webm thread
>>221174263>>221174269>>221174287fucking lel
>>221174287Kino
>>221174221Somehow loot crates returned
>>221174315Topkek!
>>221174269this one is funny>>221174221shoulda come with an eleven or demigorgon flesh light instead
>>221174263It's been years since I saw this one, kek
>>221174250why the fuck does that bitch have a rifle scope on a shotgun and why the FUCK is she aiming down the sights going down a hallway
>>221174436Diabolical..
>>221174315kek wtf
>>221174221I paid $200 for $9 worth of plastic and random bullshit!
>>221174595Astounding, isn’t it?
>>221174221>>221174595Wait, it's real? I thought it was some kind of skit.
>>221174315>That really was a Hatori Hanzo sword.
>>221174221
:^O
>>221174250>>221174470Average gun battle in Escape from Tarkov
>>221174221Is it at least put together custom to your account's watched shows, or is it just a selection of netflix merch?
>>221175248It has Rebel Moon merch, it's not custom to your watched shows.
>>221174221The jump cuts are extremely obnoxious.
>>221174287Turned that mfer into a soijak.
>>221175140Everytime you guys post this chick she becomes more and more obnoxious. Is she on coke or meth or some shit? Stop moving around! Stop fucking dancing like a golem!
>>221175378Anon is tsundere
>>221174899Prime "something for the dads" content.
>>221175333Yes. And to think that millions of people every day spend hours watching reels of garbage in that format.
>>221174221>mouth agape for literally 99% of the video
>>221175140>when you're a solid 6/10 but think you're a 10/10
>>221174269>I CHOPPY-CHOPPY YOUR PEE-PEEjej
>>221175214Hellava mound on rogue
>>221175657>Porky's (2016)
>>221174899What movie
>>221175598I'm as screen addicted as any in 2026 but when i'm standing in some line at the grocery or whatnot and enjoying a few seconds of quiet contemplation, and look over to see the person next to me scroll through 10 tiktoks in 10 seconds, i can't help but feel superior in the moment
>>221175784One of the power rangers movies
>>221174221I like how it's just perforated paper do you can't resell it.
>>221175873Judging by the numbers on everything it's an advent calendar, so the whole point of owning it is opening it up.Not that anyone would want to buy it once they knew what kind of cheap shit it contains.
>>221174315Qino
>>221174221it's like an advent calendar for retarded adults who are infected with the most lethal strain of consumerism ever I'm actually impressed
>>221174221>replaces physical media>uses physical items to promote streaming service
>>221174221This webm feels like it's giving me brain damage with all of the cuts. What must be wrong with the zoomer mind if they actually enjoy this?
>>221174221sensible chuckle that he doesn't do a reaction face shot for the rebel moon coin
>>221174221:O
I've learned a lot about weather in Texas recently.
>>221177138Those are too big, she should probably get a reduction.
>>221175265
>>221174315Is he okay?
>>221174295>Fucking lel fucking kek fucking lelkek fucking keeked leledilei fucking keked shat my pantsu kekek leled fucking light emitting diode fucking cuck fuckingJust stop.
>>221177300what film?
>>221177421encounters of the spooky kind
>>221174595Now you remember that loot box subscriptions were crazy for about 5 years
>>221177459holy based. I love Sammo Hung, no idea how I haven't seen this one yet
>>221175365Is that supposed to be George H. W. Bush?
>>221177500anything that has sammo fighting and moving all crazy for a man his size, insta-kino
>>221177499my sexual awakening
>>221174221>all plast8c garbageThrow this onions and his item into the trash
>>221177348*snap*Hey don't be a stranger, pop.
>>221177549>fake titsEwww, dropped
>>221175856Sammyclassicsonicfan cosplay?
>>221179442Cristinysam
>>221175657KOREANBROS DON'T WATCH THIS VIDEO
>>221174899It's sad to know this could never be made today.
Any Keira Knightley webms?
>>221175315love when he shoots the fat screaming broad in the lynch movie
>>221174221I don’t know who this is, but I wish him nothing but ill fortune for the rest of his life
>>221174315Same actor who played Yun Fei Yang in The Bastard Swordsman
>>221175388She's one of the good ones
>>221175631Is this played straight in the movie or is it a comedy
>>221174250is this the new Mr & Mrs Smith?
>>221174263what a godawful show
>>221174353>MAXIMUM JUMPCUTS
>>221174496>DAAAYYYUUUUUMMMM
>>221175140gross
>>221175214i miss that show. so many good episodes
>>221175248which is easier to mass-produce, anon: a million of the same thing or a million individual unique things?
>>221175388her hair is ugly as fuck
>>221175631king korean rizzler
>>221175669not even. she's a 4 at best
>>221175719goddamn it anon don't scare me like that!! sheesh
>>221175830this is the scene where the stunt double died b/c a 2x4 didn't break away properly when Neo gets kicked through the phone booth
>>221175132I hate this goddamn era so fucking much.
>>221175265Similar style.
>>221177138i want some ginger milk
Grrrrr!
>>221177319get this indian bullshit off my board
>>221180689
>>221177611hot
>>221180053It was just bantz, mate. Jesus.
>>221180677tranny propaganda
>>221174250nice. might watch
>>221175365moobie?
>>221174250>completely naked man>clothed womanIM TIRED OF THIS FUCKING FAG SHIT!!!!!
>>221180772Fun fact: squirrels forget their hoard of food on occasion.
>>221180689What the fuck lizzie?! What is even the context of this?
>>221180053Omg! I did not expect that on the history channel!
>>221174221>no chastity cage in Bridgerton pocket
>>221179943Film?
>>221177611Good for the youth to explore their sexuality. That chocolate princess didnt need any persuasion to get on her knees. Someone in a restrictive household will probably be able to sneak this past their parents in plain sight.
>>221174221You can almost see the low IQ drool hanging from his mouth.
>>221174269>>221174287Sauce ?
>>221174353WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON
>>221174221How come he didn't basedface for Rebel Moon?
>>221180989She is doing a job known as "acting"
>>221177138
>>221174221He didn't hold some of the items up, mouth agape and thumbs up them, so I don't know how to feel about those particular items.
>>221174436Always makes me kek
>>221180981Doesn't sound very fun for the squirrel
>>221182129Come on! You could easily build walls! You know what walls are!
>>221181256
>>221182129and what of good solonius?
>>221179442Cristiny Sam
>>221180581gay
>>221174287I was genuinely surprised how accurate the whole thing was to the source material, outside of kinda ignoring why he's in prison in the first place
>>221174899>sticks randomly turn into to tonfasOk
>>221177319thats indeed some faggy dancing. steven sama mogs the balkanistanians ez
>>221177611the jewishness intensifies. producer / writers / director last names now
>>221174221God, I wish I could be as rich and happy as these degenerates.
>>221174221>random junk generator
>>221174470In the movie she's just a dumb bimbo who gets raped in the desert. So if she's using the gun "wrong," it's because she's not used to handling them.
>>221181256That made me nostalgic. I remember when people used to post low quality, two second gifs of Riki Oh on /b/ and kids were always screaming for the source.
>>221174899I know it's not xena but I want to watch that now
>>221183289>cop is captured by bad guy (female)>ties him to a chair and suck his dick because???The first two Taxi movies were... well...
>>221183059maybe her hairdresser
>>221182668webm file names don't show up on ios since they broke it with the last update
>>221183312
>>221183370why don't i remember this episode of Xena
>>221183359werks on my machine
>>221183370
>>221180581So you claim.
>>221183370Loved her in Spartacus
>>221183359That's what you get for being a dumbass phone poster lmao
>>221175140>/tv/ hates Xoci acting cute nowThere's that purposeful contrarion shit I hate so much
>>221183183Ah, so that's where that idea in Kung Fury came from where Hitler shoots people through the phone
>>221180713That bear thinks he's in Star Wars or something? What a fat LOSER!
>>221180581The bangs are to downplay her mighty eyebrows.
>>221183633it's just one guy whining
>>221183359>webm file names don't show up on ios
>>221174221Any time I see a video creator make that wide-eyed, open-mouthed expression , (ie - the cück face or söylent grin), I immediately block that user and skip the video.
>>221174269>>221174287>>221174315I like wuxia a lot but that shit is so corny that it is an embarrassment to wuxia
>>221174221Jews are right about the goyim
>>221183972no global illumination = no watch
>>221183970He truly lives rent-free in their collective head.
>>221181012>Film?For Life or Death (1996)
>>221183970Iact like this and am also balding
>>221184024>you can't have a biopic of this person because...you just can't ok!
>>221180670>Similar style.The style is just called kung fuIt's always just looked like a drunk monkey doing karate
Why cant they keep their mouths closed? God I hate nu-whites
>>221184188until they learn to build their own spider webs the open mouth will have to do
>>221184145vibes
>>221184310Anon you have a HDR copy of the film on a non HDR display, it isn't meant to be that desaturated
>>221175140What does she mean "hair by me"? It looks like she washed it and then went to sleep without drying it
>>221184460It's for an advert.
>>221175684code?
>>221184550FIL3-N4M33
>>221174436Thats some Jonkler level shit
>>221174221pretty cool actually
>>221174436They must be in their 30s by now
>>221183708I like em
>>221184188gen X best gen
>>221177348Lucking Fel.
>>221177348Triggered
>>221184024He's been a famous figure since the 70s, and by his doings, retard. He craves everyone looking at him and talking about him. He'd go insane if people didn't. And during that time he's done his level best to be the scummiest, most vile people alive. Not only does it constantly keep people talking about him, but his daddy's money gave him a free pass so he rarely gets in lasting trouble. He can and did screw anyone over so he'd always be a winner and them losers. Children like you think he materialized from nowhere to save you from obummer and it's mysterious why everyone already hated him.
>>221174353wait, did he jump on his own sword?
>>221175731
>>221184326He got him
>>221174250The movie wasn’t even that bad but that final gun fight got silly where they just ran around in circles
>>221175784Mighty Morphin Power Rangers: The Movie
>>221183141Yeah, it's a panel by panel remake at some points. Props to the director.
>>221174221is that supposed to be an advent calendar thing? why is nigger opening all at once
>>221184120Do you have a mansion like this?
>>221185952you expect too much from someone that would buy a goyflix advent calendar. he could stretch this out a whole month with like a 30 sec to a min vid a day