>AHHH I NEED TO LEAVE THIS ISLAND WHICH AM KING OF TO RETURN TO MY 9-5 AND CHEATING WIFE AAHHHHH
are american jobs really from 9 to 5?
>>221159925You can have this life right now anon, it's called being homeless. Go give it a try.
>>221160024Some are. Most arent really. It just became the casual term for a regular full time job.
>>221160059He had a whole island to build a home
>>221160059being homeless in a first world country is ironically near impossible vs being homeless in the wild
>>221159925>life in america is so bad he would rather die alone on an islandchecks out desu
He wasn't a king. A king has subjects and authority that is recognized by other states.He didn't have a wife, he had a girlfriend whom he planned to propose to, and as far as we know she never cheated on him, although she did rather quickly move on to another man after he was presumed dead.Finally, he seemed to enjoy his job. Uncommon but not unheard of.
>>221159925His ex wife's child better be adopted otherwise she got impregnated the night of his disappearance. 4 years later and all that change? Holy shit.
Go sit in a cabin in the woods without electricity for a few days and see how fun it is. You will crave entertainment, social contact, anything that will get you out of your own head and away from all your anxiety.
>>221160183having your own cabin and bit of land is a luxury
>>221160107Nah. Cities have supermarket and restaurant bins. You could find blankets and stuff. People throw away a lot. Your chances out in the wild aren't much. You'd spend all day every day gathering food as opposed to a few hours every few days. And you'd be miserable. Bitten by mosquitoes, hot, cold, hunted.
>>221160305depending on the place its literally illegal to be homeless, or there are so many rules to make homelessness near impossible. Not even getting into the hostility people have towards the homeless.In the wilderness you are freet. lived homeless for a while and the wilderness is where i spent most of my time because it was much safer
>>221160320Fuck the homeless. Ship them off to work camps.
>>221160084>>221160107There are millions of homeless people in first world countries, go ahead man go live out your power fantasy.
>>221160183thats just your zoomerbrain
>>221160305I guess you misread
>>221160403Give me an island
>>221160183>entertainmentGo for a hike>social contactlel
>>221159925If he had pussy there, leaving would be a much tougher proposition. I like to fantasize about being stuck on a deserted island with a hot girl.
>>221160059Maybe I will
>>221160135>A king has subjectsand power over their life or death
>>221159925>>221160139She wasn't his wife. She was his girlfriend.
>>221160183>social contact
>>221160135>although she did rather quickly move on to another man2 year old child and 9 month pregnancy and him gone 4 years means 15 months and she's knocked up. Assuming that is the first time she fucks and after she marries with no period of dating or engagement. That is highly unlikely. She was probably seeing her husband immediately after Chucks plane went down if not before.
>>221161106Go take one king
>>221160183>zoomers will literally go insane without their retard phones and think "entertainment" is impossible without electricity>le anxietyjust fuck this gay earth
>>221159925t. retard
>>221160107retarded, no one would go looking for you
>>221161309>Knew him already and became close after the funeral.>Engaged after 6 months and married 6 months later.>3 months of trying to have a baby.The timeline works. It is pretty stupid to date for 7 years like people do now.
>>221161317thanks Lori
>>221161353Its pretty stupid to marry or "engage" at all you retarded normalfaggot. You also arent "dating" after 7 years. Thats just having a stable relationship. Dating implies you just go on dates to get to know each other
>>221161353She started dating him immediately after the plane went down. That is pretty quick. Even working through a breakup and the emotions involved takes longer than that. Though some people bounce from relationship to relationship easily.But lets say Chuck was dead. She was riding another man before his body decomposed.
>>221161457Whoa there, kiddo, did I touch a nerve? I'm sorry if you were raised by a single mom. I really am. It set you up to be a failure, but you can over come it, and any other hardships, with one simple trick:Stop being a whiny angsty bitch.
Life used to be good. It seems strange to us now but the world was actually a nice place that it would be reasonable to want to return to.
>>221160305>homeless on island>diet of fresh fruit every day, whatever meat or fish you can catch>homeless in city>just eat garbage that was figurative garbage before it was even literal garbage bro
>>221161481Enjoy your divorce retard
>>221161478If that's the only thing you can think of, then I cannot convince you otherwise. I'll leave you with this; they were not married and there relationship was depicted as already fracturing. Meeting someone at a funeral, sharing your grief, and moving past it together would create a strong bond. 6 months of dating is a good amount of time if you're looking for marriage. The rest is just numbers.God bless you and have a great day.
>>221160024Mines 10 to 6
>>221161336I have a zoomer coworker at my side job who was unironically marveling at the concept of using cash. He kept saying how bizarre it was that you can just hand people paper for a thing and then they give you paper and coins back. We are completely doomed
>>221161514Not everyone's marriage is as unhealthy as your mother's three. I'm done arguing in either case. Have a blessed week and enjoy your summer vacation. :)
>>221161539you are a wagie and even worse, a hustler, so you deserve to deal with foolishness.
>>221160024I've never actually seen someone work 9 to 5It's always 8 to 5 or something with the mandatory breaks that are just there to keep you around longer (hey something came up can you take lunch early/late?)Or if they're salaried it becomes more like 7 to 4:30
>>221161551The only benefit in marrying is some better taxes. Everything else is setting you up to get fucked from multiple sides. Its objectively retarded for men to marry. Therefor you can spot normie npcs very easily by this. "Well thats just what you are supposed to do" they say.
>>221161539this vexes me too, why cant we go back to using copper silver and gold coins with reeded edges
>>2211599252 weeks on that island and I'd have built a 2 storey home with running water, garden and pool table
>>221161705When you believe marriage is a sacrament and vocation, you're not doing it because "that's how it's done." You are a child that never learned to be silent. You long ago decided that if you don't understand something, it must be stupid. The truth is you are bitter fool that really should learn some more before repeating the talking points of other bitter fools.
>>221160183This nigga thinks trees are scary.
>>221161522You're right. She was looking for marriage and starting a family but the thing in her way was the 7 year relationship with Chuck. That was remedied with no effort on her part by the plane crash and his disappearance. It also makes sense her emotional bond with him was over already and likely she and the dentist already had plan for future conversations. Only thing then is if she wanted to keep her new relationship private out of social decorum.
>>221160183
>>221161810>the thing in her way was the 7 year relationship with Chuck.You act like breaking up with someone you're not married to and have no children with is scandalous. It's not.
>>221161896I don't mean that at all. It doesn't take 7 years to decide if someone is marriage material nor do I think anyone should put their life on hold for someone that cannot or will not commit.
>>221160183Yeah, there definitely needs to be some modern things to keep your sanity. At the very least books. A few years ago I got to watch the family farm by myself for a week, basically just me and a dog and a bunch of books. They had electricity and a tv and some dvds but I never touched those.I would've 100% gone crazy without the electricity and hot water and books, but with those it was amazing. I never felt more at peace. Also didn't bring a cellphone and told my family to call the land line if there was any emergency. I think that was the craziest feeling, realizing how much I use and rely on my cellphone for even the most mundane shit.
>>221161740>marriage is a sacrament and vocationcase in point
>>221161740then get ceremonially married and skip the license?
>>221162028>He thinks most people take marriage seriously.You're clueless.
>>221161160haha but she wouldn't have soap or showers or deodorant or a razor or even toilet paper hahaha!
>>221161991Write your own books
>>221162086Then why do it?
His island was pretty shitty and he was barely scraping by. He wasn't on some lush tropical island paradise.
>>221160183you should watch Alone, it's survival kino. Stuck innawoods with minimal supplies and no human contact aside from medical checkups. Last one standing wins $500,000.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alone_(TV_series)New season is actually about to start
>>221162186I don't know why other people do it. I know why my wife and I did it.
>>221161720>why cant we go back to using copper silver and gold coins with reeded edgesYou know why, they'll just start clipping again.
>>221162214Actual kino show, I'm sure a lot of it is scripted but I like how they never know the status of the other contestants, which brings in a huge psychological element.
>>221159925>AHHH I NEED TO LEAVE THIS ISLAND WHICH AM KING OF TO RETURN TO YEAR 2000. DON'T YOU KNOW HOW BAD IT'S GOING TO GET?!
>>221160024I'm salaried so it's more like whenever to whenever, typically based on how long it takes my morning goon sesh to finish (it's taking longer as I get older).
>>221162225Yeah, but you said most people dont take it seriously. So I guess they do it just because
>>221161833Username checks out
>>221162214>Last one standing wins Are there no people who could go on forever? I bet I could.
>>221162503If people took their marriages and obligations seriously, they wouldn't be cohabitating before marriage, they wouldn't be getting divorced at such high rates, they wouldn't be signing prenups, they wouldn't be using contraception alor sterilizing themselvea, and they'd be having more than one or two children. Things I can plainly see are not happening.
>>221159925He should have found out exactly where it was then gone straight back and built an actual house there
>>221160183I've done it and it is absurdly comfy. I don't know if it's the lack of electrical signals, the monkey-brain recognizing the abundance of nature, or being away from retards like yourself, but it is a state of peace that is unlike any other kind. If you have enough anxiety that a few hours alone is enough to make you crack, you probably should go fuck around in the woods. You need it.
>>221162581It's not just about being alone without electricity, it's survival. You only get basic supplies (tarp, axe, knife, rope, fish hooks, etc). They're in harsh environments (usually starting in the fall and heading into winter) and have to build their own shelters. They also have to get their own food and some of these places don't have a lot of easily available food. They do medical checks and several contestants were DQ'd because they became underweight since they couldn't find enough food. Other medical issues happen too like frostbite, injuries, etc.>go on foreverTechnically the rules say it ends after 1 year if you somehow had 2 contestants still standing at that point.Usually the winner is like 70 days give or take. Season 7 they did a special contest where if you survive to 100 days you get a million dollars.
There was a sos beacon inside the package what a fucking retard this is why all the whites are dying climbing mountains
>>221162617Exactly my point. Most people marry purely out of npc reasons. "Well your supposed to marry when youre an adult and have a gf for x years"
>>221160183We lost power during Helene for about ten days. After 3 or 4 days something turns over in your head and you just adapt. Thats what humans are good at. Missed air conditioning and hot water but that's really about it. You find ways to get hot water and stay cool, like I said adapt.
https://youtu.be/thPst_bf_SM
>>221160059give me a private Island first faggot
>>221159925How was she cheating on him, and how did he knew?
>>221162214I prefer this chick, because she has great ass. I might not be watching it for survival stuff.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Erm5Xm6FjyY
>>221160024I'm salaried WFH, so it's basically "whenever I'm done"So I woke up at like 9:55 and have been getting paid to type this
>>221159925Humans are social beings; not exchanging thoughts with others once in a while makes us mentally ill. This is true even for the greatest possible hermits among us, like level 3 autistics and those diagnosed with schizoid personality disorder. Tom Hanks did not even have an internet connection and access to an image board in this film.
>>221159925Did he and wilson ever... You know... *Makes action with index finger and closed fist while whistling provocatively*
>>221160024I'm salaried WFH, our office hours are 8-5 with an hour lunch but I can come and go within reason through the day if I need to run an errand. Sometimes I work over to finish things up though, and some days I fuckoff and scroll the chans like I'm doing right now
>>221163853based and same paid shitposter
