933things i want in season 2:>the origin of the sea hag told in sepia with dialogue cards>a deep dive character study explaining why patty doesnt feel secure about her booba>origin of the island entity, similar to the episode of lost when we watched kid jacob wrassle with kid smoke monster>an episode about dale dicky getting emphysema and the whole town rallies around her
>>221175012its one of my favorite episodes. eps 2-5 are a perfect run as far as im concerned. this show is monumentally better when its just fucking around, but modern audiences are babies who need everything answered and everything to be neatly tied up in a bow. jung or nietzsche might postulate that its a reaction to the chaotic nature of the modern age.
>>221167602its anthology. every episode is a different horror style
>>221175045Fair enough. I think the show is perfect as is although wouldn't mind a hot blonde with big titties as the Town Comptroller.
>>221175012I'm not surprised they didn't show the blackouts because it would be beneath high level the show was operating at up to that point. In other words it would be out of character for the show to lean so hard into such a played out trope. Like seriously the whole "is it real or is it not real acid trip thing has been already been done to death in shows like True Detective and whatnot. The show is too smart to fall into such an obvious trap which is why its currently the best show on television.
>>221175069i think we can all agree on that
>>221174828I haven't watched any yt vids, it just seems like they're focusing really hard on perception, delirium, and fungus. Pretty much everything we've seen so far (except the immortal people) can be explained away by hallucinations, mind control, and collective psychosis. Being born there as a native has you breathe the spores before your immune system gets built up, leaving cuts you off from the island's mycelial network and causes brain damage explaining the bleeding, temporary(?) blindness, and insanity etc
>>221175069half the /from/ poster watch for the daughters tits.
>>221175013I have zero expectations for Season 2 and that is the way I like it because it means the show is unpredictable. The one thing I am curious to figure out is how dude is going to break it to his son that they aren't going to get to leave the island because they are obviously going to fail next week because this is Gilligans Island. Like how do you break it to your son "uhh yeah the island you were born on is haunted and won't let you leave".
>>221153220whats the questions being answered per episode rate?
>>221175109>>221175284Yeah I bailed on the FROM fags when they started posting threads of what looked to be "cunny" and even pretended it was. Misadvertising just to attract new viewers all just so they could kick the newfags out of their threads lording their show knowledge over them.Whether you realize it or not, FROM is Widow's Bay enemy.
>>221175355That's not really the right question. The more correct question is does every episode serve a purpose and most would say yes.
>>221153220This show felt like it's written by Sam Lake
