Why has this taken so long???
Probably can't figure out who to make the enemy. Can't be Russia, everyone knows they're pathetic now. Can't be China, need the movie to play there. Iran? Not with the current shit going on. North Korea? Lmao, plus the next game is using them as the big bad
>>221172725Seething pigranians never fail to show up
don't kids all play fortnight these days? who even still plays the new cods?coduo was the best one btw
>>221172725They should do some alternate timeline
Doody
>>221172725Just make a made up Eastern European country and give them slavic accents. Nobody will know
Rendering Nikki Minaj's ass jiggle physics is taking longer than normal.
>>221172670Blops 1 is the only good COD story
>>221172807Ghosts
>>221172795Mw3 was so much fun
>>221172771It still a best seller every year
>>221172755Sorry to break your bubble ivan, but every civilized person on earth now knows the reality that "your" victory in ww2 hid for 80 years: That you are a bunch of degenerate asiatic subhumans
>>221173710What?
Cast him
>>221172670Why does Marky Mark keep trying to do videogame movies?
>>221173963He has such range and the look. He’s fucking money
>>221172807CoD 4 and WaW were good
Ellison family about to make this as kosher as possible. No surprise they tapped zesty Zioberg.
Just do the COD4 plot. Its probably the closest thing they can do thats a movie plot aside from Black Ops 1.
>>221173910Sam Elliot
>video game made to be recruitment tool>movie adaptation of video game made to be recruitment tool>totally not a recruitment tool
I love straight men. I really do. But just your gung-ho nature, automatically makes you cannon fodder.
>>221174051no one cares
>>221174071Shut the fuck up troon
>>221172725Just make it an evil america from an alternate universe entering through wormholes and at the same tech level
>>221174051Who cares??
>>221172670recruiting physically capable "little people" to round out the cast takes time, op
>Mark, will you please drop the Vietnam thing? Call of Duty doesn't do Vietnam, I don't care how many of them you want to shoot
>>221172725India, Pakistan is Muslim and therefore can't be the badguys
>>221174327Blops, Cold war...
>>221174327When COMMUNIST SCIENCE restored Ho Chi Minh to life and the RED MENACE threatened Israel ONE MAN heard the call
>>221172670>BRAVA SIX, GOYIN DAK
>>221174389>"He's a wild card, ma'am. A loose cannon. But he's the best there is."
>>221172670>Why has this taken so long???Because everyone knows it's a fucking terrible idea. But now that there's even less than the "no fucking ideas" Hollywood has had for 28 years, we're getting it.
>>221172725>this goy thinks amerisharts are the good guysFucking kek
>>221172670>Mark Wahlberg in a videogame adaptation
>>221174423>"In this war, Wahlberg, we do things by the book!"
>>221172670Will they recreate this scene?https://youtu.be/6R_rzICCNbM?is=bRMaJA3XAMTNTDEB
>>221172670>A movie of a game series that just copies moviesFull circle.
>here's your Price
>>221172771>who even still plays the new cods?Mexicans
>>221172670Mark Wahlberg fucking sucks
>>221175483How so? He can play almost any role
>>221172670I'd say it's retarded to make a movie based on a franchise whose premise is being cinematic but fucking Until Dawn got a movie so what do I know.
>>221172670>50,000 anons used to shitpost here. Now it’s a ghost town.>Five years ago, I lost 30,000 sneeds in the seed of a feed, and the chuck just fucking sucked>Remember, no Janny>Our Jannies banned us, prostituted us to the advertisers, destroyed our culture, our memes.>Moot…. Knows….. Epstein….>So, when are we going to Reddit?
>>221172725If I were making it, I wouldn't have just one enemy. I would have some gimmick plot device which allows for showing warfare across different time periods, have interconnected stories where it's like the Cloud Atlas of war movies. Maybe you can still fight Russians, because it's only for one act or one scene and maybe it's not the grounded present day version of them
>>221172670cod peaked when americans were the bad guys all along
>film ends>credits roll>screen fades to black>suddenly, labored breathing>picture slowly returns>pic related
>>221172670A COD movie is literally just any military action movie ever made, the most pointless movie in existence.
>>221175638Kek I remember when some kid at school told me this was at the end of the game and I thought he was lying
>>221175025no he should be the "50,000 people used to live here, now it's a ghost town" guy, it would be perfect
>>221172670>Lets make a movie about a game that copies moviesKek some of those early cods were straight up fucking plagiarism.
Sam Worthington as Alex Mason
>>221175663There are potential ways to make it not so pointless or generic, such as >>221175560 or leaning hard into self-aware humor about the cliches in the games. >STAY FROSTY, DISARM THAT NUKE WITH THESE TOENAIL CLIPPERS, OSCAR MIKE!though I don't expect them to actually go either of those routes
>>221172670All military propaganda movies are basically COD. lmao. Schmaltzberg should be directing the COD movies since he had direct involvement with MOH.
>>221176128The last Medal of Honor game was such a piece of shit
