> Do you realize…do you realize something? Let me tell you; if the Rebel Alliance sees those Death Star plans that you put in the damn droid, they could attack our base and we would have to move out of it?"
Chris Chan represents the failure of every pillar of society in western culture: the state, the church, and the family
>>221169792you forgot 4chan
What would the adventures of Jedi Master Chris-Chan entail? How would he fare in the galaxy far, far away?
>>221168972>Now I really want a show of Vader taking care of his lolcow son.
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let me get this straight: vader says luke is sticking a knife in his back when it's vader's fault the death star looks like that in the first place?
>>221168972Kek
>>221168972
It always struck me as uniquely Bob that he was upset about the information leaking his house was a Mexia Supermarket in suburbia. He wasn't upset that his house was a shithole, he was upset that people were going to find out.
>>221169858Have you checked your emails spam inbox for your janitor application acceptance yet?
>>221169792It's entirely his own fault. Even a child can take responsibility for their actions.
>>221169858there is nothing more pathetic on this site than wannabe jannieseven the loathsome janitors are above you in the social hierarchy, and they're human pollution
>>221169826Imagine Chris-Chan in the Death Star control room meetingImagine Chris-Chan ordering stormtroopers around and sperging at Palpatine's hologramImagine Chris-Chan piloting a TIE Fighter and ree'ing louder than itImagine Chris-Chan having a body odor that resembles the squid living in the trash compactorImagine Chris-Chan storming into the Taintive IVImagine giving Chris-Chan access to the torture droid with immobilizing injectable drugs and telling him to go and interrogate Princess Leia in a soundproof prisoner cell
>>221168972>>221169792I was LURKing in '08 and posting in '09, and I always thought the CWC shit was shitty.The degenerates who were trolling him were more mentally ill than, and nearly as big of losers as he was.
>>221170784They were dumb kids. Obviously it's really shitty in retrospect.
>>221169792>the churchThat hasn't been relevant to Western culture in several decades at least and centuries at most.
>>221169953i've never been stabbed before but this is how painful i imagine it must be
Hello folks. Hm. Well. And now for something completely different! Electric Hedgehog Power! PEW!
>>221169799The fourth pillar
DOYOUREALISE
>>221169820>be padawan, training under Master Chris Chan>expect to train in the arts of the Jedi and learn to do sick acrobatics and lightsaber shit>mfw I realize we're gonna be spending most of our time watching Twi'lek holocrons, and not even good ones>mfw he gives me a defective lightsaber with a "kyber crystal" that's just some kind of terracotta pendant of a colorful womp-rat>mfw the one time we do go on an actual mission, Master Chan royally fucks it up and almost starts an intergalactic incident on Glee Anselm by almost killing the welcoming committee because he thinks the Nautolans are "pickle people"I think I accepted my training would amount to nothing when Master Chan insisted that drinking your own semen will keep your midichlorian count higher than other Jedi that don't "recycle" their "navy."
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