>*crack*
What part of you only get one wish don't you understand?
>>221181972True but how do you think the dude who started the company found the tree?
>>221181885I wish everytime nikki takes a piss/dump her urine and feces get teleported right into my throate without she knowing.Infact there should be an indication or alarm 10 minutes before she takes a shit so that i get myself ready for the upcoming banquete for maximum pleasure and devotion.Also whenever she wipes her ass with tissue pape i should have a glimpse of her asshole taste on my tongue.
>>221183085random luck
>>221183122Are most obsession fans are scatfags or something?
i thought someone would wish for "all of this to end" and the camera would pull out to show the earth exploding
>>221183171it's /tv/ anon, every thread becomes either scat, feet, or "kino died in 2007" by page 2. obsession just attracts the guys who think typing the worst sentence possible counts as a personality.
>>221181885>i wish i had the biggest penis... IN THE WORLD!!!!
>>221183410>Whale dick in your ass
>>221183122You're fucked in the head (or joking) but I don't see how this one could be twisted; any le unforeseen disgusting consequences would just be a bonus for this nigga
>>221183410You just have it, like you own it, you possess it, but it's not attached to youYou own that Icelandic museum
>>221181885>I wish I died quickly and painlesslyHow could it twist this ?
>>221184011do you mean you'd want to die right now? because that's not clarified. you could just die at 122 quickly and painlessly, you could be in prison that whole time
>>221181885>I wish all wishes past and future were immediately invalidated except for this oneCheckmate, atheists
>>221183942Check mate tranny
>>221183085Chasing folk tales obviously.
>>221183122You should take a selfie on a train track good sir.
Does the girl ever get naked? I'm debating whether or not to watch this.
>>221184606It's being spammed too much to be remotely good.
>>221183122Nikki develops IBD, you get coagulated blood teleported into your throat every 10 minutes.
>I wish I grew a second set of cock and balls twice the size of my current oneHow would it fuck me on this?
>>221183122Retarded logfags think throat has an e on the end...
>>221183122Saaar
>>221184901So you'll have two dicks and four balls?
>>221184901They’re on your forehead.
>>221184995Yes.
>>221184995Let me lay it on the lineHe had two on the vineI mean two sets of testiclesSo divineOn a horse made of crystalHe patrolled the land
>>221183122Monkey paw wouldn't even work on this nigger
>>221183122Are you a German?
>>221183410like Including that guy whose dick doesn't work at all because he used barbells to stretch his cock to 18 inches? congrats your dick no longer works either
What mad wizard or alien decided to package a 9th level spell into a tiny boxes?Was it all for the lulz or something?
>>221183122Based patrician taste
>>221181885Its made of plastic and is enchanted.