somehow Anya Taylor Joy has returned
>>221171583>nu ringsIt’s gonna be diarrhea
>>221171583Is this an "original character"? Hahahahahahahaahahha
>>221171583Gollums wife?
I'm sick of seeing the same 12 actors in everything
>>221171759GOLLUM IS MY WIFEFARAGE IS MY LIFE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ao5vqJre-xQ
>>221171583https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJOIPiEkcx4&list=PL4zdXTcdZH3xkHyqYzFf5fPHJkR-dFZiL
I wish I looked like her :(
>dislike an actor>they are in every goddamned movie
>>221171944You want to be a girl who's almost hot, but with dramatically odd eyes so unusual in their spacing that people think you're a space alien?
>rewatching Fellowship rn>decide to let the entirety of the credits play out, 20 minutes of which is dedicated to listing every single member of the official Lord of the Rings fan club>glance at the screen to see which salphabetical surname I'm on>Christophe Bussy appears>mfwNo I am not fuckin' with ya'll, I'll post a screencap if you want
>>221171583This chick was killing it a few years ago why is she scraping bottom of the barrel roles now?
>>221172534>Lord of the Rings>Dune>Mad Max>Super Mario>>bottom of the barrel
>>221171583I still doubt this movie is being released
Seren sounds like a name a tranny would choose to sound "special"
>>221172411>almost hotHorrible taste. I bet you don't even like battle angel Alita
>>221172605>box office bombs>killing it
>>221171849sorry, is solemn a word?
>>221172605From all those flops the only relevant one is Mario, but then again voice acting is what failed Hollywood stars end up doing to pay the bills.
>>221172534furiousa flopping destroyed her career
>>221171583The casted her as the bad guy fro Mass Effect 1?
>>221171849a whole village of fiddler on the roof people who think they're married to gollum and farage is stalking them
>>221171583>Anya Taylor Joy I fucking hate movies.
is this before rings? so they dont catch him right? whats the pointDid people even know he had the ring i thought nobody knew about him until bilbo accidentally met himany way ill watch it for anya>>221171944i wish i could fuck her :(
>>221171583I tried to watch the original trilogy because I love Cate Blanchett, and I didn't even finish the first one. It was so boring that I even cut it off in the middle of a Cate scene. I can't see Anya making it interesting.
>>221175566>is this before rings? so they dont catch him right? whats the pointNo, its after rangs and Aragorn has to get Gollum out of the lava.
>>221171583>SerenThis name does not fit in LOTR universe at all and sounds like a character you would find in Critical Role or new-age Dragon Age.
is that the brainwashed guy from mass effect
>>221171583I like her because she makes the shit posting trannies like you seethe endlessly .
>>221171583Has been cast as who? This name means nothing. Is she an elf? Doesn't sound elven. Is this some kind of Glup Shitto situation?
>>221171944>>221175566With the power of your two dubs combined I bet you two could hook up and make each other's dreams come true :3
>>221171583>The Hunt for GollumSo a film thats pointless because it cant change anything at all since we've already bookended the franchise of Gollum getting the ring, losing the ring and his deathClassic>prequel about characters in college but will totally just become the original story and were so unimportant no one mentioned them ever
>>221171583Love Anya but she keeps picking flop after flop
>>221176956Yeah, I keep watching her flops in the big screen while she's cute, God knows the time we have with her can be fleeting.
>>221171583Should have been cast as gollum
>>221175566I assume this is happening after Bilbo's big birthday and before Frodo gets to Rivendel. Gandalf and Aragorn spent a lot of time trying to hunt down Gollum. Not sure who the girlboss is supposed to be.
>>221172358For me? It’s Zendaya, and it used to be The Pebble.
>>221171583>SerenWho?
>>221171583She needs to do like 5 more movies in the next 2 years before she gets old
>>221177397She'll be kino in Dunc 3. I hope she goes full nude there hehehehe
>>221171583I mean, they will fuck it the writing for sure.Anya is a good actress and quite beautiful, but it's a shame it wasn't before she went spooky scary skele mode.
>i need an elf name for my rings movie>I'll take this elf name from runescapeBRAVO COLBERT
Hollywood execs looked at this and thought "yeah we need more of that shit"
>>221171583>latter-day LOTR mediaI literally just got done beating my meat to pictures of her. Now I'm sad again. Why, Anya? Why?
>>221171583kino incoming
The movie seems like retarded shit and I probably won't watch but Anya in it makes me slightly care because I want to rape her and lock her in my torture dungeon. But I still probably won't watch.
>>221171583>female Dúnedain rangerThey just couldn't fucking help themselves, could they?
I have Anya fatigue.
>>221178633It's not THAT far-fetched. How else was that culture going to be preserved if there were no women in it? Were the rangers raiding nearby villages for their women and killing them as soon as they shit out a kid? Or were they surreptitiously impregnating them only to return years later to take the kid into their nerd forest club? It's more likely that the nomads had nomad wives to creampie after a long day of smelling orcs.
>>221171637I hate that this is true.
>>221172358>love an actor>She's in a bunch of terrible movies
>>221178633>>221178907She's an elf not Dunedain
>>221179016Is she gonna leave for the Undying Lands later or die in Helm's Deep :(((((
>>221179016She's an elf irl but plays a human in the movie
>>221178984I could fix that by making very entertaining movies about religious girl schools with her.
>>221177364She'll be a mirkwood elf, that's where gandalf interrogates gollum after they find him.
Both "The Hunt for Gollum" and Colbert's project are just adaptations of parts of the story that were skipped in the trilogy (the search for Gollum and the barrows/Tom Bombadil respectively).Both will be harmless filler.
>>221179016There's no evidence for that. Seren is not an elf name and she dresses like Strider.
Been a while since I read the book, but wasn't Gollum canonically male? So what's next: humans playing dogs in animal movies?
>>221172722>>221172821She still gets paid, nimrods. And they're valuable IPs regardless. Over here acting like she's Steven Seagull or Van Dam or Frank Stallone.
>>221171583Anya Taylor Joy as the GOLLUM??? They really wanted those ticket sales
>>221171583>the hunt for gollumwhat's next, Sauron's Revenge?
>>221179649>The Hunt for Gollum>Sauron's Revenge>The Treason of Isengard>The Fall of Moria>The War in the North duology (Battle for Erebor / Battle of Mirkwood)>Eomer: Horselord
>>221171583what is she doing to the goblin
>>221179711>>The Fall of MoriaWould unironically make a good trilogy. The first two films could be dedicated to Durin, with the third being Balin.Just don't tell Peter Dinklage.
>>221171583OH LAWWWWWDDDDD DEM RANGZZZZ!
>>221171849Oneyplays?
>>221178907Just because there were no women rangers doesn't mean their society had no women.Did Spartan women exist? According to you, no. Since we all know there were no female Spartan warriors there must have been no Spartan women in that society, right?
>>221171583>looks like an elf in real life>gets cast as an elfPerfection.
Serens Latina now, chuds. JK idk even know what that means.
Anya should fire her agent before reaching Ella Balinska levels of flopiosity
>>221171637it's gonna be deepfried like an onion ring a sweet sloppa poison with not nutritional benefits aka no strong phylosophy
anybody have that meme where she sells her cheek fat to satan
>>221181451nvm found it
>>221172605>>221172821Gonna sound like a simp, but it's not her fault Pedowood lost it's touch and has only produced flops in the last decade. Nothing works anymore, even shit like the MCU or Mission Impossible are flopping.
>>221171583Who's Seren? I've read Lord of the Rings and don't remember such a person
>>221172534turns out her sex appeal was in her buccal fat
>>221171944same, she's such an agprincess
>>221171583who the fuck is seren
>>221182998nooooooo bucc her back bucc her back!
Passionate sexual intercourse with Anya.
>>221171583aaayyyyyyyyyyy
>>221180184So you think in the entire history of Sparta, there were no exemptions?
>>221171583I fucking hate her stupid fucking bitch face and I hope she dies asap before she ruins any more movies.
She lost the mandate of heaven with that ill-advised Mad Max movie where she looked NOTHING like the character from the previous Mad Max movie. Like entirely different phenotype yet it's the same continuity and they'd have us believe it's the same woman. Come the fuck on.Around that time she also started bogging quite a bit and looking downright bizarre.Getting bogged and ozempicd made her weird features just come off even more weird and now she looks offputting.
>>221186520Faggot.
