Cute Corpses editionPrevious >>221134783
First for Elvira
Farmigabros eatin' good:https://variety.com/2026/film/reviews/the-leader-review-tim-blake-nelson-vera-farmiga-1236770533/
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i recently rewatched rosemary's baby.it was very kino.
>>221167300>download and browse through a huge dump of memes, reaction images and just random shit posted on forums >dissected-chan >toss the drive out the window
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>>221167509i quit that movie after 5 minutes
>>221159336>>221159533I'd be surprised if this actually comes out this year.
>>221167300Love the first 2/3 of this corpse's movie.Also she's hot.
Maximum kino
>>221168003Maximum autism
>>221167880>not the last 1/3Too spooky?
>>221161375Necrostorm's streaming service is still not available, 6 months after they said it would be. I can't sneed their kinos or see Adam's Curse.
>>221167300After decades of watching horror kinos, I thought I watched more...
>>221168165I'm up to 1508 horror movies watched and 2940 total movies. Closing in on the big 3000.
>>221168075Too generic spooky monsters running around type stuff. I like the buildup of the mystery and dread vibes of the earlier parts.Like you know it's a horror movie and likely some supernatural stuff, What's going on? Oh she's got like a witchcrafty thing stuffed in her throat. Maybe a witch cursed her? Maybe she's a witchtrials girl and her soul is haunting the body or something, there's that stuff, and then I can't remember the exact escalation steps (it's not that long really), something obviously witchcrafty and fucked up is going on, and then they cut her open and her skin is all burned and covered with tattoed symbols on the inside of her and it's like, oh, something is REALLY witchcrafty and fucked up.Huh, maybe I just like it for the same reason I like goofy power scaling gags, like Wesley revealing that he's also not left handed in the princess bride, or picrel (iykyk).dead guys roaming around and being spooky is fine and all, but I like the turning point of it going from mystery to suddenly like "they're in way over their heads".
>>221168165that's an impressive amount for anyone anon, not legendary but you'd have seen most of the kinos.
>>221168252I'm 3123 total movies watched. Guess I have to step up my horror flicks game. Fuck.Has /hor/ ever made its top 100 list ?
>Ali Larter and Famke Janssen in the same moviekino
bump
>>221168330I can't even make a Top 5. After the top 3 movie, it just depends what I'm in the mood for. Collectively, we have too many groups (trolls, 80s lovers, Giallo fans, etc.) that it makes it impossible to come up with a Top 100.
>>221168262nta but yeah it falls apart. many such cases.
>>221168390/film/ made its top 100 (I shilled Sansho the Bailiff heavily, it made top 10). Everyone votes for their top 10 and then we add up all the votes. I'm too lazy to do that even if people we up for voting tho. Giallo sucks btw. Italian supernatural movies are much better.
>>221168452The only movie everyone would agree on is probably The Thing. I can't imagine anyone not putting it in their /hor/ top 100.
>>221168165I don't even like horror movies that much.
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I'm sorry everyone I apologize.
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>>221168629I do not accept your apology
>>221168629What are you sorry for?
I BITE AT THE HAND THAT FEEDS MESLAP AT THE FACE THAT EATS MESOME KIND OF ANIMAL CANNIBALANIMALCANNIBAL
>>221167300Evening Fixbros. Thoughts on this new image of Amanda Fix?
>>221168349Bridgette was pretty hot too, ngl
>>221169281Ugly as ever
>>221167300>>221137213Why did you lie? Makes me sad
>>221167767I don't think we are, IMDB and some other sites say 2027 now. Crazy considering it was supposed to be out in November 2025.
>There are no feature films specifically about clitoral hoodsIt's over
>>221169059B A S E DASED
>>221169966Cucked response
>>221170085Cecilia was so goddamn hot
>>221170017Be the change you want to see in the world, Anon
>>221169969I keep thinking that's Bill Paxton on the poster, and my heart sinks when I remember he's no longer with us
>>221170335>my heart sinks when I remember he's no longer with usMe too man, that one was really sudden. If I recall right he kept his diagnosis a secret until the day he passed.
>>221168165>>221168252>>221168330>>221168556Hohohohoho
>>221170017The main dude has a jar full of roasted clitorises he eats like jellybeans in Human Centipede 3
Is it a normal reaction that after watching Bloodsucking Freaks, while you didn't find the movie enjoyable you cant stop quoting Ralphus?
>>221170621That's insane.
>>221170268100%. Honestly, I would have shameless sex with current-day Cecelia lole!
>>221170017I think that's what that teenage sex film is about. At least I think it has a giant vagina in it
>>221170649Whoa, Chris Jericho named his bodyguard after this guy. I'm a longtime BSF fan and just learned about this.
>>221170692Spiritual companion film to Beau Is Afraid.
>>221170621>remembers less than 1% of them
>>221170621based final kino boss. what do you think the best hidden gemmys are?
>Arthur longed for that sexual scent that smelled like home.
>>221170621Zamn!
>>221170701That's why I felt compelled to watch it...so many cultural references over the years.Maybe I am getting old.
>>221170723They've all become mainstream favorites. I first rented Return of the Living Dead on VHS when it was still out of print and remember thinking "why isn't anyone telling me about this movie?" Felt like all people were pushing on me was shit like Don't Look Now. Sorority House Massacre 2 was of my go to hidden gem recs but you guys all know that one. So are some of my others like Viy, Suicide Club, Alucarda. Oh well, I gotta go, I'm in a screening of Ponyo and it's starting. Here's some of the least popular titles on my viewed list.
>>221169969OP is a fag, that's why.
>>221170980https://letterboxd.com/manwithpetgull/
>>221170980>literally in a movie theaterkek
>>221170980How old are you?
>>221170980>Viy, Suicide Club, AlucardaImpeccable taste anon. You are connected to yourself.
>>221171316a gentleman never asks a kino enjoyer his age
>>221170649Who was that, the main guy or the midge?
>>221171294>11,658 films watched
>>221170980>Return of the Living DeadI think it was the first horror movie I watched when I was a kid. It was an edited version on cable.
>>221167300>>221171258>walling at 30 feels like
>>221171895Kek
>>221171294Damn son. See this is why 4chinz can't be beat.
>>221171310Ahhh, that was nice. Probably seen this in a theater 20 times now.
>>221173066Had the theater all to yourself?
Has anyone made a Folk horror chart?Maybe i'll make one.
>>221167326>Tim Blake Nelson as Marshall ApplewhiteNuclear-level kino inbound
>>221167532it wasnt that bad
bout to marathon all these
>>221173333Haven't seen a single one but interested in your thoughts. I feel like watching the first one condemns me to see them all.
>>221173280Nah, it was pretty weeb infested. I just always take the handicap seats cause they're the best ones.>>221173333Checked. The first one was hilarious but I never made it any farther.
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>>221173588kino name?
>>221173622Stacy
>>221173521For me, it was Sugar
>>221173672Delicious exploding whore titsDo demons count as corpses?
>>221173732I saw this in the theater, lol
>>221173540This one was definitely a part of my childhood in retrospect
>>221173732JIM JIM JIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMM!!!!
>>221173748For more Melinda Clarke /hor/ kino check out Killer Tongue
>>221173771Based Infinity Pool referrer
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>>221173808what the fuck was her problem
>>221173875>spiders as soon as you go to sleep and open your mouth
>>221174084Uber antiDisneykino
>>221174100Why don't I ever run into any sexy spiders
>>221168349First movie I saw Ali Larter in
>>221169997Trash’s revenge guy is a shady fuck making a glorified fandom ( Iirc Linnea Quigley even removed the film from her social media Upcoming list) and the other guy seems to not have any of the actors likenesses despite selling merch featuring all of them. Looks like all parties involved suck dick.
>>221174274>fandom*fanfilmLook into the guy, I think he did jail time for embezzling investor funds or some shit
>>221174308Good pull. You can see her fully nude in this scene too.
Is there a /horr/ pastebin?
>>221174308kek I always think of that pic where someone got her to sign the topless version of this
>>221167300I enjoyed this movie a lot more than I thought I would. Had some pretty creepy moments, and the overall idea was pretty cool.
>>221174382Does it need one?
>>221174535Just on what words to filter
>>221171842>It was an edited version on cable.Rare, I've only ever seen the screenshots where his jacket was changed from "Fuck You" to "TV Version."
>>221174635Excellent choice
>>221167300>>221167300>Cute CorpsesJessica Biel
>>221174635It's funny how she was basically just what the average foid wants to be these days.
>>221174664I need an uncensored webm of this.
>>221167300Fuck yeah!>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q2xJfxZoAz8Theres a small series called the Outsider. Its from a few years ago but I think its underrated.I also watched "Bring her back" recently and liked it.
Here's your next director for Return of the Living Dead
>>221174710Best i can do >>>/gif/30793573
>>221174762It's been reported that these are tits and ass films however
>>221174762I feel like if you have 3 or more films <4.0 on imdb you should just be banned from making movies.
>>221174762Imagine Linnea Quigley running around with her 70 year old ass and tits out all movie like in the original
>>221174814There should be a gofundme to get her fully granny bimbofied first
>>221174766based
>>221174308She cute.>>221174814I'd watch if it also included current-day Barbara Crampton and Diane Franklin doing the same thing.
>>221174949And say, them all pulling a horse cart driven by Caroline Munro nude on all fours with bridles and blinders etc
>>221174308Even while playing dead you can almost feel that posh bong smugginess coming out of her.
>>221174974Kek I'd pay good money to see that.
I'm sorry I apologize
>>221174635the best >>221174170I forgot she was even in it til I rewatched it, for me it's final destination
>>221167300She was so good looking.I wish they used porn actresses in these types of films for better nudity though..>>221168165I don't keep any record what I've watched, probably around 200.It's super annoying though to find an interesting title and 10 min in realize I've seen it before.Once took over an hour to realize that in 1.5h movie..
