>>221186076
she was there to fuck and you forced her to watch a movie instead

>>221186127
First time on the board?

>>221186127 nah man you weren’t there like the second she saw me the vibe was off i think she immediately realized she was not attracted to me so it was just downhill from there

>>221186168
>she immediately realized she was not attracted to me

You need to notice those things immediately and let her off the hook. Then go back to the yikyak thing and find a fatty to plap.

>>221186234 no i know but once she was there i didn’t wanna just kick her out and she was being a good sport and trying to make the best of it so i just felt awful. fatty idea is kino though.

>>221186076
grim

>>221186272
should've looked at your phone 15 mins in and then told her your mom was in the hospital and you had to go. Could've re-scheduled for a pity hand-job while you bawled and rambled about your poor sick mother. Thats what i would've done

>>221186168
Another solution to that is to break out the mind altering drugs/booze

sounds like she was very nice to sit there and even act like she liked it, terrible movie to share though

>>221186168
yeah you needed to get her drinking or stoned. she was already there and half willing, but you gave up at the first sign of resistance

>>221186076
classic paul dano the cockblocker

>>221186484 using this as an opportunity to ask if you guys have any movie suggestions that will not make a girl think i’m a psychopath.

>>221186127
Is that bad? When I brought my ex over to my place for the first time we watched the Spawn tv series because that’s what I wanted to watch and she loved it. No sex was had for several dates even after that.

>>221186076
The only time you should be trying to watch a movie with a girl, is if you are already together. Never ever use this as a date. Always pick something you can interact and talk during it. Like, mini golf, trivia at a bar, or just watching something at a bar.

>>221186673
>2010
>Be 18
>Get invited to a house for a movie date
>Excited to share favorite movie
>Forced to suck a dick instead
>Had a bad time :((((
So it does "work", OP just really likes movies

>>221186801
Also now I really don't like Resevoir Dogs or the song Hooked On A Feeling

>>221186076
>my logic is it’s one of my favorite movies and if a girl likes it as much as i do even though its weird she’s probably cool
You did this to yourself with your virgin logic. Absolute clown

>>221186168
>>221186272
Why the fuck do you quotepost like that? It's weird, you're weird.

>>221186168
Are you under 21? Not offering her a drink was step 1, she wouldn't have shown up to your place alone if she wasn't at least open to the possibility of getting physical, but that doesn't mean she was completely comfortable. Offering someone a drink is a great way to take the edge off, and if they say no then you have a better idea of what the vibe is

>yikyak
shouldn't you have a family by now unc

>>221186076
Can you stop obsessing about women for even a second, you sad, pathetic freak? Fuck you.

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>>221186076
LMAO

what you were supposed to do is FUCK HER BRAINS OUT, anon.

protip: when they come over to YOUR place, it's to fuck. END OF. movie time is over. she is there for 1 reason. SEX.

dumbass

>be insecure loser
>post on /tv/ about being insecure loser
>profit?

>>221186997
did you even read the thread retard i promise you she did NOT want to fuck she clearly did not like me at all she was just being nice because we already set it up, also she was movie nerd too we met on a movie forum which means she’s probably a loser too

>>221187174
anyone in this thread telling me YOU SHOULD’VE FUCKED HER BRAINS OUT BRO has never been in physical contact with a woman. that is not how sex works. if neither of you are feeling it just ain’t happening fellas.

>>221186272
Fatties are most deff not kino

-t first gf was a fatty and I made a rule never again

>>221187174
She is probably having this exact same argument over at that ´4chan for girls´ place -tearoom or whtvr

>>221187307
my fattie wife is absolute kino, we're years in and her fat ass still pwns my dick

>>221187174
The second things feel off is the second nothing is gonna happen and you probably won’t see her again. No amount of alcohol or drugs is gonna change that. If anything, she’ll now think you’re unattractive and a creep. Happens to me a lot. Oh well. At least I end up getting to watch kino in peace

>>221187307
How bad was it? Tell us the story anon

>>221187341
Met her on /v/ (ventrilo but I got there somehow from /v/) met up and I already didn't find her attractive but I was young (19) and a virgin. She was a total cunt after the first month or so she would tell at her parents and her grandmother who was very nice to me, she also cut me with a knife when we were in a fight.

Fast forward a few months and I'm at her place playing a game on her PC and her grandma came in and she screamed at her, I had enough and I left her house. Later at night a mutual friend said she threw out my work clothes and keys. I went to her place at like 6am in the morning and yelled at her to give me back my shit, she didn't so I threw her gaming PC to the ground and got the fuck out of there.

I went to her parents next door (she was saying with her grandmother who was next door to her parents) and her mom said I can do better than her own daughter, her mom then gave me some weed and I left there.

Fucked her once after then ghosted her forever. Funny she was into Nazi play at the time now she's a commi lefty last I checked.

>>221187341
ill just say not all fatties are lazy, my fat woman walked 7 miles with me in the woods the other day (WHILE WE CARRIED OUR BABY ON OUR CHESTS IN SHIFTS), she has tremendously strong calves for hoisting all that weight all these years

>>221187433
absolutely not, all the big girls i’ve banged have put in work. most of the skinny ones i’ve been with just kinda lay there.

>>221186076
If she comes over to “watch a movie” She’s not intending on watching the movie.
Don’t put on something you think she’ll like - Put on something that’ll get the two of you close together. The old slasher comedy movies were great for that - Ask her if she wants to watch Scream and then she’ll be jumping into your arms because “I don’t remember it being this scary anon! Let me close my eyes and cuddle and tell me when the scary bit’s over!”
Girls don’t mind a bit of blood and threat (they actually prefer it, as if you suggest a pure romcom they’ll get the ick as that’s too gay for them) but Farty weirdness will close them right down. The Lost Boys was a great choice, Queen of the Damned is sure to get her excited if she shows just a modicum of interest in vampires. Just strike up a convo about what she finds intriguing about vampires style. Those were the surefire hits back in the 2000s.
Anyone got more up to date recommendations for date night movies? Mine are a bit dated now.

>>221187426
Sounds like the problem wasnt that she was fat that she was just nuts

>>221186997
>protip: when they come over to YOUR place, it's to fuck. END OF. movie time is over. she is there for 1 reason. SEX.

This ALWAYS THIS, Unless you're a professional basketball player and it's like 2:00 in the morning. Then she really did just come over to talk.

>>221186626
any horror is good pick, but not the gore/slasher/torture kind (forget Terrifier and such)
when she gets scared and is next to you she will later associate strong emotions with your presence and will be more attracted to you
avoid incel movies like OP at all cost, you'll always come off as creepy, not quirky and will get associated with "the ick"

>>221187795
kobebro, it was 20 years ago and hes dead

>>221186974
KEK, I also can't believe people still use YikYak. It was big in 2014 and then basically died that same year.

>>221187973
people still use it, i'd estimate like 4 to 5k daily so it's pretty dead except on certain boards like sex advice where people just goon

>>221187565
Yeah but I don't find fatties sexually attractive neither then nor today. I guess if you're into it that's fine and don't fuck a crazy one, some are nice I'll admit

>>221187519
Do movies like Twilight exist anymore full of panty saturating "I couldn't tell if Mr. Vampire wanted to fuck me or kill me" moments?
Japan puts these out pretty regularly like Apothecary Diaries or Ancient Magus Bride to get both sexes pretty steamed up, causing a small mania locally, but you'd have to go through the whole "You want to watch an anime, what like Naruto? I dunno..." thing.
I've never seen a commercial for something Twilight tier in decades. The current directors like James Gunn aren't really into them. Even the mellower Titanic style flicks I don't see anymore.
You can't just watch Beauty and the Beast forever, can you?

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>high school senior
>have date with girl I've crushed on for years
>plan was ice skating, but the rink was closed
>she was crying when she got there because she had been pulled over on the way
>decide to just watch a movie at my place
>Gladiator
>lights on, parents literally in the next room (door open) watching fox news
>halfway through the movie she gets up and says she has to go
>instead of running after her and yelling "ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?" as she gets into her car, I just sit and finish the movie
One of my biggest regrets. Really wish I'd yelled that at her.

>>221188914
left during gladiator, clearly can't appreciate kino. you dodged a bullet anon

>>221188914
>>221188978
she was clearly still messed up cuz she got pulled over girls freak out about that kinda thing for multiple days

>>221188978
>you dodged a bullet anon
I agree
>>221189184
Possible. Either way- glad it happened that way

>>221186076
nigger how about you stfu during the movie
how's a lass supposed to watch it if you keep yapping

>>221186076
Yikyak was shutdown years before SAM came out. I used to sell xanax to people on that app. So you made this up

>>221191658
Hey can I buy some xannies?

>>221186626
American Psycho "it was made by a woman!"

>>221186626
It Happened One Night (1934)

>>221186997
>Att: future rapist

>>221191658
it rebranded. it’s on the app store right now. you can go look.

>>221186127
Genuinely, how are you supposed to tell when women want to fuck? They always feel like the most sexless creatures alive while also craving it harder than men. Its like there's a special combination that I'm supposed to understand, when all the stars are aligned and Mercury isn't in retrograde but I'm too autistic to get it. I also get that everyone is different and has different sex drives and wants, but I've been over to this girls place twice now and she had to be the one to ask me to give her a kiss. I just don't know what people want

>>221186626
Movies at home for a date are no good, you watch a tv series instead. Something that is easily consumable and not plot heavy like a comedy, so that it's short and easy to get distracted from. When an episode finishes it creates a prompt, "wanna watch one more?", which if you haven't fucked up the atmosphere is a safe invitation to fuck instead. If the energy isn't there it also creates a safety valve, you can say "alright maybe one more and then we call it a night"

If you're going to watch a movie with a new date it better be at the goddamned movie theatre and not on your plex

>>221186076
I got really choked up in this movie when he's talking about how he's lost touch with his Dad with the email birthdays because my parents haven't called me in about 5 years

>>221194109
Here's one simple guideline for that :

If a woman is spending time with you when she really doesn't have to and can easily do something else, she's interested in you. Consequently the only reason she would do so is because she wants to fuck you.

Holy shit this board really is filled with 12 year old Third World retards

Classic pd

>>221194109

>while also craving it harder than men
This is just a forced myth by men with low libido/low t. According to a study, men in their 60s have higher sex drive than women in their 20s. And well, if you do have a normal sex drive as a man, you can also see it for yourself.

>>221186076
I think I eased my fiance into it with Tusk before Swiss Army Man. Men is the endgame.

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>>221187265
they're suggesting that you get her drunk to take advantage of her because to be desu this IS 4chan.
i can tell that you're going to do alright when it comes to a sincerely good long-term relationship one day, op. maybe gen Y is going to be okay after all.

>>221187519
>>221194970
Actually our very first date he invited me over to watch Chainsaw Man.
>within the first 20 minutes he tried the "I only have this one blanket, so if you get cold we'll have to share!"
>I replied, with absolute sincerity, "it's okay this pillow is fine! :)"
>We watched Chainsaw Man for like 5 hours, punched a few cones, and went to sleep in separate bedrooms.
>The next morning I realized and tried my very best to make it very clear that he could and should ask me on a date again because I would know it was a date this time.

now I make him watch whatever weird Little Otik bullshit I want and he's going to try to pump a baby into me at the end of the year so I think we did okay and you will too OP because you sound a respectful lad and have good taste in /television and film/

>>221195075
You can't get pregnant from your arse mate

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>>221195149
you can tell that i'm a woman by the unsolicited diary entry

>>221186076
>it’s one of my favorite movies
you have to go back

>>221194109
If a girl goes to your place then she's there to fuck

>>221195193
I have no media literacy

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>>221194333
or you know nust because she felt like being a stupid ugly bitch

>>221195193
>met a guy
>watched anime for 5 hours
>nothing happened
>now we're engaged and breeding soon

female posting is just greentext with a third act structure

I literally can't even imagine that a girl would want to hang out with me. Why the fuck would anyone give a shit about me?

>>221197022
The average man is a fat retarded orc. Even if you think you're just okay, that's better than most guys nowadays.

>>221186673
I dont know. If the girl is more on the slutty side, "watching a movie" can end up as a great date

>>221186673
>Always pick something you can interact and talk during it
When I was first using tinder, I had no idea what I was doing and asked a girl on a movie date and she said this too. Props to her for tardwrangling me.

>>221194292
I can't even imagine this, that's fucked. My mom calls me at least once a week (I'm 33).

>>221186673
I feel like this is the universally accepted code for inviting someone over to have sex. The classic "netflix and chill"

>>221194109
They are just shy and a man making the first move is dominant

The rule is if they are under 30 and they are coming over they want to fuck. Lead with a big hug the moment they enter your house, hold the hug hold the hug longer than expected, then go in for a kiss.

I am an expert at this shit, so it would be straight to the couch, the kitchen counter, the bed and then the shower in that order. Then the film comes

>>221197068
Yeah movie dates are just as awkward for them, as they are for you, sitting there in the dark trying to figure out who is going to initiate a move and when.

A film should only been used as a date after you've already had sex, and after dinner

>>221197050
No a great date, is taking MDMA together and going to a halloween party at an underground nightclub

Or going skinny dipping at a beach

Or seeing a live band that you both love and dancing together the entire time

movie/dinner first dates can be difficult if there is not instant chemistry. go do something physical the first time you're meeting someone. play tennis, go kayaking, walk in the park. something that will generate topics for discussion. it makes everything a lot easier.

>>221194109
You can't really tell. A lot of women will flirt to create simp thralls and to put you in a perpetual state of ambiguity about your relationship.

There was a huge meme on tik tok and other sites with women complaining about male friends wanting to ask them out or confessing their crushes. To those guys, they felt they were getting signs from women that those women swear they weren't giving out. Sometimes that's true but often the women are just being manipulative.

It's pretty fucked up when you think about it.
Guys will lose their entire late teens and early 20s, the best time in their life, simping over a woman who's purposefully keeping them on the hook and not making things clear.

>>221197263
virgin detected

>>221197310
This is the sign of somebody inexperienced with women

See this from a person who has slept with around 300-400 women .>>221197263

>>221197333
i slept with 100 women by the age of 26, before tinder or dating apps

i'm 43 now, and the numbers skyrocketed thanks to hinge,bumble and tinder

>>221197299
Yeah, or you know, just fucking and sucking through my whole house

>>221197337
If a guy is unsure about when women want to fuck, it's probably because he's got female friends in his life with whom he has an ambiguous relationship. It's not the same as you streamlining hook ups from tinder. Anyone meeting up on tinder knows why.

>>221197353
thats not a date

thats just what you do with somebody you're seeing all the time . Also that gets boring

>>221197343
>>221197337
lmao. nobody believes you, you fucking retard. the "wisdom" you shared makes it absolutely obvious that you are clueless

>>221197361
you're assuming women think like a men. they dont - they get approached by guys all the time, so when they are taking time to come to your house they are at least considering the option of sleeping with you

Its up to you to close the deal, but by that stage the only thing getting in your way is your own self-doubt

Confidence is the single most important attirbute a man can have in getting laid, well well beyond looks. I'm saying this as a 6/10 that has slept with a ridiculous number of women - i make it very clear i am not interested in female friends so there can be no doubt

>>221197364
Thats a perfect date. Just get to the point without all the performative bullshit.

>>221197384
you're the retard, not for disbelieving me (this is 4chan ffs and i barely believe it myself)

but due to the fact you think this advise which is obviously 100% accurate, is wrong

>>221194333
False, just straight up false. Have you literally never heard of the friend zone in your life?

>>221197400
virgin detected

>>221197412
If you're getting friend zoned, you're coming off like you want to be just friends and you're doing it all wrong

>>221197412
White Knight detected,

Whatever you're doing to have this mentality you are coming off as a "nice guy". If you want to get laid that is the last thing you want to be doing

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>>221197426
LMAOO
There are best-selling books for women entirely devoted to teaching you how to get as much free shit as you can from a guy without ever putting out.
And then when he gets annoyed with your antics you can switch to other best selling books which teach you how to get him arrested for rape!

>>221197426
>>221197438
What if you meet a girl and become friends because she's got a bf and then try to fuck her once they break up?

Or what if you go to a house party and meet 5 new girls there? You can't flirt with them all at once.

>>221197412
If you invite a woman to your house, and she doesnt assume you want to fuck her, then you have come across as a non-sexual entity in ALL previous intereactions with her - and thats ON YOU . Man up

>>221186076
You deserved it for having such shit taste in movies.

>>221197404
ok incel

>>221197458
Those are written by ugly woman, you dont want to sleep with them anyway

Ugly women hate men because of how poorly we treat them

Hot women get treated a lot better, so are less vindicative

Either way, the play is to act like you don't care. That is the key to sleeping with any woman - the power is with the person that cares the least (or gives the perception that they do)

>>221197471
DOnt be this guy dude

If shes got a boyfriend why the fuck would you even hang with her. Women dont make good friends >

>>221197414
>having fuck dates instead of pseude romantic get togethers is being a virgin
you are really bad at this

>>221197500
I dunno I just make friends with whoever is friendly, I don't really think about it

>>221197488
says the guy that has women coming to his house and then friend-zoning him. hahaha thats pathethic

>>221197505
it screams of somebody either that is a virgin or just super thirsty.

When you start getting laid alot, you realize that the best sex is the kind you have with people you have good chemistry with, and that chemistry transcends to outside the bedroom

The best memories i have is with some of the girls i've dated are always from our adventures OUTSIDE of the bedroom.

Any other questions, rookie

>>221197512
Fair enough....assuming they do actually have boyfriends

I am very confident, but i am also cheeky so I make my intentions known from the get go, and in some occasions more than the girls only boyfriends/fiances/husband - yes that has led me to have affairs with taken women (which i regret)

>>221197412
Doesnt exist

>>221197544
Aw man that's messed up

>>221197558
It can be tricky to say no to, especially when you're young and drunk and they are hot

>>221197513
Im not OP. But nice cope, virginfag. Keep larping though

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all these hundreds of fucking rules around women wtf

>>221197574
I love how this common advice seems so foreign to you. Thats how out of touch you are mate

>>221197579
Its simple - treat them mean keep them keen

>>221197612
I treat women like shit and I'm solo

>>221197524
You are mixing up sex with love. You are describing actual romantic human relationships. Thats completely different from fuck dates, where you specifically dont want any attachments

>>221197615
you've got to give them atleast something to work with

the key is make an impression, and then neglect them

>>221197625
for fuck dates you dont want to fuck them over and over again. once you blow your load a couple times, you kick them out

>>221197629
>3 levels of deep rules again
ffs

>>221197592
>this retarded advice that exposed me as a virgin is ackshually what exposes u as a virgin
wow, how smooth. now wonder you fuck like a hundred chicks a week

>>221197654
i'm a 43 year old man, that has been married twice. So you're a very poor judge of character

>>221195075
Try for a late winter or early spring due date.
Due in four weeks and being this pregnant in the summer in unpleasant. Every day feels about 10° hotter.

>>221197640
Yes.

>>221197672
>dude just hug them awkwardly long right as you greet them, then just kiss them. always leads to sex bro
>dude I slept with a billion girls before the internet exist. w-wouldnt brag about things like that if I didnt have a love life with regular sex r-right?
>trust me bro I have been divorced multiple times
holy shit dude. Just quit yapping. It's embarassing

>>221197749
The very fact you find ANY of that embarassing, speaks volumes about you dude - keep being a nice guy, i'm sure its working out real well for you

>>221197797
People larping on 4chan is embarassing, yes. Just follow my advice and quit yappng

>>221197263
>The kitchen counter
?????
What are you supposed to do to women on the kitchen counter?

>>221197822
blue waffles

>>221197811
I know this will really really stretch the fabric of your reality, but i'm not larping. Getting laid just really isnt that difficult, but it will be for you because you're so out of touch you probably ask girls before you kiss them

I lost my virginity in 9th grade to a mega hot girl who was one of the "preppy" cheerleader chicks when I was a skater dude after she invited me over to watch The 13th Warrior for a report we got paired to do in high school. I fucked her off and on and multiple other girls in school until the end of senior year and she asked if we could make it official and I said no because I was going to college on the other side of the country. She got fat and looks horrible now and I eventually "grew up" in my 30s and married a 21 year old smokeshow that I still fuck almost everyday and at least once a week she'll give me a blowjob and swallow without me asking.

In other words, skill issue. Get fucking good or settle for what you can get. I hate you /reddit9k/ faggots so much because you legitimately refuse to listen to anything and just make more excuses. Kill yourselves or look at the archive and actually follow one of the million posts in the history of this shithole about how to not be a forever alone faggot pussy. I just wanted to talk about a movie.

>>221197822
legs around your waist - i'll admit, i have to me on my tippies (5'11) but it can work for a short time but it makes an impression

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>Getting laid just really isnt that difficult, but it will be for you because you're so out of touch you probably ask girls before you kiss them

>>221197848
>"""Skater"""
>Got random pussy
You were a stoner and they were having sex with you in exchange for drugs.
That's also why she got fat- drug addict.

>>221197874
you're projecting man

>>221197893
I was one of the skaters that didn't do drugs, I hated weed because it made me paranoid, but I would drink beers at the park sometimes. She never once asked me to get them for her or really drank that I saw. I don't do drugs now either. So, again, you are coping and seething and trying to blame it on something that never happened and you are most likely a massive pussy. Kill yourself.

>>221186076
you dum dum.
you're supposed to put on a film that you know you'll never finish the first act through. the film is to "prime" the date, get the juices flowing and set up the sexual tension between you two. It's a movie within a movie called you life and you're the director and you have to set up the write movie that's gonna get her horny.
Pick a movie that maps you as the hero and her as the romantic lead her limbic system won't be able to tell reality from the film ;)

>>221197893

even if that was true what would it matter?

On our first date (in high school), my wife and I ate at a Zoup and watched Sherlock Holmes 2 at the theater. Didn't fuck til 2.5 years later.

>>221197933
Because the secret would be drugs, not confindence.

>>221197944

and he said it wasn't so what is your excuse now?

>>221197941
thats what not to do

getting a wife is the last thing you want - it means they won

>>221197932
This. Also pick a male lead that is uglier than you, if you can. Horror movies also act wonders because if she's actually into you she'll act scared and move closer to you and then it's just a done deal.

>>221197961
Fuck off spic fuentes fan mentally ill retard.

>>221197961
The alternative is even worse.

>>221197992
You've been gaslit, by women. Thats embarassing

You can have the cow and get the milk for free

>>221197851
>>221197961
>>221197893
Keep using those dashes you fucking water muddying forever alone cuck nigger. I hope you "permavirgins" out there can recognize these patterns and realize it's some troon or nigger etc. trying to demoralize you and get you not to breed.
>>221197986
BINGO.

>>221198018
I'm not with my wife just for sex, believe it or not. And I'll never subject my kids to a broken home.

>>221197986
I dont know what any of that is, but with the divoce rate growing higher and higher, men have way more to lose and literally nothing to gain from being married, just keep them as a girlfriend - you get way more freedom that way

>>221198018
You worship a brown homosexual that claims to be the savior of the white race while milking cocks down his throat and spending your shekels. Silence yourself, you fucking demon.

>>221198023
I'm married you goose. Thats why I'm telling you not to get married.

>>221197893
Being a skater got me lots of pussy too back then. At this age/time it was considered cool/different/"bad boy" by some girls

>>221198041
>-

Kill yourself you samefagging subhuman. What you are doing is disgusting, you know exactly what I'm talking about, and you are one of the evil niggers who talked so many vulnerable young men on /r9k/ into trooning out. You're going to burn in Hell for eternity. I hope it was worth it.

>>221186076
Why did you think a farting corpse movie was a good first date movie.
Might as well have shown her a serbian film you woulda had a better chance at getting laid.

>>221198082
I am a married, christian, white man that goes to church every week. I have no idea who or what you're talking about kid. Stay off the internet

>>221198057
Sorry you married a disgusting harpy then you retarded faggot, if it was true that's also on you. You aren't married and you're a lying loser. Keep going though you fucking moron.

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>>221198096
Absolutely fucking pathetic. Tell the other trannies and subhumans to send someone better next time. Yikes.

>>221198105
Why are you so angry?

>>221198096
Take your own advice, normalfaggot

>>221198096
Oh really? What denomination?

>>221198146
Baptist. I go to Elevation Worship in NC

>>221198128
So absolutely pathetic. Why are you the way you are?

>>221198105
Are you okay? Its got nothing to do with my wife, people just grow apart. And I long for the days when I could do anything I want without needing to take into other people's feelings into account

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>>221198096
Nigga what are you doing on 4chan

>>221198162
>Googled the first kike ran megachurch he could find when called out

LMFAO okay what is your typical tithe?

>>221198164
What exactly are you arguing so aggressively about? Yes, i'm sure getting a wife sounds incredible to a loser like you. It will be 10x worse for you, because you'll settle for anybody to avoid loneliness

>>221198186
Its 10x better than reddit . The people on here

>>221198162
...retard you do know that Elevation hasn't been associated with Baptists since 2023 right? Holy fuck you really are a LARPer.

>>221198192
Its run by Stephen Furtich, who is the most prophetic pastor I have ever seen, not some kike

Also if i googled megachurch Hillsong, or dozens of others would have appeared first

>>221197310
men and women cant be friends, not for real. the better looking one is always keeping the other one in the friend zone while the uglier one always wants more
>but my anecdote!
enjoy the friend zone then

>>221198227
I have attended every sermon since before 2023, so you're wrong

>>221198207
I have a wife and I am happy. You are a lying piece of shit non-white subhuman probable troon trying to trick impressionable young men into not getting married and procreating. You fucking loser.

>>221198236
SBC does not mean baptist

>>221198236
>>221198250
That is an absolute lie. t. actual parishoner. What is your tithe? Answer his question.

>>221186076
>>meet girl on yikyak
>>i’m ending my life tonight
Um, that was ten years ago yet you're still here?

>>221198276
10% dummy. thats what a tithe is

>>221198276
why would I lie about this?

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Wow. A lying reddit9k tranny got megaexposed itt and the only reason I clicked on the thread was to say how shitty this movie was. Topkek. Topkeklmao even.

>>221198287
>>221198297
>one minute apart and same posting style

You pathetic little nigger. How dare you exist on the same planet as anyone else ITT.

>>221198287
Soooo you googled what a tithe is just like you googled churches. Bro. Bro seriously.

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>>221198322
you were syaing

>>221198307
qrd on this thread?

>>221198355
>Google searched image
>Also shows you haven't paid a tithe in four years
>Even if you have it shows you have paid a grifter from a megachurch

How do you live with what you are?

>>221198377
Some Spic Fuentes tradlarper got shown to be a loser and has octupled down while making they/themself look even worse with every post. It's hilarious. Stick around, I bet the fun is just starting.

>>221198413
Are you a bit simple? At what point are you going to admit that you are wrong

I just searched for elevation in my outlook (hence the highlighted yellow word) and that was the earliest receipt, which is about the time I started attending - as I said before 2023. I'm obviously not going to show you any of the personal details included in the receipt

Furtich definitely isnt a grifter. I know, as I have attended other churchs which are

>>221198438
Nobody know what a Spic Fuentes is dude >>221198438

>>221198438
We know you are the same person. You have literally been proven wrong here>>221198355

Try and google search that image

>>221198450
>More lies
>Can't even spell his supposed own Preacher's name
>Even if he did pay his tithe he is giving it to a grifter worth over $61 million dollars
>Continues to octuple down on how retarded he is

Keep going stupid, hell, we can even say dothedash!

>>221198478
Wrong. I posted >>221198342. No matter if you are telling the truth or not you are a massive faggot and didn't you start this off by telling people not to get married and disparaging your own wife? That's multiple sins and not cool at all my guy. Your pastor would absolutely admonish you for what you said.