>Finally watch pic related>It's nothing like actual prisonI had the honor of spending 19 months in prison during all the Covid crap for false allegations from my vengeful ex, and it's absolutely nothing like in this film. I even had to spend it all in maximum security thanks to all the tamps being put in the minimum security prisons, so normal people like me got thrown in with the shotgun wielding meth head petrol station robbers.The people with Swastikas tattooed on their foreheads, etc, were the nicest people possible (my cell mate's name was Teardrop, due to him having murdered people as a contract killer, and he would just talk to me all day about Star Trek... He was obsessed with Voyager and knew every little thing about every alien race), and the aboriginals/Africans were the absolute worst. Not once was there a fight or open riot or stabbing, and it was just everyone counting the days until they got home, talking about normal shit, smoking like crazy, and everyone's cell was completely covered in family pictures like a wallpaper. The worst thing about prison was the smoking... All you could smell 24/7 was strong tobacco.I obviously had an easier time because I'm a 6'4" ex-military fag and there's no knife culture in the prisons here (if there ever was a random fight, it's just a few punches then they disappear in different directions so the screws don't throw them into isolation), it's nothing like the film.The absolute worst people in prison are the screws; those guys are absolute power tripping faggots, and are LITERAL faggots, because they get off on having you naked infront of them as often as possible. Also, if you're a tranny, it's not some homo lust sex fantasy that you weirdos would think it is... No one wants to touch another man in there because being called a faggot is the worst thing in prison, and the trannies would just get randomly sucker punched or slapped. The people with the hottest wives/gfs on the outside garnered massive respect.
>>221170903>white people are alright>non-whites are terribleMany such cases desu
>maximum security for "false allegations"Sure thing buddy
>>221170998As I said saar, it was during covid, so all the prisons were full of horrid people who dared to keep their businesses open or didn't stand 6ft away from someone else.
>>221170903you spent 19 months in prison and you'll spend the rest of your life talking about those 19 months. shut the fuck up convict no one cares.
>>221170903"False" allegations>with my violent felony, I didn't "deserve" to be in the prison for violent felons du>the neo-nazis were so nice to me I made so many friends!!!>goddamn NIGGGEEEEEEEERS are such a parasite on society unlike myself (violent felon) and my meth-head violent felon skinhead friends like Teardrop the cold-blooded murderer>I'm 6'4" uber Chaderino>ex-military (low iq)>bunch of vivid gay sex fantasies>I was only in maximum security because of a governmental conspiracy against my politicsYeah, I think the judge and jury treated you fairly. You're such a wonderful person so it might seem unfair. You'll go back soon, I know your type.
>>221170903This guy was in prison everyone!
>>221170903>19 months in prison during all the Covid crap for false allegations from my vengeful exfake news, women never make false allegations you misogynist.>smokingdid they have to smuggle them? Or were people allowed to smoke?>tamps>screwsspeak English, Ausfag
>>221171195Damn, too hardcore! I have met the like at street parties as a kid. Still, some people like to tell their story
>>221171793I was going to say that Australia is way different than america. The inmates are used to bypass the cruel and unusual law. Look up the Louis Theroux Miami made documentary to witness the dungeons of america. Americans arent equal, the elite are nobility and the poor have to deal with that.
>>221171793Screws are universally guards but no clue what are tamps.
>>221170903>petrol station robbers.op is euro or ausfalianamericas call them gas stations
When I was in juvenile it stank like clorox and piss all the time. Sweeping up hair everyday, its disgusting. Fights were frequent by someone outright disrespecting others and insulting them until they had to physical fight. The guards would react quickly and take the opportunity to bodyslam some of the kids. Some took a personal pride in their tyrannical control while others just when about their day with us and put movies on. Saw Kangaroo jack, ready 2.rumble and anger management.
>>221172148The aboriginal inmates gave that away.
>i have the keys
Chopper (2000) Made aussie prison seem extremely comfy, doesn't compare to . Also, Shotcaller is regarded as mostly accurate, esp. the racial stuff, being california.
Australian prisons don't allow smoking, nice larp faggot
>>221172398Oh shit, did you guys hear that?Australian prisons don't allow smoking!Surely those criminals will follow the rules!
>>221170903It's not that way here either
>>221170903>spending 19 months in prison during all the Covid crap for false allegations from my vengeful ex, and it's absolutely nothing like in this film. IGod damn. I've been thinking recently about why I wouldn't want to spend 40 years living with a woman, even one with the right qualities. Dated a nice one for two years. This is so fucked up. Reason number 298457230 not to live with a woman.
>>221170903>comparing aussie prison to cali prisonlmao
>>221172426Ops entire point is "crims follow prison rules unlike in movies"
this sounds like OP went to prison in the uk or euamerican prison is mostly the same re: being dull, but there's far more gay sex/stabbing/toys + food to squeeze money out of prisoners, they even have vapes you can buy in commissary now
i watched Oz. i know how prison works
>>221172507Well OP is fucking retarded, I thought we all knew that by now.
>>221170903This is 1/16 the spergout Fincher had when he saw Shot Caller and channeled into The Killer
>>221172548Louis Theroux Miami dade documentaryAnd Scarface documentary are the most accurate.
>>221170903>im not from america so let me tell you about what things are like in americafuck off, you retarded third-world rapist
>>221172669What does shotcaller have to do with the killer?
>>221171099I'm sure your /pol/ fantasy is true but do you mind telling us which country this was and which statute they used to throw people in prison for keeping a store open during covid? You know, just for kicks
>>221170903I don't think Aussie prisons are the same as a max security California prisons. I'm sure the movie is different from real life, it has to be, the movie only has 2 hours to tell the story.
>>221172996Nah, it got the violence and prison politics used to isolate and prey on other inmates. Wes Watson and others that were inside stood by it.
Prison is only like this in California and Texas. We have even worse prisons in the deep south, but those are 99% black. His previous movie Felon is loosely based on real events of guards staging gladiator fights in Corcoran in the 90s.
>>221172780Fincher saw it and it made him very, very mad. The Killer is about how stupid he thinks movies, audiences and Shot Caller are. Go back and count how many times each film has the main character "cover his tracks" by stepping on a smartphone to break it.
>>221173223Is there any proof of this?
>>221173263Watch the movies in reverse order and then read Fincher's interviews
>>221170903>in jail for 17 days for kicking a trash can during an argument that bounced back and hit my baby momma in the tit>finally drops charges after we talk shit through jail is boring as shit and everyone there is dumb as fuck, including the guards. fuck all to do, the food sucks. none of that wild shit from prison movies happens in jail, I can tell you that much
>>221173302prison isnt like jail, you dummy dumb
>>221173302You locales makes a difference and the intelligence does swing towards the low end. The prisoner that was on joe rogan wore some half disguise because he wasnt aware that surveillance cameras were that high definition.
>>221170903>because they get off on having you naked infront of them as often as possibleYou mean the intake strip search?
>>221170903cringe ass fiction. kys.
>>221170903>rapist gets thrown in jail>"maximum security" but got to socialize with other inmates (Got isolated for his own protection)>"the aryan brotherhood are nicest" (Sucked Cock)>boasting about being tough 6'4'' ex-military (fat POG)
Were you in fucking Chino buddy? No? Then shut the fuck up American prison culture is different.
fattyfat got rapey rapedgot no friends so tells the net
>>221174776Tbf I've been to prison (4 years, privately owned medium security), and the Nazi guys were usually pretty chill. I
More storytime incoming
I've heard jail is way worse than prison because in prison guys are there long term and have to make a home out of it and are just trying to program and not get into shank fights every day
>>221174953OP is faggot though
I was locked up with op and he cornered me and teardrop in the showers and forced us to violently fuck his ass. He did this to multiple people (his boyhole was insatiable) but teardrop got it the worst. He committed suicide the day before I was released. I am still traumatized from the experience and can only have missionary sex with my wife with the lights off under the covers
>>221174776Reading between the lines.
Digits has the keys to the yard, you'll show him some respect
>>221170903>The people with Swastikas tattooed on their foreheads, etc, were the nicest people possible (my cell mate's name was Teardrop, due to him having murdered people as a contract killer, and he would just talk to me all day about Star Trek... He was obsessed with Voyager and knew every little thing about every alien race)So he was a skinhead obsessed with fictional alien races in the delta quadrant being met with by a united federation of planets research vesel? Ngl that sounds really weird.
>>221172818>aboriginals he is obviously Australian you illiterate retard. Australia was fucked during covid too
>>221171913Lol I was briefly in the Miami "supermax" featured in Theroux's documentary. It was a legit "processing error" how I ended up there for 12 hours. I didn't know where tf I was at the time. I was offloaded from a bus with lots of blacks, sent up a narrow staircase with walls greenish chipped paint, it was kinda GTA aesthetic, my first "oh shit" was that the female guard didn't speak English or pretended not to. If you were young, white and chill it was okay, I mostly watched blacks vs cubans fight half the time, the fights were cheered on by everyone like a fucking cliche movie. It helped to know anything about rap. My friend binged Louis docs a few years ago, I couldn't believe I had been there.
>>221173223the killer felt like an obscure troll ngl. got any more on this?
>>221170903I went to Pelican Bay for 18 months for selling bootleg snes cartridges and it was nothing like what people think it is. There weren't ethnic gangs or rapes or anything, everyone was super chill. The worst that would happen was if someone scraped your shin sliding for home during kickball in the yard or pushing you under the water too hard during pool time and giving you swimmers ear. My celly was a Crips member nicknamed Branflakes and we often stayed up all night playing smash bros. I got nicknamed me "The Master" because I took over DMing Dungeons and Dragons games for my pod after the last DM got released. Branflakes wanted me to come DM for him and his homeboys when we got out but he was released before me and got popped by some cholo back in his hood before I could visit him. RIP BF.
>>221176740Please tell us more about playing DnD in Pelican Bay.
>>221176493Haha still just waiting for that statute, you know, for fun like
>>221170903>The absolute most fake and gay prison story ever told.Why would OP do this? You have to back to pol and larp on.
>>221170903>petrol stationI'll read the rest of your larp for entertainment, while also humbly suggesting that prison might be a little different in American gangland than in the Shire.
>>221170903>my experience represents the entirety of prisonFucking moron
>>221176750My original campaign idea was to set it in a prison that the party had to escape but "The Rooster" (or nickname for the head guard in charge of our pod) said I couldn't because it would give the prisoners ideas, so I set it in Greyhawk instead (Branflakes wanted Faerun but the other prisoners were sick of it so he got overruled). The players were made at The Rooster for telling me we couldn't play the original campaign I wanted so one night Toaster (an MS13 chicano who was doing 10 years) got him back by leaving the door to the pod open a crack and balancing a big cup of water on it when he knew the Rooster was doing rounds, and when the Rooster opened the door he got soaked and Toaster got sent to solitary for a month. Prison is no fairy tale world.
>>221176825>Prison is no fairy tale worldNobody said it was a fairy tale world but it's really weird to see you say this for no reason after telling us how some gang banger pulled a summer camp movie style prank on the head guard Also yeah you should have realized that creating a prison break scenario from the very facility you are in, would not be kosher with the guards. Furthermore you are stupid as well for even telling them what you were doing in the first place.
>>221176840It’s not a real story he’s fucking shitposting. Kek.
>>221176864You don't know civvie. You just don't know.
>>221176864How would you know this? I've been to prison and played a lot of D&D there, including with hardcore gang bangers.
>>221176840>Furthermore you are stupid as well for even telling them what you were doing in the first placeIt would've been easy enough to smuggle in dice sets via the prison pocket but we needed mats and miniatures to make the pageantry come alive so we had to put in a request form. Besides the Rooster was a real vindictive old hound dog, he would've found out anyways. When the ice cream machine broke down on a Friday evening he refused to bring in a repairman until Monday because he didn't want to pay the overtime fee so all we had was the slushie machine. Of course this lead to the "Bloody Wednesday" riot which Peanut, the party's Cleric, got killed in, so their fight against the Red Dragon the session afterward did not go well and Toaster also lost his bard which really just made that whole week one big downer. We even lost our D&D table so we had to play on our bunks for a couple sessions until the Rooster let us have a day trip to go buy a card table from Wal Mart. Do you know how hard it is to draw maps on a mat that's on top of a soft prison mattress?I should never have been in there (that's me on the left with the yellow wrist band and Rooster in the middle about to hit Peanut)
>>221176948>I've been to prison and played a lot of D&D therearen't dice forbidden?
>>221170998He’s flagged himself as Aussie by how he talks. And yes, in this absolute shithole, they will throw you in Prison over nothing. So you’d be smarter never to try and move here.
>>221177339D6 yes, for gambling. If you can get yourself a D20 and a few weird little fantasy figurines and tell them you’re playing a fantasy fairy tale game the guards just shake their heads in disbelief. Most prisoners who play DND are both enjoying a riveting cover game and gambling at the same time. They get really addicted to it. There’s nothing else like it, inside or out.
>>221177401I watched Mr In-between, so at least I know not to call anybody "champ".
>>221177463Yeah good one mate. The issue is you probably are gonna turn up on our shores thinking that it’s ok to bledge or even that you’ll get away with finkelling. You’ll get shitcanned for something absolutely egregious like that within the first month you’re here. Don’t bloody risk it. Being behind barsies isn’t a joke.
>>221176740>for selling bootleg snes cartridgesThanks man that cheered me up
>>221177339The first guy that replied to you isnt me.Surprisingly prisons are weird about what is and isnt allowed. When I first got there we were allowed fullsize toothbrushes, tv remotes, and cards in the mail. They banned all of those within 4 years. To your point though, for a long while you could order stuff from amazon, and gaming dice was on the list. Someone ruined that by ordering a crate full. Theres a lot of d6 that can be found in board games. Some people make spinners, but I actually made my own dice.>high quliaty geometric net of all the platonic solids>trace onto light cardstock>razor it out precisely>fold and glue >paint surface and numbers>coat in layers of liquid floor wax for a hard heavy plastic shellvoila>>221177457>D6 yes, for gamblingnah>enjoying a riveting cover game and gambling at the same time.???
>>221171099I don't know a single country that did that.In fact, I specifically remember America even letting people out of prison because they were too crowded for covid.
>>221170903was there a shotcaller in the prison?
>>221176493Not really. Yeah there were lockdowns but the vast majority of people just complied. The few who didn't weren't really thrown in prison either, they were told to go home (which most did) or were beaten up and fined.
>>221172507You're illiterate
>>221172818Your parents regret not having an abortion
>>221174776Story of your life
Oh, yeah. Bloody hell. I'm sweatin' here. Roastin'. Boilin'. Bakin'. Swelterin'. It's like a sauna. A furnace. You could fry an egg on my stomach. Ohh... Ooh, now that is hot. It's ridiculous. Tremendous. Fantastic. Fan-dabby-dozy... ...tastic.
>>221170903This sounds like a LARP.
>>221170903>Aboriginals>Maximum security prison for COVID violationsYeah no shit Aussie prison isn't like SoCal prison. It's probably candyland compared to LA county jail let alone San Quentin.
>>221170903The prison rape shit really only seems to only exist in movies.Everyone who was inside says that prison is the most asexual place imaginable and everyone is paranoid about being seen doing anything that could be considered gay. So no group showers and no fapping either.
>>221176299>united federation of planets research veselt. TuvokEveryone knows that Voyager was a warship deliberately stranded in the delta quadrant by you and Janeway to pave the way for Federation colonies in conspiracy with the Caretaker. Also, Heil Hitler.
>>221177563>???Alright, so it’s a little complicated, but I’ll do my best to explain.Basically, lifers hide their gambling within their DnD rolls. It’s hard to work out exactly, because they use code terms. I know enough DnD to know they were saying weird things, but they pretend it’s a homebrew system, so I never figured it out. It seems like they use the threat of character death as a way to keep each other compliant. They all get really engrossed in the stories and you haven’t seen anything until you see a lifer with four confirmed kills openly weeping because his gnome warlock died. >>221176825If they let you DM for them that’s a fucking honour. DMs really are shot callers in my experience.
>>221178586Not true. There's prisoners on youtube that recount how inmates with particularly femine looking thick cheeks will become a target and a mob of rapists will run in one night and take their booty
>>221170903COUNT EM
>>221178787Some prisons made banned the game and made the dice contraband. They will confiscate them even if they are homemade from soap and paper.
>>221177563High quality geometric net of all the platonic solids. Elaborate on that, please. How to you do that?
>>221176628Scary shit and the exact opposite of what you would think. How was it an error? I guarantee you ella hollywood isnt having a chill time.
>>221180447ella hollywood is in prison?since when?why?
