I am not sure I'm in the right place, but I represent a Hollywood studio and after the success of Backrooms and other cool internet-based films we'd like to discuss movie ideas with you. I couldn't really find any contact details for the people in charge of that kind of thing here, and someone told me I should just try writing a blog post on one of the "boards" here and invite people to comment who might be able to help or point me in the right direction.Our people have looked at a number of the "memes" that I was told originated here and we'd like to hear your ideas on how they could be made into a blockbuster film! Imagine that, seeing your interesting ideas on the big screen with major A-list actors!!!Our writers don't seem too clear about what some of these things mean or exactly what to do with them, so I hope you don't mind us "picking your brains", since this seems to be the place to talk to people "in the know".We are considering making a Mister Trollo movie (please find the attached picture of Mister Trollo). His real name is Eduard Khil and though he's dead now we know he was very popular here. Don't worry, our legal team have been in touch with his family to discuss rights for his song and likeness.Now all we need is to make a story around him and him singing his "meme song". He looks happy and seems to be laughing, so we are thinking of a comedy, or maybe a horror film like the Backrooms where he finds himself in a mysterious place. We have a writer who is good at writing action hero films if you prefer that kind of thing, maybe a spy thriller like the Jason Bourne films, but starring Mr. Trollo.We are also talking to several actors to portray him. Don't spread it around too much but we have a few actors who would be happy to look at a script, but it would depend on the genre of film and negotiations who we eventually cast:Bill HaderPaul DanoHugh JackmanMichael ShannonYuri KolokolnikovAny other suggestions? Your input is appreciated.
niggers tongue my anus
>>221159370NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER
Why the hostile, and might I say racist reaction?
>>221160969Cause you shove poopoo into your pee pee
>>221159370I stuck a whole bag of jelly beans up my ahh
>>221159370can we have another Bane porno instead
>>221159370yeah, use michael shannon and have him fill his pants up with shit i want to see if he has the range, bill hader does i bet he could sell caking shit up and down his legs like suntan lotion, but michael shannon needs to handle some shit with his fingers hahaha i want to see him try
>>221159370Konnichiwa, producer san!!!!!I have this cool recipe for growing crystals you could use for your set-desu!!!!!!!!!!hold on while I find it for you!!!!!!!!!
>>221159370tariq nasneed
>>221159370>Paul DanoClassic.
>>221159370una sneeda
>>221159370Do it like Titanic with an old version of him looking back now that he's a respected meme legend but make him black and gay and the story is about how he defeated racism in Russia by singing the Trollo song, cut to everyone watching old tvs with tears in their eyes realizing racism is bad and trans rights are human rights.
>>221159370Scratch that, and disregard these other faggots too, Mr. Hollywood man. Im telling you, and you can trust me, that now giantesses are in the up and coming. Look at euphoria season 3 episode 5 if you need to verify. If you hop on the train now it wont be too late. I suggest an origin story for the super villainess giganta so you set her up for your other capeshi- i mean superhero movies. I suggest bryce dallas howard as the actress or sydney sweeney. Gullivers travels adaption where name-giving hero rides the nipples of some giant teens is more risque but it might pay of if you play it right. Trust me on this.
>>221161162He defeated racism in Russia? I didn't know that about him.
>>221159370Make a caramelldansen movie with Nicolas Cage and Jack Nicholson that will be all
>>221159370get this guy
>>221159370Well. Since it wouldn't be the first time people from the film industry came to this forum or shit-hole, as we colloquially call it on occasion to lurk or discuss their projects anonymously, I'll try and take your thread a bit seriously.I think comedy might be a more suitable theme around 'Mr.Trollo'. A seemingly joyous figure, within an adverse and colder Soviet time.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F4zEAPZxtBAA side point: if you are looking other 'meme-based projects', and if your people were indeed pleased with the Backrooms' success, then I would also suggest the "SCP Foundation". It initially had its inception on the >>>/x/ board, and consisted in a collection of reports and stories by anons; I believe it could work really well as a horror film (or films, if done correctly).
ITT: idiots taking dumb shitposts seriously
>>221159377FPBP
>>221159370Make a movie that starts backwards Make a movie where everyone is naked Make a movie takes place in the future a black people anre extynct, niggers are treated as a myth that exited in the past and we can explore how society in the 21st century worshipped niggers.
>>221163067Actually no one is
>>221163067TROLLED HARD
>>221162549He was the first black man to be a Trollolo man in Russia. When Stalin saw it on TV he tweeted at Hitler that racism was bad and made a Pizza Hut ad. That's why Hitler did a war.
>>221159370Chalmers
I assure you this question is genuine. I was told people here wanted Hollywood to listen. Okay, now we're listening. What are you complaining about and why are you all so rude? We graciously want to help you make movies.
>>221163523You're stupid and evil and I hate you.
