>two chicks at the same timeIs that even possible?
>>221191125Yes. I’ve done it. Arthoe roommates. 2013.
>>221191125>>two chicks at the same time>Is that even possible?
>>221191233three, even
>>221191225Were they thin, anon?
>>221191125>Is that even possible?Of course not. I only have one dingus wingus.
>>221191516obviously not
>>221191516They were not.
That line is from Office Space? I always remembered it being from The Big Lebowski.
>>221191551
>>221191575Definitely office space
>>221191575You're thinking of Kingpin.
>>221191125i used to stay in brazil for 2 weeks and would drown myself in bunda. most i've had were 4 women but i only did that once i'm fine with 2 chicks.
>>221191723So you're a slave to your libido?
>>221191125even at my horniest as a teenager, i didn't ever see the appeal of having sex with two people at once.
>>221192444Trips of truth.When you've done it, is kinda boring.One girl sitting there doing nothing.Better to tag team with a bro. One in the pink, one in the stink.
2 japanese prostitutes and a bag of molly. It was ok. I was really sweaty at the end they were a little worried about me. One girl who gives a sensuous massage with a little weed and a table shower to fuck in is better.
>>221192114I'm done dealing with women. I'd rather pay and fuck and move on
>>221191125I’m 58 and I did two 22 year olds last week. It wasn’t the first time.
>>221191551>>221191572
>>221192837Very gay coded post
>>221192837*FAG ALERT*>>221192444they are supposed to pay with each other as they both play with you. sex = good, sexx = gooder
>>221193876I was agreeing with him until the bro part kek
>>221191125>Is that even possible?Not for you.
>>221193876>>221194028t. homos who've neither done either
>>221194028>>221193876 HOLY FUCKING VIRGINS
>>221193803That's it? tell us moar, what we're they like, what else did you do
>>221191125I've done it with two mature prostitutes. Wasn't as hot as porn had led me to believe.
>>221191252"Look dad, I'm acting"
>>221195171funny story i once fucked 2 girls, one was hot other was ugly so naturally all my focus was towards the hotter one. the ugly girl got annoyed and bit my ass while i was fucking the other chick kek.
>>221192837>When you've done it, is kinda boring.That's most things. I understand why people with endless possibilities end up with exponentially weird shit because they've already tried all the normal things that most people spend their lives craving.
>>221195484You deserved it desu. While I totally get wanting to give all your focus to the hot chick you've got to distribute the cock evenly in that scenario.
>>221195511And then the things you've done seem more normal than they did and suddenly you're on an island with jews and like alright everyone here is doing it and the girls seem to be into it so why not. Many such cases.
>>221195537*Eddie Bravo voice* aw man who brought their kids?*party king voice* those are the bitches.
>>221191125>Is that even possible?I think if I were a millionaire I could hook that up, too; 'cause chicks dig dudes with money.
>>221191225Fuck you
>>221192444You’re pathetic
There are possibilities.
>>221192837> One girl sitting there doing nothingYou are just low iq.What is getting rimmed and sucked at the same time?What is balls getting serviced and blowie at same time?What is having one girl bent over, ass on display, getting it bunny style while the other girl makes out with you with her tits and puss on display?What is one girl training the other girl.What is pussy to mouth and back to pussy inn one stroke?And I haven’t even touched on all the lesbian lite stuff.Gitgud
>>221195171I’ve done it with two Korean paid baes it it was pretty fucking hot. You really need the right girls
>>221195755I don't doubt it. They wouldn't have been my choice for my first threesome but I was drunk and at a brothel on like a Tuesday night and they offered a discount.
two ? I can't even get one. don't even start with the prostitutes shit.
>>221195848Get 2 prostitutes
>>221195801Just with all hoooe,rs really, even one on one a lot of them are super mid or worse at the job
>>221195848>don't even start with the prostitutes shitWhy? Seems like a reasonable option if you "can't even get one".
I once talked to two teenage girls simultaneously on tinder and then it turned out that they were some sort of lesbian partners and they asked for daddy to also come over because they've been naughty lesbian teenagers and then I never went since it would have required traveling and I assumed that situations like that would just come up forever.
>>221191125The easiest way would be to get a bisexual GF and ask her do it with another chick. Bi girls know this, so every bi girl profile on dating apps has something along the line of "not looking for threesomes!"
>>221196031All girls are bi.
>>221196091Tell this to your mom and you'll have your lower jaw handed over to you
>>221196232I'm not a thirdie. She would probably be like "haha yeah but it's a phase".
>>221195910Literally applies to all women.
>>221196091Only virgins say this.
>>221196436About 95% of the girls I've sexoed have outright said that they've also dated girls and licked pussies and it's something that many of them bring up very quickly (possibly to see how you react and to check if you're also some sort of homo which would then be very unacceptable).
>>221196527They wanna bend and peg you with a rusty metal dildo
>>221196572Well some do but not all.
>>221196607Did you try? What did the "some" look like? Were they top, bottom or switch with other women?
>>221196642>Did you try? I've only allowed a ginger root in my butt so far.>What did the "some" look like? Cat ladies or young girls looking like 40s Hollywood stars. No real inbetween.>Were they top, bottom or switch with other women?I've never went into the specifics with that since it seems kinda impolite but my understanding is that they mostly kiss and fondle each other and actual strap-ons are very rare even if some bring up the idea.
>>221196748Informative TQ
>>221191125I've done it. My gf got close with one of my ex situationships. Now we regurarly kiss and they both suck me off. Girlfriend wont let me fuck her though. The other girl watches us fuck
>>221193695agree with the sentiment. at some point after 30 + hoeflation I just can't bear dealing with bitches. I will pay sluts for sex until I marry a third world virgin god willing. Dating is just whoring with extra steps and I get hard off the humilition aspect of involving money now. You couldn't pay me enough to go on a date with a whore from tinder at this stage. Body count 25 before ever touching a whore, don't give me the speech.
>>221195972They were going to steal a kidney.
>>221197179If they were going to do that then I appreciate them for the effort because there were lots of boob pictures from high school bathrooms in clothes that daddy had to order them to wear.
All whores and their pimps should be butchered, and their corpses strewn up with ropes on freeways.
>>221197265If Allah wills?
>>221191125Well yeah, you got a mouth and butthole, stick those chick dicks in there
>>221195344well, his dad in the show mocks him right after this
>>221197213bruh a kidney is like 3 years wages over there, of course they would put the effort in
>>221200214More of kidney stealers should work that way then.
>>221191125yeah, cause that's just what i need. TWO women to be disappointed.
>>221196091Nah it's just White girls. Sisters don't really play with each other like that.
>>221197265Seems a little harsh.
>>221191125How much is two chicks at the same time?
>>221195171Sex in general is lame if it's not with people you care about. A threesome with two girls you've crushed on for years and they're also into each other? Heaven. A threesome with no one caring about the others and just for money? Yawn. Not even worth getting hard for.
>>221200445If you satisfy two women at the same time though, it's better then pure heroine straight to the brain. You won at life. Achievement complete.
>>221195682lmao stay jealous, bitch. fucking do something about it. pay for it if you have to. no one else's fault that you're a pussy faggot other than your own.
>>221191225>Arthoe roommates"come in and join us, Anon"
>>221201070I would much rather snuggle between those two trash bags full of fat for a comfy nap. Maybe a cheeky wank on one of them first.
>>221196850Who is the better sucker.Does your girlfriend try harder with the bj when the other girl is there?Does she enjoy the sex more?Does the other girl masterbate?What kind of panties do they wear?
>>221201070imagine the smell
>>221201262You forgot the most important question, does the ex-girl sit in the cuck chair?
>>221201070Still wouldAs long as they're not too obese to get pregnant, I'll probably be attracted to them
>>221201262>Who is the better sucker. Other girl>Does your girlfriend try harder with the bj when the other girl is there? Yeah, she does it longer while the other fondles my balls or kisses my thigh>Does she enjoy the sex more? Not really, but we're always drunk so maybe>Does the other girl masterbate? No, i finger her but she never got to cum actually>What kind of panties do they wear?None>>221201563We joke about it a lot actually, I think my gf is more of a cuck in this situation.
>>221201739>We joke about it a lot actuallyRelatable. I was surprised by how conscious young women apparently are about the concept of a cuck chair.
>>221201070Nah, you're alright.
Two chicks. One in front of you and one behind you with a strap-on.
>>221191125not unless you have 2 dicks
>>221201070Would, only if CMNF double BJ where I leave immediately after busting on them both and patting their heads with an earnest "good job"
>>221202639So hot
>>221202639Imagine if the one in front of you just made you lick her feet and urged the other one to fuck you even harder if you don't lick well. Would be a tough situation haha.
>>221191125One swirling her tongue around the head, other to viciously tonguekiss. Also preferably one is blonde and one raven haired and they're both teens naturally.Im ready.
>>221202639kek, reminds me of 21 Jump Street
>>221202639Exceedingly gay post
>>221203348>sex with two unequivocal biological women is...le gayExceedingly close-minded and unstimulated G-spot poster
>>221203348Exceedingly virgin post
>>221202639you could also be in the middle wearing 2 strapons, one facing backward, one forwards
>>221203583then what are you doing with your dick?
>>221203682well as a /tv/ poster, everyone knows you're a dickless dweeb so it shouldn't be a problem
>>221203682Sucking it. It's a bit complicated position not for first-timers.
>be me>19yo petite redhead twins move in next door to me>says hi a few times when passing>they pretty>one day, door knocks>it's twins with a friend>friend is 11/10 gorgeous, but is clearly under 16>"hey anon, wanna come and hang out with us ;) ">all 3 of them are smiling, pouting and licking lips>ask how old the middle girl is>"oh she's 18 teehee">calls bullshit>"ok fine she's 16 but she's 17 in a few weeks">calls bullshit>refuses foursome with twins and lolita>shuts door>watches a movie listening to them party next doori question killing myself every day. when twins and a lolita ask if you wanna have a foursome you say YES!
The most important reason to get two chicks is for them to keep each other busy while you play video games and watch movies.
>>221203719so the first girl in front is being penetrated by your forward strapon and simultaneously sucking your actual dick? all whilst you are being penetrated by a second girl with her own strapon?
>>221203717It is somewhat of a problem given I do have an aggressively below-average but still moderately functioning cock I'd prefer to use in this scenario.At least it's better than shamelessly sharing obviously fake masturbatory fantasies like this anon:>>221203786
>>221203995No you'd be the one sucking your own dick.
>>221203786This didn't happened
>>221192837>One girl sitting there doing nothing.they're supposed to touch each other as well as you. id want my money back if i ordered a threesome and they didn't do lesbian stuff with each other
>>221204046>>221204191oh but it did. more of the story...>few weeks later one of the boyfriends moves in>he's a roided cokehead fresh out of prison for stabbing someone>starts to hear arguing, a lot>one twin moves out>roidhead tries to kick my door in at 1am one night because he heard music coming from somewhere>had various altercations with roidheadi probably avoided a stabbing desu. if he found out id fucked his girl while he was in prison i doubt it'd have ended well for me. she seemed the kind of girl who'd drop that fact in the middle of an argument just to make him angry.
>>221204046It's bullshit but teen girls do do stuff like that and that's when they're most likely to do weird stuff with someone that isn't a model millionaire. But girls coming to your door doesn't automatically mean a foursome, that's retarded way of thinking. In fact you're probably more likely to get robbed by a nigger than get sex with a 15 year old if you go into a situation like that as the average anon.Situations like that with sexo purposes can happen but you still have to be the one to make first move to even get to kiss even the one of them that's instigating it and if you're the average anon everything will probably fall apart at some point even if you actually try.Assuming that we go further with this fantasy of three jailbaits asking you to come over there are at least 72 things that will likely go wrong and they range from getting laughed at to getting raped and stapped in prison.
>>221204458i'm >>221203786they were going to use me for sex. nothing more. im pretty sure they smoked crack and took coke on the regs. they were lowlife party girls. not your average stacy
>>221191125one woman is a fucking headache and more than one woman is a tremendous headache. I was the "token guy" with a group of 13 women and people thought I was gay even though I fucked several of them. I gave up that shit and I don't think it's masculine to be surrounded by women. you have to put up with their incessant bitching. one of the girls promised to marry me if we didn't find someone but now she's fat and I wouldn't even give her the time of day
>>221204512Well we both seemed to end up in you probably getting stabbed even if you do anything. I'll still consider it bullshit like most stories like that on 4chan should be treated but I don't consider it an impossible scenario since stuff like that happens.
>>221191125I can't even satisfy one woman at a time.
>>221204621that's why you let them satisfy each other for awhile before you fuck them both
>>221204599Hey let me get her number, bro
>>221204722SU-SU-S-SUSSUDIO
>>221200493Definitely not true
>>221204443You have to defeat him in combat and scalp him in order to claim the whores as your own
>>221192444When your balls deep in a slender redhead, and a brunet is sucking on your balls as well, you might get the appeal.
>>221193876Double creampie isnt gay, its kino
>>221191125I believe pops did it
>>221204058
>>221205267This mf gets it. I used to date a stripper and the best b-day present she ever got me was a threesome with one of her coworkers.
>>221205154bring it on. im ready.
>>221205419>I used to date a stripperdid she ever steal from you?
>>221205848I'll bet yes
>>221191125so that is the entire point of his fantasy. it is impossible, but a blue collar working class man doesnt know any better
>>221192837one sits on your face while you fuck the other you virgin retard
>>221207230I'm sure there are plenty of blue collar working class guys that manage threesomes. They might not be good threesomes with universally attractive women, but threesomes nonetheless.
>>221207433Hate to break it to you but most sex happens between ugly people, thus, most threesomes happen between ugly people as well
>>221201070(Plap plap) Unh, read the book. Read the part about your sister again
>>221191125>Is that even possible?Yes. One pegs your mouth and the other pegs your boyhole.
