>>221169618women are horrible, stay away from them, pussy ain't worth it
>>221169618Men bad for wanting loveAlso shitty writing
>>221169618Its a very simple premise do twilight zone episodes confuse you too?
>>221169618pussy? we know
>>221169618the first woman on earth to experiment true love towards a man, she couln't handle it.
>>221169618Why do all movies look like this now?
>>221171396thanks to social media, zoomers grew consuming the same media regardless of place of origin.back in the 80's, you were exposed mostly to the stuff that was popular in your town/city, and that was really different between cities/towns.
>>221171396I really don't know. I usually have an answer for why everything is so shitty, but I really just can't figure out why every movie that comes out has to be as dimly lit as possible now. I get that it's a horror movie so I guess that's part of the atmosphere of the movie, but idk why EVERY movie looks like it was shot in the dark with nothing but a lit candle in the corner of the room. Most AAA videogames are like this too, I guess it's just a tasteless big money kike thing.
Im watching it right now, 30 min in and the girl constantly loses her shit This will be really annoying, wont it ?
>>221170238If you wanted love you should have been born with a vagina. And no tranny, hatchet wounds don't count
>movie is straight forward>brownoids don't get itJust go back to /v/ or /int/
>>221171552I saw the trailer for that new Hugh Jackman Robin Hood movie and it was the darkest shit I've ever seen
>>221171647It's honestly concerning that there are so many people who have trouble "getting" this movie. There's nothing to get, it's as straightforward as any horror movie has ever been. A dude made a wish for a girl to like him and the wish made her like him way too much, or perhaps more accurately, it created a demon/spirit that possessed her body to fulfill his wish for him. but that's really it. Even if you wanna debate the part I spoilered, the debate really doesn't go anywhere, it's still extremely straightforward and simple either way.
watching this movie in 3 hours,see ya later, virgins
latina
theatre was filled with college chicks. just had to do the virgin walk past them while looking down
>>221171552this movie has very distinct cinematography stop talking out of your assscenes are deliberately lit unnaturally to unsettle and create the subconscious feeling something is wrong
>>221169618How about this?
>>221172511amazing display of not understanding equivalence
>>221172511This has never happened
>>221172511this would work if this movie came out when millennials were under 30, but considering your average zoomer believes 18-25 is "soft pedo" it doesn't
>>221172432Like I said, I get it for THIS movie, but I mean for movies in general it's weird that they're all just as dark and unnaturally lit as this.
>>221169618I haven't seen the movie, but I'm guessing it's a critique of movies with an MPDG character. Or maybe a critique of simps who are always commenting about their dream girl on Instagram and TikTok. Im guessing it's also very misandrist.
>>221171922You're dealing with people who have been poisoned their entire lives, anon. They're not well. They're not particularly clever. Think of it like dealing with middle-schoolers. Sometimes, their minds run wild with ideas, when, in reality, there's nothing there. They're just entertaining themselves because they like that thing they're thinking about and want more of it. Ironically, when there is depth to be found in something, they can't find it. Just see how they struggle to digest great novels, for example. Count yourself among the lucky ones -- in that you can see things as they are.
>>221172511left can't meme
>>221169618I don't get what women expected him to do. He wasn't aware that the willow was magic and when he did his only options were murder or suicide which aren't some random shit you can just expect people to do.
>>221172511I see more Millennials mad about age-gap relationships than Zoomers. Zoomers hate on people who like underage characters in anime, though. Pic related really pisses them off for some reason.
>>221170317Winner
>>221169965>the 50 year old virginI'll pass, but good luck with....that.
He couldn't fuck.
Me neither.
>>221171922I think its not the "what" but the "why" that confuses people. Sure, its debatable that love is sometimes crazy, but not in a "throwing your shit against the wall" way.If youve watched that toy monkey horror film last year, you went into the movie with the expectation that the explanation will be "supernatural shenenigans" and that is ok. But if you take Midsommar for example, that movie is presented in a grounded, sometimes even documentary style, and the explanation for all the horrible gruesome things is "lol we do it cause we did it before"Now you have this movie that dances in between those premises, the chocklate wish pack is obviously just a monkey paw metaphor supernatural thingy, but the psycho-love stuff is presented in a everyday-real life way but actually DIALED TO FUCKING 11 because "herp derp thats why" tldr: "it just werks" is a shitty premise for a love/drama, even when its horror Thanks for reading my blog
>>221172762i love the trend of movies only showing exclusively male nudity nowdays
>>221170238Even in Aladdin wishing for love was against the rules.Bear was even too much of a coward to ask Nikki out and never even took responsibility for killing his own cat.A coward through and through.
>women's sci-fi dystopias>about rape>women's romance>about rape>women's horror>about rapeCan they even TALK about anything that isn't rape, holy fucking shit
>>221172786They want people to be afraid of sex, anon. The people who make these movies, as well as the people who talk about them in the media, want to traumatize you. This is at least one aspect of the depopulation agenda.
>>221172511>editor’s note: the friend is a 29 year old man dating a 24 year old girl.
>>221172844>be me>30 something guy>feeling fresh as ever>women 10 year older than me are entering menopause>my age looks busted already>i get the electric chair for lookin funny in the direction of a 20 year oldyeah it's over
>>221169618>women are literally just girls and can do no wrong>white men should race mixwhat's hard for you to understand?
>>221170317>>221172709catamites
>>221173741>>221172844>>221172805>>221172786I fucking hate it herenot /tv/, this place is great and y'all are my friends except for this pig fucker >>221172764
>>221172589It's actually just a demon possession movie, not much too itit's very loud
>>221172511Men will beat up pedophiles and anyone caught being one will lose all his friends. It's women who stick around guys who are pedos and protect them. I've binge watched the predator catcher videos and the women always protect pedos, you even have random women hear what is happening and jump in to defend the pedo. It's actually wild. It seems like you will be pretty popular with women if you are a pedo.
>>221170279>twilight zonehey boomer twilight zone is only relevant on new years day, otherwise its a black mirror episode
>>221172762if she really loved him she'd fake it (like your girlfriend) but subconsciously it feels like fucking her brother which she expresses in the hansel & gretel story
>>221169965https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FgxacX72snA&ra=m
>>221172511Male Nikki is hot as fuck
>>221172777Girls behind me in the theater were legit whispering about how nice Bear’s ass was so I guess it worked
>>221172762>Dad walks in>How's that horror movie champ? Are scared ye-
>>221172779>and never even took responsibility for killing his own cat.Wtf does this mean???
>>221171922>>221172601Spot on. I also noticed that a lot of guys who have little to no interaction with women get filtered hard by this movie.
>>221169618Curry Barker is like if hipsters won in a good way unironically. I think Js threw whitey a bone with Obsession and Backrooms. Zoomies noticing Israeli psychopathy became too much.
>>221170238>>221171591this is the issue with you dudebros on twitter, you can’t see a film thematically. Like obviously this movie isn’t "men bad for wanting love". It’s a horror movie that serves as an allegory for rape and toxic relationships.
A man wanting a woman to love him is evil. That same woman secretly fucking his best friend behind his back and keeping him away from a girl who actually likes him is totally cool though
>>221176524The idea that your crush was secretly fucking your fat retarded friend for years is the real horror. I couldn't cope with that.
>>221169618That dinner was going fine until Ian's bitch ass called up Bear and sowed the seed of doubt. When Ian said he did some "investigating" into Nicki's dad it sounded highly sus and I had a feeling there was something going on between the two of them.
>>221172762>A hot woman being a starfish in bedmany such cases
>>221175310buy an ad
>>221176710Ian was the actual villain. Women just refuse to acknowledge that.
>I love you so much im going to make you eat your dead catThere are indeed some points where the writing is really fucking stupid. Including the part where a billion dollars just straight up falls from the ceiling. Despite that, I still really enjoyed it, and i like the soundtrack desu
He's completely right
>>221176950I respected him for trying to go his own way for his channel (it was youtube career suicide), but now he is a trend chaser. He will never reach the heights of his Petscop days.
>>221176597Ian wasn’t ugly. Why do guys keep saying this? He was confident and smooth
>>221176488It's not just dudebros, people who have been raised solely by social media are all brainwashed retards that have no clue how real life works. They try to box everything into some trendy meme that benefits their own ignorance.
>>221169618That's because you're not a woman.Imagine being trapped into unconditionaly love one man and not having the freedom to explore yourself further by having fun time with several other male partners, thus increasing your past experiences (incel slang: "body count") with at least another 3 digit number of new experiences per year... it's not just a nightmare, it's something that would've driven a main character of a Lovecraft novel into madness
>>221172432You are a retard
>>221172762Surprised people haven't been using this for bait like they did the Amelie scene.
>>221177259lol he was chubby and had an ugly face and bad hair and always wore hats, sorry you must be fat and ugly too
>>221169618The most unbelievable part of this movie is all of them having their own houses.
half of the shitty takes about this movie are caused by the director just saying whatever in interviews/on social media, either because he just wants to stir up attention or he's just genuinely too dumb to realise that he's talking shitThe guy has said that the willow had no monkey paw properties - if Nikki hadn't shot Ian, there would have been no downside to getting all that money. He claims that Bear's wish was just evil. But it's obvious that Nikki is trapped in some nightmare dimension, both from the phone call scene and the scene where she ask Bear to kill her. So whoever is in control is obviously NOT NIkki. And Bear didn't wish for Nikki to be trapped in her own body while some demon puppeteered her body - he want Nikki to love him. Sure, he was a pussy for not just asking her out, and having oneitis in the first place, but is that really such an evil wish? For the person you like to like you back? If there's not a demon possessing her, why the fuck is she moving around like a fucking automaton?
movie for women to watch and validate their own hot takes about guys on x dot com
>>221172786Can men do anything that's not rape
>>221179311Yeah the willow is a hundred percent a malevolent monkey's paw. Why else would the demonic voice on the phone and the store worker be so determined to persuade him to kill himself? Even the fulfilment of Ian's wish seems like malicious compliance. Nobody who wished for a billion dollars would want it in fucking notes that they'd have to hide and would never be able to launder.
Obviously it's about my culture war. Everything is!
>>221179144This
>>221179421I don't really even think it's a monkey's paw. A very generous reading would be that Bear only "loved" Nikki's body, which is why a demon took control of her corporeal form which would then "love" him in it.
>>221171552it's because better definition shows you how ugly actors with bad makeup really are in well-lit scenes
>>221172762Dead meat guy and his consequences have been a disaster for horror movies
>>221176950>Why Incels Don'r Understand Obsession (Deep Dive)So you're telling me, incels who have never had romantic love, been in a relationship or had sex, don't understand a horror film about twisted romantic love?Wow that sure took a MENSA-level IQ to figure that one out. No fucking shit.
>>221169618sub 8 man had the audacity to want love from a woman
If only modern science could just isolate the idealization cycle of BPD and get rid of the nasty parts (when she cheats on you with everyone you know)
>>221172772Apparently the fine print on the one wish willow should have said that the demon/spririt is retarded.
>>221176232How does a cat open a child safety lid on a prescription bottle? He left them out.
>>221175286> subconsciously it feels like fucking her brotherSimply wonderful?
>Every reviewer is lining up to give this movie the sloppy. >Nobody can point to a single scary scene in the entire horror filmI have no idea what is even going on here with this meme. Is this going to be one of those things we all agree we said we liked because somebody else said it was good, like House of the Dragon?
>>221176597DASD-383
The movie felt like a comedy to me. It's also relatable to any guy who has ever dated a BPD woman before.
>>221181949Seen it
>>221169618>male adult home owner>attractive female alone with you in her car>tells you you're the only one she can really talk to>is physically close to you and notably relaxed in your presence>doesn't jump out of the car, stays longer to talk more>when leaving the car, turns back to ask>'do you like me?'the fish was already in the boat and he still couldn't catch itthe male character was sexually confused, or just retarded.and not in a believable way, even the most confused incel neet in the world has biology that would force them to say something, anything.i walked out of the theater when he said 'i like you as a friend'shit movie
>>221182185His dorkiness was painful. I used to have a hard time making the first move with girls until one time I had this girl in my bed. I was still being shy and wondering if I could get away with kissing her and then it me like "you idiot, this girl is in your house, in your bed at midnight, of course she wants you just do it!"
>>221182185This is how girls keep beta orbiters snugly in the friendzone anon. If she liked him, why did she just not say that? You have to remember she's fucking his best friend and keeping it from him during all this.
Everything I've read about this movie makes it sound like shit test. Anti-sensitive young man propaganda.
>>221169618I wish a qt latina was obsessed with me
>>221176488>It’s a horror movie that serves as an allegory for rapeThis is the problem with trannies of reddit, you cant se a movie thematically, you have to insert whatever little pet issue you have. There is no mention of rape in this movie. At best you could interpret it as a guy taking advantage of an emotionally vulnerable girl but even then thits just an excuse for sluts trying to justify themselves as being "taken advantage of" which isnt a real thing.The movie is a cartoon. Thematically its shallow and its relatably funny at best. "Oh I remember i had an ex like that". Of the director was truly attempting to make some retarded ass statement about "toxic relationships" that mostly falls flat because men dont view it as such. They view it as "crazy bitches" and the crazy bitches in question arent seeing this movie and self evaluating. You arent making a deep statement by just being allegorical. The movie being taken at face value as an obsessed bitch is far more relatable than whatever rape/toxic shit you desperately want it to have. This is the problem with you reddit media literacy people. No one cares what the "thematic meta narrative" of some shit is if the face value actual concrete events taking place is what people actually relate and empathyze with.
>>221172762*plap plap plap*
>>221183980Projection the movie.Stands to reason why the movie is so good.Everyone sees what they want to see in it.
>>221184095Not really. The masses just see a funny premise being told in a horror movie style. Its just freaks on the internet who need to make everything about themselves who project into it. Because they project themselves into everything from children's cartoons to their mothers funeral. Thats how they live, they consume media and make it about how daddy didnt love them. The word trauma gets thrown around much. Normies arent that neurotic. They just want to see a fun movie, they dont really much care about the thematic undertones or whatever bullshit. Thats why art movies will forever be niche. Its actually quite incredible how such a dumb movie stirs up so much vitriol in some people. Its really sad actually. Id tell them to go to church but honestly they'd make it about them. These people all have 90 iq and all of it goes into twisting the world to conform to them, which is easy when all you do is passively consume media. Not so easy when you have to go out and interact with the world.
>>221169618Movie is misandrist propaganda
>>221172572Wrong Tarantino and Polanski
>>221175336That what me and nikki son will look like
