How do you respond without sounding mad?
>>221183674rape
>>221183674>Do you wanna be my first *wink wink*See, this is why you virgins aren't getting laid.
>>221183674Joke's on her, I am 32 and my gf is 13
>>221183674Define "been with a girl".
>>221183674>don’t act like your heard her, go about your dayIt’s not important, it’s the truth but you arnt defined by this. No reply is needed. If she presses it that says a lot more about her than you. And then you can expose that, the point is to not meet the unfair critique on its own terms.
>>221183674Y-you too
I lost my virginity at 31 to a 20 year old goth girl
>>221183674Reminder that her folks are garnishing everything she gets just to stay in their home.
>>221183674A girl did this to me in college. She was in bed beside me and she laughed and said "have you ever had sex before"
>>221183674>Yes.
>>221183674FUCK YOU
>>221183732this actually words with 7/10 alt goth chick whores with a succubus possession
>>221183674t b h I don't think anybody has to accept shit off that gobby cow & I enjoyed seeing her killed
>>221183674I wouldn't say anything to her. I would look at porn on my phone in front of her, and that's what no one did.
>>221183674Wouldn't be in that position. Unlike Jon, the feckless wanker, I'd already have done my duty as a brother of the Night's Watch and struck her head off.
>>221183674that's a man
>>221183796Nah fuck you leather man
>>221183674>I was raped as a child and have aversion to human touch
>>221183733>H-hello?! Based department?? We got a live one!!!
>>221183674I would never be in this situation
>>221183674>sniff sniff "wow something smells...close your fucking legs 'egrit'"
When a girl touched me in college she said "why are you flinching"
>>221183994I can imagine quite a few /tv/ types taking the black as their only alternative to the disproportionately brutal punishments they'd otherwise face for trivial crimes.
>>221183889Get of here, you un-virgin.
>>221183674>Yeah sorry I didn't get blown out and creampied by every Wildling and their dog that walked by
>>221184117you sound very mad
>>221183674Care to fix that?
>>221184008A hair salon with scalp massage will fix that.
>I hope your not a virgin. I dont like virgins No way ive totally had sex before lolAnd that is how I got laid with an 18 year old as a virgin 22 year old
yup.
>>221184741how did it go?
men get blamed for being incels but it’s just the reality of living in a post-pair-bonding society
>>221183674
>>221183749Had sex.
>>221185388then... yes.
>>221184741>18 yo disliking virginsgross, hope you used protection.
>>221184117>>221183674>Sam: Jon, what's wrong?>Jon: well, I fell in love with a wildling girl, Sam. She was beautiful and we made love. But now she's dead. Her name was Ygritte.>Wilding nearby that overheard: AHAHAHA Ygritte?! Everyone did you hear that? This fellow "loved" Ygritte! Boy, Ygritte was the tribe's bicycle! We all had her a hundred times each! We'd take turns having passing her around for breakfast, having a train on her around for lunch, then pumping her full of cum for dinner. You tasted my cum still in her cunt when you lord's kissed her! Loved Ygritte! That's hilarious!
>>221185436how big was her gock? did it hurt?
>>221185766Do wildlings have bicycles?
hes literally royalty and can afford any whore in the kingdomstupid whore thinks her hole makes her special, yeah bitch you can spread your legs whenever, we get it. you also age like milk and will get no roles, meanwhile snow has gotten kino films and shows
>>221185781Yes, they stole them from the White Riders turning them into the White Walkers. It's why they're so angry
>>221185971I didn't know the wildlings were so based. Anything to fuck with the wyte draugr.
>>221183674None of you were confronted with this very problem?
>>221186409Whether or not to defect to a hostile tribe for continued access to pussy?no
>DO prostitutes count?Sometime you have to go for damage control. A believable lie.
