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>>221168463So brutal and so relatable. Sometimes they were just playing hard to get.
>>221168463What causes a 12 year old girl to start bawling in class?
>>221168517>their knees grow
In college a girl sat beside me and sniffed me and told me she loved my aftershave and then she sniffed me again and told me it was so good. I just said thanks and nothing else as I didnt know what else to say.
>>221168652Many times in university girls would sit down next to me, sniff and then get up and find a new seat Since losing 60 pounds and abstaining from eating slop I’ve noticed that I no longer smell like asshole anymore which is good :)
>>221168652>thanks, you too
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>>221168463>ok class form pairs for the assignment>odd number of kids in the classSometimes I think they did this deliberately to fuck with the loner kids.
>>221168710Yup, same as making you wait for the restroom when they are passing assignments. Just a power play. The ultimate uno reverse move was getting up without asking for permission. Bold and there was nothing they could do. It was like the joker inbthe interrogation room.
>>221168841This is so eye opening. I still love music and art. I dont ever want to stop.
holy shit it was decades ago FUCKING GET OVER IT.
>>221168603usually a government imported 35 year old third world refugee pretending to be a child
>>221169666But enough about the Holocaust.
>>221168463That's stupid because you could replace gosling with anyone else on the planet and that meme would be exactly the same.It's only """funny""" because you recognise ryan gosling and that makes you go "HA HA I RECOGNISE HIM!" and clap your hands like a circus seal.
>>221168652>oh, that's just my medicated hemorrhoid cream
>>221168841make him 10 years youngers and its accurate for me
>>221168652so girls can just smell guys and tell them they smell good without getting accused of sexual harassment? fuck this unjust gay world
>>221170619Im ok with double standards otherwise I cant judge them for being whores.
>>221170760You can file a complaint to the school or HR. They do take it seriously. However, you will forever be known as The Gay Dweeb.
>>221170760Obviously you are ugly. That's the difference
>>221168652
>>221168923>ghosts of missys peepeeholy kek
>>221169732They won’t even call you a racist. You’ve won. This was a killing blow.
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>>221168841Do memes count as art?
>>221170760Girls have way higher expectations for anyone allowed to approach them. If I put on cologne and some foid with no kids and isn’t fat thought I smelled nice, I’d be pretty pleased.
>>221168603the ick
>>221168463I have two memories of this.
>>221170815i used to text chacha dead baby joke and it would send a dead baby joke and id recite it to my classmates and maybe get a laugh and this guy is rich and shit. FUCK>>221171063i had a dream where a girl that doesnt exist called and asked me to hang out and i woke up extremely flattered
>>221168675What slop were you eating before?
>>221171192I had a dream where I wasn't reading your boring posts
>>221168899The older I get the more I realize I never liked music.
>>221170760that's the natural dichotomy resultant from women being physically weak; they cannot act upon those urges so their comments are seen as harmless. falling for the "equality" angle makes you as much of a retard as feminists
>>221171222close your eyes, bitch
>>221170815kek that was a good one
>>221168652In gym class senior year a girl grabbed me and went in for a kiss, but i was smiling and she kissed my teeth. I was so embarrassed I just avoided her after that. She was a babe, too.
>>221170815>sensiblechuckle.gif
>>221170811Lol you hit the wrong comment
>>221168517kek
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>>221171208Hickory-smoked horse buttholes from a cup.
>>221170979This guy is asking to get rocked with an uppercut one day.
>>221172949OH SHITit's Doctor Tran
>>221168923for me its horny with a chance of my balls
>>221172988KEK
>>221168463Something like this actually happened to me in 6th grade. Some girl was in love with the body spray I had used and was going on and on about how she wanted the hug the guy wearing it, so my friend just goes >Anon’s the one wearing it The look on her face was so fucking hilarious in hindsight lmfao.
>>221168841When I was young I used to think about vidya, anime, and comics. Now I’m an adult and I still think about vidya, anime, and comics. And also money.
>>221173441Where’s the version where it shows his move set at the side of the screen lol
>>221172972soon
>>221168652I mean this completely seriously and unironically: you are probably autistic
>>221168753This. They did these things to hurt children, and us autistics were their favourite target.
>>221173584What would you say in that case?
>>221170815why was he not arrested on the spot? he basically admitted to watching cp
>>221168603i do
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>>221170815so true lol
>>221174021>>221174622
>>221173483He posted it.>Suspect Confession links to Scottsdale Rapes and then either use Missing Kid to build meter or, if you already have level 3 cancel into Perfect Storm.
>>221172972settle down little buddy, it's just a bit of fun
>>221169698kek yuros really did that shit to their own kids. tf wrong with you
>>221168652I see a lot of replies telling you that you fucked up but nobody telling you what a good followup is.
when i was in 9th grade there was a girl who was literally the kindest and friendliest person ive ever met, just a real pure soul, but she came from an extremely poor family and she looked kinda greasy and ugly and had terrible hand me down clothes she never did anything wrong to me and was really nice but obviously became the target of bullying, particularly by the girls in our class who i spent most my time with. I never bullied her or anything but i know those girls were nasty to her, especially the one i was really close with, who happened to share the same name as heranyway in gym class we did the dance unit for that year and the gym teacher paired me up with her and i dont know what i was thinking but i made a stink about it and refused to dance with her in front of the whole class and got kicked out then a second person did the same after me. by this point the gym teacher was furious and yelling and that poor girl was just utterly humiliatedI remember near the end of that year waiting for the bus after school and seeing her stand with her little brother, and both of them had this look of just...pure hatred and despair on their faces, no doubt because of everything they were put through, and God damn, that look is just burned into my mind. remembering how kind and bubbly and happy and innocent that poor girl was at the start of the year when i first met her, now seeing that look of just pure seething hatred and resentment and suffering.that shit if going to haunt me to my grave, and knowing i played a role in their torment. knowing i never said anything to the other girls about how they treated her...
>>221175126I had a guy who was a dick to me in highschool apologize and it was kind of weird, like he was trying to relieve himself of the pain he knew he caused me while reminding me of what a shitty time highschool was.
>>221175126You did the right thing. Association would have you brought down to their social outcast level.
>>221168652When shit like that happens and you don't know what you're doing then it'll just lead somewhere bad even if you have sex. My inexperienced friend had his life completely ruined by what seemed like an innocent hookup with a quirky girl that came on strong.
>>221171192>chachaMan I haven't thought about that shit in years. I worked for them for a few months over winter my sophomore year of college when I didn't have much going on. Pay was shit but it was kind of fun.
>>221175169Yes, apologizing years later because now you feel bad is selfish. You already did the irreversible damage, the other person (hopefully) moved on, so the apologizing only serves to help the dickhead feel better.
>>221172938this is gold jerry, gold!
>>221175126School is a machine designed to crush happy peope
>in college>late to class one day>only seat open is next to this short cute girl I've been checking out>blonde with pale skin and green eyes, petite and perky>sit next to her>she drops her pen and it rolls down the floor>get up and get it for her>hand it back with a smile>eye contact lingers, she smiles back and then looks down meekly>realize she's quite shy because I've never seen her talk to people>we just sit quietly during class and when class ends, we leave without interacting>next class, I sit in my usual spot>she comes to sit next to me despite tons of open seats>don't say anything or even make eye contact>we do this for nearly half the semester, I look forward to it every time>never say anything but feel like ONE DAY I will finally say "hi" and we will start talking>decide to skip class once and go home early>get on the bus in front of campus - there is nobody else on it>go all the way to the back and sit down as the bus idles>see her get on>we make eye contact for 0.05 seconds and then I look away quickly>she comes all the way to the back and sits RIGHT across from me without a word>bus starts moving - we're basically the only 2 passengers>I stare out the window with my mind racing>she is forcing my hand, there is no way I can't talk to her now>a couple minutes go by which felt like hours, is it too late?>bus goes under an overpass and we make eye contact through the window reflection>I quickly look down and then back out the window when the light is back>realize it's too late>feel my heart sinking as I realize I'm living through a moment I will regret for the rest of my life>brain is screaming NOOO SAY SOMETHING FAGGOT!!!!!!!>can't do it>my stop comes>fumble out of the seat awkwardly staring every direction but hersafter this, she never sat near me or looked in my direction ever againthis was 12 years ago
>>221168652The worst part is now all you have is this pathetic memory to dwell on. Literally the most exciting interaction with a woman in your whole life is some bland experience where she complimented you and you said thanks instead of marrying her and having kids or some socially retarded fantasy that was never going to happen.Christ, move on.
>>221168652reminds of the time I ran outta this nice light cologne I used casually so I really liekd the smell of my deodorant stick and I dabbed a teeny bit on my shirt. Then in class this girl was face level with my chest and shes gooning over the smell asking me what it is and I was legit stunned at what to say cause admitting the deo stick woulda been fucking retarded so I think I sperged out long enough to lose aura. musta said something like "im not telling" or something cringe.
>>221171192Fuck man I used to love cha cha so much. I'm really big into trivia and facts and it was an incredible resource as a teenager to be able to get immediate answers on anything and everything without having to rely on AI
>>221170619It's because he's literally me.
>>221175270>getting this worked up over an anecdotethe lady doth protest too much methinks
>>221175261lol I'd be curious to hear her side of the story
>men still pining over something that happened in their childhood or over 20 years agomoids really are the stupider sex
>>221175261I'm not reading all that, but I'm happy for you, or sorry that happened.
>>221172972an uppercut to the knees, maybe
>>221175126At my grade 8 graduation dance, one of the outcast girls came up and asked me to dance during a slow song. I was worried I'd be made fun of for dancing with her so I told her I was tired and then sat on a bench at the side of he gymnasium. Not much later I happened to see her crying in the far corner of the gym away from everyone, while two other outcast girls she wasn't even really friends with were just kind of consoling her. I immediately felt guilty and went up to her and asked if she wanted to dance and her response is burned into my mind. She looks up at me with a bright red flushed face absolutely covered in tears, and loudly whimpers out through her crying "I'm REALLY not in the mood to dance with ANYONE." Then she pushes past me and runs out of the gymnasium. The other two girls just kind of silently stare at me for a moment until I just awkwardly walk away back to the rest of the gym like nothing happened. No one ever brought it up to me so I don't even know if anyone else even saw it happen. I didn't see her for the rest of the day, in fact I don't even know if I remember seeing her at all for the short rest of the school year that was left. I still regret not just saying yes the first time and dancing with her out of kindness.
>>221175397Kek
>>221172972Yeah, you just can’t allow that much aura loss to go unchecked.The guy is an extreme ass.
>>221175124Sniff her back, complement her perfume and segway that into a conversation that starts off about fragrance.
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>>221175261had a shorter story like this of a girl build like angela white in a short sun dress eye fucking me at a store before meeting my friends at a moviehurts
>>221175445Is there any way to recover shreds of dignity other than instantly KO'ing or murdering the bigger?
>>221170713I'm stealing this for the next time I have hemorrhoids.
I am good looking but extremely autistic and socially awkward. Since I was in school I've found out that every girl in my class had a crush on me. But I couldn't talk to any of them. When a girl sat next to me I'd just avoid looking at her and try to forget she is there. My only way of communicating with girls was groping their tits which in hindsight sounds completely insane.I guess the way you act doesn't matter if you are good looking. No one ever corrected my behavior except the two times the girls started punching me.
>>221168652I could tell you like five much worse stories from my own life but it still hurts too much so you only get the short versions:>went on a movie date with a cute girl without realizing it was a real date. Just thought ”this is what friends do” even when she held my hand>girl gave me her number so we chatted a bunch about school stuff but when she asked me to come help her studie i chickened out. >another girl asked me if i had facebook, i said ”yes” and kept walking>girl spent the night at my place when i lived at home, offered her the guest bed because ”my bed is so small” Dont ask why. You will never understand why
>>221168841I looked it up and he was indeed about 36-37 during filming.That is a rough 36
>>221175126I had a similar experience. There was a girl in our grade who hadn't really done anything wrong exactly but she was ugly, fat and smelly and so nobody really wanted to be around her or get partnered with her for dancing lessons or anything like that and I was part of that. Even now decades removed that name still has an unconscious connotation of "ugly smelly girl" to me. It seems cruel out of context but that kind of social learning is half the point of school.
>>221175497>No one ever corrected my behavior except the two times the girls started punching me.That sounds like an added bonus. Lucky bastard
>>221175465>Sniff her backCourting like you're a stray dog
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>>221168652Yeah this will live with you rent free for the rest of your days. Don't worry about it though, many such cases.
>>221175532How the fuck am I supposed to read this?
>>221175169>>221175251I was miserable in high school, I was the lowest of the low and picked on a lot, teased and got in fights. All I wanted was to be left alone but several people seemed weirdly fixated on me. One time a guy who made my life miserable slashed my bike tires. I had to walk it all the way home and the next day he ridiculed me about it and I just acted like it never happened: nope, bike tires were fine maybe it was someone else. The guy was a fucking jerk and just relentless.Fast forward almost 20 years later and I had left home at 18 and never looked back, got a PhD and was a recently hired associate prof, married, two kids, living in a fantastic place. Still have confidence issues and I’m a weirdo but I’m much more comfortable in my own skin, people see me as eccentric (often charmingly so) and I’m well respected. Also lift weights and active so I’m actually in my best shape now than any other time.I am going to visit my parents where I grew up and who do I see but this fucking guy at the airport. He comes to me, says who he is and I feign like I kind of remember him but not really. We start chatting, he mentions people from high school he still stays in touch with (I haven’t thought of them since I left) and asks me what I do. I tell him without false-humility or pride and he gives me this sympathetic “good, good, wow that’s really good” and it segues into him giving me a heartfelt apology for like 10 uninterrupted minutes. I’m sort of horrified at first then a little touched but I realize this fuck is trying to use me to feel better about himself and me doing far better than him (he’s working at his dad’s business, living in the same neighborhood, no family) gives him conflicting feelings. He’s a user and abuser and going on some magnanimous trip. Sure some of it is real regret but he’s trying to feed off of me and almost knock me down a few pegs.
>>221175542By not being a phonefag.
>>221175499>>another girl asked me if i had facebook, i said ”yes” and kept walkingmy sides
>>221170979Those are two friends taking the piss and not just some fratboy bullying a random guy in public, right?
>>221175542do phoneposters really?
>>221171312It's good to see not everyone is a fucking retard on this god forsaken website. And this is funny too because some of these anons dedicated their whole lives to fighting woke culture and feminism and arguing about pay gaps and how the two sexes are just biologically different so not everything works out "evenly" or fairly. But then, as soon as they see a post like that, they freak out about how females and males are not the same.
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>>221175499Reminds me of the time I was in tech school after boot camp>working out outside with a group of people>nerdy Latina comes up and asks me where I'm getting stationed>I say Norfolk and she says she's going there too>she says we should exchange numbers >mind you we have never spoken before>I literally say "...why?">she says so we can check in on each other>basically say no thanks and continue working outThat was 16 years ago and I still think about it
>>221175532>>221175542>>221175550Doesn't that explain so much? Old style comic type memes are dead because they're not a good format for phonefags. Same thing for everything else like videos, video games, website design, UIs, etc. Even TV & film makers consider how their thing looks on a phone screen. Everything has to be low quality and shitty because people want to consoom it through their phone.
>>221175169>>221175251>>221175549I just let him say everything, looking alternately interested, vaguely surprised and not understanding. To make a long story short, I controlled my emotions and in a sort of gently dismissive/uninterested way I leave him with: I don’t really remember all those details, high school is like kindergarten I’m not living in the distant past, he didn’t make an impression on me as I apparently did to him. No passive aggression, no obvious masked seething and also no giving into his trip by accepting an apology and consoling him. Just a sort of “this is getting weird, you’re living in the past and I sort of don’t even remember you” vibe.He looked really hurt and I left to go to the bathroom. When I came back I sat where I was before and when he tried to restart the conversation I politely sidestepped and said I had to do some work before we boarded but it was great seeing him blah blah blah then I started working on my laptop.Guy tried saying bye when we got to the destination and I just gave a vague half smile and eyebrow raise.Long story about nothing but it felt good not playing his game and not giving him one ounce of sympathy or reciprocation. Living a good life definitely is the best revenge.
i actually got along well with girls in school, so i thought nothing would be a problem. it was later when i realized, "ah, porridge in a spicy food contest. no wonder none of them payed much mind."
>>221175532I'm all for making fun of animefags and retarded anons and their way of thinking but make the meme shorter. This is leftist tier of too much text for not much of a payoff.
>>221168488A parent wasted their resources on this
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>>221175542Learn how to open the full rez verison on your phone, your phone browser is defaulting to the low res venison.
>>221175542self-report
>>221168652Buddy I had at least a dozen girls try to put the moves on me when I was a freshman but I was such a kissless virgin with so many hang ups I would always act like I didn’t understand.I’m talking about a beautiful little bubblebutt redhead shutting my door and locking it, putting on Bob Marley’s Stir It Up and laying on my bed with her ass up telling me how happy she is she met me. Or girls literally throwing themselves in my arms and so on. I just acted comically awkward or used bro humor when stonewalling them wasn’t working.
>>221175604You go girl! Now take it to tumblr. Jesus christ.
>>221175593Normies always take the path of least resistance. As a creator our choice is whether to make art for yourself or slop for the masses.
>>221175614stfu retard its funny
>>221175593Yes. This is also why we don't have photoshop threads or even original mspaint threads anymore. Phones can't do it. It's also why you have faggots complaining about "reddit spacing". Because it takes up too much space on their phones.
>>221175556anon...
None of these are tv related
>>221175549>>221175604lol if that guy had been remotely successful and just picked up where he left off and dunked on your nerd ass
>>221175648calling people out for reddit spacing is about as old as that site exists.
>>221175650What? I'd assume hat guy, short guy and blonde girl are part of a friend group fooling around.
>>221175640a female roommate of mine had to literally climb into my bed uninvited, in her underwear, and rub noses with me to get me to understand the message. and even then it wasn't until she rolled onto her back, staring up at the ceiling all defeated until i really understood and made a move
>>221175674it's also really, really retarded. No one is going to read a block of text 10 lines deep about why Tarantino is a hack.
>>221168652this almost happened to me once. i threw up and left.
>>221175683and you'll lose that faith in people eventually
>>221175670He gained at least 40 pounds and had a gut. I went from being stick man to being in really good shape. The guy literally had nothing on me except the distant past. And until I saw him that day, I hadn’t thought of him in years and it was so long ago the emotions and negative memories were sort of academic.
>>221168517Kek'd just what I needed, thank you anon
>>221175556Yes but these two dont know that, let them have their simple pleasures>>221171047>>221172972
>>221175542you have to press two buttons for premium experience
>>221175169>>221175251>>221175549The attitude of these people proves they were picked on for good reason, and they still don't understand why.
>>221175468I'm 35 and all I think about is how do I live well and in the moment with ignorant bliss
>>221175704Is harassing random people in public really that normalized where you live?
>>221175691That’s basically what happened to me but she went as far as taking her shirt off and asking me if I thought her tits were too big and not perky enough. Then she started kissing me and with no escape I finally surrendered. She changed my life because we hooked up a lot after that, remain friends to this day even, and I started sowing my oats because I wasn’t so hung up. I even told her a few years later that if it wasn’t for her I don’t know what I would have done.I only wish I had learned those lessons in high school or when all those girls were sending me the message loud and clear but I was too afraid to answer. Live and learn.
>>221175674As far as you know, since you started posting here on your phone circa 2015.
>>221175499>i said ”yes” and kept walking
>>221175507Not really. That's how men unaffected by estrogen poisoning in the water due to birth control drugs and pesticides/herbicides should look in their 30s.
>>221175549kek, that guy won
>>221175391Whats stupid about remembering one of the few genuine compliments? I understand that an average woman will hear dozen a day and all of them want to fuck you between the tits or cum on your face after doggystyle but men dont.
>>221175726Dickheads don't get picked on. They do the picking. If Anon is a dickhead today, it's only because Anon was picked on by other dickheads in school
>>221175697noone is going to read that either way. reddit spacing tells you who uses that site reliably, the arguments of readability are also old as fuck and never held any merit.
I've realized in my adulthood, that children and especially teens need a role model, I didn't have one, I just grew up into a skinny socially autistic nerd.I wish I had exercised, lifted and socialized much more and not be a shut in wimp.
>>221175790Could be worse, your role models could've been obese losers.
>>221175648Exactly right>>221175642If it's only for yourself then why let others see it at all? For me it was always about making anons kek or seethe. And it was low effort stuff, not a technical art. But now we've devolved so much that it seems high quality in comparison. >>221175674It started well into the phonefag era in the early 2010s. >>221175780You are retarded kek. Anyone who types with a physical keyboard is gonna put line breaks between paragraphs. That's how English text works.
>>221175775Strongly disagree. Everyone I know just wanted to play with each other. It was the few kids that actively tried to disrupt everyone else's enjoyment that became ostracized over time. They weren't bullied either unless they were continuously provocative to a point that it became impossible to ignore, at which point they for sure deserved it.
>>221175497>My only way of communicating with girls was groping their tits which in hindsight sounds completely insane.
>>221175726No I understand why: I stood out as a social outcast, I looked different, I acted different and I was sort of emotionally naive because I’d missed some key social milestones. I was introspective to a fault and couldn’t act natural with the guys.I have kids and I see how they all behave. It’s normal to target people and from an evolutionary perspective it makes sense: they’re navigating important social lessons and learning to exert control and avoid being on the other end. I don’t take it personally anymore. It also helped me guide my kids because I can recognize where I went wrong and I don’t just externalize blame.But in spite of losing the social game in high school, I flourished in college and became comfortable with really pushing myself outside of my comfort zone. That gave me lots of experiences that built confidence and character as well as unique stories that resonate and interest people. I’ve had a surprisingly exciting and interesting life and I’m married to a great woman, have great kids, a great home in a beautiful area, a career that I not only love but it brings a very lucrative salary plus lots of benefits, perks and respect. I learned to not be so wrapped up in myself and become confident in my abilities. This isn’t a pat on the back or gloating, just saying that things can change for the better if you’re willing to put in the work and be self critical. I know someone who is a rockstar in their field yet until they were 18 they were so pathologically shy they were basically mute. Give some people a little opportunity and they blossom. For me it was moving out at 18 and never looking back.
>>221175219Kek
>>221175549>>221175604>Living a good life definitely is the best revenge.You clearly don't believe this which is why you tailored your responses and body language to cause maximum harm you lying sperg. This attempt at being cool and detached while also clearly being desperate to claim victory has made you fail at both.
>>221168710It's #4.The 6 purposes of schooling as per its original advocate:1 - teach unquestioning compliance by forcing children to agree with things which are visibly false2 - conform all children, smart with the stupid3 - prohibit learning more than required4 - ridicule and ostracize undesirables so their peers see them this way to keep them from breeding5 - categorize everyone6 - select custodians to take over this
>>221175790specifically they need a father who is present to be that role model. my dad was not, he spent all his time working and drinking with work buddies and we didn't have a close relationship. i am convinced this is why i was such an autistic freak growing up. we're closer now but i had to teach myself a lot of life lessons that in hindsight really should have been taught to me by my dad. i will not make that mistake with my kids.
>>221175857>But in spite of losing the social game in high school, I flourished in college and became comfortable with really pushing myself outside of my comfort zoneI weaponized my autism in college by getting fit and completely slaying it on tinder.
>>221175219nah, he'd help them out, lose some other opportunities, they'd get better and more confident and later on turn on him or drop him like nothing
>>221174120I don't know.
>>221175233Please enlighten the class with a few details. It would help many of us, I'd reckon.
>>221175497>I am good looking but extremely autistic >My only way of communicating with girls was groping their tits No one ever corrected my behavior except the two times the girls started punching metopkek
>>221175848>It was the few kids that actively tried to disrupt everyone else's enjoyment that became ostracized over timeThe few kids that were ugly or just different?
>>221175497>I am good looking but extremely autisticThis is such cope fucking hellThe only people who type like this are a 5-6/10 People who are actually handsome don't suffer from their autism
>>221175233Did he get lactched onto someone out of his league’?
>>221175741COVID normalized it
>>221175532I still look like Mr. Anime but I wish I was still delusional.
>>221175705Yeah, sure man. You acted the same bitch made way when you were younger>that wasn't my bike>I barely even remember youThe guy felt bad because he saw you became a bitch for life because of him
>>221175968You have poor reading comprehension.>Quotes a line about kids being ostracized for disrupting the enjoyment of other's>Tries to imply that they were left out for being ugly or different.We got along with all sorts of kids, from the slow learning to physically disfigured. As I said, the kids that got bullied were purposefully antagonistic. Ruining games for everyone else by bending rules, cheating, fighting, or whining when things didn't go their way. But go ahead and keep on thinking that the reason you were picked on is because everyone else is just mean, and not because you were insufferable.
>in a classroom just me and 2 girls, no teachers for some reason (i went to a school for bad kids)>girl is talking to her friend complaining about how horny she is>2 minutes later she comes over to my desk and asks if i want to hang out>i said no because hanging out with girls is weirdshrimple as that
>>221175905I don't necessarily think it can only be your dad. Ideally it would be but I think if just having the right teachers, neighbors, friend's family or relatives could be a good influence. I feel like it some case your mother might be able to pick up the slack if your father is just an overall fuck up who wasn't meant to be a father. Unfortunate we realize these things much later in life.
is this the thread?
>>221176094i remember this doujin going in the other direction
>>221176077i think op is a fag for pretending not to care when clearly still caring but i think you are one too for tryharding to ragebait
>>221175126Canis Canem Edit.
>>221175499Fuck, I wish I could have had some funny memories at least. I was too forgettable to be noticed most of the time and if I was, it was usually to be called "that weird/creepy guy".It took me a while to realized that I really am weird but it's not as amusing to simply make females uncomfortable by mere presence.
>>221168603In 5th grade our teacher told us that the year before a girl came to the first day of class bawling because her brother convinced her that he was a mean teacher that beat the kids with sticks.
>>221175549i know this is fake because nobody posting on 4chan in the big 26 has ever felt the warmth of a woman
>>221175674completely wrong
>>221171037>>221173027Laughing my ass off my intent was to post:>For me, it's Ghosts of Missy's PeepeeAnd it was already done in these two posts.
>>221176114you mean extremely gay one? yeah
>>221176154Ah, so that's why your here
>>221176119i did successfully contain my autism and had sex with a different girl in basically the same scenario later so i got to see both endings
>>221175903It’s so weird that the Prussian model of school that was solely designed to train you to obey orders in battle became the standard everywhere.>>221175905Role model is correct, but you can’t really teach your kids anything personality wise, it’s all luck of genetics. My dad was in your generation step, where his father wasn’t around and he tried to be there for me, and it just didn’t take Becuase I was never going to be a chad-lite popular normie.Parents have much less effect than you think, beyond being stable and not angry
>>221175591Based. Do you think CHAOS got to lead the second Iraq Invasion by exchanging phone numbers with some barrack thot?
>>221170815Looks like he got aids or went vegan or something.
>>221175935We were both late 20s and he only had one short, bad relationship. So he basically had 0 experience. A woman around his age at work randomly started dropping hints. It seemed like a red flag from how he described her advances. I warned him that it was suspicious and to ignore her. But he ended up banging her and, weeks later, she informed him she was knocked up. He thought this was a blessing and moved her into his house and cared for her. I warned him that it could be a scam but he didn't want to listen and even went no contact over it for a bit. When the kid came he knew something was off but didn't know what to do. You need mother's consent for a paternity test to be legal and he was too scared to bring it up. I told him he needs a lawyer ASAP but he was too scared to even talk to one in case she finds out. He was still hoping his gut feeling was wrong. So he spent another year pretending everything was fine, caring for the newborn while figuring out what to do. Finally, he resorted to simply confronting her and they had a blowout. She finally admitted it was another dude's who was now in prison. They got divorced and the court decided that, since they had lived together for so long and he was so invested in the fatherly role, he had responsibility for the kid. Her side had all the evidence of all the photos she posted to facebook of my friend being the good dad. All the appointments and shit he checked the kid into. Legally, he was now the father. She didn't get any of his assets in the divorce but he's still paying child support. Now we're mid-30s and the dude is an utterly broken 300lb alcoholic. I've even had to block her because she dmed me trying to hook up randomly a couple of years ago. If he had any experience with girls he would know that the way this chick was hitting on him was predatory. He just wasn't equipped
>>221176130You girls figure it out.
>>221168652Everybody was kneeling out of respect. Absolute volcel chad.
>>221176284Fuuuuckyeah that's bad. I already know not to fall for female tricks because it's way to late for me to ever be plausible at near 40 but another reminder doesn't hurt.
>girl back in december repeatedly told me how she liked my adids sneakers>i just said thanks and smiled and thought nothing of itdid i fuck up? a week or so later i got her number, but then she ghosted me a couple weeks later
>>221171222I had a reality where you replied to them.
>>221176102mothers and fathers are not substitutes for each other, they are both required.
>>221176284>They got divorced and the court decided that, since they had lived together for so long and he was so invested in the fatherly role, he had responsibility for the kidI don't get this. Courts seem to treat relationships as implied contracts on the one hand but on the other hand they totally ignore all the pretext.Compare this to a business scenario. If company A manufactured some metal alloy and company B provided a necessary metal for that, then after 5 years a building made with A's alloy collapsed because the metal was of inferior quality, nobody would argue that A is somehow responsible for B's manufacturing or business and definitely not that A owes them money. B would have invalidated the terms of any contract by lying. But for relationships it doesn't matter at all for some reason?
>>221175790i had a role model and i still became a 27 year old khv shut in wimp. some of us were just born screwed
>>221170815Jay bauman does comedy now??Good for him 'twas time to feee himself from mike's toxic influence
>>221170979I look down (metaphorically) on other tallies like me who do that shit even in jest. At least to guys to girls its funny
>>221176460it doesn't make sense because you're looking at it from the perspective that things should be objectively fair. if you assume that the system has been setup to support women at the expense of men it makes perfect sense.
>>221168652when i was 15 a girl i got into bed with an 18 year old she stripped down to her panties and we started kissing each other, i lied down mostly frozen until we fell asleep
>>221176530you were raped anonhonk honk
>>221170760kek, you realize we want girls saying we smell good right? it means we might have an in, thats the opposite of sexual harassment
>>221176574It also means you dont smell as horrific as they day before
>>221176574fuck that, everything should be exactly the same with regard to sex stuff. it's the only way that it can be fair
>>221170815this is like an anthony gezelnik parody, hes flanderized himself
>>221176460Family court judges are next lvl evil.Also this>>221176511
>>221170979the power of white male superiority, too bad I'm short
>>221175126>literal normie prep assholes posting on 4chanI hope her life ended up better than yours
>>221176540...no...
>>221176142you're think 4chan in 2009, nowadays theres plenty of normies and some of the old losers like me actually got married
>>221176664i grew up in the upper east side of manhattan and came from a rich family, yet i'm still here and a 27 year old khv >>221176464anons from wealthy backgrounds are a thing
>>221176284Sad to say these guys are badly needed right now. Guys to point to as a warning for the rest. There's a young couple at work kind of like this, he's 23 and she's 22. She only wanted him after he became a manager. The girl seems to be a pathological liar who has accused a lot of people of a lot of bullshit that went nowhere, she used to hit on me (I'm 36, and they were already together) and was pissed when I ignored her. She's lazy, histrionic, bad with her money, and he pays for everything. So he's basically burning his own future to buy her stupid shit after she blows her own money on stupid shit. He's dead set on marrying her. I didn't know they still made these suckers. I would have fucked the shit out of her and posted her on /gif/ if my job weren't involved. >>221176460You're assuming the system is supposed to fulfill its stated purpose. It's not, it's disingenuous and it's doing what it is really made for. Enabling and subsidizing the the worst of the worst at the expense of others. If I have a big complex machine and I say it's supposed to make your breakfast, but instead it shoots you in the face, the purpose of the machine was obviously to shoot you in the face. I think that's an old Family Guy bit.
>>221176142I've been here for 20 years and I am married my guy
>>221176714can't you just use some of your jewish money to hire your favorite pornstar
>>2211767581. not a jew2. my parents wouldn't allow me to use their money for something like that
>>221176722>these guys are badly needed right now. Guys to point to as a warning for the resti used to work with a guy like that. his best friend had a BPD sister who got her hooks into him and because he didn't want to lose his buddy as a friend by pumping and dumping her he committed to her even after he knew she was insane. he would practically go sprinting out of the office to run home to stop her from her latest self harm episodes. anyway he married her, had 2 kids then blew his marriage up chasing a different BPD who was the office bicycle and his wife found out. he's now divorced and paying child support for the next 15 years. i might shoot him a message and catch up for a drink, never hurts to be reminded of how buckbroken a man can be.
>>221176138I had a kinda similar experience moving from 4th to 5th grade. I was part of a cohort that had been with the same teacher for the previous 3 years and moving to 5th grade we were finally getting a new teacher and it was the teacher who everyone said was absolutely awesome. We were so hyped. Then about a week or two into the new school year myself and and bunch of the other kids got pulled aside and told we couldn't stay in that class and we were getting moved to a separate mixed grade class, back with the old teacher we had just "escaped". We all freaked out and cried to the point they called our parents in and everything. Thinking about it now I wonder how shit that teacher felt that kids freaked out that hard about getting stuck back with her, but it seriously sucked for us at the time to miss out like that.
>>221176767you don't get a trust fund or something so you can spend the money without asking their permission?
>>221176758I'm not particularly rich and I hired a couple porn actresses I like for sex a couple times. It's nice, and they are nice girls, but at the end of the day it's just a fun thing you can do if you want to treat yourself to something. Like a vacation or a really good meal or that sort of thing. Sex, outside of a relationship based on mutual love, isn't that meaningful an experience. It's fun, but it's not transformative, less so than reading a really good book or watching a really good movie or playing a really good video game.
>>221176821yeah i wasn't suggesting he'd have a crazy life changing experience or anything but if i was rich as fuck you better believe mandy muse would be sitting on my face right now
>>221175124>nobody telling you what a good followup is.What's the point? The moment is long dead. All you are going to do is make anon feel worse.
>>221175790I was a skinny weak teen until about 14 when my best friend started doing bodybuilding and became visibly bigger and stronger than all his peers. I started lifting and became big and people would be intimidated of me. It didn't improve my life at all and I ended up being a muscular shut-in socially awkward nerd.
>>221176795I think BPD whores are so good at attracting and trapping guys because they know how to display the most attractive feminine traits in the right ratio and combination. The loving, innocent sweetness that makes you want to take care of them like a man, and the passionate ball-draining fucking. Men deal so much with these weirdly androgynous, sexless reddit DINK life quirk chungus bitches that when a feminine woman comes along, one who makes you feel like a man, you're willing to put up with any insanity that comes with it.
i dont understand.i am reading a lot of boy girl stories in this thread and non of them make sense to me. I am mid 40 and you guys telling me a girl would talk to a boy just like that? Never happened to me and i thought thats because this is how things are?
>>221175969I never thought of myself as good looking and thought I looked like shit. I thought my cheeks were too chubby, nose too big, hair too shit. Now I look at my old pictures and I was just good looking, I don't see the chubby cheeks I saw on myself as a kid and the messy hair I hated and couldn't keep under control looked stylish. It also doesn't help that I thought I was 5'8 until I was about 20 and got a proper measurement and realized I found out I am 6 feet.There are a few events that killed my self confidence like my grandma would examine my back and say I have a weird posture. A younger girl teased me once about my red cheeks and I didn't realize at the time I blush when girls talk to me and I thought I looked weird and red. For a short bit I had bad acne that completely killed my self-confidence. Any kind of compliment I assumed was people mocking me.I was an unbelievably weird and fucked up kid.
>>221177132Are you fat and ugly by any chance
>>221177132my now wife searched me up on my countries proto facebook back 15 years ago, isnt this normal for you guys?
>>221177132do you go outside? won't get any looks if you're just rotating between home, work and groceries.
>euro hours>two (2) offtopic incel threads upI assume jannies are all american
>>221175261This is what I don't get, fellas. Is a woman just being near you considered a signal to make a move? Why so ambiguous? Just fucking talk to me, and I will talk to you back.There is a girl at my gym who twice now has worked out in front of me. Is that a sign? I think I will ask her out regardless next time I see her, but it puzzles me.
>>221170675lol
Might as well tell my story too, haven't told this to anyoneCute girl (who's like a friend of a friend) asked what my ig was at a Halloween party. Proudly tell her I don't have insta. Female friend tells me that same night that the cute girl told her I was cute and giggled. At the time I didn't even realize she was cute. Probably a few months later another party she's constantly lingering near me and talking to me all the time as if we're close friends, thought it was weird at the time especially since I didn't even remember her name at first. After that night I realized she was cute, funny, etc. The whole thing. But I didn't want to seem "desperate" so I decided I would wait until the next social gathering and chat her up there and exchange numbers and all that to make it seem "natural". Suddenly COVID lockdowns hit. Next social event I find out that during lockdown another guy from the group had been talking to her (thru Instagram...) and that they had just started dating. Fast forward to now they're getting married in November and I'm invited. Grim.
>>221176087I was picked on for being white in a mostly mexican school. You're just trying to justify just-world theory, when something bad happens to someone they must deserve it.
>>221168652>be me>senior high school, age 16>a math test tanks the whole class but me, literally everyone got below 50% and I got an 80%>that girl that got struck by puberty from early on, and by that age she had a great body and always looked at me with lustful eyes, asks me to go by her place to explain some math to her>my retarded young self replied that getting an 80% means I don't understand math that well and I'm not good enough to teach her math>she looked confused and stopped giving me attentionAlmost everyone has a similar story to say. The point is, will you dwell on the past and keep punishing your dumb past self for making dumb mistakes, or will you treat it as a memory and learn something from it?
>>221168710>the therapist actually going to the school in person to ask why the teachers keep telling students to form groups and either punishing me or letting me work alone when they have all been told that they are not allowed to do that
>>221170815Made me lmao
>>221177836You can't learn from it, you'd get arrested trying to get a woman who can still pair bond. You fucked up and there is no recovery.
>>221169666>just get over your school induced PTSD broNo.
dude gave me a pill while shooting pool where I work after I was off and I said nigger a bunch, might get fired this week (not the first time)
>>221168652>aftershave? i only shave my face.
>>221177928loser
>>221176131more like homo homini lupus
Man am I glad I'm hideous. Any of those stories happening to me would constantly keep me awake at night.
>>221168652Should've said>sniff this, flex'd a 'cep in her face, then leaned in for a kiss.
>>221175126I have done similar, and had similar done to me
>>221178024Where do you think you are?
I am so fucking lonely and it's all because I was raised by neglectful parents so I didn't know shit, had zero social skills. What sucks is that I don't have anything wrong with me. No disabilities, no deformities, no ugly face, no balding, no manletism, no small dick. I look good and it should have been a good life but I had no social skills whatsoever. Every opportunity I could have had was squandered as I didn't even understand what was going on.It's not just about girls but girls are a good example. They liked me, they thought I was good looking and there were many who could have been my highschool sweetheart, girls I could have had a life with. And it all got fucked because I am like Jim Carrey from Cable Guy but too self-conscious to talk to people.
>>221175169>like he was trying to relieve himself of the painBecause that's exactly what they're doing.Had similar and she couldn't even make her "apology" anymore than "sorry for everything lol". Just told her it's fine and then we never spoke again lmao. These people don't have a shred of self-reflection. It's all about themselves and how they feel.
>>221175614You realize it's a parody of tumblr/deviantart style comics that were common at the time right? Probably not because the comic is 14 years old and possibly older than you
>>221178081Take comfort in the fact that the happily-ever-after you think you missed is a fairy tale engineered to entrap men so that their wealth can be extracted. The only happily-married men that exist today are those with an inhuman capacity for delusion. The rest are fated for the divorce-rape meatgrinder or having their souls crushed gradually while legally bound to an infinitely-depreciating harpy making infinitely-increasing demands.
>34 years old>my fat 20 year old coworker is obsessed with meit's never the pretty ones for me, it fucking sucksi think its because i dont look terrible but i look obtainable
>>221178215You mean american fat or just chubby? If she's just chubby I would say go for it, make her your practice gf or living onahole.
>>221178195I've been with my high school sweetheart most of my life now and we're still having fun. You seem angry and bitter.
>>221175437Doing something out of pity doesn't sound very kind
>>221178195I don't have wealth to extract. The women who liked me just thought I was cute or was funny. I am not so delusional, at least now, that a woman could ever trap me. If I don't like something my first instinct is to flee.I almost had something with a few girls and cut it off because something was weird.
>>221178243You want me to be angry and bitter because what I said scares you, but I am happier than you are. Just wait until the mask comes off, kid.>>221178263You are the absolute perfect beast for the trap, because you think that all divorce-rapees just ignored that something was off. What you do not understand is that even the relationships that follow the Hollywood script end as I described, without exception. The Hollywood ending is not a possible outcome. It has never existed anywhere, ever. Not in ancient Scythia, not in medieval Iceland, certainly not in modern America, not your grandparents, not your parents, not the fake ideal couple you fap over on Facebook. Nowhere, ever, not once, AWALT. It's a myth designed to fleece dipshits and has been since Babylon.
>>221178243Yes because you pair bonded early. Once they're treated like town bikes they can't be loyal. It's biologically impossible.
>>221168603this happened to me in 7th grade when there wasn't enough single desks and a girl had to share with me at the table
Why is Zelensky persecuting Christian families in Ukraine?
>>221175780Nigger you are handing a concept that is older than the internet itself to a website that was created AFTER I WAS BORN. You can say "its reddit because I really really really really really really WANT it to be reddit because... um... because.... uh, MEMES!" but this only outs you as an abusable reddit consciousness bugman. Their site is formatted to enforce behavior so why not return to thence and tell people how they can write their posts like the rest of the retarded teenage fags you belong with.
>>221176142I had sex just a few weeks ago
>>221178398>221178243 #>You want me to be angry and bitter because what I said scares you, but I am happier than you are. Just wait until the mask comes off, kid.>Just wait until the mask comes off, kid.Never understood this meme if somebody was happily married for 20 years and then seperates on good terms, does it make the whole marriage shit? I dont think so
>>221178473nta but please go back or at the very least don't post just lurk for a while
>humor thread>only one (1) single funny post >>221168923>and two that were at least tryingfaggots, the lot of ya
>>221178503>if somebody was happily married for 20 years and then seperates on good termsSaying that you believe this happens is equivalent to a Star Wars nerd trying to buy a real lightsaber from Walmart. You are literally fundamentally psychotic and cannot tell the difference between reality and the human fantasy world portrayed in modern media.
>>221178548>complains about thread>doesn't contributemaybe you should just kys nigger
>>221178412>puffy nipsYou now have my attention.
>>221178558dude you seriously need to log off and touch grass if you think divorces have to be a shitflinging fest on average
>>221178412What are these camera angles trying to convey?
>>221178398
>>221178572>contributing to 270 posts of /r9k/ garbageno thanks fag
I went to a party at a girl's appartment. Her roommate wasn't there and nobody else showed up.What a bunch of jerks.
>>221168652a girl in my college literally wrote [my name] is hawt and gave it to me. another girl invited me for a movie night and sleepover. another girl used to come to my house and literally sleep in my bed. a girl i worked with at the time used to constantly hug me and practically begged me to fuck her in the supermarket freezer. 3 other girls i worked with literally asked me out and i said no for some reason. probably missing some. i never had sex with any of them. because i was retarded
>>221178646If you give princess everything she demands the judge isn't usually going to make you give her more, sure. And if you don't struggle when getting raped you won't get beaten as badly. But it's still rape, tard.
>>221175124you like that huh well you're gonna love this>unzips dick
>>221178081All you have to do is realize you don't give a fuck what strangers think and start talking to them randomly until you find one you like. Tell them how much you hate jews, it doesn't fucking matter; you aren't trying to impress them you are trying to find one that impresses you.
>>221176913>what's the point? It's not like he can study past failures and learn from them to do things better next time, nor do we gain any collective benefit from talking about these things and exchanging ideas so we can avoid the same mistakesThis is a good illustration of the acute retardation the 'just don't dwell on it there's no point' sayers are inflicted by. Some people really are more animals than humans. Just living in the immediate 'now' with their brains shut off, no capacity or need to have any conceptions of the past or future. Not even aware that there is such a thing as problem solving that they can engage in. If you have problem, just don't think about it. Don't use your brain, that's too hard.
>>221178772The only people I talk to are the ones I have a relationship with or a business relationship. My filter only exists so I don't go homeless.When I don't have a financial tie I tend to go overboard not caring what they think. Last real conversation I remember having was about jews.
>>221176284Extremely messed up if true. I know courts aren't too fair in the current age when it comes to stuff like this, but the court making that decision is a little hard to believe. It sounds retarded on it's face to be frank.
>>221168923>Fressh Ass based om the novel Tush by Ass-fireGonna go rewatch 30Rock right now for the 100th time.
>>221175499Oof. Nice doubles tho.
>>221176607His schtick has always been that. Kudos to him desu, never seen anyone else so completely dedicated to just one very specific style.
>>221175468lmao
>>221178412>women can't be fu-
>>221173441RIP
>>221175848>he doesn’t even know he’s a normalnigger douchebag“people” like you deserve to die in school shootings
>>221175126>anon has remorse and a conscious there's hope for you yet
This whole fucking thread turned depressing, where is the YLYL laugh you lose memes?
>>221178646how many times have you been divorced, anon?
>>221175848I got bullied while minding my own business for unknown reasons.
>>221175969>The only people who type like this are a 5-6/10 To you. Men can't judge one another accurately on attractiveness because we're not women, and we're straight. It doesn't matter how attractive or ugly you think some guy is, it only matters what women think. A lot of guys fail to understand this and go 'huh but that guy is not even that good looking why do girls like him not fair this sucks!', like a child. Instead of realizing they're wrong about what women actually find attractive, they instead start questioning the women themselves like 'why are you attracted to him you're not supposed to be!' It's always retarded to see.Having said this though, I won't deny that there are probably many who use the 'I'm good looking but autistic' as a cope. It's like those videos on YT about '5 signs you think you're ugly but girls secretively find you attractive'. I think that's a common cope a lot of guys use to some extent or another, I've caught myself thinking this way when I'm at my lowest and desperately looking for a cope. It's a hard thing to content with the possibility that you might have looks or some unchangeable thing about you that the opposite gender simply finds unappealing or off putting.
>>221175726Crazy to think that being mistreated as a kid can lead to animosity toward people.
>>221178883That story is not only completely normal, that outcome is guaranteed and enshrined in law in many states. If your name is on the birth certificate, you were married when she conceived, you assumed a fatherly role, or a host of other things, there is no way conceivable way out for you. You WILL pay child support for 18 years, through garnishment if necessary, or you will die homeless and penniless. And this does not come with any corresponding right to visitation with the child. This outcome is actually fairly mild compared to some of the things I've seen.It's mind-blowing that there are still kids who have no idea how the divorce industry is structured. You're just meat for the grinder. And FYI, prenups are routinely thrown out by judges as unconscionable. They can do anything they want to anyone they want, and cannot even be legally held accountable for willful acts of malice. This is not my interpretation, this is the actual law. I weep for your generation.
>go on cross-school trip with a few classmates and teens from other schools>it's like a two day camping thing with tents>girl with a cute face with short patchy hair tries to talk to me>I can barely understand what she is saying>I get awkward and weird, I am too embarrassed to ask her what she said>find out she had a tumor removed from her brain which is why she has short hair and a patch of no hair, she is fine mentally and physically but talks a bit weird>one of the guys mocks her, threaten to beat him up and back off and not bully people>he backs off, I am too embarrassed to even look at her as she thanks me>she tries to talk to me later>I struggle to understand what she is saying and I am too embarrassed to talk to her, it doesn't help that she has such a cute face with big beautiful eyes which make me blush like a bitch>everyone exchanged their social media information but I didn't get hers, that's probably what she was trying to ask me>never saw her again
why are girls so
>>221176714Move to New Mexico and fuck Amerindian girls.
>>221179211It's not a cope for me, it's real. I've had women hanging on me and I am too fucked in the head with awkwardness and self loathing to take it and enjoy it.I am embarrassingly bad with people and even worse with women. When I was in school girls from other classes would literally catcall me and ask me to lift up my shirt. I'd flirt back and act cocky as long as it was from a distance, but then they would get my phone number and start texting me ''hey how are you doing'' and I'd respond with ''I am good'' and they would stop messaging me. That's the best reply I could come up with after 10+ minutes of pacing and rewriting a message.Most of the time I would freeze if a woman spoke to me. Girls set me up on a date and the girl who did it smelled my hair telling me how good the shampoo smells and it completely fucked me up all day. Went on a date with a girl where I don't talk and just nod my head.
>>221172972The thing is he is also clearly more athletic and stronger than this short guy. That's 100% why he feels comfortable doing that beyond the reality that these guys are probably friends anyway
>>221175568>giving women superior legal rights to men is the same as commenting that a double standard on faux pas is annoyingYou are dripping with dishonesty.
>>221168625How is that funny on a site where you can just say nigger? Are you 12?
sex doesn't feel so good to dwell about it all the time
>>221175848It's both actually. Sometimes the kid getting bullied is the one acting retarded, in which case I would still say that bullying is not the correct response. Some proportional pushback to bad behavior does make sense, but never bullying. That's just plain destructive and cruel. Oftentimes the so called 'bad behavior' is not even actually bad. The kid may just be a little different but still nice overall, but the other kids pick up on the different-ness and feel instinctually opposed to it. There was this one girl in my childhood friend group who was really nice and kind, but she was a little clingy to me and I developed an intense and irrational hatred for her. I'd make fun of her and slowly the others started copying me until she became that one kid no one liked and no one wanted around. She had a little brother too who faced kind of the same treatment by proxy. I feel completely fucking terrible about this still all these years later because I really did make her life kind of a hell when she only wanted to be friends and get along with us. She had a bad home life too from what I remember. I went on to have later experiences in life where the roles were reversed and I got a taste of what she would have felt like. What makes it especially worse is that I think she liked me in particular. But I didn't like her back so I decided to be a dumb asshole. I wish some of the adults picked up on this and intervened, but that never happened.In addition to that personal anecdote, there have been studies showing that bullies are often very charismatic and hold a lot of social capital in their groups, as in they're popular. They actually have inflated egos and think they're entitled to push around the ones lowest on the social hierarchy whom they deem inferior or undesirable according to their own standards. This idea of the bully being anti-social and maladjusted whom nobody likes is not always true. Most of the time the reality is the other way around.
>>221176087I was bullied for reading quietly by myself during breaks and generally being quiet and awkward
>>221179543I've started to take the opposite stance on "bullying is always bad." Bullying is part of establishing the natural pecking order if you smell bad or do retarded shit you should be ostracized.
>>221173536Why did he do it, bros?
>>221179315I didn't mean to say that the idea of 'autistic good lucking guy' is false. I don't doubt there are people like you who are genuinely good looking but still socially awkward. And that's understandable. I relate to the social awkwardness a lot. Although I have trouble knowing if I'm attractive or ugly. There are days when I look into the mirror and think I'm actually good lucking and other days when I look at myself and think how could I be so retarded as to think I look good. I genuinely don't know. There have been some instances where girls have shown interest in me but those incidents were vague enough for it to not be clear whether they're actually into me, or just picking on me. Which happened often growing up.
I am thirty, have been in a relationship, and still freeze up if I have to talk to a woman. I literally have no concept of what to say to a girl to start a conversation. I get that it's a me problem, but that doesn't helpI've never been able to understand what makes someone a "good storyteller", or how some people can turn "hi, how are you?" into a conversation with a total strangerI can still remember every signal I got that I just couldn't figure out the first step to and ducked out without even trying.
>>221175674Newfag.
>>221179567The retarded shit is not always retarded like in that personal anecdote I shared. Sometimes the group is retarded. It is exceptionally susceptible to retardation even, I'd go so far as to say. It's also easy to hold that opinion if you're thinking in terms of whatever social behaviors you might consider bad like being queer or whatever that you think should be socially condemned. But you're not gonna feel the same way when it's not your own kid that's getting bullied, regardless of whether it's over being queer or because he prefers poetry over rap unlike all the cool kids.
>>221168652A cute blonde girl used to sit behind me in highschool and run her hand through my hair and talk about how soft it was. I always acted like it was super weird(to be fair I was correct) but eventually I just let her do it. She did it several times but I never really talked to her because in highschool I was super autistic and scared to talk to girls because I was afraid of teen pregnancy lmao. I guess I stayed out of trouble but where's the fun in that?
>>221179667It is a (You) problem but it's also their problem. It's already hard to talk to people, it doesn't help that girls want to talk about yoga and what yoga poses heal the kidney, or how the last therapist they spoke to is a sociopath who tore them down. Because that's exactly what the last two girls I spoke to were talking about.What do you even say to that? Go on a rant about how they don't understand yoga and how it's an invented nu-age shit that has nothing to do with actual yoga? Bring up studies on your phone showing that you should eat less to fix your kidney instead of doing the crane while in tight pants? I don't know how to talk to these things
>>221179684Yeah it's a hard lesson but everyone needs to learn it. The social pecking order may be nonsensical and stupid but you absolutely cannot escape having to deal with these sorts of politics unless you become obscenely wealthy or live in a shack in the woods. Also having to learn if groups of people are good for you or not is a lesson you have to learn. If they're people that will bully you for anything you do, then you have to learn to get away from them or form your own group to defend yourselves.Trying to prevent all the lessons kids should learn in like 5th grade is creating nonfunctional adults.
>>221175169I saw a guy who was on a HS sportsball team I was on a couple years ago and we chatted in a parking lot and caught up a little. Right before I left he said >"man dude it was cool to see you after all this time. I didn't realize you were such a cool guy, we all thought you were just autistic or had something wrong with you." I just gave him a nervous laugh and told him I wasn't much of a socialite in HS. I don't feel wounded by that comment because I've had other people tell me more positive things about myself in HS but I do think about it semi-frequently
>>221179831The worst bully at my school was this freak who looked 30 when were all just kids and would use his body mass to just throw people around. Huge asshole. Last time I saw him in school he just started hitting me in the arm and all I could do was flex my arm and take it while I think about the logistics of fighting back and how he could kill me if I punched him.I've seen him lately and he acts like we are friends. I think the only ''positive'' interaction with him was giving him two PC games and him never returning them.
>>221175532I'm a decently attractive guy and I guarantee this exact interaction has happened to me and I honestly think it makes my life more kino for it. Somewhere there is an invisible camera on my life and some extra dimensional chud is saying "wow he's literally me"
>>221179831Kind of relate to thisI'm standoffish with everyone, mostly because I dunno what I'm supposed to talk about with people I don't know, but most people who I end up socialising with seem to have a generally positive view of me. Still have to hide my powerlevel around anyone that isn't the one or two autists I call friends because otherwise anything that gets talked about would ge met with dumb rambles about how I don't like it
From where you're sitting it may seem like an 18 carat run of bad luck. But the truth is you have autism, and the game was rigged from the start.
>>221175499>"Mr. Zuckerberg is going to find the results of this survey really interesting. I wonder why men keeping asking me out though. It was a relief that last guy didn't, he seemed like a total loser."
>>221179567>Bullying is part of establishing the natural pecking orderI am a teacherWhen a parent says that, i have their kid put into state funded therapy and open a CPS investigation into them A venn diagram between parents who say that and child abusers is a circle.
>>2211761422 sons and happy wife but still autistic lol
>>221180013I guess we have different definitions of bullying. If you walk into class with a stupid haircut and get called a faggot that's bullying to reinforce social norms and not great but overall positive. However beating up a kid in a locker room and shoving a bar of soap up his ass would be an example of bad bullying. Your weird and self-righteous behavior ends up harming them in the long run.
>>221179797You absolutely can escape the social pecking order, especially when it is nonsensical and stupid. We establish the pecking order and when it is arbitrary, harmful or based on poor grounds, we can challenge and change it. That's what's happened throughout history and will hopefully continue in that overarching trend because the defining qualities of being human are ideals like empathy and fairness, and we collectively bend towards those. These qualities don't exist in any other animal in the same way they do in us.Simply finding a new group when bullying starts to take place is also not really the solution to it. Firstly because it is not always possible to just up and find a new group, with the only alternative being isolation. This approach also doesn't address the problem of the bullying itself, which is a harmful, anti-social behavior. And when left unchecked can lead to extreme cases of serious harm and loss of life. So that itself requires addressing, and I'd say probably on average creates more non-functional broken adults than anti-bullying measures do by shielding kids from gaining experience through social adversity. You can teach kids to be smart and reflexively adapt to social rejection by finding other groups like you suggested, or by navigating the group as it is and establishing themselves despite the bullying, while at the same time socially condemning bullying.
>>221180013Tits or GTFO
>>221180013From the second Lefty faggots started talking about 'muh bullying' I saw it for exactly what it was. The total opposite of what was being claimed. It wasn't about stopping Flash Thompson from threatening to beat up Peter Parker if he didn't give him his lunch money. Teachers have never done anything effective about shit like that and still don't. It's about the commiefaggot teachers being able to use THEIR twisted definition of 'muh bullying' so they can bully normal kids doing normal kid shit with their stupid faggot teacher commie bullshit.
>>221180059The point I was making is that you need to be exposed to it and learn ways to deal with it. You don't escape the pecking order in adult life. You graduate into a job with 10 bosses with you at the bottom. You live in a neighborhood with an HOA with 10 boar members above you. You live in a town with a city council with 10 people above you and so on and so on. You have to learn to navigate this stuff.
>>221180093Yes it's the leftist acting as an auto immune suppressor to stop kids from naturally enforcing social norms so they can inject faggot shit into the classroom.
John Landis is going to direct the Oliver Tree documentary
>>221180056>get called a faggotit's a criminal offence in most of the world to call people "faggots"If you called a coworker a faggot for their haircut, you would be fired instantly. Why should children have less protection at school, a place they are forced to go, than an adult has in a workplace they choose to go?>However beating up a kid in a locker room and shoving a bar of soap up his ass would be an example of bad bullying.kidnapping, unlawful imprisonment, sexual assault, rape. That's an instant expulsion and police called>Your weird and self-righteous behavior ends up harming them in the long run.you literally described child rape as "bad bullying" after saying you wanted to bring back bullying. >>221180060i'm a man>>221180093that's a lot of words, some of them even have menaings, but together they mean nothing.
>>221180098You're a social climber because you care deeply what others think and require their validation. For people like you, it's easier to conceive of unicorns and Anakin Skywalker than someone who doesn't crave validation as badly as you do. Therefore, when you encounter someone who doesn't need that validation, you invent elaborate fantasy value systems according to which they must be wrong. But you are the one that is wrong, sycophant. Suck your way to the top of your HOA and your reward will be eternal vigilance from your own kind seeking to dethrone you. Meanwhile, the rest of us either avoid busybody-dingbat zones altogether or just ignore them.
>>221180013you are most likely unemployed and sitting in your underwear right now
>>221180098You're using the term pecking order here differently to mean bosses, HOAs and what not. Those can exist without bullying. And when they do exist with bullying or harassment, it's good for no one except the people doing that bad behavior. Putting up with it and relegating it to 'it's just how it is' is not a solution and throws the can further down the road while leaving it up to chance whether someone else is able to spot it and toss it further down or ends up tripping on it and getting injured. If everyone thought this way there would be absolutely no kind of social progress, ever.
>>221178548idk man I thought my uppercut to the knees reply was pretty good
>>221180172>that's a lot of words, some of them even have menaings, but together they mean nothing.Typical commie tactic when called out for exactly what they're doing. Thanks for the confirmation.Shut the fuck up faggot.
>>221180172>kidnapping, unlawful imprisonment, sexual assault, rape. That's an instant expulsion and police calledAnd like faggot teachers you usually wind up only calling the police on the wrong kid, the victim fighting back, because at the end of day you don't give a shit about truth, facts, and reality, or even a fair hearing. You just believe whatever bullshit you're told by the worst people and think you're doing good by being against 'muh violence'.I bet you use this tactic on kids too:>that's a lot of words, some of them even have menaings, but together they mean nothing.Then wonder why some of them wind up shooting up the place.
>>221180013Not sure if teachers can actually do that but I hope so. I wouldn't be surprised if the people who say stuff like 'bullying is normal' are beating their kids or engaged in other forms of neglect or abuse. I don't doubt they see those as being 'normal' as well since they experienced the same in their childhood, it's only fair their kids and everyone else experiences the same.
>>221180172Yeah you're a leftoid. You're lying and misrepresenting everything I typed. Hopefully you can cover up the reeking of your bonus hole with industrial level deodorizers.
>>221180172you're a retarded faggot and you're actively making the world a worse place
>>221180204The bullying just gets less overt in the adult world but it's very much there. You may be too obtuse to understand subtle dominance displays in "polite" people. >>221180185I'm not a social climber I am a realist that understands the monkey brain pack mentality is hard coded into people and I deny it at my peril. I am not evangelizing it, I am telling you to deal with it realistically.
>>221177517Could be a sign, but they also like to put themselves out there just to shoot guys down. If she's doing it a gym, just avoid. They're notorious fo doing it at gyms. Just work out and mind yourself unless she talks to you.
>>221180556Women like attention and validation from betas but don't want to give anything back. You are right that you have to recognize the difference between a thot pumping up her ego and someone you can actually have a relationship with.
>>221180445As annoying as those subtle interactions or off handed remarks here and there might be, I wouldn't necessarily call that bullying. That level of subtle shade throwing at one another goes on in probably all social groups besides the ones in your closest circles. It becomes bullying when it's more persistent, targeted and involves repeatedly crossing boundaries of basic respect. So a little more egregious than subtle, snarky behavior that happens once in a while. Actual bullying isn't something that we should be encouraging or tolerating at a societal level for absolutely anyone.
>>221179567The main issues are that you're on the hook just for defending yourself, and the bullies are usually the retards. That's often part of why they're bullies. It's one thing to be hands off. It's another to be hands off, allow bullying to happen, and then step in when the innocent party defends themselves. At that point it's just weird ass disingenuous mind games.
>>221180412>You're lying and misrepresenting everything I typedi quoted you
>>221180433>you're a retarded faggotyeah, i am a disabled homosexualand a member of the One Nation party
>>221177517Being too straight forward with people is very awkward. People like to throw out little suggestive lines and little things, some of them stupid, just to see how you respond and how you escalate.You are not supposed to ''make a move.'' A girl doesn't go up to you and then you go ''OH SHIT I GOT TO MAKE A MOVE! HEY BBY WANT SOME DICK???''There is no ''the move,'' it's all a movement. You poke and you prod for a response and see how she leans into it.If a woman works out in front of you in a way that is awkward for you, just look at her and say hi and keep working out. You'll see how she responds. Did she say hi back? Did she smile? Did she look at you? If not them she probably didn't mean anything by it. Maybe move to the side and she'll get that the way she is facing you is awkward and weird.
>>221178398>You want me to be angry and bitter because what I said scares you, but I am happier than you are. Just wait until the mask comes off, kidYou're so deep bro, but I'm a big guy.>>221178424I understand this.
>>221180765Add another lie
>>221178658The booba is there to enhance the message. Which is uhhh.... hmm.....
>>221180313I am not left wingChildren deserve to be safe. if that's radical, and unacceptable to you, i will actively prevent you from being on school property
>>221180688Well the attempt to remove all negative social reinforcement by classifying it as "bullying" is insanity which is the point I'm trying to make. There's a culture war attempt to control who gets to determine negative social reinforcement so I get a little prickly about it.
>>221180908It's a ''joke'' because prostitute starts with ''pro'' so you expect it to be a joke about politics and not being pro-something but it's a pun.That's the joke used as an excuse to be a whore online.
>>221180924>lies>reverts to someone think of the childrenYou are like a machine that just shits out falsehood and negativity.
>>221180924I agree with you based teach anon. Don't know if you replied to the wrong post or mine came across as sounding weird. There should be more teachers like you.
>>221181017Ask that tranny what he thinks about black children and if white children are safe around them
>>221180950>>reverts to someone think of the childrenyes, when it comes to the welfare of children, we should think of the children
>>221181033Ask him yourself. I'd imagine he might agree with you that there's a problem there. He says he's not left wing. He might or might not agree with whatever solution you have in mind for that problem.
>>221181033>>221181077i am also not transgender
>>221179524Society owes me sex.
>>221181077I don't need to ask. I know what the answer is.
