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This is my greatest fear.
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>>221176105
Why would she flirt with him like that in the first place
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>>221176105
I had it happen once and I'm still confused by it. She even mentioned not having a boyfriend multiple times.
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>>221176105
why did she flirt with him then? fucking bitch
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>>221176215
My best guess is to get a tip.
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>>221176208
It's a power game, a woman wants you to know they're available and free but that you are not getting anywhere near her.
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>>221176150
>>221176215
Because women have no concept of the social world that men exist in and how drastically it differs from their own.
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>>221176150
servers make money from tips and being nice to people. it doesn't mean they want to fuck you

tip for anons: don't ask someone out while they're working unless you are very attractive and they seem interested. most people just want to be left alone while at their job
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>>221176150
>>221176215
Because she wants a good tip from him.
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>>221176265
Where's the power though? After I find out she's not interested, I consider it a closed door and move on.
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>>221176150
Women want you to crush on them while staying too timid to do anything about it so they can treat you like a bf when convenient but you can only treat them like a friend.
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anyone have that greentext of the anon that was dragged to twin peaks that sperged out and told the server not to touch him?
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>>221176296
American problem I guess. I live in a no tips country where the wages cover it, so there's no extra incentive. So if a worker is flirty, it's legit.
I managed to ask out a girl at a cafe since she was really engaged in conversation when I came in and we did go out a few times. It didn't work out in the end but at least she did say yes and we went out a few times.
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>>221176331
Never heard of it but it sounds absolutely kino
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>>221176105
I asked a girl a work out once and she said she had a boyfriend, so I hid down the other end of the warehouse all day. she went home early and told the boss what I did
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>>221176105
Jews write scenes like this just to discourage you from being a man. Women get hit on and asked out 10 times a day every day from the moment they turn 9 she's never going to get awkward about it.
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>>221176327
The thrill she gets in rejecting you while receiving further confirmation that she is desirable
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>>221176383
I asked out a girl I worked with and we actually did go out twice, but then it was her birthday and she realized she didn't know my age, and she noped out since she thought I was 23 but I was 31 and that was way too old for her. She also went pretty cold on me at work, it was uncomfortable as fuck for months until she finally transferred out.
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>>221176150
yea she should just be a cunt and tell him to shut the fuck up about his stupid fucking orchids and stop wasting her fucking time
>slams down the key lime pie
>tells him he better leave a tip you autistic motherfucker
yeah that's how it should go
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the only woman i ever asked out was a mythical 11/10 i reasoned she was so perfect what did i have to lose.
I cant even remember if she said anything she just looked stunned
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>>221176105
Is that Kitty??
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>>221176446
You miss 100% of the chances you don't take, so might as well try. Ask out 100 women and at least one will say yes.
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This is my greatest fear.
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>>221176442
... Or just be polite and professional without patronising him and leading him on. But your way works too.
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>>221176150
>>221176215
At one point you just learn that a girl being nice and smiling at you is just going to the motion and being pleasant
When girls actually are interested in you they will gravitate around you but they won't ever be flirty around you
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in highschool hot evil sluts used to lead guys on to cruelly let them down.
This was practice for them in adult hood doing the same thing but with worse consequences like deliberately trying to get men kicked out of venues or false accusations of assault.
Ive witnessed this enough, and experienced it enough personally. That i flat out do not trust a single foid.
How can you ever be sure a foid isn't go to turn on you when they act like that, its too risky to ask one out. They'll lead you on and then cause you trouble.
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>>221176521
yeah I wouldn't trust anywhere that has scrapple
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>>221176105
Lol, this is a great movie.
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>>221176446
Based. The damage you did to her self-esteem by implying she was in your league probably took her years to recover from.
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>>221176486
I'm not saying this is wrong, but for me personally playing the number game proved to be quite emotionally draining just as much as having a oneitis
Especially considering some times you get polite rejections, other times you get a >ahah no thanks response
I do realise you are supposed to develop a thick skin for that, but it's hard to make yourself vulnerable when you feel like you are constantly at 1 hp left
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>>221176534
>>221176442
>>221176329
>>221176303
>>221176296
>"Oh sorry, I'm not interested, but can I bring you anything else? *smile*"
Or
>"Oh, sorry, I have a boyfriend, can I bring you anything else? *smile*"
Would that be ao hard? Instead he feels like a creep rapist now
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>>221176412
i got a funny age gap story. There was this cute working at this food shop girl near me a cute hapa, tiny girl and very pretty with these very long pigtails.
Insanely fuckable looking.
Anyway when i first saw her im unsure if she was legal she was a teen i assumed she was. Anyway a few years went past and she was still working there and hadnt changed at all (so she had to be legal)
I walked up to the counter once and she gave me the naughtiest look like she could tell she was into older guys and could tell i liked her.
Fast forward hardly a year later, my fucking hair goes prematurely grey. see her again and instead of being into me shes visibly uncomfortable. So i just drop it and never return.
So i was the same guy and she went from naughty flirting too old.
That being said an abnormal amount of young women flirt with me regardless still.
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>>221176105
the incels replying to this thread thanks for the laugh guys
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>>221176624
The weird thing about this woman was she went on to marry the most ordinary guy imaginable. Picture the most beautiful sexy woman you have ever seen marrying Napoleon Dynamite's brother.

Made me realise attraction is mostly dumb luck
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Adaptation is the realest movie ever made.
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>>221176327
>Where's the power though?
So even after she slammed the door in your face and there was nothing you could do about it, you don't understand where the power is?
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>>221176579
happened to me in 7th or 8th grade
>be permafat at lunch
>girl asks her friend to ask me if I wanted to go to the Sadie Hawkins dance
>I scoff and reject the offer and they both are like "wuuuut?" and have no further contact as they sit there looking like they rebooting on Windows95
>we are all at the same table and everyone kinda went silent
I got redpilled at 8 years old on the conniving, vindictive bullshit women are capable of. no way that was legit, but the "what if" plagues my memory. I mean her family owns at chain of Italian restaurants(although she was not in demand as a swarthoid in a sea of white midwesterners) and I was trailer trash. its inconceivable even to retarded horny teenager. such terribly obvious bait.
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>>221176920
>girl asks her friend to ask me
lol you fat insecure fuck she actually liked you
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>>221176105
flip it on them
>sir, this waitress is making me feel uncomfortable with her sexual advances, i feel raped, please call the police
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>>221176486
>Ask out 100 women and at least one will say yes.
Maybe before dating sites existed you had 99:1 odds..
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It's called being friendly you clueless fuckwits. What, is she meant to be a bitch to you at all times? Would the be better? No wonder you guys are all virgins if you mistake simple friendliness as "she's into me"
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>>221176920
>sitting alone sulking at school cafeteria
>homely cute classmate sits next to me and says hi
>I move to the next seat and say goodbye
In retrospect she may have just felt sad for me and was trying to be nice but I had already gone through a couple of light bullying by other female classmates and I was a massive sperg to begin with. I just wasn't equipped to deal with middle school, but the truth of the matter is thay what comes natural to most people that allows them to navigate society some of us just have to learn and start life with an handicap
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>>221176619
yeah nic cage is fantastic in it good movie to show everyone who thinks hes a shit actor
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>>221176657
this guy thinks women have manners or etiquette point and laugh
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>>221176920
i had it happen to me in highschool once or twice. One time a known slut just asked me if i wanted to have sex, i just automatically laughed and she got butthurt. Thats how that prank backfires on them
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>>221177142
you say goodbye
and I say hello
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>>221176920
Sounds like it was a dare, it always is, and they didn't expect you to reject them. Definitely dodged a bullet.
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>>221177236
HAHAHA
I think he is a shit actor but I like him in this.
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>>221176954
that would've been my luck. the white ones I liked never bothered with me, but to be honest I didnt bother with them much either. I was a "funny man", but never the class clown because that role was taken by a Lebanese midget who probably had actual circus experience.
her friend doing the asking was sitting right next to when she got my attention and I instantly knew she was removing herself from the blame by making her peon take the hit or that she was too embarrassed to been seen doing it, but either way. it is true that if you dont love yourself others wont either, but anybody who takes a liking to me must be a blithering idiot and I'm better off alone. fucking gay ass humiliation ritual existence.
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>>221177142
I could make friends with pretty much anybody, but it was mostly in a sharing the load and keep ing spirits up type of socializing. it never felt like real connections were possible because when I'm in a social situation I dont need to act like normie which is probably the best part of being forever alone. "at least it's not me." is my motto.
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>>221177488
*because when I'm NOT in a social situation
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its awkward and clearly he has social problems its not sinister or creepy just a friendly invitation
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>>221177559
if you ain't chad then you're a creep chud
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>middle school
>only gf in my life breaks up with me in less than a week because I'm terrified of showing affection verbally or physically
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>>221177595
what's a chud???
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>>221177657
a nazionist maga incel
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>>221177745
>nazionist
unironically don't know what this one means
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>>221176657
Apparently this is how women behave now. Heard a bunch of those stories about how horrible it is that men talk to them in public spaces.
>well, have you tried telling him "no" or "not interested"
>uuuuh I can't do that who knows how he's going to react uuuuuuuh
Every single fucking time
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>>221176393
this is 100% true
women love being asked out they don't go "ughhhh you musrt be joking!!!" they are flattered and just say "no." politely in some way like "i am alreadyd ating" this was written by jews to keep you at home
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>>221177779
nazi zionist, it ain't that hard
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>>221178007
that makes no sense. Zionists are jews and they were victims of the nazis
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>>221177931
>who knows how he's going to react
maybe don't tell him "I wouldn't touch a limp-dick faggot like you with a ten foor pole", women tend to be quite good at the art of polite rejection and it allows them to refuse proposals without hurting the man's ego
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>>221178020
learn history https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haavara_Agreement
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>>221178087
calling jews nazis is deliberately insulting to jews and just antisemitism.
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>>221178105
I didn't call anything jews tho, the other guy was talking about zios.
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>>221176105
Bruh, Just the other week. I went to buy some food. I always feel like this one girl gets weirded out by me, because she never returns with the food.

It's always a guy.

I don't do anything but laugh and smile. Saying hello. Which I do to everyone there. So I don't get it.

But this past week. I assumed that bitch would give me change, and so I put my hand out like a cup you know. And she was confused. Trying to just hand me the receipt, so I try to grab it while still keeping my hand cupped because I don't want to drop the change.

Bitch didn't give me change. She stole my change. And she thought I was trying to hold her hand. She acted like I was the scumbag.
That fucking bitch stole my money.
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>>221178122
zioinists are jews. Jews are zionists. "Zio" is a David Duke slur you actual nazi.
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>>221178135
idk who that is. not all jews are zios, not all zios are jews. zio is just short for zionist. you are quick to anger over nothing.
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>>221178147
all jews are zionists. All jews want a homeland its part of their religion. Their homeland is Israel
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>>221176150
>>221176215
Most women don't flirt like that. If they're that friendly and extroverted it's because they have absolutely zero sexual feelings for you.
They're quiet and insecure towards people they want to fuck.
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>>221178153
>all jews are zionists.
no they aren't, some want nothing to do with it, I've actually heard them say it. Religion and a political movement is not one and the same.
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>>221178168
No. They all are, Zionism is wanting a jewish homeland which is part of their religion. None of them disagree. Except fake jews who aren't jewish at all.

And i dont see whats wrong with that.
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>>221176329
Every human being whether they realize it or not enjoys the feeling of power. Women enjoy teasing cus it gives them that. Nothing wrong with it, issue is most people (double for women) dont have any self reflection and never realize or acknowledge it.
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>>221178193
>Except fake jews who aren't jewish at all.
Not an argument, you aren't an arbiter of who is more jewish or less. And zionism isn't just about 'wanting a homeland'. It's much more, and the whole world learned it. You can keep playing like you don't know that.
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>>221178219
no, jews are an arbiter they decide and you are jewish you are an antisemite and dont speak for them.
And again zionism is part of their religion.
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>>221178226
I don't speak for jews, I simply relayed what they said. Zionism is a political movement.
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>>221178233
https://www.jpost.com/judaism/article-719599
>To be a Jew is to be a Zionist – the two have always been inseparable, now more than ever.
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>>221178258
You aren't making a good argument by posting a zionist controlled article. There are jews that live outside of Israel that don't agree with zionism, and they do follow Judaism. Judaism is the jewish religion, zionism is a political movement.
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>>221178164
This is unfortunately the case in my experience
It's just tragic that one can't help but fall for a pretty and friendly smile
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>>221178283
you being anti-zionist just means you are an antisemite and a nazi. You do not speak for jews.
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>>221178322
You are a broken record with no arguments. Bye.
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>>221178332
i accept your concession, dumb jew hater
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>>221177931
>uuuuh I can't do that who knows how he's going to react uuuuuuuh
Truke. Women nowadays are so scared of the idea of rape, that they'll just play along until one of their friends or someone in authority steps in to help them. It's no wonder everyone just relies on dating apps and "Netflix and chill" is the new "hello".
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>>221176105
>Plain omelette. No potatoes. Tomatoes instead. A cup of coffee and wheat toast
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>>221176682
She probably found a boyfriend and that's why she was uncomfy
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>>221176105
my greatest fear is a pizza place with no fire in the stove too
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when i was in 6th grade, i think, we were playing soccer in gym class and since i was unathletic but also the tallest kid in the class my team had me play goalie

as usual some of the girls that didn't really want to play were hanging out by the goal talking to each other, they started teasing me asking me who i liked. well, as it so happened one of their group was indeed my crush so i decided to follow the advice of my father and other male figures in my life who told me to just be straightforward about it and i said "actually, i like you" indicating at my crush

she then proceeded to pretend to cough and retch violently while her friends laughed at me and then they all started laughing. fucked me up for a long time, still does now in my 30s. just cant get over it.
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The waitress/server/hostess isn't interested, you're just a potential tip.
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>>221178233
yeah this really isn't complicated. judaism existed before herzl was a sperm. you can say most jews have some cultural/religious attachment to the land without pretending a modern nationalist project is literally the religion itself. same brainlet tier as saying every catholic is a vatican monarchist.
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>>221176329
It's true. There are few sensations more thrilling than ripping out the still-beating heart of a sensitive young man and spitting on it.
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This is a scene from a movie.

In real life she would have either kept the friendly demeanour up, because it was an act anyway, and gently rejected him.

Or

Went along woth it and ghosted/flaked

Or

If her demeanour was legit, said yes, or that shes busy but would love to do XYZ
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>>221176150
>>221176215
Because any hospitality job has an expectation of good customer service, which includes acting friendly with the customers.
t. Line manager.
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>>221178131
Dude honestly you will just drive yourself mad trying to figure out why women do the shit they do. If it "feels" like the right thing to do they will do it. So when you realize this then you realize how pointless it is to try and analyze their behavior. I wouldn't even really worry about it.
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N
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>>221180497
I'm really sorry to hear that bro, you didn't deserve that.
So many woman are cruel and sadistic, uncaring of the consequences of their actions, even when it hurts them. I've seen so many guys talking about some negative interaction they had with a girl years ago and it still screws with them. In the opposite I remember this guy talking about a compliment he got from a girl and he still remembers it years later.
A lotta guys have it tough these days, you just gotta stop caring what women think, what others think, and focus on living your life the best that you can, on being the best version of yourself and making a life that you love. It's all a matter of perspective, change how you think and you change your life. Analyze your thoughts and actions ruthlessly, eliminate negative thought loops, bad habits and beliefs and replace them with good ones, and things will get better.
Things are getting better for me after I stopped caring about bullshit, about what other people say, and stopped getting mad and stressed about things by just denying those thoughts and feelings and focusing on bettering myself. The mindset is everything, how you filter the world, how you think determines what you see and what you can do. There's this book called the Freedom Model that talks about mindsets and self control if you're interested, it's about breaking a addiction, but the stuff about thoughts and beliefs is really good for anything, you can find it for free online if you're interested.
You don't have to argue with intrusive thoughts and give them your energy, you don't have to get stressed or angry, you don't have to suffer; you can be free of bullshit and have what you desire. Thinking takes energy, only think of what's important and conserve all that mental energy. I hope this helps anyone, I just want my bros, wherever they may live, to be free and truly live. Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk
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>>221176105
Nic cage's hair in this movie disgusts me
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>>221176442
>overly bitchy waitress
>mfw
New fetish unlocked
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>>221176150
>>221176215
>flirting
incels detected. She's just being nice.
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>>221176105
Imagine how good and easy your life is that this "who cares" social faux pas is your greatest fear.
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>>221181022
sounds like woman logic
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>>221176290
Funniest post of all time award
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I asked out a worker recently. She was always using my name even though we never formally exchanged them. Kept complimenting me and giving me free sides. Finally ask for her number but said they aren’t allowed to give it out. Said alright dipped out and we’re are still cool with each other nothing awkward afterwards. It’s weird I would like to say it was for tips but she just worked a counter.
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>>221176105
>This is my greatest fear.
What? Talking?
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Man I remember being treated like a little kid/retard by women. Absolutely humiliating. Thankfully now I just disgust /creep them out.
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This is my greatest fear.
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>be me
>walking down the street
>see a pretty girl
>"hey"
>she says hey back
>"where are you going?"
>she says something and giggles
>"can i have your number?"
>she gives me her number
>we part
>we text for days
>we meet up
>we fuck
>we date for a year
>we break up
>walking down the street
>see a pretty girl i like
>"hey"
>she says hey back
>..... repeat...
isn't everyone like this?

i always thought i was kinda gay only having 1 gf a year and never cheating on them. i assumed the incel shit was a larp and y'all were getting tons of puntang. don't you guys ever say hello to girls? try it sometime ffs. girls are sluts too, they'll fuck anything, just like you.
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It must be exhausting for you guys to think about women 24/7. At what point in history did we decide that they should be put on a pedestal and borderline worshiped?
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>>221185030
>we
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>>221176327
>I
>I
yeah you self-centered retard this is why you don't understand.
it's not about you, it's about the dozen other guys she's strung along with this method successfully.
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>>221176105
orchids?
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>>221176290
you know that OP is fictional, right?
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Great film. Always thought the trailer is great.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uougMRq-MSo

I wonder if anons have actually seen the film? His inner monologue when he is meeting the publisher is pure "literally me"
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>>221182134
you'd like dick's last resort or ed debevic's the whole point is for them to be rude to you
t. used to go to hofbrauhaus to pick the chestiest blonde to paddle me after the jagermeister shot
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When did 4chan turn into a therapy session?
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>>221186446
October 2003, newfriend.
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>>221176105
Don't worry. He got her in the end.
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>>221176105
Fair move on his part, he should've finished the request and just accepted the decline, its not like he even made it sound super datey. Asking a woman out to something public and harmless like that is solid strategy
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>>221177394
Well you're a mediocre person who wont ever mean anything to anyone outside your family so
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>>221176105
I thought she was talking about a penis at the start.
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>>221176465
duh and she looks way cuter
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>>221176606
I wouldn't trust fucking a man that ordered scrapple
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This is my greatest fear.
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>Available sources give multiple ways people report a "rape conviction rate" for the U.S. in recent years — commonly cited headline figures include "7 felony convictions per 1,000 rapes" (equivalently about 0.7%) drawn from RAINN summaries (as reproduced on Wikipedia) and alternative tabulations showing higher conviction outcomes once a case reaches arrest/prosecution stages (for example, 28 felony convictions per 1,000 reported sexual assaults in an FBI-based RAINN framing). The FBI’s reported forcible‑rape rate (38 per 100,000 in 2023) is a separate metric and does not by itself report convictions [1] [2] [3].
You have to reach out and grab life by the pussy.
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>>221176920
you could co own a chain of restaurants right now if you went to that dance
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if i'm not guaranteed a 100% success rate with women, i want nothing to do with dating. not going to subject myself to the humiliation ritual. i'd rather just watch porn or hire an escort. simple as.
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>>221177745
nah you don't have to be an incel to be a chud, I'm married with kids and I won the chud olympics in my local chapter
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>>221178131
why didn't you say
>uhh wheres my change?
i've never left a place without a penny unless I'm tipping the change
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>>221186914
Crazy. Even I'd heard that 30% of rape allegations were truthful. Funny as fuck that 70's show guy is one of them.
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>>221180497
in 6th grade I had a few bros who were very well liked and talked to cute chicks regularly but I was the loser dork of their group but they still treated me like their close friend, eventually one of them found out who the girl I liked was and I thought that'd be the end of it but he ended up telling her (in his mind he was helping me out) and I watched it unfold and before my eyes as she practically wretched with her facial expression and then spent the remaining year avoiding me at all costs, that was intense, he felt really bad and I kinda gave him shit for a year for how she reacted. She was this really cool tomboy girl who later became hyper bi (like lesbian until she finally got into a guy way later) She was 1 half of fraternal twins too and her sister was like a mega dumbass but still cute
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>>221176105
my local starbucks girl literally called me handsone
i was over the fucking moon
started going every 3 days there
anyways i was in line and i saw her call another guy handsome who was not handsome and it just rekt me
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>>221176393
Relax with all that antisemitism, sir. You're scaring the customers
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>>221187095
realest post itt
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>>221184930
I've been with same woman for 12 years (love of my life) and I still get this pained incel reaction when I hear of dudes having it this easy, I won over my girl by sheer force of will and using hard thought out witty lines to seem cool aswell as being extremely eccentric and hard to read (keeps them interested in early stages)
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>>221186446
Idk I started using 4chan in 2009, so at least then
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>>221184930
>don't you guys ever say hello to girls?
i know this is bait but fuck it
no, because i'll go to prison if i do. thanks metoo
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>>221186983
the hunt is extremely titillating when you win, I was blacked out driving through sonic drivethru once and I got this underage girls phone number (i was 20) crazy part was texting her later and having no recollection but I'm pretty sure I just told her she was super pretty and asked for her number and she swooned. Only in that complete transformed state am I capable of that, god I wish it was on film
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>>221187095
I get a lot of
>you have beautiful blue eyes
which feels very genuine but I think it very rarely equates to real attraction, idk a lot of girls said it in HS and it felt like they were complementing a cute puppy
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>>221187234
i got this compliment once in 9th grade at the only halloween party i've been to in my life by an objectively blonde, and i still think about it almost daily 13 years later. still have never felt the warmth of a woman btw
have we all become invisible?
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>>221187292
>objectively blonde
*objectively hot blonde
whoops too much smirnoff geg
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>>221185118
Humans, conversations, waitresses, diners, and men wanting to ask women out is fictional?
Wow you are a fucking retard. Get a clue.
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>>221187317
i knew what you meant, adding hot is redundant, everyone knows what objectively blonde means
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>>221187384
i didn't want to have my post dismissed as ESLposting because of a simple drunken typo
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AUTISTIC GUYS:
if someone 'shows an interest' in your special hobby, they are humoring you. it's just them being polite. they do not actually want you to answer the questions, they want to get away from you ASAP.
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>>221176105
God damn it i passed up saving that webm of the guy sperging out and pouring hot coffee all over his waitress thinking id never have an opportunity to post it and then this thread comes up
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>>221187482
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>>221176105
https://youtu.be/vzcji1elQ8U?t=132
This is mine.
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I was so hyped for this movie, hearing it was about this dude searching for a rare psychedelic flower, turned in on itself in some crazy meta way, and it was going to be fucking insane.
Turns out it was just some sad gay bland shit.
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>>221184716
OH NO PLEASE NOOO DON'T SUCK MY DICK NOOOO
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Every single virgin saying "she's just being nice!" "She's just doing it for tips!" Is wrong.
She was giving him extra pie. Free shit IS flirting.
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>>221188147
I gave your mom extra pie
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>>221184930
Excellent bait
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>>221184716
Having a 22 year-old Ana in my closet that I can pull out and have my way with whenever I want is my greatest wish.
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>>221187482
All the girls I meet want to know more about WH40K.
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>>221188268
Only since they know Henry Cavill likes it
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>>221188268
>>221188268
if you invite them to your groups
>hey guys, can my gf play/watch?
you will ruin your weekends with the lads.

dunno what it is about /tg/ hobbies, but bringing women into the fold kills it. it's nice to just have male spaces, centred around an activity. women join and suddenly everyone's on edge, and SHE tries to fit and do the same jokes. it's awkward and it always goes the same way.
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>>221188554
Man that is a magnificent dumper.
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>>221186595
>have we tried glasses on, hair up?
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>>221176105
My God she's repulsive
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>>221188554
i'd like 2 handfuls of that
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>>221188147
This. The way you react to OP's webm shows what kind of person you are.
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>>221188719
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>>221176150
>Flirt
>First thing she does is cross her arms closing herself out
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>>221186595
Then his brother barged in and interrupted his fap.
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>>221176208
I had one girl at work ask me if I'd go to some book event she wanted to go after I told her I also like reading. I told her no because I don't really go out and don't like going out.
She started dating another dude a week later who also worked with us.
Also had another woman, slightly older, confess to a friend of hers, which later told me, that she liked me but didn't know how to approach me since I was withdrawn from everyone and barely talked.
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>>221184930
>bro just harass strangers
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>>221184930
>"where are you going?"

Try to make it sound more believable next time and not like an incel rapists idea of flirting
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>>221189293
"Talking to strangers in public, are we? Got a loicense for that, eh?"
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Pretty women believe they can be "just friends" with men. Ugly women think every smile is a confession of sexual desire.

I have seen no exceptions to this, and I do actually talk to women in my life.
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>>221176442
Lmao wud b pretty funny thoughbeight
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>>221176150
The director probably told the actress to pretend like she really wants to have sexual interactions with that actor for the scene to confuse people like you
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>>221189601
as an above average male i really dislike when ugly women mistakingly think im hitting on them. Because most of the time they act rude and hard to get when im not interested in them at all.
Meanwhile i get actual good looking women interested in me and have had success with good looking women.
Personally i feel like if a man only interacts with narcissistic delusional ugly women, he will develop a distorted view of his self worth and women, i know i did
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>>221181258
Lmao
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>>221189692
The movie is a dark comedy, so this is probably the case
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>>221188554
Briga heelan levels of ass.
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>>221188719
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>>221189601
I have a better read.
Men can be internally validated, but most women value themselves by the men they attract.
BUT here's the catch: some of them are based on quality, and some on quantity.
Some want high value men and get angry if a chubby loser pays attention to her.
But some are validated on amount, they want tons of men nomatter their status, but god forbid they also ask her out.
Non of them will value the chubby loser. But quantity girls, like the op, will talk to them and draw them in, with absolutely tall walls that is.
That's also most whores, and streamer girls.
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>>221184716
This looks terrifying
Anyway, who else is into trading card games?
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>>221176150
tips
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>>221176150
to get a tip
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>>221177931
>now
Anon, Adaptation came out in 2002, which I assume is before you were born.
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>>221177931
>>221178395
Women think every man is an evil rapist now. They're afraid of men especially ones they don't know well when the reality is rapists almost always victimise people they know, not strangers.
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>>221176105
This is my hairline
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>>221180663
wont make "him" come back tho
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>>221191958
thats what its like going to the gym, i go to the gym with a lot of women and some of them get really bothered by like a guy just minding his business keeping away from them.
Yet theyll not react to guys that as a man can tell are most likely potential abusive murderers and rapists.
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different floor. I thought she was into me because she would pull me out of nowhere and play with my tie.
I talked to her about the upcoming merge (the company we work for and another 4 small ones because of the logistics in our region) and asked if she wanted to take coffee with me. I shit you not, out of nowhere, her "friend" appeared as soon as she left and asked me if I was single. I asked why, and then her friend just left. Like, 2 hours later, the first girl appeared and said her friend was into me. Then she asked if I was interested in her friend. I asked if her friend told her something, and then she said, "We're friends; we talk about everything." I even told her how I think you're cute. "I thanked her for saying I was cute, and then she said, 'But I think [name of a dude from my floor] is cute too.'"
Since that day, the first girl has never talked to me again; she keeps following the dude from my floor everywhere.
H-hold me, bros.
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>>221176105
>>221176150
I was out of town this weekend and i stopped off at a small restaurant around 9:30 where it was just me and other other customer. The waitress asked me what I was doing out so late and I told her I was going to do a night tour at a place nearby and she got excited and told me how her dad used to work there and she had been up there a long time ago. She asked if I travel often and how many of these haunted places I had been to. I felt like was flirting with me and i told her she could join me and tell me about it and she laughed a little bit and then went into the back, after she gave me my check she didnt come back out so i guess i blew it.
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>>221182271
This, but unironically.
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>>221191958
>They're afraid of men especially ones they don't know well when the reality is rapists almost always victimise people they know, not strangers.
not 100% true, stranger rape is more common than people realise its downplayed a lot because it creates fear.
But what you are saying is the fact that abuse, physically, sexual and mental are far more common with people known to the victims
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>>221186595
HES SUCH A FUCKING CREEP HOLY SHIT
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>>221192040
>yo woman i never met want to come hang out at an abandoned building with me
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>>221192086
it was a public tour at a local famous haunted building. did you even read what i wrote
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I'm glad I only work with middle aged people and boomers. I've worked with cute women my age before and it's too stressful. None of them were single so there was no pretence of anything going on but it still keeps me on edge.
Also they complain to me about their """problems""" which annoyed me. Complain to your boyfriend, not me.
>>221176521
Based
>>221177963
Eh, depends. Asked out by someone attractive, sure, they'll like it. I don't think they'll be flattered if some slime ooze creature asks her out. This applies to men too though fwiw
>>221180910
Good point and not one enough men are aware of. Unironically not even worth bothering trying to understand women, they don't even understand themselves.
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>>221192131
at night.
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>>221192153
why would anyone go to a haunted ghost tour in the middle of the day?
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>>221192161
To avoid getting spooped.
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>>221187843
I havent seen OP movie yet bit that sounds like my opinion on Leaving Las Vegas.

>>221188147
shut up cunt
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>>221189722
I dont interact with women at all
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>>221176105
Why would you care what some bimbo thinks of you?
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When female service workers do that I just give them the autism stare.
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>>221192040
She got creeped out genius or u weren’t hit enough for her to make the jump and enter an abandoned building with you
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>>221176296
>they seem interested
that's the whole point anon
female servers know what they're doing, and they have no qualms about intentionally confusing men and then reacting defensively
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>>221189248
I had a girl at college ask if I wanted to go with her to a holocaust memorial event being hosted on campus, when I had previously asked her if she'd like to hang out sometime a week before and she said "let me get back to you on that"
I said "no thank you, not really my thing"
Now, 10 years later, she works at a consulate
Pretty sure I dodge something there
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I had a nurse compliment my veins and besides that just weirded me out. Like even if you're supposed to be nice for the job there has to be better ways. The job is a nice excuse or cover but you never really know what these workers are thinking or trying to do. Things should be kept super neutral when it's any kind of professional setting. Maybe if you had a healthier more trustworthy society it wouldn't be as much of an issue but you clearly don't. Just do the job, give the service and everyone can go home to their box. The added fakeness and mind reading expectations are not helping anything.
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>>221193647
>think I dodged something
>le holocaust museum
you dense motherfucker
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>>221193776
>hes-right-you-know.gif
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>>221176105
It would help you massively if you stopped identifying with pathetic characters in television and film
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>>221176486
in other news: prison is just a room
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i shop at a Sprouts grocery store and thought a hottie cashier was flirting with me when she asked me 4 questions while checking out my shit. I returned a few days later and some dude cashier asked me similar questions while checking out my shit. WTF would a store mgr dictate their cashiers to have this dumb questions script for their customers?



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