>I wish for 700 clone-wives of Nikki and 300 clone-concubines of Sarah>Snap
>>221164415>not wifeing the goth gfamateur
>>221164415is this trash online in good quality yet or still you fags shilling sub 480p trash audio trash bit rate version
>Wasting your wish on a girlNGMI
>>221164415They show up squished together into the form of a 700x larger Nikki and a 300x larger Sarah
>>221164415I... am consulting my lawyer before making my wish
>>221164962What’s the problem!
>>221164911Not really. >I wish for a sweet wife who will love me despite my income, flaws, family issues, life decisions, who will never cheat on me and happily bare our offspring so that we may live long and happy lives together.
>>221164415>"I wish DHT hormone makes people (male and female) hair on the scalp stronger and healthier, while ear, nose, ass, back, shoulder and belly hair weaker. Rest keep normal"
>>221164774>septum piercingnah I'm good
>>221164415I wish I had turkey sandwich
>>221165497Oops you mispelled "bear", now she's sterile and you have ED
>>221165508Women (and zoomers) now go bald due to low DHT (also doesn't effect induced non genetic alopecia like traction type, and also female hormonal pattern baldness is still prevalent)
>>221164415I wish for my limbs to be removed and myself turned into nikki personal dumpslut.i want her not to distinguish me with her toilet and yes I want her to give me,a limbless bio toilet more priority than to her toilet.I want her to shit inside my mouth piss inside my mouth use my elongated tongue as toilet paper.Oh and i get my sustainence strictly through bodily waste.
>I wish all the world's money was in my living room
>>221164415Based and Solomon pilled.
>>221164415>and they also are all into femdom and several of them are varying sizes of giantess>>221164911OP clearly said he is wasting his wish on 1000 girls
I wish every person with an IQ below 115 was unable to reproduce.
>>221164415Man, if I had one of these entirent continents would get depopulated haha.
>>221164415Your operating under the impression you know the wishes come true unlike the character who thought it was a joke. Just like the guy who asks for a billion.
>>221164415>I wish I loved myselfHow would the jews monkey-paw this one?
>>221164415>andtwo wishes, you're only getting 700 nikkis bucko
>>221165621On rye bread, with lettuce and mustard, and, AND, I don’t want any zombie turkeys, I don’t want to turn into a turkey myself, and I don’t want any other weird surprises, you got it?
i wish i had a key that could turn into anything i wanted
i wish for infinite wishes with zero drawbacks
>>221164415I wish for the horniness of every adult human female on the planet to increase by 25%
Wish for all memory of Islam to disappear across the world
I wish the Holocaust never happened
>>221167251>The world is exactly the same
>>221167236Just start with Judaism. Solves all three in one go. You can't have the other two without any records of the Jews since the other two rely entirely on Judaism's existence. The world would probably be ten times more interesting anyway.
>>221167313That can be your wish lad, just the muzzies I'm after
>one Hitomi Tanaka, please
>>221167251whoa how did you do that
>>221164415there are wishes and then there are desires that rise above the rest
>>221164415I want to be Nikki's little baby roly poly tampon boy.
>I wish Nikki's toenail clippings disappeared into a jar in my room.
>>221164415I wish for a can of Pabst Blue Ribbon that’s never goes stale, is always 45 degrees farenheifht, is always half full and always has the same amount of beer in it no matter how much I drink or pour out.
>>221164415why you would possibly need that many girls tho?
>>221164415Didn't hate the ending, but I kinda wanted to see what would happen if he didn't down those pills while Nikki made her wish for him to love her, so we could see some crazy ending happen between two people who are obsessed with each other.
>>221164415Well that is easy, I'd wish to be the most powerful sorcerer of all times. That way, I could full fill my own wishes.
>>221168984I like that idea actually, could have been aome escalation where their obsessive love causes them to buy more wish willows to wish for them to love each other even more until they start tearing apart each other
How bad would things get if Bear had wished for a harem? Would they kill each other and the problem takes care of itself? Or do they slice him up into little tiny pieces and share with each other?
>>221169091It sounds like a monkey paw so probably really bad shit
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>>221169422>When your girlfriend tells you to put the toilet seat down but you put the lid down too.
>>221165513This. It makes the nose ring look good by comparison which is beyond depressing. She was also unattractive.
>>221164415>I wish for two numbah nines, a numba nine large, a numba six wit extra dip, two numba forteh fives, one wit cheese... and a large soda>snap
>>221164774>gothThis term has lost all meaning.
I wish I never said those things to her and she loved me again and she was still a virgin and rewind time back 6 years
>>221165641The wishes are spoken, not written, goober.
>>221169545You should do this anyway. Shit particles spray up to five feet around the bowl every time you flush.
>>221171010Those words are pronounced differently, you fat American fuck
>>221166663Ur gay now lmao
>>221169814They're all cold except the drink which is overly dilute, flat, diet, and warm
