I miss this fat fuck like you wouldn't believe.
>>221161354The amount of white whores he got to fuck being a fat negro is insane
>>221161432That's how you were conceived, anon.
>>221161354He sure couldn't control his appetite fucking dumbass committed suicide like Gandolfini.
>>221161354basic stoicism shit, that's carlin tier but he gets a pass because black
>scream laughs for 30 second and dies of Aidsbutt
>>221162018aidspancreas but yes.
>>221161976I find Carlin overrated but unlike most people here I don't hate him
>>221161354One of the few niggers I ever admired, he’d be fun to hang out with.
that's just ebonics solzhenitsyn
You shouldn't heed the life lesson of those who die without fathering kids.
>>221162580I take it you're not a christian
>>221162601Touche
Honestly wonder what his wisdom would be in todays age, by the time we needed him most, he was gone
>>221161432its just fame and being a jerk to women, it gets you laid
>>221161354I wish he was still around just to hear what he'd have to say about present day Bill Burrbut he'd end up like basically any other edgy-00s comedian and he'd wind up in Austin doing mediocre sets
Just another victim of the Schumernator. https://youtu.be/MylhoTBrLrI?t=83
>>221162075Fuck no he wouldnt! Just like Jimmy Norton or Shane gillis or even nick Mullen are awfully toxic people to be around. Tim Dillon producer quit his very lucrative job and so did Tom segura producer because they got sick of each other. Patrice was funny but an negative aura if there ever was one.
>>221162811go read solzhenitsyn. he was basically non-person'd because he talked about the jew problem.
>>221161354Patrice had some alright takes, other than willingly cucking yourself, kinda lost the plot there.
>>221162040Most people don't hate Carlin, just the schizo(s) here that spam the same threads over and over
>>221162040The more you listen to him the more insufferable he becomes. Hicks at least died in his prime and I get the cigs and acid. But they're dead, so fuck 'em.
>>221162883>I wish he was still around just to hear what he'd have to say about present day Bill Burrthey were good friends so i think he'd defend him. also, people soften up and lose their edge as they age. the only comedian i can think of that still retained their edge into old age was carlin, and even he was a unique case because he didn't start getting edgy until he had a full head of gray hair.
>>221164813sick of zoomer cat posters
>>221161354>i'm smart and perceptive enough to see through all the bullshit society forces is to deal with>but not smart enough not to eat myself to death in my 40sdeathfats don't deserve praise
>>221164919You are a monument to homosexuality.
>>221164919sick of cuckolds obsessing over the generation they raised and avoiding accountability
>>221162811He is a fucking hateful and bitter artist who didnt want to be polite to the higher ups and languished in mediocrity. Dont be like him! Its like a Greek fable.
>>221162811Even he would probably be surprised by how bad things have gotten, despite seeing the trajectory. His "how would you keep your man if you lost your pussy?" bit and his talks on Brazilian whores vs American whores are still gold though.
NATALEEHOLLOWAY
>>221161354>women bad>wypipo bad>not stuffing your face for 5 seconds bad>treating your diabetes bad>being alive badWoah... so based!
>>221162883Patrice would 100% have a podcast where he says one genuinely funny thing every 40 minutes between arguing with some onlyfans broad and explaining why eating cake for breakfast is actually alpha. He'd roast Burr for turning into a scolding NPR dad but then still do his show because they were boys. Austin would hate him after like 3 months because he couldn't do the "every comedian is a philosopher-warrior" circlejerk without calling them gay.
>>221161432He actually didn't get as much pussy as you would think. He talked about the "fat bitch from the Wiz", and his shtick worked good on the radio, but at the end of the day he was too fat for his dick to even work.
>>221161354You wanna know where the word nigger comes from?
>>221166744Patrice O'Neal was being a nigger and somebody just called him a nigger?
>>221163803Are you a bill burr fan?
>>221161354Yeah wow that’s so relevant to your life. You really relate to a life in show business and can understand this fat nigger’s profound insights into why he was “too real” to ever make it big. Shut the fuck up
>>221162580>>221162601>“a man who has no kids is obviously a loser”>“but what if he is celibate to show his devotion to the Jewish god?”>“ah, you got me there old chap”Pathetically cucked faggots, fucking kill yourselves.
>>221166912the game
>>221166790Bill burr admits he is a cunt all the time.
>>221166744don't really understand that bit. it sounded to me like louis was just butthurt that patrice was talking about anything jewish and he wasn't even really making fun of anything, he was literally saying where "kike" came from
Never cared for his stand-up, but loved him on O&A.Ben Bailey at his roast is still the GOAT.
>eat a cake and kill yourself
>>221167518Yeah, it was both. A cheap shot and he was being aggravated he really did know the history.
>>221167518>>221168448Pretty sure it was just a joke. Part of his standup back then was a bit about how being offended by someone saying nigger is retarded.
I just wanna know if Patreeky would have been Team Opster or Team Nana/Jimmy
>>221161354>that story when he and his friends ran a train on a girl and one of them blabbed so hard an entire school over the other side of the state learned about it and the girl there accused them of rape>had to go into hiding for some time>come back to school because he's a retard>go straight to jaillmaoYou kinda get where he's coming from when you hear that shit
>>221163803Shane seems way too chill to be that toxic.>plays medieval video games constantly>into civil war historyHe's so autistic that it's a miracle he grew up a jock.
>>221169359That is his side of the story that could just as easily be bullshit. He is literally rewriting history.
>>221169451It's HIStory not HERstory.
>>221169442Just because he is occasionally cool doesnt mean he isnt a piece of shit who savors bullying people. Same with sam Hyde. Even Shane admits he pushes people too far. He has several incidents where he doesnt press the brake on the needling.
>>221169481That's just bros being bros nigga. That's how we were when I was deployed in Vietnam and in Afghanistan (in video games).
>>221169506Wrong! Its douchebags being douchbags! If we were patrolling together and you were on my bad side, you better believe im looking the other way when you step on an ied.
>>221169542Doesn't matter cuz we'd all be dead unless the devs nerfed it.
Eventually a network would have given Patrice what he wanted - a show where he had complete creative control over the content so long as he got the episodes on time. It probably would have been a hit but he'd find some way to fuck it all up like Chappelle did
>>221169587Did he say anything about chapelle walking away?
I'm tired of midwits thinking rich people just want to "control" people. They dont' give a fuck what you do.
>>221169612IIRC he did one episode of Chappelle Show (the Player Haters Ball) and didn't like the pay so he refused to come back. Rich Vos was also in the episode but had all his lines cut. They mostly talked about it with Burr because they thought he was the white guy who laughed a bit too whitely at a racist joke which made Dave walk away
>>221169643They invariably do
>>221164813I find that the key to understanding him is realizing he is a member of the silent generation and he got to see everything his generation built up destroyed by the baby boomers.
>>221169587I'm thinking his career would have mirrored Louis CK's>get show where you're allowed to do whatever you want>liberals love it and embrace you>sell out to them>"DIS HILLARY CLINTON LADY IS PRETTY DOPE Y'ALL">Frank Sinatra's kid writes an article about what a deviant sex pest you are>get cancelled>spend the rest of your life playing vidya and eating chinese food until you die
>>221169667>THEY DO BECAUSE THE FAT COMEDIAN SAID SO
>>221169643They desperate and scared people. They wouldn’t make everyone submit their ID to use a computer or spy so much if they didn’t care
>>221169658I heard Dave say he was nervous about doing good. I heard that about burr but have never heard him address it. Poor vos, still trying! He does good on his podcast at least.
>>221169720>>221169712>>221169643>>221169667The heritage foundation nation and palantir are literally doing just that, dummy kun! Israel doxxed protesters that were exercising their 1st amendment and the banished them to the shadow zone. Dont let you guard down, they are coming for you!
>>221169805if you bother people who just want to be left alone, then yes they will try to stop you. Like bees, leave them alone and they'll leave you alone.
>>221161354Might genuinely be the most overrated comedian in history, 99% of his act is the hackiest "women be shopping" kind of bullshit.
>>221166735He did fuck Tori Spelling tho
>unfunny spergs on /tv/ hate him because he's black and a swingerIt's just another point in his favor
*knock knock knock*I NEED MY FAVOR
I endorse hate speech is the best 3 hours of radio to ever exist.
>>221170060Wimmin'do be shoppin'
>>221161354Fucker wasn't alive to save Jonah from Ornella.
>>221161354If you just attributed the quote to some contemporary theorist like Mark Fisher or whatever, it would be considered profound when contextualized socially rather than just about getting pussy.
>>221161354Didn't this guy do a rape?
>>221161354>I'm officially older than him when he diedDamn, time flies.
His stories about hollywood and turning down offerings from people like Spike Lee to be a part of the in-crowd was fucking interesting https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=arTXw60SD8o
>>221169681They were happy to see it happen because it felt progressive until it was something they liked. Carlin is boomer hack>>221169691It was crazy how he become a liberal darling when I used to listen to him on O&A when he was everything they hated.
>>221172470>spike calls him to personally ask him to be in a project spike is shooting for showtime>patrice already has beef with showtime and tells spike not to call him and to bring any deals to his agent>spike says aight and never works with him againcrazy to burn your bridge with one of the top black directors because you already have a burned bridge with a major network, but that's Patreeky for ya
>>221169962They are trying to destroy western civilization, what the fuck do you mean?!
>>221161354He was murdered.
>>221172664By the hostess company?
>>221172671that's how the CIA gets away with it>a horrid car crash!>a sudden heart attack! >a slip down a flight of stairs! compare Patrice at the Sheen roast (a few months before he died) to Chris Farley's final SNL episode (a few months before he died). Patrice is calm and collected and Farley looks like he could drop dead at any second
>>221172671By those who asked him to be a part of what was coming and he refused. He didn’t want to be in the belly of the beast. He thought he did, but when they gave him a chance to be a part of the Black Lives Matter movement and the free speech limitations they were planning to implement he rejected it.>Alright, then…*click*
>>221172720>>221172773This is way more fun than accepting strokes and heart attacks just occur spontaneously. Scary, I know.
>>221172792his spontaneous stroke just happened to occur at the strangest possible time in his life, he was a fat comic for years doing absolutely nothing except I Love the 80s shows. Then society makes a change and suddenly Louis CK and Bill Burr are being propped up to push social causes and such through their humor. They look at other comics in that mix and finally start giving Patrice mainstream opportunities like being the final roaster at the Sheen roast. Everything seems to be going well, and then he has a massive stroke which coincidentally takes away his ability to communicate anything to anybody. Notice how there's never been a mainstream Patrice documentary even though Netflix has a new documentary every single day.
>>221172882His girlfriend made one and funneled the money, allegedly.
>>221172882You’re correct and the fact shills are diving you has if anything led me to believe more than ever that he was killed. They should have just ignored you because now it’s looking like damage control.
>>221166912>capitalizes jewish >lower cases God
>>221172470>>221172632He didn't want to owe. It's how cartels work. He dealt with low level jews and made deals solely based on monetary return and not personal debts.
>>221172773>>221172882And his glownigger girlfriend and Burr got to steward over his likeness and life rights after his deal through the Patrice O'neal benefit. If you know you know, anon, and most would rather not know and play dumb.
>>221173744He was a self sabotuer who thought it was better to fail on his own terms than to fail under someone else.
>>221173169Agreed.
>>221173790He wanted to enjoy his ceiling fan and be funny at bananas comedy club and carolines while making a few grand a month. Fuck off with the armchair psych act. There is no part of comedy that necessitates being a dancing doll on strings for mainstream narrative massaging and consensus building.
Patrice O’Neal died of natural causes. He was obese, ate horribly, and didn’t take his meds. Y’all should learn from and take your meds.
Aside from Patrice who's the least embarrassing person out of the O&A crew?
>>221173829if he was just a lazy nigger he wouldn't have woken up at the crack of down and drove his ass from Jersey to Manhattan to do O&A so many timeshe wanted the fame, money, power and everything that came with being a celebrity, but he wanted to do it on HIS terms and didn't want to be the dancing monkey in someone else's project
>>221173838Everyone knows it's you, Von. Give it up already.
>>221169643>OY VEY
>>221173849>driving to shoot the shit with ant, colin, norton, etc>he wanted fameDid you even listen to him on I endorse hate speech? He openly states his dream was basically a podcast before podcasts were a big thing and to just be supported by those who liked his perspective. He describes no more than a modest living driven by his rhetoric alone instead of the performative and entrapping nature of the business.
>>221170111Ugly jew goblina
>>221173909O&A basically gave him a platform to say whatever he wanted, because when Patrice showed up the boys would (mostly) allow him to steer the conversation in any direction he wantedI remember one time there was a chick in studio, so immediately he starts attacking her and arguing over the men vs women thing. But then Opie tries to steer the conversation into friendlier waters so the chick will get naked and even tells Patrice to chill out and stop antagonizing their guest. You can literally hear Patrice sulking and brooding because the white man told him to stop yelling at this chick for 5 minutes so she can feel comfortable enough to get naked All he needed and wanted was complete freedom and not have anyone tell him what to do. It's really that simple: he was an uppity n-word that didn't like taking orders. Still one of the funniest humans to ever be recorded
>>221173952>didn't want to indulge opster's hack, shock jock, howard stern act>he was an uppity n-word that didn't like taking ordersRetard. At least you admit he was funny.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tewg603vshU
>>221163803I don’t think Ben quit because of Tim. He did it cause he didn’t want to be the guy that giggles in the background of Tim’s podcast his whole life.I thought it was stupid but now listening to Ben he’s way funnier than Tim and clearly was being overshadowed. He made the right move.
>>221166912You’re a fucking retard dude
>>221173997the only other time he seemed genuinely hurt was when he told danny to go to the sus pirate website and danny refused he loved O&A because he could be honest, if he thought Opie was being hacky he would 100% have called him out and gotten Ant & Jim to laugh their asses off
>>221164054he was probably too fat to fuck
>>221174013Both of them are spineless faggots, so who cares?
>>221174013>I don’t think Ben quit because of Tim.He absolutely did. It was warranted too, because Tim just kept saying catty little things to him where the clear subtext was that Ben was The Help on the show, and that's it.You can tell he quit because of Tim and that he still has a lot of unresolved frustrations because of it because of how much he fucked with that mediocre comic Jeff Dye later on. Why would you fuck with a pathetic hack like Jeff Dye this much and say nothing about Tim? Because it was all displaced anger that he wishes he could direct at Tim. That anger was driving him crazy, and he had to direct it *somewhere*, so it landed on this nobody Jeff Dye.And I'm saying this as a genuine Ben Avery fan. I think he was really hurt by the way things ended because he considered Tim a good friend.
>>221174032>he loved O&A because he could be honestSo now you are agreeing with me? Yeah, that was what I said. I don't know why you were saying fame was his driving motivation before...
>>221174098>because>because>becauseDamn, I'm retarded.
>>221164874Carlin's career spanned like 4 decades. he was always edgy, its just that each generation the bar was higher. he had taken the meme over the edge with one act in the mid to late 90s iirc and he had to reel it in a bit.
Bill Burr sold out Patrice.
