https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lzmntndEXWo
so did he kill them all? I feel like that wasn't resolved
>>221183240Is /ourguy/ back??
>>221183240why did Dr. Evil look so weird in Goldmember and in this? like the eyes look so off
This is painful
>>221183313He looks weird because he's 22 years older than he was in Goldmember. Meyers also wears contacts to play Dr. Evil, which he apparently didn't wear in Goldmember, and in this, they're a little to vibrant and solid blue. I imagine the original contacts are either long gone, or they are the originals and they pop more using modern digital cameras.
40 seconds, I don't blame you if you can't beat it
>>221183240Jeff bezos plays in movies now?
It's AI, right? I can't tell.
>>221183240>activation fee>upgrade feejesus christ the burgercattle actually enjoy the reaming don't they?
>>221183471No, everyone is visibly older and they have Rob Lowe playing number 2 and not Robert Wagner.
>>221183457I watched it twice, it was funny>noooo this is sacrilegious! The Great Austin Powers Franchise™ must not be vandalized by filthy consumerism and funny ads
Guessing they put that out there to test the waters to see if anyone wants a 4th one.I'm going to say no, unless they do something interesting and meta with it.Verne Troyer is dead, and there's only so much material in making fun of a genre of spy film that isn't even around anymore.
>>221183240>genuinely excited for a new Austin Powers >it's a fucking verizon adfuck you
>>221183534Nigger, it’s just not funny.
I'm just saying it would be really fucking funny to cast Peter Dinkledge as the new Mini Me, and the whole time he's refusing to wear the costume or do any midget jokes.
>>221183668it would require dinklage to not have self-hatred
>>221183668we already got the backup mini me
>>221183668>>221183587Just cast Bautista as mini-me
I'm number 2
>>221183668Kek,that's a pretty good joke so it won't happen.
I'd watch a 4th
>>221183240How the fuck is an ad featuring a fictional evil character, who himself is the head of an evil corporation, is going to make people switch to Verizon? A company that most people already hate?
>>221184004dont ask questions, just consume and buy said product
>>221183511the ad is saying they're getting rid of those thingsalso euros have those things too lmao
>>221183668Joe Rogan would be perfect
>>221183587They have a lot of real estate they could cover, the hardest part is probably finding modern comedy writers who can go more than 5 mins without mentioning trump or social media
>>221183587It's just a fucking ad, you retard
>>221183313Everyone looks great tf are you talking about
what would you even make a new Austin powers movie about? like what interesting new joke is there to tell?
>>221184372thats why its just not a good idea. making comedy sequels decades after the previous one almost never works. naked gun from last year is a rare exception
>>221184372what are any of them about? global threat thwarted with some jokes inbetweenI guess the decade changes per movie so the next one would be the 80's
Frou. Still would. Hard. No lube.
>>221183587Nah, they did a car commercial a few years back and even did some 70's style for it. If it didn't happen after that then I don't think so.
>>221184372Austin Powers teams up with a Schwarzenegger-esq spy who was frozen in the 80s in a movie parodying the self-serious tone of the Daniel Craig movies
>>221184283>Mike Myers just decided to do an ad, for a laugh
>>221184615>I'm going to pretend this wasn't a Verizon ad, for a laugh
>>221183288most likely
>>221183240>AUSTIN POWERS 4 LEAKED ON YOUTUBEthis isn't a leak, it's a cell phone ad
>>221184372Some kind of meta joke about reboots and franchises going on for too long,There's a new Austin Powers. He's dark and edgy. Maybe he's Indian.
>>221184649>We're sorry Austin. Amazon has bought our studio, and that means no more mojo!idk. There's places you could go with it.
>>221183587You could make fun of craig era bond filmsBut they won't do that
>>221184545> parodying the self-serious tone of the Daniel Craig moviesNow this could actually be good.
>young writers keep insisting Dr Evil is a Donald Trump or Elon Musk analogy, and Dr Evil doesn't see the similarity
>>221184372Make a parody of the shitty new ones.
>>221184723the whole reason why the daniel craig movies were darker and more serious was to get away from being compared to austin powers. plus post 9/11 terrorist shit was the tone at the time
>music and costumes and tone all flawless>just very clear everyone is agedi hate the passage of timei hate the passage of timei hate the passage of time
>>221183668>yes i'm a small you, how astounding and novel>"what the hell happened to frickin' mini-me? did he attend a british liberal arts college when I wasn't looking?"
>>221184004.001 good marketing is equal to .001 bad marketing
>>221183240the world is designed to make u cringe. thats humanities sole purpose
>>221184545>the schwarzenegger-esque spy is also played by mike myers
>>221184795>"i'm going to use this rope to mash your tallywhacker, powers, and there's nobody who can save you this time">Yes. Quite. You, Dr. Evil's balding baby boy: this would be a great time to advocate for just killing me, yeah?
>>221183240>activation fee>upgrade feeWhat the fuck even is America. YOU have to pay to PAY them for a service? YOU have to PAY them to STAY a customer after your contract is up?Backwards ass country
>>221183240He doesn't need make-up these days
>>221185291Boy if you think that shit is something "American" like let me educate you about:American building permitsAlso, rich coming from fags who pay "VAT". Hmm, what's that "value" nowadays?
>Wearing a baldcap instead of comiting and shaving his hairungreatful ape
>>221183587>recast mini me with that black midge to comment on DEI
>>221185405Did you see that movie with markie mark? Shaved head looks less convincing than a baldcap
>>221183444This
>>221185405lol Bryan Cranston looked like Megamind in El Camino
>>221183511Enjoy your Very Aggressive Third-worlder tax
>>221183240He's right about everyone hating Seth Green
>>221183587An Austin Powers legacy sequel would suck. It wouldn’t be a commentary on how different the culture was changed from 1967-1997 and 1997-2027. It would be surface level Twitter jokes>Non binary? Whatever floats your boat, baby!
>>221184004Too afraid of reviving the Droid brand
>>221184372Austin and Doug travel back to the 1980s to prevent Scott from turning evil. It's revealed Scotty's trigger for turning evil was the absence of both Dr. Evil and his stepfather at his high school graduation
>>221183240>you too number...two?Unironically funny!
>>221187222>tfw was going to make a joke that you could have a skeleton be the laughing janitor but the old version of him is modern day 2003shame
