https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Swiz1XyfhcI
First. Shrek is luv.
>>221181831Ozempic Donkey
>zendayashant be watching
>>221181831I liked It.
>>221181831I hate millenials so much
>>221181879>Plans of watching Spider-Man: Brand New Day
>>221181903Don't blame me, will ya. If it were up to me there would only be two Shrek movies.
>>221181831can't wait for zendayogre r34
>>221181831Weird art style change aside (especially on shrek himself) that actually looks good, but maybe they put all the good jokes in the trailer.Interesting choice to use the original book artstyle at the start thereDid they fix the eye colour issue? I haven't the time to check what exactly the error was and figure it out myself
Animation style reminds me of those mobile game ads.
bleh
>>221181831This looks like it was made for 35 year olds who grew up with Shrek instead of children. Another 'family movie' where the audience is 90% childless adults.
Looks gay, will not pay to watch it.
>zoomer broccoli hairFunny
>>221181831>Comments are turned off.AYYYYYYYY
>>2211818315 movies too many
>>221181831Looks like drek but I'll probably see it just because I still love these characters
>>221182276That's enforced by YouTube (the state really) for anything "kids"
>not 5hrekfucking idiots
>>221181877I mean, it's shown that his only truly magical quality is speech, if Shrek's kids are teenagers, Donkey's probably pushing 20.
I wanna dig out my old copy of Shrek 2 and play it.
>>221181831>>221181831>>221181831>>221181831>>221181831EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
>>221182469Forgot image.
>>221181831Donkey's realistic fur and the overall "realistic" character designs of the original always felt like a big part of Shrek's identity. Like>Ok, you've seen Disney's cutesy fairytales, but these are the REAL stories behind the fairytales.So making it extra cartoony just makes it feel generic. I was ok with it Puss in Boots 2 to give it its own identity, but I was hoping they'd revert back for Shrek 5. I guess I completely forgot about that Zendaya teaser from a year ago or whatever.
>they gave shrek's son zoomer broccoli hairlmao
>>221182475You’ll be disappointed, that shit if fucking ass
Fiona should have bigger tits.
>>221182643they nerfed her?
I don't understand the basic premise of this movie. Like, can I have even a tiny idea what the story might be about from the trailer? Is that too much to expect these days?
Mike Myers has returned. https://youtu.be/lzmntndEXWo
>>221181831Not even gonna watch that trailer.Just like the Terminator series only the first two exist for me.
>>221181831There was a Shrek 4?? Was it good?
>>221183251>There was a Shrek 4??Yes.>Was it good?No.
Thoughts on the redesigns?
>>221181831>Zendaya Why though?
>>221183330dogshit
>>221183334She's popular with the browns (60℅ of the global population)
>>221183251It's okay. Better than the third one but still nowhere close to the first two.
>>221181831WHAT THE FUCK DUDE DONKEY JUST SAID HELL
>>221181831>Orchestral version of all starWe're in trope city now
I will now watch your flick
>>221183330>>221183363Fucking awful. How did they approve this?
>>221184046Would the one on the left
what if it's good
>>221181831Its really really obvious they had to quickly rewrite the entire plot because everyone guessed it with Zendeya huh? She's been completely side lined now lol
>>221184115SEX-OOOOOOGRE
>>221184135>quickly rewrite the entire plot because everyone guessed it with Zendeya huh?Explain pls
Calling it now:Every franchise lately has done a thing of handing over protag spots from male characters to women, in one way or another.I predict this movie will do the same based on this trailer, and I can prove it.End of trailer: Shrek, Fiona and his two sons are in jail. Donkey is also there.His daughter, the only one of his children to have a celebrity voice actor/actress, is not.They are going to spend the majority of the movie in jail, and the movie will primarily follow his daughter and "her story", and then she'll rescue them towards the end.Calling it now. Put yourselves in the screenshot.Bonus prediction: You're going to find some "men" saying the movie is good and simping for it because they enjoy porn of the daughter character. Expect to see gooners saying the movie "isn't that bad" to soothe their souls because they jerked off to ogre pussy.
>>221183330>>221183363>shrek if he cocomelon
>>221184161I'm glad you're developing pattern recognition but this is all very rote by board standards
>>221184154Initially every assumed the plot would be a generic story about an overprotective Shrek dealing with a rebellious teenage daughter wanting to see the worldEveryone getting taken through the ringer they delayed the movie and now the next trailer after the delay has Zendaya completely removed from the trailer. They don't even show her character
>>221184161Is this the Shrekoning??
>>221184208>Zendaya completely removed from the trailer.Imagine if they removed her entirely from the movie. And all other famous franchises.
>>221184207>I'm glad you're developing pattern recognitionThank you. I am starting to suspect the jews lied about the holocaust and are in dire need of being wiped out in their entirety.
>>221183363looks like joe rogan
>>221184115The porn? Yeah, it'll be better than the movie.
>>221184161So it's an inverted version of JoJo Stone Ocean?
why shrek sons look like this?
>>221184316Because we're still in the millennial goyslop era
>>221184135No the plot is still the same, Zendaya being absent in this trailer is because she ran away from the swamp like everyone predicted
>>221181831this really doesn't look like shrek in any capacity
>>221181831>yoooo dis shit is buns ngl>lil bro is NOT cooking im finna kms fr
>>221184236I don't want to be an asshole but I've never liked her acting and she feels incredibly forced
>>221184515That doesn't make you an asshole. That makes you a normal straight male. That DOG of a woman is ugly as fuck
>>221184558I can handle ugly people. There are countless awesome ugly actors. But she just can't act at all and she's put in roles as if she's beautiful
>>221181831zoomers destroyed shrek
>>221184509His Bracelet says "fag"
>>221184509These character designs are genuinely awful.
>>221184509>>221184616I'm struggling to think of how you could make good, distinct ogre designs but them having kids has always been a bad idea in my opinion. At least focus on one kid and make it a really good character. Like someone genuinely funny. But to introduce three kids out of nowhere when the cast was barely the main three is just a tall order.
>>221184571True. I'd excuse her ugliness if she could at least fit different characters. But she's the same scowling frumpy bitch in every role. Her acting in dunc 2 was particularly bad.
>>221184659It's the Rey Skywalker crap all over again. She doesn't have good acting range. It's 100% she isn't good at acting. Like, go to school for that. Take some classes. get some coaching. Don't just scowl constantly
>>221184208She's in the trailer. She's flying with the witches
>>221184744I actually missed that. Compared to the other trailer she's been sidelined
>>221184509The zoomer hair is the least sexy shit I have ever seenLike when a woman draws a sexy boy they NEVER draw that hair style, so why?
>>221184616>>221184631This. 3 kids is overkill, it should have been one or two and make him or her an actual characterThese 2 look way too ugly and npc like to have any charisma at all
>>221184115Where's the chart of different fantasy creatures where the males are all really varied crazy designs, and the females are all just human women with different skin colours and minor cosmetic changes (like small horns)?
>>221184767It's a side effect of the tik tok culture where instead of trends developing naturally locally and spreading, social media degenerates everything into one big mix of culture. Like it's literally just a tik tok trend >>221184781In the original movie it is only one kid but it's her. And it's the entire gimick. Even the announcer does a funny>"Zen... daya? Oh ho! Damn."He literally goes "Damn" as if its some big cool reveal. It's probably why it got clowned on so hard because it was a "hello fellow kids, remember your [CHOSEN HOLLYWOOD FEMALE ICON]?">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KbiwL74KyJQ
>>221181831can someone gif the bit where Gingerbread Man shakes his moneymaker
>twerking>goat screamAren't we past this by now?
>>221184789I don't have it but that reminds me of the only time that was reversed and it was when World of Warcraft created a dragon race and the male dragons were effeminate. They had hired tranny furries to design them so they intentionally made the males lack any masculine qualities. And there was this huge melt down by the devs when the feed back was asking for all these clearly masculine features>"Why can't you give them strong jaws, broad shoulders, and bigger hands than the female? Males are supposed to look different with those features"and then the trannies who worked at blizzard with those features had a freak out session
>>221184161even on reddit when the first teaser dropped everyone immediately called out the plot>dad who's overprotective of his daughter has to learn to let her go so she can see the world and shitthis is 100% what the plot ishence why she's not even in this trailer and they're focusing on all the other parts to distract from it
>>221184875Because Hollywood continues to hire their own
>>221181831Why do his kids have the zoomer haircut lmao
>>221184509this is going to be a new exploitable on Twitter for the next 6 months
>>221184875one of the best burns Gen Alpha can make about millennials is to make fun of them for how obsessed with screaming goats they are
>>221184161>ogre pussy.shrussy
>>221184944His kids were born in 2007
>>221184046>>221184088I like how they so accurately captured that "could be Latina, could be Asian" look some of those hoochies have
>>221184866There, chief.
>>221185137Imagine if that was Gingerbread's kids
>>221185137thx bae
kids movie btw
>>221184161they already did this in shrek 4 where he was never born so fiona becomes the leader of a ogre resistancethat movie sucked (although it had a few funny parts)
We still don't know what he was doing during that 4 minutes/30 seconds gap
Out of touch boomers shouldn't be involved with legacy sequels.
>>221185345I can play that off as a joke. Whatever. The cracked out Snowman offering Blowjobs in the back alley even I had to go>erm kids movie?
>>221184161COUNTERARGUMENTThe movie was originally supposed to be a solo Donkey movie, a-la Puss in Boots, that got reworked inot a full Shrek title, so i think he will be the main
>>221185406Didn't he say 'do you wanna build a snowman" in a direct parody of Frozen?
welp
>>221185472*Date
>>221184253Many such cases
>>221181831I actually kek'd so I'll prob go see it.
>>221184616They're just zoomers colored green
>>221184046>the one with the gumdrop ass is the male oneHoly fucking dropped.
>>221185345>>221185406I'm so sick of these pussy ass fagots god damn. Literal redditors pretending to care about "muh children". The fuck
>>221185137>>221185345This is someone's son.
Apologize
>>221185764Can't unsee the Millennial couple
>>221185786We have the Gen Z couple now >>221184509
>>221185667little girls will watch this movie and try to copy the moves
So by the looks of it Shrek's Zendaya daughter goes to Further Further Away to find herself or whatever. Since she didn't want to live in the swamp which her brothers were happy to do. It'll be the classic yokel goes to the big city, maybe gets scammed, is taken under the wing of the witches who are working with the Pied Piper whose trying to take over the city, learning that his daughter has fallen into a bad crowd Shrek, Donkey, and the rest of the family go to the city to rescue Zendaya daughter from herself. On arriving they discover the city is corrupt and that the Pied Piper may have a point, Shrek and his family get thrown in jail. Then likely Zendaya daughter helps Pied Piper take over after he promises to get her family out of prison, he takes power turns out he's evil, Zendaya daugther resources her family and they defeat the Pied Piper all while learning that Shrek needs to let his children find themselves out in the world instead of being overprotective by forcing them to live in a swamp.
>>221185828..copy?
>>221185764>>221185786
I don't know if it is me but Shrek sounded different.
>>221184161I kneel. jumbo big brain anon
>>221184161That will be genuinely hilarious if they try to make her the new Shrek. Imagine if she's the new led going into the Puss and Boots movie
>>221184631You struggle because shrek was supposed to end by the 4th movie second this should have been an entirely new idea but they want to keep old yeller alive O.O
I just Shrek'd in my pants after watching this and now I smell like swampy wetback asshole poop. Shrek em if you got em bros!
>>221185345It's clearly designed for mid-30s millennials who grew up watching Shrek. It has everything that would make my gf - who's a big shrek fan - laugh.
>>221185361Damn the design for the old movies was pretty gud videogamish but in a good way.
>>221185841>most recent ex>over 30Grim.
>>221185969Does their partner also enjoying Shrek?
>>221185993It's ok he got an unemployed zoomette tardgf and is much happier now
>>221185998FUCKING MUMBAI BLOODY FUCKING SHIT MYSELF SARS
>>221185998Yes saar
>>221181877he's old nigger
>>221185853It's been 25 years since Shrek, Meyers is in his 60s now.
>>221186027but Party All The Time only dropped... 40 years ago. 1985 was literally just last week....
>>221185667You know full well that millenials on reddit don't have any children. It's the local zoomers that bitch about this shit.
>>221184509Zoomers do have that distinct mental retardation look to them, don't they
>>221185361Reminder that Prince Charming did nothing wrong.https://youtu.be/q3a4mTBLdkA
>>221185104NTA but I was born in 2007 and I dont have the broccoli haircut
>>221181831This shit is gonna be generationally bad isn’t it
>release this month.>just now getting a trailer. Is this normal
>>221185345Because it's a male character. Zero chance they would have had somebody slap the bootydrops on one of the gingerbread girls.
>>221184509I can’t believe they made these designs unironically
>>221185361why does that nigga look like Jaime lmaooo
>>221186275it releases next year
>>221182987is this a backdoor pitch for Austin Powers 4/Dr. Evil movie?
>>2211819271 Shrek movie2 fucking sucks dick
>>221181831>This is Baaaaaaad
>>221184767
>This trailer ain't bussin fr fr no cap on jah
LOOK LIKE SHIT!!!!!!!
>Ts fryin me, Dreamworks is cooked fr fr no cap
>>221181831Supremely mid
>>221184509> mfw unc shrek is cap fr
>>221183363>>221183330>grok make shrek in Pixar's artstyle
Why does this movie look shittier than a movie released in 2001
>>221186836It doesn't, unc.
>>221185764Was literally about to post the same thing. How do they not get that Ogres are supposed to be ugly?
>>221186523
>>221186836Fire people who put in effort for their job and hire people who do the bare minimum because they are cheap.
>>221186836One was made with passion, the other is a soulless cash grab trying to appeal to the TikTok gen.
>>221184161Alr put me in
>>221181879Based and same
>>221187086That's every Shrek made after the first one
>>221184509Where's the ogres?
>>221184161It worked for Indiana Jones and Star Wars right?
Madagascar 1 is better than every piece of Shrek media after the first movie
>>221184161Rollan, dubs or trips if true.Put me in.
>>221187531
>>221184161I already knew it would be about felicia
>>221181831The animation, the jokes, Its just another Shrek yells at donkey to be quiet constantly. meh
>>221181831Crazy, animation really is getting worse. This looks nowhere as good as Shrek 2.
>>221184161>pay google not to list the second highest billed actor's role>wow I wonder who ZENDAYA is playing
>>221184161where have i seen that before?
>>221181831The animation is too cartoony and stretchy so it seems like some Netflix spinoff show.
>>221185841My cousin is just like that woman, she married a laid-back hispanic though
>>221186604You really outed yourself as having bad taste here. So, opinion discarded
>>221184161>inb4 Shrek Chapter 6: Ballerina
>>221181831>barely any lines for Shrek in the entire trailer>the scraps that are there aren’t jokes, and sound like they were produced with a Mike Myers AI voice synth
>>221184963>one of the best burns Gen Alpha can make about millennials is to make fun of them for how obsessed with screaming goats they areThat's just corpos like Dreamworks and Disney running a joke into the ground. Screaming Goat is a stain on the carpet thanks to those two studios putting it into every movie. I'm a millennial. We thought it was funny 1 (one) time over a decade ago.
>>221183363Looks spot on.
>>221183330Did they use Mike Stoklasa for motion capture?
>>221184161>Bonus prediction: You're going to find some "men" saying the movie is good and simping for it because they enjoy porn of the daughter character. Expect to see gooners saying the movie "isn't that bad" to soothe their souls because they jerked off to ogre pussy.Don't worry, I won't bother watching it when I goon to ogrussy
Shrek 2 and Last Wish are all I need.>comments disabled/kiddie modeFuck off.
>>221184316ONLY YOUR STRONGEST POTIONS
>>221186219
>>221184509>We want the Onward audience
>daughter with no voice linesoofthey're hiding her. this shit is gonna be bad also all the characters look terrible wtf
The daughter is fuckable but jesus christ, this looks like the worst fucking shit in existence.
>>221185711> this is someone’s fetish….
I TURNED MYSELF INTO A PICKLE DONKEH
>>221184509Why did these two not have a single line of dialogue in the trailer?
so where is puss in all this? is he not gonna be in the movie? you'd think so considering how much of a hit his last movie was
>>221187457AND the Increbiles, and Toy Story, and...
>>221181831This trailer makes it look like the movie has no plot besides Donkey getting everyone else into trouble with the content of his character.
>>221181831I forgot this was even coming out. That last teaser felt like it dropped two years ago.
>>221181983>good jokes?
>>221190347they're not really characters
>>221184826>"hello fellow kids, remember your [CHOSEN HOLLYWOOD FEMALE ICON]?"I thought Zendaya was a big shot.
>>221190502Hopefully they leave him alone and don't involve him in this. Going from The Last Wish to... whatever the fuck this shit is, would be tonal whiplash.Not to mention the cast is already bloated with Shrek's kids. Puss is off gettin' his own pussy. Let sleeping cats lie.
>>221184631Did you not see 4? There are tons of good ogre designs in that movie.
>>221187528Fiona CANNOT compete.
>>221184161Don't they realize you can just jack off to porn without seeing the movie? ffsBut yeah, you're probably right.
>>221185439That's still coming out as a separate thing.https://collider.com/shrek-5-update-donkey-movie-eddie-murphy/
>>221183363It is weird seeing him with so much subsurface scattering.Looks like bad Blender porn where the characters look like they're made out of wax.
>>221181831I am not a fan of the art style at all, Illumination crew taking over Dreamworks was a big mistake.
>>221184161Also I predict some random anime movie released in the same month will make more money than this shit.
>>221186235That’s awesome, can I fuck your ass?
>>221182362How brain dead are the ones running YouTube to pretend cutting off conversation for cartoons is stopping kids from getting fucked mentally or otherwise?
>>221191170Their rationale is that groomers were going to the comment section of kids videos and pasting in Discord and Whatsapp links there.Whether that's true or not I've no idea, but that's the explanation I heard when they first starting doing it.
>>221188031Do you think this is what the suits think zoomers and GenA are referring to when they talk about who "The GOAT" is?
Is this a response to toy story or vice versa?
>>221181879why is that brown mutt in fucking everything
>>221184161MAN IS IN THE SCREENCAP
>>221181901I hated it.
>>221184046>actual twerking scene in the movieThe memes were right
Someone needs to do a book accurate version of the story.
>>221184789That’s just Eastern Europeans desu
>>221184046
>>221181831There is some anon on /co/ who is obsessed with Shark Tale and dedicates his life to hating Shrek 2
People have forgotten that DreamWorks is responsible for one of the most boring and unfunny animation films ever. I haven't forgotten
>>221183363What the fuck
>>221183330Generic and safe
>>221181831I'm fine with a different take on the style but they look like AI generated here, it looks like shit.Even then, the original style would look great with new CGI advancements..
>>221191651Not wrong.
>>221184887Right is objectively cooler, why does everything they touch have to be faggy
>>221191661now give her gumdrop nipples
>>221184919You're forgetting the part where she will end up appreciating her family after being apart from them. I don't know why you're predicting half the plot when it is obvious that, yes, what you're saying IS going to happen but so is the scene where they all hug and she says she loves them and cries.
>>221181831>get my arms yoked>im caked up
>>221191641Somebody call Cavill
well
>>221190939lol it really does look like the opening skin of one of those ugly baldur's gate 3 porn animations or something
they are saving zendaya from being married to an evil dude or some shit.zendaya needs to be saved anyway
>>221185472>>221185488yup
>Shrek was made and designed to parody all the generic animation tropes and premises down to the artstyle and plot>Shrek 5 is literally just generic in animation artstyle and plot
>>221192144The audience needs to be saved from troondaya
Gonna assume the technology used to make the first movie doesn't exist anymore
>>221184161Yep, bonus points for the daughter having to write some kinda of masculine trespass the father did.
>>221183363gatdamn
I just rewatched 4, it was ok. Not amazing, but better than 3.
My expectations for 5 are a bit low
>>221187797I would gladly pound her hairy musky puss. That thing would grip like a vice
Honestly, just watch the first two movies and the last wisn, the rest is optional.
2 and 3 are the best because there is a focus on having fun and making jokes with the fairy tale theme, while there is still a plot but not as important.4 and last wish were fucking boring because they pushed all the chips in on le serious storytelling and putring fun and jokes in the backseat.just further proof people in positions are not competent and dont understand why something was good
>>221187682If it was that I might actually see it, but we all know >>221184161 is what the movie will actually be
>>221181903hey zoomzoom, they're making those for you
I hate the animation, it looks so generic and isn't in line with the rest of the movies. Shrek is supposed to be ugly and weirdly realistic looking, it looks like Illumimation slop.
>>221184509Zogres rise up
>>221193259Shrek was very specifically a satire of Disney animated takes on classic fairy tales, a kind of movie that they don't really make anymore. It didn't satirize what we now think of it as a "generic" animated movie, if anything it was their progenitor.
>>221183330It’s a littler better and closer to how he does look but I don’t get why they couldn’t make an updated version of the old style. 3 and 4 were when he desighn really took off and 4 still looks pretty good
>>221186576Mini me actor died and I think they've been stumped on ideas for it ever since.
>>221193798We need to give animation enthusiasts millions so they can use quirky old programs to make movies look kino again instead of this new zbrush nigger slop
>>221184963That's the truth, I'm a millennial and can't sleep unless I've heard a screaming goat throughout the day. Please don't laugh at me, this is a real mental illness
>>221184161>calling it now, water will be wet and the sky will be blue
>>221183555They can't use All Star anymore because it makes fun of le climate change>>221183383They all want to rape white women tho
>>221195535>le climate changeWtf are you blabbering about?
>>221195672Listen to the lyrics
>>221184161last time it was obvious it was gonna be a daughter goes out on her own to find herself and old oaf father goes out behind her, and learns to let her go and growbut i can see the switch up, last trailer the sons werent even shown, people rightfully dunked on the trailer, they just switched SHEro journey from going out on her own to save her family https://www.youtube.com/shorts/I3HCYPzoTNE
>>221195719it looks godawful regardless
>>221190347That's how confident they are in their movie.
>>221181831this shit looks like the animated TV shows that get made after a successful animated movie only they have enshittified art style making it weird and uncanny and are generally fucking dogshit too
>>221184161aint no pussy like ogre pussy tho
>>221191619It's not out yet
>>221181903Fuck you buddy, we never asked for this!
>>221181831I hate this trailer, for two reasons: the artstyle looks hideous, it doesn't tell us anything about what it's even about.Anyway here's the real Shrek 5 trailer:https://e621.net/posts/1906696?q=shrek+animation+rape
>>221184316Holy shit the second one looks like my Dark Souls character
>>221182351GOTTA HAVE MY BATMAN
>>221184161so what exactly did they change since the last trailer when everyone figured out the plot?
>>221191628OW MY FIRE BALLS
The ending of Shrek was fucked up, how the fuck do people find that to be the happy ending. Shrek is legitimately gross
OH NO OH NO NO NO
>>221196438they don't tell you what it's about because they changed fuckall from the last trailer, which was lambasted. another strong independent black woman saves the day plot
>>221183363He looks like a big baby. That Far Far Away Facelift™ is doing wonders.
>>221183330I hate it
>>221181831We should head to normie media and start asking when the scottish ogres became black coded
>>221181831that is not Shrek, fuck off
>>221184161Tell me something I don't know.
>>221185764Still mid as fuck, sorry (but better than 3).
>>221186604>the best movie in this entire franchise sucks
>>221191351Probably sucks executive dick like a champ
>>221184963Never heard of this before this thread.
>>221181831Doesn't look or feel like Shrek at all desu
>>221193259That's already what Shrek 4 was.
>>221182525Yeah they entirely missed the mark, it feels like they wanted it to look more like Puss in Boots 2 because it was so successful without caring about how they're two entirely different movies with different tones
>>221183330Abysmal, dunno if it's because his eyes or pupils are smaller but he has none of the charm of the original design
>>221185349Dunno why they made Shrek out to be some pussy by ogre standards other than usual Hollywood shit
>>221184509These designs are genuinely great for what they set out to do, they fucking NAILED the empty headed, open mouthed, vacant stare zoomers have, their deformed faces and their hideous hair, like you could not have possibly gotten it closer.
>>221184509to be fair fiona is a human cursed to look like an ogre so i can see why the racemix abomination babies look a bit human
>>221181903hey zoom zoom go fuck yourself.
>>221181831HAHAHA SEXUALISED MALES!
>>221185667Election tourists from 2016.
>>221185828>little girls will watch this movieNo, they won't
>>221181879Who the fuck cares when it's just a voice? I bet you wouldn't even know it's her if you didn't already know. All women sound the same.
>>221181831I'll bet they're trying to recreate the initial hatred of the Sonic movie where they had to completely resign him, except they were always planning on redesignin the characters and are just riding the hate wave.>>221181879Based
>>221188990I see they face scanned Zendaya for this one
>>221190939That's what i noticed as well, it really clashes with the weirdly harsh art style of the old movies, the new one completely lost its charm
>>221196500It's the plot of every fucking animated movie nowadays
I know they're old but their voices just aren't the same
>>221184115Shrek movies haven't been good for over 20 years
>>221197890shrek 5 if it was good
>>221181903>blaming usExcuse me bitch, I am not watching this shit
>>221197703I understand what you're going for, but I'd like to point out they'd never scan Zendaya's face because otherwise they wouldn't be able to bait the coomer audience.
>>221197890imagine how ugly and fucked up an ogre/human child would be
>>221198168We'll soon see it IRL with Tom and Zendaya's kid
>>221198509These two will never make a bio-baby. Maybe they'll adopt a lil african.
>>221198509>We'll soon see it IRL with Tom and Zendaya's kidReal life Klingon
>>221197379I mean, with the reputation ogres have in Shrek it does make perfect sense that Shrek is actually very mellow for an ogre, it just isn't fun to watch him get ribbed for it an go against the parable of not judging a book by its cover.
>>221184115She needs to burp and fart since she's an ogre
This is funnier than any of the Shrek sequels
>>221199887
>>221199887No, it's not. It's actually insanely boring.
>>221199887Meh, not better than 2 at least. The only thing memorable about this was the robot with the big ass called aunt fanny.
J U S T
>>221181831This has to be fake
>>221184509I want to see the brown version of this. Give me some kek.
>>221184161I dont think this will be the plot. But I cand totally see Shreks daughter stealing the spotlight
>>221197890lets see her big green feet
