God damn this movie awoken something in me when I was a kid
There was no reason to make this dog so attractive.
>>221166921I hate that all of this media was made targeted at my age group that would show kids in school wearing hats when hats at school have always been banned for me.
>>221166921I only like furry porn when it’s mom/son incest but there seems to be a strange lack of comics considering how popular I perceive furry porn to be, I guess it’s not that popular?
>>221167036no you’re just retarded there’s literal goof troop porn comics
>Disney movie just casually shows a teen girl get soaking wet upon seeing a hot guyIt's an entirely different world now.
>>221166921Every spanish girl in my middle school looked like this
>>221166921She's getting wet here.
>>221167027Haha we had standardized dress so any movie with kids in school looked very weird since we had to wear this shit instead of normal clothes.
>>221167206You're brown? I dont get it
>>221166921For me, it was the blonde in the assembly
>>221167027>not allowed to wear beanies or graphic tees or baseball caps because niggers be nigging with gang colors and uniforms
>>221166921Why do black people love this movie so much?
>>221166921Yes you want to fuck dogs
>>221167401Yeah it's weird, I see why mexicans and latinos in general do, but blacks makes no sense unless they think goofy and his son are black
>>221167350
>>221167401reminds them of the time their dads promised to take them on a camping trip just before he left for purely socioeconomic reasons.
>>221167401Well Prince is in it
>>221167401>>221167428I always assumed this was a black movie. Isn't everyone here supposed to be black? It always came off that way to me (I'm white)
>>221167491Explain how either of the two girls in OPs pic look black? She looks like a Puerto Rican
>>221167491all the cast is white/jewish
>>221167206The guy on the far-left reminds me of Timmothy Mcveigh
>>221167100Wasn't this the whole plot of Turning Red?
>>221166921zoophilia?
TALK TO ME TALK TO ME TALK TO ME BABBAY
>>221167036>I only like furry porn when it’s mom/son incest
>>221166921>Squirt myself some lotion>And when I blow she's jerking her hand>To end my girl's commotion>I'm reaching our for her sweet ass end>Maybe I'll uncover>What I shoulda seen all along (Yeah!)>Buns stay on my face 'n smother>Your butthole's where my mouth belongs>If we listen to your buttcheeks part (OH NO!)>We'll find we've never smelt so foul a fart>And baby there's no good reason why>For the first time ever, I'm peekin' into her brown eye
>>221167681this teenage girl is hot
>>221167320Anon didn’t like that movies would show kids wearing hats in schools because they were banned in his school district, I am sympathizing with him as I couldn’t dress like kids in movies due to standardized dress rules.
>>221168085whore.
>>221167535>>221167491>>221167401I assume it has to do with the references to black culture at that time. There's a song called "i2i" by Tevin Campell who's character "Powerline" heavily resembles Bobby Brown, who was another r&b singer. There's also references to Michael Jackson's moonwalk here or there. That and probably some other shit I wouldn't even know.
>>221167948Kek
>>221167531>>221167535Yeah I don't know, it just felt black. Despite the white skin, they look and act like black kids of that era.
>>221167491There was a brief time in the mid 80s to late 90s where Americans weren't at each other's throats over racial tensions and everyone was more open to trying other cultures. Even shit like Rodney King united everyone against pig cops. We were genuinely happier until the CIA kept fucking things up.This movie is just one of the many marriages of different backgrounds coming together to make a commonality in art. It fucks.
>>221167206Same here. I went to catholic school and we had to wear red white or blue golf shirts with khakis. There was also a turtleneck option that I sometimes went for
>>221167491>(I'm white)You're not>B-but my skinYou're not
>>221168220People here missing this is really weird.
>>221168220this character is visibly browner even as a dog thoughbeit, so that implies max and goofy and all the other main characters are caucasian animals by default
>>221167000I wasn't allowed to watch The Goofy Movie as a kid and now I know that's probably the reason why. Space Jam and Roger Rabbit were fine though.
>He messed up his life by not taking part in the enforced dating program that is high schoolUnless you went to an all boys school, there's literally no excuse as you had the pick of the litter.
>>221166921i think this movie is the cause of my childhood daydreams of doing something competently on stage in front of my peers.
I'm still waiting for the story to finish too.
>>221167206Oh man those are some bad colour choices. Dark grey, I guess?
>>221171066Someone was making a pretty good Peg and Max comic but I think it isn't finished yet
>>221168358ah yes, the 90s, that wonderful time of racial harmony when nigger jurors would knowingly let a nigger killer of a white woman go free purely to spite whites>united everyone against pig cops.>It fucks.i know what you are.
>>221167491not canonically because they're not humans, but yes, the black community generally accepts Goofy and Max as being intrinsically black, similar to Piccolo.
>>221171409shut the fuck up
>>221171706Peel one, Shaniqua.
im gettin a red rocket
>>221167140Cookies get wet? How do you know this?
>>221167428They are
>>221167491It is a black movie, this was the token white character, my 10yo me understood this was the token white character, and I was fine with it because he was "cool"
>>221167948Masterful
>>221171886If goofy was black then max would be an orphan.
>>221166921Is it just merely the hair that is a turn on? Between big nose/big eyebrows there aren't a lot of traditionally attractive facial features. The eyes are bigger than her friends, but not the biggest in the movie. I'm gay so I don't know
>Be me>Dad left when I was 5 because "he wasn't ready for the responsibility" and figured my mom could do it solo>Watch friends play with their dads and become full of seethe>Grandparents gift me A Goofy Movie>Seethe at Max for not wanting to hang out with his dad>Roxxane and the crop top chick are smoke shows tho so I watch this movie non-stop on repeat>Eventually get over absent father shit and just cope with it>Turn 19>Dad Facebook messages me "I feel bad for not being in your life but I'm ready now.">mfw
>>221172561what a selfish fucking asshole
>>221172151Goofy is clearly a white man, Pete is black for sure though
>>221172561fug
>>221167401Black musician is a big plot pointDaddy issuesGoofy and max themselves are like 90% black (literally)
>>221168085This is that girl you think is innocent but she's already blown half the football team
>>221172308In a way, he is
>>221172343>big nose/big eyebrowsI like those but I know I'm in the minority
>>221167027Huh. Our 10-12 years we could wear anything, so one guy started wearing skirts and changed his voice. One day a bunch of kids came from another school and as we walked up the stairs one of them asked who the chick ahead of us was near the top and we were like "oh he's a dude". I can only imagine he was cast out from his social group after that. Grim.
>>221170252I wish I went to an all boys school...
>>221166921For me it was a different dog.
>>221172561>hi son now that the hardest part of raising a human is over im ready to be your dad againI'm sorry your dad is a nigger anon
>>221173215It's more common than you think. I know a few dudes with dads who walked out only to try and pop back into their kids lives after they turn 18. I also have known guys who are doing this shit with their kids now because they literally refuse to grow up. It's not like the mother's are saints either.
>>221172151Unrelated, but Lel at this token white dude. Basically carrot top. Such a token white guy can't even find any better images of him besides by himself kek
>>221172561Is your dad a British aristocrat? Because that's par for the course.
>>221172561Literally what happened to me.
>>221172561Your mom should've picked better.Granted she had like 5 nice guys behind her but decided to get knocked up by the emotionally unavailable Chad
>>221172561>abandon child when hes first really becoming conscious>come back crawling for his own emotional absolvent when his kid is 19 and already developed lol your dads such a piece of shit
>>221167206>White kid with the White girl>Colored man with the Colored woman (their culture shows sexual dimorphism earlier and as such are paired perfectly)>3 designated nonwhite wingmen in the middleAs America should be. We’ve lost our grasp.
>>221173307lmao women choose to let these bums nut inside them
>>221172151Eating cheese with your hands is so fucking vile.
>>221172561Happened to me too, except I was around 9 or 10 when he left and decided to start showering this ugly redhead bitch who he calls a wife now with TVs, jewelry, and expensive purses. The only time he tries to come back into my life is when he wants to make me miserable and guilt trip over me not wanting to ever hang out with him.
>>221166921Why do millennials always make the exact same posts on every fucking website
>>221172151you're hallucinatingthere's a clearly black coded musician and the rest of the cast is white coded
>>221173481No, at the time he was a military dude who played beer league hockey so that explains everything>>221173810Yeah, I met some people who knew him. At the time he messaged me he was also messaging old family and friends he fucked over. He hit rock bottom or something.>>221173866>>221173644Feels bad man. But at least we know better not to put any kids we may have through it.
>>221167027Main character syndrome.
>>221167491yes, but they had to tone it down for scenes like this because it was too on-the-nosehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjK6PRfrkgc
>>221166921>no woman will ever look at me like this
>>221175360Got a car? Hang around schools
>>221173859classic hindsight genius takedeadbeats usually don’t open with “btw I’m gonna vanish once this gets inconvenient” on the first date
