key bros...
>>221157293key plays toad in the mario movies. he wins.
>>221157293No one likes you, Peele
I have more respect for the tater-tot guy
>>221157328Tpbp
>>221157293>weeeeird stuff goin on and whypipo racis>once in a lifetime horror movies
>And I said biiii...https://uk.news.yahoo.com/insider-claims-reason-behind-key-013000068.html
>>221157293Key was one of the best actors on MadTV.
>>221157293Peele just got mogged by a couple of zoomers while Key is in the Mario flicks. Key won.
>>221157293Peele made one kind of interesting movie like a decade ago.
>KeyKeyed>Peelepeeled
>>221157293>made a sketch mocking black republicans only dating white women>both married white womentypical black nerds
>>221157355I wish it was never in a lifetime
>>221157293Zoomers that can't even legally drink are becoming iconic horror directors every few weeks
>>221157293One of these guys is half jewish. The other is half indian. You'll never guess which is which!
Word on the street is Keegan's wife is a cunt and actively sabotages his professional life. I think he should pursue a career as like an NFL talking head
Is being a horror director even that big of a deal as far as Hollywood bullshit goes?
>>221157938Makes sense, they live in nightmare world, having never seen the face of the sun.
>>221157293Peele made middlebrow slop for white liberals that’s been utterly forgotten now that wokism has largely fallen by the wayside. I’ve seen Key in more recent stuff
>>221158046There's no word about that other than some youtube schlock
>>221157293I liked their sketches a lot, I think I'll go rewatch a couple right now. Don't really understand people who care about an entertainer beyond the fun stuff he provides, and they were pretty clear they wouldn't make any sketches ever again.
>>221157293more like once in a lifetime idea, every horror is about racist white
>>221158986its newfags that think they are upsetting "trolls" or whatever newfag thing. for whatever reason lots of normies like the idea of making someone mad on 4chan.
Watching the slave auction sketch made me realize that these guys are so blatantly white. It's really weird that they were born to and raised by white mothers but they made their entire career about being black.
>>221157293nope was cool but key won. when key needs some money he just cuts a quick commercial for a chinese gambling company that plays ads before pirated movies, when peele wants money he has to pretend to get a vision for an aurtistic project and then spend years trying to get it to work. imaging having to spend years maintaining a vain pose when you could just get cut a check and go back to your family
>>221157293One of them married into the tribe and magically started getting director roles. Really weird how that works. He also sucks ass as a writer. Us is just one plothole after another. It makes no goddamn sense.
>>221157293Peele's movies are absolute garbage. Tater Tot guy is actually funny
>>221159017>uses term newfag>then uses the term normieIronic
key is a voice actor in both super mario movies he got BANK from it
>>221159188Many such cases
>>221157293Peele is an absolute bitch
first I ever saw of Key was this obscure 'funny pet clips' daytime show I watched for a few months during a NEET stint ~a decade ago that he hostedpretty sure it was made several yrs prior to me even watching it and was just reruns but am sure K&P were already pretty well known att (at least state-side) assuming it was made for UK audience only and seems to be lost media now as I can't find any reference anywhere to it anywhere, presumably at Key's own request lol
>>221157293>WYPIPO BE SCARY AHHhow is this once in a lifetime director?
Peele did one good movie
>>221157293One is a funny actor, the other we've and made a bunch of shitty horror films trying to explain white people to black people. Both are half white and half black, only Peele hates his half white background and is a giant hack.
>>221157293it's respectable that he can do tater tot commercials not everyone can do that
>>221161004I totally couldbut my IQ is like 160, so I get what you're saying
key and peele was shit
>>221157886>Chelsea Peretti>white
>>221161146you just don't get art, sorry little brohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DMxwU1ZYcRA
>>221157293yeah once in a>>221157324 lifetime sounds right for this dogshit he produced
>>221161139Check out the big brain on Brett
Presenting yourself as the champion of black people while marrying a white lady and living in a gated community is the funniest shit in the world.
>>221157293Proof that Americans are just not funny.
>>221161285seethe, yuroid
the thing on the left only had a career because he was white adjacent, then after occupy white adjacency became bad.
>>221161222All mixed offspring hate their mother and her race for mixing. They suffer from a massive inferiority complex and overcompensate for their lack of racial identity.
>>221161728well, half-blacks at least mostly because of how absolutely warped the americans' perspective on the oppressor vs the oppressed is. half-anything else goes the opposite and takes a little bit too much pride in being the "best of both worlds"
>>221157886That wasn’t the joke though. The joke was that they’re only black republicans because they’re simps for their white wife
>>221161222Neither of them are like that tho.
>>221159188They still hate white people even though their black fathers abandoned them. Uglier big nosed half of the duo inserted anti-white sentiment in all of his movies
i never know who is who
These threads make me laugh "Oh Keegan can't get jobs" meanwhile he's out there getting consistent work while Peele was last heard from when his latest movie flopped. His carerr is fucking DEAD and it's just a matter of time until he comes crawling back to Keegan and asking me to team up again. But Keegan simply doesn't need him anymore. At this point Jordan has become a liability.
Tater tot guy has a higher net worth and is likely happier
>once in a life time horror director Get Out is just propped up because he's half black and it's about race shit. The other two movies are terrible and not even worth mentioning.
>>221162282Is... Keegan-Michael Key in the room with us now?
>Black director becomes insanely popular near the beginning of the dei movementHis movies must be every bit as good as they say haha....
I've never talked to a black person or been to the US but those two are not real niggas. They're 1/8 and 1/4 black at most and have white mannerisms, interests and sense of humor.
>>221162851Yes. Hello, I am Keegan, greetings.
>>221158876the "youtube schlock" is a woman who worked with both him and the wife on a tv project.
>>221162282plus commercials are not laughing matter you can still get millions. probably the same payment as a role in a movie.
>>221157293>once in a lifetime horror directorthe only reason he's getting glazed this much is because get out was about muh blacks
>>221157293I am 39 and I don't know who they are.Are they the niggas of the hamburger movie of Nick?
>>221162935That was always their bit, the high-yellow theater nerds larping as black characters on MadTV. Peele huffed the Hollywood fumes and started taking his "black identity" too seriously. Key always knew he was a tanned clown raised by a white mother and never strayed from that, which is why he wins.
>>221159188that's the way in which they lucked out genetically. they ended up with brains white enough to construct "smart" jokes, but also skin dark enough that they could get away with the jokes being racial. you can tell they yearned to just be white nerds with all the sketches about, like, game of thrones and 80s film tropes, but since the race thing gave them an edge they ended up doing things like "what if hogwarts was full of niggers," which is something a white racist would now generate with ai and post on twitter, but they were allowed to do on tv.
>>221163125>Are they the niggas of the hamburger movie of Nick?No you're thinking of pic related. OP posted Michael Jordan and Jalen Brunson.
>>221163125>I'm 39 and not aware of MadTVyou're a liar and a zoomer
>>221157293>one of these guys made three astroturfed movies, with only one being mildly interesting>the other guy kept the same amount of fame and money for showing up in tv ads for ten seconds
>>221157992left is jewish, right is indian. t. looked at op pic again, for 3 sec, after reading your comment
>>221157293Saying he's a once in a lifetime director is giving him more credit than he deserves
>>221158876The worst most braindead clickbait shlock comes from black youtube.
>>221162282Hi Keegan, pretty cool you browse 4chan
>>221163237another example of this is the guy who made the boondocks, who is simultaneously a suburban nerd that used to make a webcomic filled with rants about the star wars prequels, and a politically invested "black radical," and the end result is a show about niggers acting stupid that white racists like.
>>221157293Key has way better acting range than Peele I think
>>221157293Never understood the hype, they were always a second grade duo comedians, alright but nothing special. Is it some type of black thing to love them? Pelee had alright debute, everything from his since then is subpar at best.It looks like their shit has always best astroturfed.
>>221157293I doubt I will ever understand why peele is so hard carried by a single objectively mid horror movie and all his movies that came after were talked about as the next big thing for all of a single weekend before being collectively memory holed
>>221163301Yeah, every time he's on the one of the commercials I get a little kick out of it. He's still as funny as he's always been even if he's the breakfast dad or didn't check trivago.
>>221157886My oreo ass black uncle thought that sketch was funny as hell when my fatass white auntie wasn't around.
>>221157368He got yoko'd?
>>221159247But what if the horror trope was like... A metaphor for white America? And the scary part was that black people face it every day?Every day man. Fuckin think about it.
>>221160101Which one?
>>221163279I am not American. I didn't consume all burgerino slop because I didn't have unlimited time. But thanks for replying.>>221163278Nono, it was a skinny lil nigga and a fat lil nigga, they looked like those,lol.
>>221162282this
key and peele edits on instagram reels are the funniest thing you can find on the internet today
>>221157293Mario movies did over 2 billion doe
>>221157293Key is too white looking to make wokeslop.
>>221163125Are you a sheltered mormon or something?
>>221163279I’m in his age range and only watched a few episodes of the first season before dismissing madtv as trash, so I won’t recognize cast members from the later seasons. Or any cast members really, as they always went heavy on makeup/costume. I remember pulp fiction’s dead nigger being in it I think.
>>221157293I hate 'em.
>>221157293key > peele
they made a great comedy team though...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A5Zdp1RfoyI
>>221157293peele is a black supremacist who hates white people.
>>221157293>once in a lifetime
>>221165341it's ironic, in Key's case you'd think folks from Detroit would be all into that hate whitey shit, but in fact Detroit black people are the realest ppl when it comes to race relations; they know the truth about the hood and it ain't all whitey's fault everyone in Detroit, blacks, whites, browns and yellows all equally despise niggers
>>221165401This is true. The last time I was in downtown Detroit an agressive street negro was asking people to raise their hands like they just dont care on account of it being a friday evening. When nobody responded, he shouted "fuck yall motherfuckers" in his ire. The black guy walking in front of me, looking like he just got off work, mumbled "I got your motherfucker in my pocket right here bitch" and carried on. He clearly had nigger fatigue.
>>221162282Came here to say this
