>>221164611
did Shrek 5 already come out

>>221164611
>Dreamworks creatively bankrupt

I'm taking a double deck Shrek in the toilet right now just filling up the entire bowl with huge turd globs, so this is actually really asswarming news!

>>221164611
2000s nostalgia is going to be the new 80s isn't it?

>>221164753
where do they go after this, they're running out of material

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>>221164611
Zombie Shrek WILL become a thing in your lifetime
you WILL have to tell your kids* that Shrek "used to be good", and they will look at you like you're talking about the Simpsons

*your sister's kids because you're an incel

Short Circuit 2 did it first
https://youtu.be/Rfjv66w9u7c?si=DOUTULGCNv_2Gj3E

>>221164775
Fred and Soulja Boy will soon be doing commercials looking dead inside.

>>221164611
Shrek 6 is the one they had to postpone because everyone guessed the entire plotline based on his zendaya looking daughter

Puss in Boots movies have both pretty good actually. Donkey can't carry a show, he's the annoying sidekick everyone barely tolerates

>>221164917
Donkey talks like Eddie Murphy because of a magic spell, they'll put a new spell on him and he'll be a serious black man like Idris Elba.

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>co-directs the first Shrek movie (after initially being a head of story on it)
>doesn't get involved with any piece of Shrek media afterwards

I'm proud of her. She couldn't do anything to stop the milking, but she didn't have to be a part of it either

>>221164653
no, its date was pushed back
it's all speculation but rumors are that they're either redoing models after the bad reception of the teaser trailer, or actively reworking the story since the vibe shift since 2024 has made the film's obvious plot a guaranteed flop
>story about rebellious teen whose dad just needs to let go and let her be free
>also heavy about of body positivity and fat acceptance

>>221164712
>double deck Shrek
>asswarming
Was that second one intentionally about a certain ĎÖŇĶÆ?

>>221164775
Remember that Super Bowl ad with the 90's celebrities digitally de-aged? That's where we're headed. Why do you think every company is dumping money into AI and data centers? Part of it is surveillance, and part it is to flood every movie and TV show with actors in their prime.

>>221164611
Everything in the franchise beyond Shrek 2 is offensively bad. Why would anyone want more of that shit decades later when Hollywood has never had a worse creative output?

>>221164753
>2000s nostalgia

But the 2000s never ended. Every decade since has been the same exact slop. Same shitty music, same shitty movies, same shitty tv, same shitty everything. Just lesser in quality.

>>221165296
The first wave of 80's nostalgia was in the 2000s. Everyone was angry about the war on terror so they retreated into memories of a simpler time. The second wave was in the mid 2010s because every CEO greenlit projects based on things they liked as children in the 1980s. By this point, 1980s nostalgiawank has been going on longer than the 1980s.

>>221164611
Shrek is love, Shrek is life.

>>221165359
The reason why 80s nostalgia never went away was because there wasn't anything to replace it. The 90s tried but most people realized the 90s were mostly terrible and 90s nostalgia never really took off. So we keep retreating back to the 80s over and over again.

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As someone who has the whole thing memorized (it's only 83 minutes long without credits), I can say with confidence that it has many problems

>>221164863
To be honest, a Fred x Soulja Boy crossover sounds kino.

>>221164611
>Shrek 6
Probably going to be trash
>Puss in Boots 3
Has potential. The first two movies were really good.
>Donkey
I'm skeptical but hopeful.

Shrek 2 is absolute kino and I'm tired of pretending it's not

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Answer me this, Shrek 2 fanboys. What was he doing in that 4 minutes/30 seconds gap?

>>221164821
>Having kids with your sister
Hot

>>221164653
>>221165150
The rumour is that one of the tweets making fun of it with a painfully generic plot was dead on the mark so they've gone back to rewrite the entire film to make it less shit

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I can understand her forcing Shrek to go meet her parents and be on a royal ball, but she could've given him some confidence or etiquette lessons on the 700 miles journey

>>221165150
>>221165600
>The film was originally planned for a late 2026 release, but DreamWorks and Universal Pictures delayed it by six months to secure a more lucrative summer release window, a timeframe that has historically proven massively successful for other blockbuster animated films -IMDb
Chuds are wrong again

Fiona sucks in 2

>>221165719
>We're delaying it because we want to
Imagine falling for the corporate fluff they feed the shareholders so they don't get pissed.

>>221165670
pfft her father's a frog

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2 is the only installment that has this type of humor

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>>221165844
>Joan Rivers

>>221164821
>Zombie Shrek WILL become a thing in your lifetime

...Son, Shrek hasn't had a good movie in over 20 years.

>>221165719
>missing summer blockbuster just cause
lmao suuuure.

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By the time Donkey does a backflip at the end of 2, you realize the filmmakers aren't trying to be like 1 anymore

2 > 3 > Christmas > 1 >>>>> 4

>Farbucks Coffee
>Barney's Old York
>Armani Armoury
>Versarchery
>Burger Prince
>Abercrombie & Witch
>FE FI FO Schwarz
>Baskin Robbinhood
>Saxxon Fifth Avenue
>Epiphany & Co
>Pewtery Barn
>GAP Queen
>Old Knavery
>Banana Kingdom
>Tower of London Records
>Pork Illustrated
>FFAPS (reference to USPS)
>Friar's Fat Boy
>ME! (reference to E!)
>Lethal Arrow 4
>Knaves to Knights (reference to Boyz II Men)
>Hex-Lax
>Toadstool Softener
>Elfa-Seltzer
>Preparation Hunch
>KNIGHTS (reference to COPS)

2 is so different from 1

>>221165600
You can't rewrite, revoice and reanimate a whole movie in six months. The movie is going to be extremely cliche and paint-by-numbers. But the young children the movie is aimed at don't see the cliches.

>>221166498
I think it's been delayed a total of a year since the Zendaya teaser, though I can't remember if the first delay was before or after it.

>"Just get this place cleaned up!"
Use your magic wand, bitch. They're fuckin doves
https://youtu.be/iQ02FYeoaxQ?feature=shared

>>221165454
>there wasn't anything to replace it
You havent seen all the 90s frutiger aero windows xp nostalgia stuff lately? 2000s grunge horror remembering Linkin Park, Evanescence and Saw and House of Wax? The 80s is still one of the most iconic decades but there is still nostalgia for the next couple.

Sharktaleanon thread

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>>221164611
>Already greenlighting 6 even though 5 is still to be released
Absolutely soulless

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How I wish Shrek didn't get any sequels. Antz was lucky

>>221164611
are they really just making a Donkey movie because eddie murphy complained about it?

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>doesn't appear in the sequels

will the ugly stepsister appear

>>221166999
That would be funny

>>221164611
shrek is dreck

>>221165991
oh I see. You started with the shittiest.

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There were clearly more than 32 potions in that room. I also don't get why the dove says "only 1 potion is missing" when we saw some bottles fall to the ground and break

>>221165375
That gave me nightmares…

>>221167253
4fags dont even exist

>>221165199
We already have Tupac in the new Yakuza so you mighy be on to something.

>>221166498
>>221166568
It was supposed to come out this summer originally, and has been delayed by a full year in total
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cpdj9njpn1zo

>>221164753
Can't wait for The Hangover part four.

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>Chastity Belt world tour

2 is full of stuff that is meant for the viewer to read, which is something 1 doesn't do

shrek already looked middle aged in the 00s, is he gonna be in his 60s in the next sequel?

The lack of new IPs just have us spiralling in a cultural whirlpool...of doom.

>>221166876
>initial buzz around Shrek 5 was bad
>Shrek 5 was delayed
Announcing Shrek 6 and the spinoffs now is probably some sort of 4D chess maneuver by the executives to signal to the public and investors that they're actually so happy with Shrek 5 and confident in its box office success that they're going ahead and getting the ball rolling on future entries.
>heh, you retards think Shrek 5 is just gonna be a shitty flop, huh?
>well, what we've been seeing from even the preliminary cuts is so fucking golden that we're going to go ahead and greenlight Shrek 6 AND these spinoffs; how do you like them apples, little Donnie???

>>221165517
shrek 2?
one has a tighter script

>>221167120
He was in the 3D movie with fuckwad's ghost

>>221164611

Godfuckingdammit enough already... why does every IP need 12+ movies?! Make something new you creative bankrupt hacks. How does people keep consuming these products that are obviously well past their expiration date?

>>221168132
That short is awful

>>221165517
he was right
https://youtu.be/pjmlNyu-E1U

>>221168009
The Hangover and Over Again
>starring Timothee Chalamet, Tom Holland and Zendaya

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What do the Shrek 2 fanboys think about the other DreamWorks movie from 2004?

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>>221168403
>orcaface
Not politically correct

Shrek 1 has a better opening than Shrek 2
https://youtu.be/Frdja5K0O5c?si=cSgHJL7EuBpegU-U
https://youtu.be/sueIX8VmU8A?si=NGqp_HImp_1Q0fUI

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>Well, at least we know where the princess is. But where is the
>DRAGON

>>221168064
Animated characters don't really need to age

The first trailer of Shrek
https://youtu.be/lNfei4YCZ5o?si=NGneZgEzgX-Tjt6e