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Jeremy Clarkson has announced he has cancer....

https://pagesix.com/2026/06/16/celebrity-news/jeremy-clarkson-reveals-cancer-diagnosis/
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>>221192283
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if Clarkson dies I will have legit lost one of the very few things I have in this world that keeps me going
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>>221192464
Get your shit together, anon
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>>221192283
noooo not the pretentious boomer
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>>221192283

So the last true Brit dies...
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>>221192283
Tonight! on Top Gear
>James became E-celeb
>Richard's went through divorce
>And i got diagnosed with cancer
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Good News!
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>>221192283
vax status?
THE JABBBB
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>prostate cancer
nothingburger
some brown people at the NHS might try to kill him though
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>>221192283
Didn't Gerald also have ass cancer?
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>>221192607
>>prostate cancer
I was wondering what kind it was.
How do you even get one these days, that shit is easily detected with one finger up your ass.
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>>221192682
>>221192632
tons of men get prostate cancer, it goes nowhere and they die of something else 10-20 years later
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That season was soul-destroying...
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>>221192283
Where does he keep all his cars?
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>>221192682
Prostate is the most common form of cancer in men.
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>>221192991
Is that why everyone gets checked?
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>prostate cancer
Remember to fap 3 times a week, lads. Every gooh sesh helps.
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>>221193095
Gays think the prostate is the male G spot. Back it is actually a gland that supports the tissue in the penis.
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>>221193114
gays are fucked in the head, might as well ask a schizo about the voices
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>>221193042
Yeah
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absolute downer of a season
on a lighter note the bovine tb vaccine is nearly fully approved and will likely be in wide use by 2027
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>>221192283
>smoke and drink heavily, eat nothing but shit and never once look after health
>OH NO I HAVE CANCER WHERE HAS THIS COME FROM?!
man gets pneumonia in the middle of summer in majorca of all places.
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>>221192283
He touched a lung.
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>>221192682
You live long enough you get it, all men get it in the end, some sooner some later.
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>>221192607
So is it easily curable?
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All men get prostate cancer. Not many men who get prostate cancer actually die from it but often die with it. It is really fucking nasty though if it does spread as it often jumps to the lymph nodes in your thigh. Typically we find out we have prostate cancer because it becomes incredibly difficult to piss as well as among other annoying ailments that you'd have to be willfully ignorant to live with so you go to the doctor and find out.
Honestly I'm shocked it wasn't colon cancer, which is likely a cancer that most of you under 40 right now will have to deal with. So, get that finger up your butt and get your colonoscopies. Get your colonoscopies at 35 if your insurance or doctor will spring for it.
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>>221193114
Does it even fucking feel good? They describe it as a cum button but it's hard to imagine something that just hacks your brain and makes your arousal go from 0-100 in 2.5 seconds.
If that actually was the case anyway wouldn't anal sex be really boring? People wouldn't be complaining about sexual performance or boredom if the G spot really guarantees intense satisfaction.
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>>221192752
>>221192607

please shut the fuck up
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>>221194688
>have they cured cancer yet

Gee anon lemme think. Fun fact, it makes you lose your boner too so you die feeling like a bitch too, get your assholes checked out when you hit 45 fucktards.
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>>221192752
Homosexuals, and they die one year later.
Fuck off, fag.
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>>221193042
Lol.
Your dad does it for fun. Faggot.
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>>221193114
It's basically a Y-valve that switches the urethra between piss and cum modes.
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>>221194731
thats AIDS anon, you stupid fucking moron.
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>>221194825
holy retard
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>>221193114
>>221193150
>>221194698

t. sexless virgins who never let a woman peg em

18+ website boys, get the fuck off my website
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>>221194835
Yes you must be retarded if you think you get cancer from anal sex.
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>>221194870
>having your tender flesh repeatedly torn where shit flows through will have zero effect or chance of increasing cancer
lmao you're in for a world of shock, bottom.
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>>221194890
Do you not know what cancer is?
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>>221193095
If you fap too much especially if you edge you may develop prostatitis so don't fucking goon
t. may have learned it the hard way
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>>221194993
There is a fine line between nofap and 9 hours LSD augmented goon sessions
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>>221192283
Did he back onto his own digit
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>entire life spent doing zero exercise
>druk every day
>diet of nothing but brown food and foie gras
>two pack a day minimum
>spend entire life fom 35 to 65 powersliding ferraris and traveling the world

>get ass cancer
>die

pretty based ngl
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>>221192283
Is Clarkson the best British man alive?
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>AAAAHHHH NOOOO MY ASS NOOOOO HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO MEEE IT CAN'T BE BECAUSE I SMOKE AND DRANK SAVE ME STIG
>How Clarkson actually says it
>"Yeah, I've got cancer."
Are redditors just malding because he reminds them of their dad or something?
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>>221195706
He's tory, and not an enoch powell tory, a blairite tory
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>>221192283
Sidenote: I just watched the first episode of The Tom Green Farm. Given /tv/'s love of Tom, I'm surprised there hasn't been much talk about it, even though he's Canadian.
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>>221195756
>a blairite tory
Dunno about that, Anon.
He's been making noises like he wants to support old Lowe's party recently. People have said that if he was to stand for election in his consituency as a Restore candidate that they'd vote for him too.
Who really knows though.
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>>221195762
What's this show all aboot?
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>>221192283
>Boomer is going to die the most expensive way possible
I'm not sure why you'd think I care, but I don't.
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>>221192752
Back in the 80's and 90's they'd remove it, but after studies found that some people can live just as long without surgery they sometimes leave it and just monitor. Unfortunately if it's aggressive they will probably remove it. My bro in law had his removed a few months ago and I would not like to go through what has happened to him. The guy has to wear depend underwear and learn to hold his piss again by doing Kegel exercises.
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>>221192304
kek fpbp
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>>221195555
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I7j3KX-N9wo
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Number one cause of colon cancer?
Flipping over your Relient Robin.
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>>221192304
fpbp
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My dad has stage 4 prostate cancer and it isn't responding to treatment
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>>221196347
can't they just take the prostate out?
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>>221192283
probably worth it.
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>>221195555
>drove shitboxes through every hellscape on earth, from antarctica to africa and australia
>drove every supercar, hypercar imaginable
>rich beyond belief
>hot ''young'' girlfriend
>comfy farm
>can pass off the torch to Kaleb
Full life
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>>221196390
stage 4 means its spread to the body
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>>221196347
I know this is 4chan and all but I genuinely wish you all the best. My dad had bowel cancer. Shit is awful.
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>>221196427
ah, metastasized
i'm sorry lad
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>>221192547
James seems to be doing the best to be honest.
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>>221192283

Uh oh, Cancer Culture strikes again!
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>>221196515
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He's got enough coin for a stage 5 tune.
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Couldn't have happened to a more deserving person
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>>221192304
bless you anon
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>>221196574
What shade of brown are you?
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>>221192304
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>>221194958
Do you? It's well known that the repeated cellular damage from micro-fractures incurred during anal sex leads to a higher incidence of colorectal cancer. C'mon, anon.
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>>221195756
He still called out Sadiq Khan and the mudslime invasion that has infested London.
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Weird to announce it on the show when it was filmed at the same time as last season. He has probably known for at least year.
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>>221196347
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Deep state shenanigans to silence an opponent of the regime?
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>>221192304
fpbp
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>>221192304
son of a bitch
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>>221196933
Nope, just old age.
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>>221192283
Vaxxed
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lucky bastard
i wish i would get cancer but no matter what shit i eat or how much i smoke and drink my body just keeps going along healthily
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>>221196347
Write down word for word all the stories he has. You can hear his voice again when you reread them.
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>>221196347
I’ve been there bro just focus on the good times you’ve had and still will have
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>>221197178
>i wish i would get cancer
you really fucking don't
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>>221192283
So is he driving a BYD now?
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>>221192283
He'll be ok because he has almost limitless money, that's how it works in the UK
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>>221197272
That’s how it works everywhere on earth
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>>221192283
It's not one of the sure kill cancers, he'll be fine.
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virgins and incels of /tv/, remember to coom no less than twice a week to keep your prostate working optimally, don't fall for nofap memes
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>>221196501
I'd argue Hammond's better off.
His channel might be less popular, but he's doing what he loves in still reviewing cool cars and building stuff with his daughter while May's life's work is being forgotten and overwritten because he said cheese funny.
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>>221193095
>3 times a week
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>>221197496
He has Lucy as his surrogate daughter at least
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>>221196501
James has some sort of neurological disorder going on. He's let some stuff slip in interviews and what not, and you can see his hands shaking quite badly in some videos.
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>>221197527
She a lesbo or just a tomboy?
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>>221192283
SWEATY BOY ARSE
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>>221197528
In one of his recent Q&A videos he says he has autism
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>>221192283
This may sound stupid, but he needed to pop animal dewormer tablets for the cancer.
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How can I get an autistic loner bird obsessed gf lads?
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>>221197528
I wonder if hitting his head in Syria affected him at all. Falling off the horse in Argentina and crashing into that wall in Norway definitely didn't help either.
It's impressive Clarkson was never in a major accident.
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>>221197589
Just put yourself out there, you don't have to have exactly the same career/interests
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>>221197577
Well it's not as if it wasn't obvious.
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>>221192283
>See the news on Faceberg from the BBC
>In the comments there's an African who says "Good"
>Full thread of racial abuse in response
I hope Clarkson manages to see the Day of the Rope. I'm sure he'd think it was hilarious.
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>>221197577
Toy Stories kind of gave that away.
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>>221197589
act birdlike
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Old fuck better live. I can't imagine Caleb being the main character of the show. Have you seen his comedy special?
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>>221197589
Tell her you like shags and tits
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>>221192283
Damn shit sucks. Wish that cancer was magically transferred to someone else instead.
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>>221192283
>cow might have TB
>two inconclusive tests
>kill the cow, and the twin calves it's pregnant with
>cow did not have TB in post-mortem test
>killed a cow and two calves for nothing, oh you get no financial compensation for our fuckup
>AND your farm is still under restrictions for months to come even though the patient zero TB cow was not in fact a patient zero and did not have TB at all
>so why the fuck are you under restrictions? because we say so
This seems kind of retarded? Somebody want to explain it to me a bit more?
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>>221197639
To be fair, they'd at least rename the show to Calebs Farm.
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>>221192464
if only he had committed his body of work to some sort of visual recording medium, but alas lost to the sands of time
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>>221197674
>Beuaocracy go brrrrrrr
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>>221197674
>and don't you dare even think about killing a badger
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>>221197674
I really don't understand it, I have beef farmers in my family but we don't have bovine tb here.
You'd think there would be a middle step between "oh you might be infected" and "you are going to be executed and you are now treated as a lepper colony".
Poor cow (well, cows I guess), honestly.
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>>221197674
Oi, you got a license for this post? I don't think so mate, send some bobbies down and put you away for 2years, give you some time to think about your horrendous crimes
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>oi mate your tb free status and the life of your cows rests on my being able to measure lumps on an animal with calipers consistently
Surely there must be a better fucking way in the 21st century.
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>>221192304
this
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>>221197577
I thought it was some kind of schizoid disorder desu
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>>221197674
making things harder for the little guy so that corporations can maintain their power.
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>>221197735
There is, simple blood test does it.I
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>>221197782
RIP anon. They got him before he could reveal too much
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>>221194688
Prostate is usually getting good results if they catch it early. It killed dilbertman scott adams and supposedly Biden has it.
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Starts with a V and ends with an X
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>>221197684
F
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>>221197674
They're just making having cows really hard for everyone as "cows are the big bad that causes global warming".
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>>221197970
?
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>>221197970
You get cancer from vaginal sex? Will I'm safe at least.
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>>221198053
clearly talking about the Line 6 Variax guitar
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>>221198067
*Phew*
I sure am glad I'm not currently shredding on one of those!
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>>221197589
>watching clarkson's farm
>this autistic bitch starts geeking out about birds
I don't think I've ever wanted to have sex with another woman so hard
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>>221197780
Yup, people think that regulations help the small guys but it's the opposite, corporations can afford to hire lawyers to find loop holes and whatnot, small farmers can't. Same with every field of work really.
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>>221198094
always be vigilant
you never know when you might end up in a guitar center in 2006
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>>221197970
Version of Nerve Gas: X
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bump
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>>221195555
I'm surprised he made it to 66
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>>221194695
To get a colonoscopy through public healthcare I'd have to ask for an appointment with my family doctor, so that then he could give me an appointment to get the colonoscopy in like 2 to 3 months. I'm just not making it
Us europeans talk shit at americans for not having public healthcare but most of our healthcare can be a fucking joke
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>>221192283
>2026
>still no cure for cancer
Fuck the rich and fuck this gay earth
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>>221195555
He has crammed multiple lifetimes of content into 60 something years, if that isn't enough to die contently nothing is.
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For the retards, Clarksons type of cancer is the aggressive one where if his body responds to the treatment which is chemo, radiation then surgery he will survive but it's going to comeback as a tumor in 8 to 10 years. The problem is if his body doesn't respond to the treatment fast enough it will go straight to stage 4 and then he's pretty much dead because his type spreads as fast as a Ferrari V10 formula 1 car.
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>>221198868
To be fair the process in america even with a real insurance plan is the same. You have to commit to scheduling and waiting it out or you'll never get around to it.
Especially if you can get it done for free, its worth it. You never want to have the regret that you could've gotten checked and decided to put it off.
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>>221199129
At that point I'd just say fuck it and live hedonism until I die.
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Wow! He reveals he has cancer on the reality tv show filmed 2 years ago. I wonder if he'll make it! Tune in to find out!
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So fucking glad i never developed any interest in life to smoke or drink
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>>221199129
To be honest I doubt he has more than 10 years with or without cancer.
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>>221197639
charlie is their best shot but I dont think he could carry the show without a rich idiot to bounce off of.
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>>221198110
Not even memeing, I thought she was trans.
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>>221198975
Give me one upside to curing cancer
I'll wait
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>>221197589
was it autism? this woman stalled the farm operation, convinced the camera crew to deploy heat seeking drones and collectively mistook sheep shit for birds nests
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>>221199296
Goyim spend less money when they're dead
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>>221199332
They spend even more trying to keep themselves alive
Cancer is "perfect"
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>>221199145
same. i want to go out fucked up on E and having an orgy with a bunch of hot hookers
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>>221199374
for me, it's killed by a ghost in a hall of mirrors
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>this might cause a Jeremy Clarkson cancer documentary to be shat into existence
>Most offensive documentary,,, in the world (only on prime)
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>>221192304
fpbp kek
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>>221199296
>Freeing up beds, wards and staff is a bad thing
This is 90's level edge. Poorly thought out too, you do realise anyone can get cancer that includes you?
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>>221197674
A constant theme of the show is that their government is retarded
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>>221198975
it can't really be "cured" because it's different from other illnesses and our bodies constantly produce cancer cells that all have a chance to not be killed by the immune system and to start multiplying, we can only refine the ways to treat it. Our current methods are already incredible at times, but cancer will always have a chance to be fatal especially if it's caught too late
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>>221199503
Duh
I just understand why no one would really look for a cure
Full beds is a "good problem" for hospitals
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>>221199598
I believe that if it weren't for these corrupt pharma corpos and they actually throw money at cancer research we would've had cure by now, at least for majority of cancers types.
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>>221192283
I just watched the episodes, and he had surgery to remove it. Then at the end of episode 8 he's back in hospital, he says:
>Some of the treatment's gone a bit... awry, let's say.
He also had some heart problems at the beginning of the season, so it's hard to say if it's related to the cancer or his heart
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>>221199697
hard to say, there's certainly a ton of corruption that leads to a fuckton of wasted time and resources but you could argue that monetary incentives keep the checks flowing into the labs and to the scientists that legitimately want to find a cure, there are fields that don't receive a fraction of the funding that oncology gets. We live in a fucked up system
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>>221192304
FPBP
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The survival rate for ass cancer is like 98%, so why is everyone freaking out?
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>>221199890
Because the possibility of having male sex organs removed in order to survive it is very worrying
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>>221199890
They completely remove your prostate and they can even take your bollocks away. After that you have to use diapers for years to never be able to fully contain your pee, kneel? Pee yourself, squeeze a fart out? Pee yourself.
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>>221197236
i can't outright kill myself because of some stupid code of honor i came up with when i was 14 and also because i don't want to spit in the face of my father
a horrible disease where he will wish i'm dead simply for the relief it would bring me sounds perfect
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>>221199988
Yeah I'd rather be dead.
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>>221199988
He's like 70. He'd be in diapers within a couple of years either way.

Sucks for young guys it happens to, but I'm not going to shed tears for an old geezer shitting his pants.
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>>221199296
well, uh, no cancer, for starters.
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>>221194688
>>221194731
>>221192752
>>221192682
>>221193042
brandon has prostate cancer and he's fine other than the dementia. Pretty sure my grandpa had prostate cancer for something like 20 fucking years before he died at 80 of something completely unrelated. they chemically castrate you to "cure" it
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>>221199685
>I just understand why no one would really look for a cure
yes, it's Profits,
same goes for not making trannies accept the bodies they were born with, almost no profit on that, sell them surgeries, sellt them HRT for the rest of their life
LONG LIVE CAPITALISM,
and its profit oriented solutions
human lfe and dignity comes second, always.
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Get checked lads.
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>>221192283
>narcissistically announce it on your TV show
Now I see why Norm kept it quiet than make a big deal about it...
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>>221200611
I didn't take the vax so I'm fine lol
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>>221192607
>>221192682
>>221192752
actually, despite being the most common form of cancer in men and actually more common than breast cancer (the uk where jeremy lives has a screening programme for ALL women for not just breast cancer but also pussy cancer), nobody knows anything about mans butthole cancer. nobody really knows if its bad, how fast it develops, what the stages are, how long you can live. etc etc etc. if you are a woman with cancer all of this has been common knowledge for ages. (the ancient greeks knew about breast cancer and treatment then is about the same as treatment now, you cut it off, all that money you raised was just for scientists to study it, not cure it (there is no money in curing anything))
so if you are a man with bum cancer, then, nobody knows if its fine or not. nobody knows if jeremy will be fine or outlive the cancer or whatever.
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>>221197577
so does everyone. in fact autism is just another word for normal. not having autism is just what we used to call being stupid. but you cant say stupid any more.
unless you have proper autism, which is what we used to call being retarded.
thats why autism logo is a mobius strip, autism isn't a specturm its full circle.
anyway he was a good lad and the bbc should have bribed him to make more shows. if fucking bbc4 can put a canal journey on for 6? 8? hours non stop then they can air the uncut reassembler in real time unedited instead of the cut down shit we got
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>>221200611
Don't drink, don't smoke, touch grass, simple as
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>>221192283
Everyone gets cancer at that age. Cancer is why you die of old age.
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>>221199145
to be fair, Clarkson has basically done that his entire life. like >>221195555 and >>221196421 said, he's done so much shit that nobody here will ever come close to experiencing. Any interview where someone asks if there's something he wants to do, he comes up blank because he's been living the dream literally forever
shit, what better job can you think of than being paid to drive supercars, chat shit with your mates, and travel the world all expenses paid?
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>>221197528
To be fair there are a lot of benign things as you get older that cause tremors. My dad can't do carpentry anymore because of tremors but it's not parkinsons and isn't a risk to anything else, he just avoids finely cutting things.
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>>221192464
Harrys Farm and Harrys Garage is on yt, he´s like Jeremys slightly younger brother and one of his oldest friends. I recommend you check it out, very comfy fellow. Also, get your shit together
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>clarkson keeps buying piece of shit tractors
>kaleb's combine probably won't last 2 seasons
Cheap things are cheap for a reason especially when talking about farming equipment.
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>>221195756
Blair was Labour.
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>>221200611
Is this a humiliation ritual or something more sinister?
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>>221200611
>average population age rises as people stop having children
>"why is this disease associated with the elderly becoming more common?? truly a mysterg"
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So are they filming 6th season?
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>>221202344
>Blair was Labour.
blairite tory perfectly defines every tory since cameron. a 'tory' that acts like new labour, endless quangos, hand outs to illegals and woke shit. you're forgetting the only non-White party leaders have been tories and the only women pm's too. not including thatcher, she was more of a man that all the spinless fag boys in parliament
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The UK culls like 40,000 cattle a year for TB, while it is largely non existent in US, Canada, and Australian herds. Additionally mad cow disease, and foot and mouth disease has been present on the island for decades while being either extremely rare or completely non existent anywhere else in the world. What the fuck is going on on that island?
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Jesus christ how can someone be so mentally ill?

Fucking nepobabies.
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>>221202667
>TB, while it is largely non existent in US, Canada, and Australian herds.
badgers get the worms in cowpats then drink from cow water tanks infecting cows
>mad cow disease
>As of 2024, a total of 233 cases of vCJD had been reported globally.
terrible but not common. there's tons of 'Chronic wasting disease' in the usa which is what its called when deer have it
>Possibly due to pressure from large agribusiness, the United States has drastically cut back on the number of cows inspected for BSE.
oh joy....
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>>221197674
>This seems kind of retarded? Somebody want to explain it to me a bit more?
It's too expensive to use a specialized test for all cows, so you develop a rule of thumb. The rule of thumb kills X amount of cows that are borderline cases, but both you and the government are ok with that because it keeps the overall goal of disease control. You'll note he says in that episode other farmers just shrug their shoulders, because they do, they don't have a hobby farm with cows they're personal friends with. Clarkson has a glorified petting zoo for tv let's be honest.

The next question you have to ask is why have these tests at all, and then you can take a look at the disease ridden shit people live with in other countries. Where this goes wrong is that the magic of globalism wants to BOTH have extremely high standards for anything produced domestically so we can brag about animal welfare and healthy products, AND import the disease ridden polish half-horse sausages, at half the cost. People will /say/ they prefer to eat local, prefer the well kept animals, prefer the disease free animal husbandry, etc. And then buy the cheaper meat.
It's a bit like the problem of all the cheap chinese crap from Temu and so on. Yes, a lot of it is the same shit they put on the shelves in your local store, except that store has costs the chinks don't, and rules and regulation trying to keep your milk powder from having asbestos in it like the chinks have. Or make toys out of toxic plastics. We basically subsidize Chinese crap, then have it compete with local stores that are already struggling. When the EU now slaps a fee on the chink garbage people are outraged that their cheap crap is being mildly hindered to keep EU cheap crap competitive.

People like to pretend it's easy to sort this shit out.
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>we are growing these to sell
>the city says no
Thats the show
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>>221192464

Don't do anything stupid Anon.
People age, and they die, it's natural.
If you're concerned send him a hand written letter. In the jaws of Death even a poser like Jeremy will appreciate it.

But I get where you're coming from. As the older directors of Top Gear came forward, the whole show really was ran like a family business. Ragtag and always falling behind, but fueled by a genuine love for the show and the audience.
Allegedly when they were done with pushing an episode out the door, sometime late at night, the whole crew just had the same shitty hot-dog at the only place that was open at that hour. Together.
And that love and ambition came through in the final product.

So I understand when people treat Jezza like family, because to an extent, he treated you like that as well.
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>>221192304
lmao
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WHY DIDN'T THEY WATER THEIR CROPS?!
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>>221202981
How?
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people age?
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I wonder how much those autonomous tractors actually cost for the farm. Feels like it was an advertisement.
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>>221202981
They didn't explicitly state it, but the amount of water required to water his crops for a mm of rain was something absurd.

>>221203180
They openly state it was a lease at the end, probably at cost. That's why they lost 5 grand this year, because those things are fucking expensive as shit. Caleb was right, the agbot is a waste of time but the onion planter wasn't half bad.
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>>221203180
>Feels like it was an advertisement.
its all an advertisement, one season he had some random guy show up and shoot seaweed into the ground to help drainage and Clarkson had no idea who he was or what was happening
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>>221203201
>agbot is a waste of time
Feels like it's for small farms more than anything but small farms couldn't afford it.
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>>221203314
Thus continues the centralisation of farming.
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>>221197598
that's because clarkson was the best driver of the three.
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>>221200611
can i just stick my finger in my own ass to find out if i have it?
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why don't the birds just evolve to nest somewhere else, those fields are ours now
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>>221192498
Dilate, bin dipper
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>>221203050
>>221203201
Risking all that time and effort and relying on perfect weather is just bad business
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>>221192283
Woke won......
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>>221202667
It's in It's century of humiliation
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>>221203201
They would have been 37k (i think) in the green if it hadn't been a 15 week drought. That's including the leases for the robots
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>>221199503
>anyone can get cancer that includes you
Good. I say let it happen because I'm fucking done with this world.
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>>221203740
You don't need perfect weather, you just need to not get hit by a draught during growth period.
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>>221192547
kek such a golden moment
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>>221203949
Live to spite the world. Like me
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>>221204479
No, I don't think so. What's the quickest way to get cancer?
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>>221204540
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>>221197674
the deep globohomo state are subtly making meat consumption a logistical nightmare for both producer and consumer to make us into weak-willed emaciated basedgoys. its really not more complex than that
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>>221192304
jezza would laugh
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>>221203500
Let me do it for you Anon-kun. I won't even charge you.
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Fuck you guys i'm not getting prostate cancer. I jerk off like 3 times a day. It's supposed to be great for the prostate. I'll be fine thank you .
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>>221203201
>That's why they lost 5 grand this year
I hate the whole
>oh no we lost 5 grand this year, we're almost ruined you guys :( *dramatic music*
meanwhile he makes millions from the show alone
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>>221204540
Get lots of X-ray, go to all the dentists in town and have them take pictures of your teeth
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>>221192283
Please God don't take my favorite farmer away from me. Seed and feed will never be the same...
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>>221192304
based
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>>221192283
Fuck this gay earth
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>>221196347
Aw man that really sucks, I feel for you.

Be sure to take videos with him and record his voice. The voice is the first thing you lose.
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>>221199295
>>221198110
She kinda sorta looks like a Sprouse but I definitely would
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So, November has come and gone.
What's the verdict? If they didn't announce it, it must be bad, right?
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>>221197528
He beat a zoomer at archery though
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>>221192283
Why is it always the good ones? Why can't I ever read "Netanyahu has ass cancer" or something?
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>>221192304
top kek
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>>221207516
Day of reckoning
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>>221207516
kek
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Time to put him out to pasture.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j6Q6UWhtKqk

>>221207516
lel
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>>221200715
Can't be enough seeing as I keep getting inundated with how women are suffering from the patriachal NHS
I legitimately had a white haem nurse tell me how unfair it was that we have multiple treatments for cystic fibrosis and only 2 for sickle cell.
Took all my energy to not point out the obvious being that a white nation is going to have more CF than FUCKING SICKLE CELL, YOU DUMB OLD BITCH
It's all so tiresome



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