THEY'RE TAKING THE HOBBITS TO ISENGARD
How would he know where they were taking them? They could've been taking them past isengard to the misty mountains or something like that.
>>221173616You finally found the plot hole anon! That faggot Tolkien won't escape this time!
>>221173555>Gimli! What do your dwarf eyes see?>Nothing! It's just a wisp of cloud.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uE-1RPDqJAY>Published on May 11, 2006
>millenials pissed themselves laughing at this
>LEAVE AND NEVER COME BACK
>>221173616They were Saruman's orcs, so of course they'd be taking the hobbits to Isengard.
>>221173616They captured an orc and tortured him, severing his digits and limbs one at a time.
THE HOBBITSTHE HOBBITSTHE HOBBITSTHE HOBBITS
>Suggested: Why is the rum gone???
where's the "They were once men" anon when you need him?
>>221173555>they're taking the hobbits northeast >isengard was westbravo jackson
>a balrog of morgoth>what did you say??
>Give them a moment for Pete's sake!
>>221173555Okay, seriously, what the fuck are "elf eyes"?The land of Rohan is very hilly, not flat at all, they're not particularly high up at that moment, so it can't be the case of just seeing really far. Is it some kind of x-ray vision, he can see their aura or some shit?
>>221176405Have you ever seen an Elf wearing glasses? Or using binoculars?
>carrabine from Dunland!??
>>221173555OOOOH HELLLLL YEEEAAH
>>221173555>Looks like meat's back on the menu, boys!how do Orcs know what a Menu is, do they have fine dining in mordor
>>221176617Isn't the whole premise that Tolkien "found" these stories and translated them into english for an english speaking audience? So the orcs didn't say menu originally but it's the most fitting translation for us.
>>221176713The menus thing wasn't in the book, it's a Peter Hackson invention.
>>221176405It’s essentially akin to a sort of LoS far sight ability that can continue to zoom past the horizon. They also just step on top of snow without sinking in as if it was just earth. They can hear extremely well too. Elves are turbo broken in Tolkiens universe.
>>221175947They were once Elves.