Or a secret son of Luke?
The crazier part is that they united the Skywalker-Palpatine lines. That's nuts.
Who gives a shit?
>PoojaI mean
>>221184772There's a Pooja out there somewhere? A Ryoo? A Sola?
>>221184772Secret son of Han, dude was probably spawning his bastards in the entire galaxy.
Ryoo and Pooja are the key to all of this.
>>221184772nope, they already chose to nuke the world that was established over six movies and kill all the remaining Skywalkers. Sorry, you're gonna have to create a new and exciting world with rey palpatine and glup shitto now.
>>221184772they will use Luuke
>>221184772The movie set up people can just come back to life.
>>221185152why am i laughing so hard at graggle and belma
>>221184895Palpatine is Anakin’s father.
>>221184772>PoojaMy sides
>>221185152Graglle just likes to watch
>>221185152Homer SIMPon lmao
>>221184772who cares?
>>221185178the fans are gone
>>221185446This is true. Palpatine was going around the galaxy impregnating lots of single women trying to make a worthwhile offspring in secret. He knew if any were any good, they'd start making waves and gather attention. He also knew not all his kids were worthwhile. Like Palpatine's next son was a total loser with no abilities, but that son's daughter Rey was the most powerful ever
>>221184895how, Rey didn' take Kylos seed?
>>221184772>what should we name our daughter?>Pooja. Yes, that will do nicely.
>>221184772>sequel shitBoooo
Pooja in the Looja
>>221184772Sandeep skywalker stinks like unwashed ASS
>>221186622>Luke, Han, and Leia being successful, happy people and parents to good children?! NOT ON MY WATCH!!
>>221186884Well, one of them did go Sith and had to be killed by his siblings/cousin. But, yeah, fuck the sequels not allowing nice things
>the main players in a galactic conflict concerning trillions of people just happen to all be secret family membersname a worse trope
>>221188320Blame the Leila/Luke retcon.
>>221184772Anakin's father is Plagueis
>>221188320>the world is in danger>chosen one to save it is some 16 year old living in poverty
>>221186622>>221186884Would adapting the EU have been so much worse than what we got?
>>221188320Very suspicious.
>>221184772>random nobody and their nobody kid poojalmao
They should just say that Rey actually is a Skywalker because Sheev used Skywalker blood to clone her. They already hinted at that in the comics.
>>221186622>Hey honey, remember how my birth father slaughtered an entire tribe of indigenous creatures, then betrayed his order to the sith, then murdered all the younglings so that his master wouldn't have to worry about threats for a whole generation, then he and his buddy blew up the planet where I grew up? I think we should name our son after him. >And he was a good friend.
>>221185496Padme Amidala is an Indian name. The remake should use a Hindu girl.
>>221189864the people that wrote the EU were actual fans that put thought into itthe writers behind the sequels only wanted their paycheck and threw a lot of random shit in to see what stick, not even caring for the next movie, just doing one at a time
>>221185152Good morning sar! We pooping fun? Redeeming of the rape?
>>221184772Glup Shitto is key to all this
>>221184772seriously, fuck off, boomerno one under the age of 40 could give a a shit about boomer wars
>>221191000i'm 39 and love SW. You are wrong
>>221191021If you are under the age of 40 and like star wars, it can only mean one thing -- you are a fat, bald incel with low-IQ, and low-T. Simple as.
