pixar is finito
Grim
>The toys are b-ACK!
>>221170715huh?
You lying piece of shitYou really think Pixar would let the critics trash their highest grossing IP?
>>221170686Okay, but what does Armond White think?
>>221170725Erm... w-what?
>>221170686I shan't be watching, I'll go see Mionins and Monsters instad.
INCREDIBLES PLEASE SAVE US
>>221170686Don't waste your energy, OP. The movie is already on track to make a billion and a half.
>>221170686I kinda want to see the fallout of Pixar releasing a terrible mainline Toy Story. It will be like The Last Jedi except millennials screaming over cartoon toys ruining their childhood.
>>221170798Who?
>>221170686A 50% on Rotten Tomatoes is basically a 30%.
>>221170736Armond White infamosuly thrashed the greatest entry (Toy Story 3) and got away with it.
>>221171956>not even directed by brad bird>directed by the guy that did two of the worst pixar moviesit's over
>>221172059That was Toy Story 4.
It's set between 3 and 4 I guess
>>221173210>the greatest entry (Toy Story 3) You're an idiot if you believe this.The first is a masterpiece. The rest are disposible.
>>221174611I think 1&2 are equal storywise, but 2 is a massive upgrade visually.
>>221174539It's after 4. Woody decides to just come back.
>>221175149Most pointless fucking movie ever
uh oh, based detected
>>221175183Hey, writing the fifth movie as if the fourth movie didn't happen is just smart business, since most people either don't remember 4 or don't want to.Now, whether or not THIS movie is good...
>>221171956Elastigirl twerking in a thong
>>221170725The toys are back in town but ack
It doesn't really matter, it will print money. Parents are not going to critically appraise the quality of the movie before taking their kids, they'll go see it no matter what.
I don't think I'll watch it, but I feel it has some potential. It's Toy Story 4 that had no reason to exist.
there’s one now
>>221177062Would.
They gotta make a 6th movie now and it should a 40 year old single,overweight and bald Andy stomping on and destroying all the toys for 90 minutes.
>>2211719562 already sucked, that series is deadWhy the fuck didn’t they just make it about the Underminer
>>221170686as if this will do any worse with the critics than the diarrhea known as incredibles 2
>>221170686I really hope this flops. Almost no chance that it will, but I'm tired of this franchise, the blatant millenial writing it has now, and the flanderization of the entire main cast.
>>221170686Only the first toy story had any kind of wit behind it
>>221177174I really hated this movie
>>221170686As if a reviewer would risk permanent blacklisting from Disney by giving a main franchise movie a bad review.
They've been chasing the Up acclaim by pandering to weepy millennials for almost 20 years. Just stop making human slop
>kid get ipad
>>221170712>Gatto>Nero, a black cat living in Venice, begins to question whether he is living the right life.>Mark Ruffalo as Nero, a black stray cat who dislikes water, likes music, and befriends Maya, a human street artist who adopts him against his will.this sounds incredibly bland
>>22117068656% seems quite generous given what we already knew about it.
>>221177798I liked 3 because it had a solid message behind it, but yeah all the rest are just poorly disguised cash grabs.
>>221173210>>221174611>>2211746701 and 2 are both essential films, probably the greatest animated films ever produced by America. 3 and 4 are both varying degrees of good but deeply flawed in their own ways, and I expect 5 to be the same. People have the perception that TS4 sullied the "perfect ending" of the original trilogy but if you remove the symmetry of it being a trilogy capper, I think more people would recognize that 4 is overall a better film.
>>2211789574 opens cans of worms that were best left sealed. Bo Peep didn't need to come back. Woody didn't need to do a 180 and decide he's no longer a toy. It all felt so hollow and self serving.
Do jessie and buzz finally marry
>>221177062*boner intensifies*
>>2211746112 gave us Bullseye and Jessie, who are such great characters, they feel like they've been part of the story since 1. 3 is the only one that wasn't REALLY needed. It didn't really extend any lore, unlike 2. It just "ended" their story... then didn't.
>>221182477lel
>the norwood reaper comes for everyone including toysdamn
>>221178100>Mark Ruffalogonna be a skipparoo for me
>>221178957>4 is overall a better film.>it was HER turnNah. Recently the blu ray was on sale for under $5, a price the first 3 never fall under. These're ANDY'S toys, fuck Bonnie and especially fuck the post-Lasseter feminism shoved into everything.
>>221170686Didn't know this was a thing.
>>221172059Dirivitive and trite Toy Story 2 is loved by the fans
>>221177174>>221177808Tfw i thought mond slaver was the villain of wreck it ralph 2
>>221173168And a 30% is almost a 29%
