Is there any actual evidence of him being a mic ruler?
Any proof of meatwad getting all the honeys?
When does Frylock rock anyone like a cop?
I want candy, bubble gum, and taffySkip to the sweet shop with my sweetheart SandyGot my pennies saved so I'm her sugar daddyI'm her Hume Cronyn and she's my Jessica Tandy, I want candy!put it in a pile, split it with my bitty 50/50 down the lineKinda like close encounters of the cavity kindI'm talkin liquorice kisses, talkin chocodile smilesI want candy, I got a sugar toothPut on your shin gaurds, Sandy, 'cause I wanna knock bootsLick my peppermint stick til' the lollipop droopsGumdrop that don't stop til' its licked knot looseCandy... candy...I need candy bubble gum, and taffyGet in my way punk, you're gonna get ya ass beat, nastyDo it till your dad sees, embarrass your whole familyJust 'cause you came between a kid and his candyI need candy, any kind'll doDon't care if it's nutritious or "FDA approved"It's gonna make me spaz like bobcats on boozeA hyperactive juice that only I can produceAnd fuel a giant drill, bore straight into HellReleasing ancient demons from their sleep forever spellSo they can walk upon the earth, and get resituatedAnd Hock the diet pills that MC Pee Pants has createdI need candy, want some candy, eat candy til' I'm deadI'll kill you for some candy, give me candy, candy head!Where you keepin' all the candy?!Who made you candy king?!If you don't give me some candy, I will make the ladies sing!Candy, in tha morning, candy on the way to schoolCandy, at school, at lunch in the afternoonCandy, its good, on your way home from schoolCandy, at diner, at dinner, in bed!Mess up the mix, mix up the messCome on down yo, here's the addressAt 6-1-2 Wharf Avenue,Right next to, gentlemen's club.
Its a vibe and he checked it. Just look at him!
>>221189751>people got mad at this episodehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Egb4paCoPM
>>221189843Hey, 612 Wharf Avenue, I know where that is! It's the abandoned warehouse next to Melon Shakers!The uh...gentlemen's club.
>>221189798The end of chick magnet is what that line always reminds me of.>a bunch of random women literally get attached to meatwad cause of the magnet>>Hey ladies Im meatwad ; )
AND YOU NEED TO STOCK YOUR BATHROOMS BETTERI had to run out here with my pants around my ankles and grab some napkins.
>>221189901im surprised that was the one that generated outrage and not the one where they make carl a tranny in dickesode
>>221189901Tons of white guy jokes in that episode too. Its so exaggerated its insane that anyone got butthurt over it
>>221189751The banned episode?
>>221189751>>221190291>I wanna milk a cow!>>milking a cow? Huh, that’s not very “urban.”
>>221190131There's still time.
>>221189798He canonically is married at the end of the series
>>221189798Nigga you serious?
>>221189798>>221191629Why did Meatwad's wife have to be my exact fetish?<spoiler>I'm also the May Marmalade guy</spoiler>
