What did Tom Cruise mean by this?
He wanted to taste Beckhams dry jizz
>>221162734She wanted him
are the Beckhams seaorg members?
He's a wifekisser. He kisses wives. It's just what he does.
>>221162734wtf is up with her face lmaooo
wait, why does an english ball kicker need a hollywood star?>go to wikipedia>ctrl-f "jew"ohh...
>David was awarded his star because he founded Studio 99, a content studio that develops and produces documentaries and series for streaming giants such as Netflix and networks, according to City News Service, but also for his contribution to soccer in the US, according to the footballer.HuhThey're assumedly just good friends but I'm going to choose to believe they've never met before and Tom Cruise just turned up and refused to leave them alone
>>221162824Posh was always the ugliest spice girl. Face like a fookin monkey
>>221162734Plastic surgery is a helluva drug.
>>221162824Clearly she has got lot of work done to her face
>>221162863He named one of his kids (now an adult) after Tom.
>>221162956Mapother?
>>221162863every piece of plastic surgery seems to edge women closer to the same exact facethey all converge on a primordial female omnibog
>>221162734all their faces are getting weirder and weirder
Tom's gotten so old-looking so quicklyI'm not saying he looks older than he should, but he held on to looking relatively youthful for so long and then it all came down at onceHe looks like one of those shrunken heads you make out of an apple
>>221162933Looks like it's still ongoing
>>221162771her plastic surgeon could've tried harder
>>221162734Victoria looks like dog shit
ITT: kissless virgin zoomers surprised that boomers still touch each other and are ok with it
>>221163066Whatever he was doing, he wasn't able to keep it going during the lockdowns
>>221162886Ginger spice won
>>221162824Too much botox.
>>221163066He hit his 60s during the covid time warp so the perception has been skewed for us. In my experience people start to really look old at 55-60
>>221162734She's looking at him exactly like that blonde girl was looking at Henry Caville. Did she get mavricked?
>>221162863What's the deal with British women hooking up with American men? Americans are known around the world for being uneducated and uncivilized, why are they always so eager to bend over for these chuds?
>>221162734David and Tom are friendly, no big deal.The Cruise is just a passionate guy.
>>221163554>>221162863God damn older people look like shit when they try to look young. Dyed hair, dyed beards, bogging, etc. looks WAY worse than just going grey and natural.
>>221162734Curious addition of a british soccer player to an american hollywood acting recogn--ah, nevermind. Just tribe things.
>>221162734If he's /ourguy/, then he's trying not to burst out laughing, seeing her face.
Posh Spice is looking tight. I hope he gets to smash.
>>221163375Horner is a lucky man
>>221162863Nobody "gets" a star, you pay thousands of dollars to "receive one.
>>221163541i couldn't be with a british woman. the accent would drive me fucking insane. i'd kill her in less than 5 months.
>>221163066Good, I want him to start doing dramatic old man roles instead of actionslop.
>>221162734>"finally someone even more bogged than I am!"
>>221162824Yeah, that’s tragic. I used to have such a thing for both her and Kate Beckinsale, and they both look like Cenobites now.
>>221162863they've been friends for decadesnever thought tom cruise would like someone like david beckham but whatever
>>221164663Posh British accents are nice
>>221163554>David and Tom are friendlyIt's good to see the big guy finally acknowledge that at his age he really shouldn't be chasing twinks anymore.
>>221164757No, anon, they're not. You only think so because you associate them with actors whose job it is to sound good.
>>221164663There's nothing more unattractive than the voice of a modern American woman
>>221163541>uneducated and uncivilizedThat’s old world faggot code for “assertive”. Also, you’re welcome for just about every major technological innovation of the last 200 years. Oh, and for paying your defense bills for you too, so you can blow your share on “dem programs” for infinite third-worlders.
>>221162734All the people from my childhood look like skinwalkers now.
>>221162886t b h I wonder if being a horrorshow of plastic surgery aftereffects isn't part of her "brand" now
>>221164801>you’re welcome for just about every major technological innovation of the last 200 yearsAnon here was personally and intimately involved in creating many of them and is not a failed individual trying to subsume himself in some manner of group identity at all.
>>221164810It's discretionary. They deserve to.
>>221164835>don't take pride in the accomplishments of your ancestors goy the tree they planted and the fruit it bears doesn't belong to you it belongs to turd world brownoids insteadshouldn't you be in the /got/ reddit colony thread, redditor?
>>221162734>What did Tom Cruise mean by this?If he's like me it's muscle memory. When I hold hands with my wife or kids, I like to kiss their hands or on their cheeks.
>>221164835Hey, if you’re allowed to paint with broad strokes, so am I.
>>221164880>broad strokes>1 personk
>>221162734These people eat literal children
>>221164638There's still a selection process. You can't just pay your money and get your star, there's a committee that decides if you can have it. THEN you pay your tens of thousands of dollars.
>>221164862>I've got nothing>w-WEDDIT! WEDDIT!>also cock in my mouth pls
>>221164754Isn't Beckham widely recognized as being nice as hell but dumb
>>221164901this post was made from a lonely room
>>221164915yeah, you're done, redditor. go back to your /got/ thread
>>221162987>they all converge on a primordial female omnibogwonderful post anon.
>>221163554>>221164754Do you think they ever... you know? Maybe with Posh in between to make it seem less gay. If they'd DP her they could still feel each other's cocks rubbing against each other through her.
>>221164942that makes for a great friend usually
>>221162734Tom fucked posh? uhh oh. that's awkward
>>221162886umm you mentioned monke but there's literally a nigger spice girl. yeah....
>>221162734Do famous rich people all really just share their wives and gfs????
>>221166650>epstein files out>still questions if epstein class behaves like epstein class
>>221164795oh yes there is, an australian man sounds gay as fuck even when he's straight because his accent sounds like an unholy lovechild between a british accent and a valleygirl accent
>>221162734Just affirmation.Like giving something good because you'd just had a lot of good. Share a moment with them.
Tom is a good friend, maybe if you were nice once & while
>>221162824She answered the call
>>221166650yes
>>221162824she monke
Is that the alpaca guy from Twilight?
>>221169893That Romeo Beckham. Do you live under a rock?
>>221164619He ruined it all trying to fuck some scrag who worked for him, silly duffer.
>>221163066I must've dreamed a thousand dreamsBeen haunted by a million screamsBut I can hear the marching feetThey're moving into the street
>>221162734he knew exactly what he was doing
>>221162863David Beckham is so good looking homoNever been a footy fan but the most I've ever watched of it was during his era of football. Him and Zidane are legendary.
>>221169893thats Toms fuck boy
>>221162754fpbp
>>221164952A lonely red room
>>221162734You incels are so pornbrained that any non-sexual physical contact is like a black bull crustbusting your fav white gayporn actor.
>>221162734Women let gays do that.
>>221171569wtf
>>221162734Beckham the soccer player? How does that even make sense.
>>221171847>>221163685Oh
>>221162734He looked like he could've jumped on her couch
>>221162734He's just a weird guy.
>>221164915Faggot
